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"I have a date with a tube of pringles and some really shit 80's porn....that's how I roll " What flavour?  | |||
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"I have a date with a tube of pringles and some really shit 80's porn....that's how I roll What flavour? "I'm going rogue and opting for prawn cocktail | |||
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"Alas no, for I am as ever, an undateable spinster "I'd happily go on a date with you , spinster or not  | |||
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"I have a date with a tube of pringles and some really shit 80's porn....that's how I roll What flavour?
I'm going rogue and opting for prawn cocktail "Nope wrong  | |||
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"Errrr Nero darling. I thought WE had a date? "• Yes, we do, you and five other fabulously feisty fabettes.
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"I have a date with a tube of pringles and some really shit 80's porn....that's how I roll What flavour?
I'm going rogue and opting for prawn cocktail
Nope wrong "Always go beef. Amateur | |||
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"Let me check my diary.....No" • Check your little red book, fine sir. Opportunities abound! | |||
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"Alas no, for I am as ever, an undateable spinster "This too! Fancy a lunch? | |||
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"I don't have one planned, I'm open to offers if they promise not to fall in love with me "• Hopefully one day my finely attired Cavalier your date will actually show up. | |||
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sore throat strikes.
Apparently saying should have spit not swallow, had now been used against me meh. | |||
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This too! Fancy a lunch?"• She's hankering for a free lunch again! #NotGoingDutch | |||
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"I had a date planned but it was cancelled sore throat strikes.
Apparently saying should have spit not swallow, had now been used against me meh. "• Sore Throat Strikes? I blame the Unions!  | |||
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"Haven't had a date since 2029" • Are you regressing through the decades?? 2Ø29 is yet to come, Duchess! | |||
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"I don't have one planned, I'm open to offers if they promise not to fall in love with me
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Hopefully one day my finely attired Cavalier your date will actually show up. "I'll try again in another couple of years | |||
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"Nah. Only date I have is work, a course, an exam (at 51, that should be fun), more work, then collapse in a heap. Club visit soon, methinks "• Ah, a 'romantique' date in a çlub?  | |||
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"Haven’t had a date in decades, and can’t see myself having any for the decades ahead. Good luck to those who have a date planned, hope all goes well for you "And I thought we were getting hot and sticky together | |||
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Not happening this weekend tho....spending it with the number one man in my life. My dad! | |||
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I'll come sunbathing with you "Do you even know what it is? From up beyond the wall! | |||
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Do you even know what it is? From up beyond the wall! "I've burned my head today. Rub some cream on my head with your boobies will ya! | |||
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"Haven’t had a date in decades, and can’t see myself having any for the decades ahead. Good luck to those who have a date planned, hope all goes well for you
And I thought we were getting hot and sticky together "I have honestly given up but you go ahead! | |||
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"Yes, I do. I'm heading to London for it which is quite exciting. For me anyway! And for him I think. I'm a bit nervous because I don't feel particularly dateable currently for various reasons. But tomorrow is a new day and I'll hopefully feel a lot better then." • Ah, such as majestic answer! Finally, someone actually having a date, a real date, an extant date, a proper date. And of all the people to answer accordingly was the ex-wife. | |||
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"Yes, I do. I'm heading to London for it which is quite exciting. For me anyway! And for him I think. I'm a bit nervous because I don't feel particularly dateable currently for various reasons. But tomorrow is a new day and I'll hopefully feel a lot better then. • Ah, such as majestic answer! Finally, someone actually having a date, a real date, an extant date, a proper date. And of all the people to answer accordingly was the ex-wife. "Ha, thanks ex-husband. I'm realising more and more I'm not a swinger at all and quite enjoy dates. So yes. A proper date. I'm going to wear a cute dress and heels. My dear friends are encouraging me to well *something*. And I think they're right. So wish me luck! I'll need it. x | |||
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"Yes, I do. I'm heading to London for it which is quite exciting. For me anyway! And for him I think. I'm a bit nervous because I don't feel particularly dateable currently for various reasons. But tomorrow is a new day and I'll hopefully feel a lot better then. • Ah, such as majestic answer! Finally, someone actually having a date, a real date, an extant date, a proper date. And of all the people to answer accordingly was the ex-wife.
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Ha, thanks ex-husband. I'm realising more and more I'm not a swinger at all and quite enjoy dates. So yes. A proper date. I'm going to wear a cute dress and heels.
