FabSwingers.com forum: Spitroasted...

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've just been sulking at a friend about the fact that my weekend is ruined, and we decided that tomorrow I should just go and cook myself in the back garden. I requested an alarm call every hour to make me turn over, and he suggested that instead I be spitroasted.

I'm obviously outraged, as this just means he can't be bothered to help a girl out.

So do tell me, dear readers... should I just set alarms, or is spitroasting the way forward?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Spit roasting is the future....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all know the answer you want!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Spitroasting is good and the only way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SPITROAST!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what he’s going to glaze you with??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Spit roasting is the future...."

Bugger

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think we all know the answer you want! "

But will you give it to me?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Spitroasting is good and the only way forward.

This is not going how I hoped...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"SPITROAST!!!

Coming?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Depends what he’s going to glaze you with?? "

Jeepers... I didn't think of that. I need creaming.

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Spit roast is the only answer

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I Volunteer to assist with basting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all know the answer you want!

But will you give it to me?

Will you take it from me?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Your friend deserves a medal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what he’s going to glaze you with??

Jeepers... I didn't think of that. I need creaming."

Spitroast is the answer then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Spit roast is the only answer

I'm pretty sure I offered 2 answers to choose from

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I Volunteer to assist with basting "

Thought you might...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think we all know the answer you want!

But will you give it to me?

Will you take it from me? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit roast definitely piled and basted is the only way forward xx

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"I Volunteer to assist with basting

Thought you might..."

Staying moist is important

No one likes a dry bird

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your friend deserves a medal.

I'll definitely give him one

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

"Spit roast is the only answer

I'm pretty sure I offered 2 answers to choose from"

Spit roast the chicken not worthy answer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Depends what he’s going to glaze you with??

Jeepers... I didn't think of that. I need creaming.

Spitroast is the answer then

Ffs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think it's too warm for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be any stuffing involved!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hmm a spitroast does sound a sensible way to fill your needs.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Basted in coconut oil and spitroasted

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We've just had spit roasted kebabs for tea. Double meat, actually

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By *ouiseandAJCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Love a spitroast

L X

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

SPITROAST!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I really thought at least some of you would be outraged with me that my so called friend doesn't want to be my cooking alarm...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I really thought at least some of you would be outraged with me that my so called friend doesn't want to be my cooking alarm...

Posh, darling, surely you didn’t forget we’re all raging filthy perverts?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I really thought at least some of you would be outraged with me that my so called friend doesn't want to be my cooking alarm...

Posh, darling, surely you didn’t forget we’re all raging filthy perverts?!"

I mean... no... I didn't forget... but... you know... I... just...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Posh, I've got a skewer if you need to borrow one. I've only got one though.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, I've got a skewer if you need to borrow one. I've only got one though."

Is it a long one?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Posh, I've got a skewer if you need to borrow one. I've only got one though.

Is it a long one?"

Standard issue.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, I've got a skewer if you need to borrow one. I've only got one though.

Is it a long one?

Standard issue."

Perfect. Please bring it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit roasting is the future...."
I thought Garlic Bread was the future

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I mean I set alarms for myself but still ended up burning

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