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" As I rescued the packet from the cavity with tongues " Sounds rather erotic. Whose tongues ? | |||
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"Sweetcorn, when I pull out the pack from the freezer it's always upside down " Yeah those little frozen corns love to be free. I just thought of another from long ago. I had a new build with beige carpets throughout and white walls once and tripped up the top of the stairs with a tray of mugs of hot chocolate for the girls. I got the stairs, landing, bathroom and a bedroom plus 3 walls | |||
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" As I rescued the packet from the cavity with tongues Sounds rather erotic. Whose tongues ?" The mind boggles... | |||
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" As I rescued the packet from the cavity with tongues Sounds rather erotic. Whose tongues ? The mind boggles..." Honestly there is nothing erotic about this story — photo evidence just uploaded | |||
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"Smashed a full bottle of olive oil all over the kitchen floor once. One of the longest cleanup operations in living history." I’d just probably move out | |||
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"I got back from work one day about 9 years ago to discover that while my husband had been in the shower our 18 month old had found an open 1kg packet of tandoori masala in the kitchen and taken it for a trip around the house. The entire house smelt of curry. There were yellow stains on the carpet in the sitting room, the stairs and upstairs. That took a fair amount of cleaning. Then a week or so later I found more in the ball pit where he'd poured it. I had to clean each ball as well as the pit " TOP TIP - put the balls in the washing machine to clean them | |||
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"Dropped some season in the floor and didn’t label it. No idea what it is but it’s yellow like sand " Turmeric ? | |||
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"Dropped some season in the floor and didn’t label it. No idea what it is but it’s yellow like sand Turmeric ?" I buy mixtures. I know garlic salt is one of the ingredients | |||
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