My dear friends are encouraging me to well *something*. And I think they're right. So wish me luck! I'll need it. x"• You don't need luck. A smile, ebullience and a spring in your heel is all you need!  | |||
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Not happening this weekend tho....spending it with the number one man in my life. My dad! "• We had a micro-date last Friday FFS. I even bought you expensively cheap Gin, oh seductress! | |||
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"Yes, I do. I'm heading to London for it which is quite exciting. For me anyway! And for him I think. I'm a bit nervous because I don't feel particularly dateable currently for various reasons. But tomorrow is a new day and I'll hopefully feel a lot better then. • Ah, such as majestic answer! Finally, someone actually having a date, a real date, an extant date, a proper date. And of all the people to answer accordingly was the ex-wife.
Ha, thanks ex-husband. I'm realising more and more I'm not a swinger at all and quite enjoy dates. So yes. A proper date. I'm going to wear a cute dress and heels.
My dear friends are encouraging me to well *something*. And I think they're right. So wish me luck! I'll need it. x"Aww! This is cute! I shall live my vicarious dating life through you sunshine! But all the best for the date, I'm sure it will be fabulous | |||
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"Yes, I do. I'm heading to London for it which is quite exciting. For me anyway! And for him I think. I'm a bit nervous because I don't feel particularly dateable currently for various reasons. But tomorrow is a new day and I'll hopefully feel a lot better then. • Ah, such as majestic answer! Finally, someone actually having a date, a real date, an extant date, a proper date. And of all the people to answer accordingly was the ex-wife.
Ha, thanks ex-husband. I'm realising more and more I'm not a swinger at all and quite enjoy dates. So yes. A proper date. I'm going to wear a cute dress and heels.
My dear friends are encouraging me to well *something*. And I think they're right. So wish me luck! I'll need it. x
Aww! This is cute! I shall live my vicarious dating life through you sunshine! But all the best for the date, I'm sure it will be fabulous "Aww thank you Booty, that's really lovely. Yes, I've decided I might as well. You should go on dates of your own you know? We all deserve to have some fun and happiness. x | |||
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" Therefore I ask with a smidgen of curiosity: who has a date this Bank Holiday Weekend? I'm being inquisitive... " I don’t even know what the date is this weekend, so it’s not me that’s hinting. I forgotten what a date is it when i need to shave? | |||
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"Alas no, for I am as ever, an undateable spinster
I'd happily go on a date with you , spinster or not "A gentleman as always Grumpy | |||
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This too! Fancy a lunch?"Oohhh mate date? | |||
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"Alas no, for I am as ever, an undateable spinster
I'd happily go on a date with you , spinster or not
A gentleman as always Grumpy "Some of the time yes  | |||
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"Alas no, for I am as ever, an undateable spinster "• The wake and slipstream of your recent rejection of me lingers still. Recovery is assured but will take time.  | |||
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës... Over the preceding few weeks I've noticed a number of you esteemed forumites discreetly but excitably mentioning that you have a date planned. Therefore I ask with a smidgen of curiosity: who has a date this Bank Holiday Weekend? I'm being inquisitive... " A date ? ..there's is no way l would ever put myself out there again for someone that l hardly or barely know ...if at all . ..to what ?.. seek their approval ? .. Sorry .. dating is not ..or ever will be for me now..that book is well and truly closed..if l do find a connection with someone it certainly won't be by dating. | |||
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"Yes, I do. I'm heading to London for it which is quite exciting. For me anyway! And for him I think. I'm a bit nervous because I don't feel particularly dateable currently for various reasons. But tomorrow is a new day and I'll hopefully feel a lot better then. • Ah, such as majestic answer! Finally, someone actually having a date, a real date, an extant date, a proper date. And of all the people to answer accordingly was the ex-wife.
Ha, thanks ex-husband. I'm realising more and more I'm not a swinger at all and quite enjoy dates. So yes. A proper date. I'm going to wear a cute dress and heels.
My dear friends are encouraging me to well *something*. And I think they're right. So wish me luck! I'll need it. x
Aww! This is cute! I shall live my vicarious dating life through you sunshine! But all the best for the date, I'm sure it will be fabulous
Aww thank you Booty, that's really lovely. Yes, I've decided I might as well. You should go on dates of your own you know? We all deserve to have some fun and happiness. x"Hehe I have been thinking about it...I will get myself out there and start getting all the dates in | |||
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"Errrr Nero darling. I thought WE had a date? "But, he told me that WE had a date!
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But, he told me that WE had a date!
