FabSwingers.com forum: Discreet pictures

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Some don't want to post public pictures because they want to be discreet.

What pictures can you take of yourself that maintain your discretion? (Bonus points if it's a ridiculous or unattractive idea but still within Fab rules)

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Skydive naked with a selfie stick- nobody will recognise you that far up

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a pile of my toe nail clippings be permissable?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Would a pile of my toe nail clippings be permissable? "

Hmm. I'm not sure how that would be moderated

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

A sign in front of me that says "not a swinger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back side

I mean I’ve never seen it with my own eyes

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Hat, sunglasses and a long coat, half a mile down the road with the sun behind me

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?"

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Would a pile of my toe nail clippings be permissable?

Hmm. I'm not sure how that would be moderated

Fine if one toe appears in shot.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

A newspaper with two eye holes. Or something highbrow like viz.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere "

... I'm envisioning the weirdest photo challenge ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Godammit where is the google eyes in a cock next to a sky remote, you lot are slacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere

... I'm envisioning the weirdest photo challenge ever "

I may be logged off that day

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere

... I'm envisioning the weirdest photo challenge ever

I may be logged off that day

I'm not going to issue the challenge. I'm just amusing myself imagining it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere

... I'm envisioning the weirdest photo challenge ever

I may be logged off that day

I'm not going to issue the challenge. I'm just amusing myself imagining it

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere

... I'm envisioning the weirdest photo challenge ever

I may be logged off that day

I'm not going to issue the challenge. I'm just amusing myself imagining it

Phew "

TBF it would be exceedingly good.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere

... I'm envisioning the weirdest photo challenge ever

I may be logged off that day

I'm not going to issue the challenge. I'm just amusing myself imagining it

Phew

TBF it would be exceedingly good. "

I would laugh so hard.

Who's got pies they can sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I have a Mr Kipling somewhere

... I'm envisioning the weirdest photo challenge ever

I may be logged off that day

I'm not going to issue the challenge. I'm just amusing myself imagining it

Phew

TBF it would be exceedingly good.

I would laugh so hard.

Who's got pies they can sacrifice

Save the pies

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

A photograph of my metrosexual skincare products covering my naked body and face, except my nipples.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A photograph of my metrosexual skincare products covering my naked body and face, except my nipples."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big toe"

I'd recognise that toe anywhere

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?"

Should I cover myself in song lyrics or drive myself to a levee and take a pic? Maybe a euphemism for my vay-jay-jay when someone sends a crusty dick pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?"

I tried to but microwaved it too long.

I am off to A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A photograph of my metrosexual skincare products covering my naked body and face, except my nipples."

Full on Aesop themed bathtub

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I tried to but microwaved it too long.

I am off to A&E"

Apple pienis? Oh and cream, how nice!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

I tried to but microwaved it too long.

I am off to A&E"

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has anyone recreated the American Pie?

Should I cover myself in song lyrics or drive myself to a levee and take a pic? Maybe a euphemism for my vay-jay-jay when someone sends a crusty dick pic? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hairy feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me wearing a balaclava or a surgical mask.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Me wearing a balaclava or a surgical mask. "

Oh, Steve. I think they're called "ballys" by the young people now. Keep up.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Me wearing a balaclava or a surgical mask. "

FFP3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo facing the chin upwards, aka penis head

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Me wearing a balaclava or a surgical mask.

FFP3?

Me in an FFP3 isn't discreet, it's probably easier to recognise than my face at this point

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"A photograph of my metrosexual skincare products covering my naked body and face, except my nipples.

Full on Aesop themed bathtub

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This is rather a splendid idea!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Duffel coat, hood up.

Sunglasses and facemask.

You can wear something really alluring under the coat if you like.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pert nipples poking up through a bath of baked beans

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pert nipples poking up through a bath of baked beans

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A composite of inside all orifices. Surely few, or none, will have ever seen inside of all of yours

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

No pictures of fingertips that for sure dont want folks unlocking my phone by remote

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Back of the head with glasses

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My hand.... Ha!

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne

"Hat, sunglasses and a long coat, half a mile down the road with the sun behind me"

Sounds delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in custard

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Covered in custard

Splashing my favourite chicken?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Pert nipples poking up through a bath of baked beans

I used to have a photo of me in a bath of marshmallows.......

I may have to spend time today searching to see if I still have it somewhere.

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