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"No, I’m not dating anymore. I’m leaving my romantic life in the hands of fate. Either I’ll meet Mr Right when it’s right or I won’t. I’ve got my name down for 350 cats, just in case! " All the cat cuddles though! | |||
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"Nbody offered to take me to schofields. Best bar in Manchester apparently. No idea who voted for these thinks " I think said bar may have to change their name shortly | |||
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës... Over the preceding few weeks I've noticed a number of you esteemed forumites discreetly but excitably mentioning that you have a date planned. Therefore I ask with a smidgen of curiosity: who has a date this Bank Holiday Weekend? I'm being inquisitive... A date ? ..there's is no way l would ever put myself out there again for someone that l hardly or barely know ...if at all . ..to what ?.. seek their approval ? .. Sorry .. dating is not ..or ever will be for me now..that book is well and truly closed..if l do find a connection with someone it certainly won't be by dating. " • So, in essence what you mean is that you don't like dating?  | |||
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"Errrr Nero darling. I thought WE had a date?
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis! "Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo | |||
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis!
Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo"• He's after a weak end... ^ | |||
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis!
Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo"You're probably one of the only few men left on here still that has a decent penis! | |||
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis! "I'd like that this weekend too please! Actually I'd settle for sun, ice cream and kisses. To be honest I'm feeling a little touch deprived. I do have a mate date for lunch tomorrow though which will be lovely and he does give a good hug. | |||
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"I have a date with a tube of pringles and some really shit 80's porn....that's how I roll What flavour?
I'm going rogue and opting for prawn cocktail
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Always go beef. Amateur "Always go Beef is a motto to live by
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis!
Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo
You're probably one of the only few men left on here still that has a decent penis! "That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week | |||
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis!
Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo
You're probably one of the only few men left on here still that has a decent penis!
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week "I am actually a nice person thats why! Nero just starts rumours | |||
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis!
Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo
You're probably one of the only few men left on here still that has a decent penis!
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week
I am actually a nice person thats why!
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"We require more menfolk on this thread otherwise I'm going to be accused of replying solely to the women on here! Apart from Piscean Dream: he looks lovely in a frock. "I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror | |||
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"I don't want a date, I just want some sunshine,an ice cream and some decent Penis!
I'd like that this weekend too please!
Actually I'd settle for sun, ice cream and kisses.
To be honest I'm feeling a little touch deprived.
I do have a mate date for lunch tomorrow though which will be lovely and he does give a good hug.
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"We require more menfolk on this thread otherwise I'm going to be accused of replying solely to the women on here! Apart from Piscean Dream: he looks lovely in a frock.
I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror "Wheres this picture? | |||
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës... Over the preceding few weeks I've noticed a number of you esteemed forumites discreetly but excitably mentioning that you have a date planned. Therefore I ask with a smidgen of curiosity: who has a date this Bank Holiday Weekend? I'm being inquisitive... A date ? ..there's is no way l would ever put myself out there again for someone that l hardly or barely know ...if at all . ..to what ?.. seek their approval ? .. Sorry .. dating is not ..or ever will be for me now..that book is well and truly closed..if l do find a connection with someone it certainly won't be by dating. • So, in essence what you mean is that you don't like dating? "No ..never said that ...l only said it's not for me..and it's not...some people have petrol cars ..they don't put diesel into them cause it won't work ..it's not that they don't like diesel..it just won't work..same way with me and dating..It not that l don't like it ...it just doesn't work for me ..if l do find my soulmate ..it won't be by dating..it might happen along the line...a game ...a movie ..a cause in common etc ...but it won't happen by dating . | |||
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"We require more menfolk on this thread otherwise I'm going to be accused of replying solely to the women on here! Apart from Piscean Dream: he looks lovely in a frock.
I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror
Wheres this picture? "Nero is the only one with a copy | |||
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"No date this weekend but I have been exchanging messages with a young lady on a dating site.She wants to exchange messages first to see how she feels before agreeing to a date.First bit of positive news I have had on a dating site this year" • Cös' — this is absolutely brilliant news!  Good luck my friend! | |||
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"I'm working, dating seems to be more like a short, biased job interview than ever. "• Beautiful êyê-glasses though! | |||
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës... Over the preceding few weeks I've noticed a number of you esteemed forumites discreetly but excitably mentioning that you have a date planned. Therefore I ask with a smidgen of curiosity: who has a date this Bank Holiday Weekend? I'm being inquisitive... A date ? ..there's is no way l would ever put myself out there again for someone that l hardly or barely know ...if at all . ..to what ?.. seek their approval ? .. Sorry .. dating is not ..or ever will be for me now..that book is well and truly closed..if l do find a connection with someone it certainly won't be by dating. • So, in essence what you mean is that you don't like dating?
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No ..never said that ...l only said it's not for me..and it's not...some people have petrol cars ..they don't put diesel into them cause it won't work ..it's not that they don't like diesel..it just won't work..same way with me and dating..It not that l don't like it ...it just doesn't work for me ..if l do find my soulmate ..it won't be by dating..it might happen along the line...a game ...a movie ..a cause in common etc ...but it won't happen by dating ."• What about courtship? Or is that taboo too? | |||
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I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror
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Nero is the only one with a copy"Right off to buy Nero chips and squash him in my boobs to see said picture! | |||
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"I've turned 3 dates down for the weekend, so not me " Tell me when you’ve turned down 26. Because 27 is my lucky number | |||
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"Does a date with my mum count? We're going out for afternoon tea
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"We require more menfolk on this thread otherwise I'm going to be accused of replying solely to the women on here! Apart from Piscean Dream: he looks lovely in a frock.
I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror
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Right off to buy Nero chips and squash him in my boobs to see said picture! "He can thank me later for that | |||
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"I've turned 3 dates down for the weekend, so not me " Rude! I even had lindt truffles for our date | |||
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"I've turned 3 dates down for the weekend, so not me Tell me when you’ve turned down 26. Because 27 is my lucky number "Proper dates, not fab related | |||
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"I've turned 3 dates down for the weekend, so not me Rude! I even had lindt truffles for our date "Pfft now you tell me! | |||
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The wake and slipstream of your recent rejection of me lingers still. Recovery is assured but will take time. "How very dare you say that when you were the one who trampled on my hopes and dreams in your stylish footwear | |||
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No ..never said that ...l only said it's not for me..and it's not...some people have petrol cars ..they don't put diesel into them cause it won't work ..it's not that they don't like diesel..it just won't work..same way with me and dating..It not that l don't like it ...it just doesn't work for me ..if l do find my soulmate ..it won't be by dating..it might happen along the line...a game ...a movie ..a cause in common etc ...but it won't happen by dating .
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Proper dates, not fab related "What’s the difference? Serious question! So if I asked a woman for a date from Fab (we’re both on here) is it different to if I asked a woman who wasn’t in here? | |||
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I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror
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Nero is the only one with a copy"Why is Nero the only one with copies of things? Why can't you all look after your own things? Posh had to get him to send me her audio file because he was the *only one with a copy* National Executive Repository of Letters Oeuvres aNd Documents Of Note
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I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror
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Why is Nero the only one with copies of things? Why can't you all look after your own things? Posh had to get him to send me her audio file because he was the *only one with a copy*
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I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror
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Why is Nero the only one with copies of things? Why can't you all look after your own things? Posh had to get him to send me her audio file because he was the *only one with a copy*
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I swear it was just the one time and it was for Rocky Horror
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Why is Nero the only one with copies of things? Why can't you all look after your own things? Posh had to get him to send me her audio file because he was the *only one with a copy*
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Proper dates, not fab related
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Serious question!
So if I asked a woman for a date from Fab (we’re both on here) is it different to if I asked a woman who wasn’t in here? "I guess I was meaning a date in the traditional sense, rather than a social. So yes, if you asked a woman who was on her for a date , then it would be a date | |||
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Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo
You're probably one of the only few men left on here still that has a decent penis! "I read this as him being one of the few men who still has a penis!!! I wondered what you’d been doing to them all….. Does one have a jar? | |||
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Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo
You're probably one of the only few men left on here still that has a decent penis!
I read this as him being one of the few men who still has a penis!!! I wondered what you’d been doing to them all….. Does one have a jar?"You're a Teacher and still can't read? Littlebird is the one with the storage Jars not me.... ha ha | |||
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I'm going rogue and opting for prawn cocktail
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"I've turned 3 dates down for the weekend, so not me Tell me when you’ve turned down 26. Because 27 is my lucky number
Proper dates, not fab related
What’s the difference?
Serious question!
So if I asked a woman for a date from Fab (we’re both on here) is it different to if I asked a woman who wasn’t in here?
I guess I was meaning a date in the traditional sense, rather than a social.
So yes, if you asked a woman who was on her for a date , then it would be a date " brilliant.
Funny thing is, I’ve had a social on here that felt like a date. That was quite unexpectedly very nice.
I also asked a lady for a date.  I wish she’d have said yes. She’d have had a good time I’m sure of it.
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So I have a date with a video camera and backing track... if Mixed Mister does karaoke again "Yes! He needs to because I have a snippet ready. Although I need to take a picture to be the video image. Hmmm. What picture goes with Snow Patrol?
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Lost me right at the end, sorry Boo
You're probably one of the only few men left on here still that has a decent penis!
I read this as him being one of the few men who still has a penis!!! I wondered what you’d been doing to them all….. Does one have a jar?
You're a Teacher and still can't read?
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So I have a date with a video camera and backing track... if Mixed Mister does karaoke again
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So I have a date with a video camera and backing track... if Mixed Mister does karaoke again
Yes! He needs to because I have a snippet ready. Although I need to take a picture to be the video image. Hmmm. What picture goes with Snow Patrol?
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Won't waste my..or anybody else's..time searching in the wrong place ..ie dating or courtship..went down that road ..it's the wrong road for me..am not all saying it's wrong for everyone..it's just not for me.. "• What about woo'ing? I mean, surely you woo? You'd be woo'd not to. | |||
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"No date for this weekend. Open to invites for this weekend and a few days next week. "• Gentlemen (and ladies and couples), please take note of this polished gem in a silk purse. She's date'able. | |||
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"We require more menfolk on this thread otherwise I'm going to be accused of replying solely to the women on here! Apart from Piscean Dream: he looks lovely in a frock.
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"This is me most weekends: https://youtu.be/CRj61dcvmuU" Oh joeybeans surely not x | |||
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All of my weekend plans have been dashed due to the unscheduled malfunction of my jalopy. I'm very, very sad and sulking.
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So I have a date with a video camera and backing track... if Mixed Mister does karaoke again
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"Alas no, for I am as ever, an undateable spinster "I didn't my know about a date, but I would love a splash in your paddling pool. | |||
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"Not dating... given up on it. " Never give in! Never surrender! You are but a hairs breath from Karenland! Get out there and smash it gurly! | |||
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"Define dating? Every person I've ever met off here or other sites has been (in my view) a date. It's all semantics really, but I can't stand the 'meet' term. It's a date, you're going on a date. You might not be dating, but it's a date. There." • I can see this viewpoint. A "meet" carries little weight than a "date". "Date" sounds more p+sitive, upbeat and progressive. "Meet" is just insipid in comparison. | |||
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"Define dating? Every person I've ever met off here or other sites has been (in my view) a date. It's all semantics really, but I can't stand the 'meet' term. It's a date, you're going on a date. You might not be dating, but it's a date. There. • I can see this viewpoint. A "meet" carries little weight than a "date". "Date" sounds more p+sitive, upbeat and progressive. "Meet" is just insipid in comparison." ...but I'm 30% more likely so see some dong on a meet, Nero. I play the numbers, and I play them well. | |||
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"...but I'm 30% more likely so see some dong on a meet, Nero. I play the numbers, and I play them well. "• Cafdu, where have you been?? You've been missed. This thread is reaching its fruition and only now you've sauntered in! | |||
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"Define dating? Every person I've ever met off here or other sites has been (in my view) a date. It's all semantics really, but I can't stand the 'meet' term. It's a date, you're going on a date. You might not be dating, but it's a date. There. • I can see this viewpoint. A "meet" carries little weight than a "date". "Date" sounds more p+sitive, upbeat and progressive. "Meet" is just insipid in comparison." Yep! I'm another who hates meet. Meet. It's so dreary. Clinical almost. Lacking any sort of potential or enthusiasm. So I do use date, possibly loosely at times. | |||
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"...but I'm 30% more likely so see some dong on a meet, Nero. I play the numbers, and I play them well.
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Cafdu, where have you been?? You've been missed. This thread is reaching its fruition and only now you've sauntered in! "...well isn't it just very on-brand of me to turn up late to the party and start slingin' some dong, lol' chap?
I've been on my annual cryostasis, just y'know, prolonging the years. I'm tecnically 97, I don't wanna drop out of the age filters yaknow?
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"Define dating? Every person I've ever met off here or other sites has been (in my view) a date. It's all semantics really, but I can't stand the 'meet' term. It's a date, you're going on a date. You might not be dating, but it's a date. There. • I can see this viewpoint. A "meet" carries little weight than a "date". "Date" sounds more p+sitive, upbeat and progressive. "Meet" is just insipid in comparison." Horses for courses. I consider dating more of a vanilla thing. Not that I don't do vanilla things. I tend to have socials and meets, and I'd reserve "date" for when I have romantic intention. Which I do not. | |||
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës... Over the preceding few weeks I've noticed a number of you esteemed forumites discreetly but excitably mentioning that you have a date planned. Therefore I ask with a smidgen of curiosity: who has a date this Bank Holiday Weekend? I'm being inquisitive... " Sadly once you turn 60 people can't be arsed. Used to get dates regular and I still make the effort to dress up every weekend. Any ladies want to go out? | |||
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