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Violence towards snowmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

apparently police havd had loads of calls about peope snowmen being attacked and their carrot noses pinched

Now while I don't agree with phoning the emergency services for something like this,I think its sad that people sem to think its fun to destroy something thats been made by someone else

I love looking at all the snowmen that have been built out of sher fun and pleasure,we have a little green in the middle of the road near us,last year someone built a snowman,woman and dog,each day something was added like a hat,scarf ect because people nearby appreciated it so much

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

if anyone touches mt snow pengin and snow seal i'll ave em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

ooh creative! I like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe there's psycho snowman on the loose, destroying his own kind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why would people call the police about something that will melt?

It was sad to see the snow animals that had been built in the park destroyed. The impaled snow heads on the spikes had survived though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Maybe there's psycho snowman on the loose, destroying his own kind "

Frosty....bored after the christmas rush and nothing to do for another 11 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse, could be a bloke they arrested for having sex with a snowman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OI that's SNOW JOKE!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"ooh creative! I like the sound of that "

they are pretty cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Could be worse, could be a bloke they arrested for having sex with a snowman"

Yes I read that..poor poor violated snowman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a lot of loving going on towards their snowmen! Some very naughty people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse, could be a bloke they arrested for having sex with a snowman"

hopefully frostbite will be suitable punishment

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Could be worse, could be a bloke they arrested for having sex with a snowman

hopefully frostbite will be suitable punishment "

Chilblains on the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird you should say that. I saw a picture of the guy from anthrax trinity flamethrower on a snowman.

People just really hate snow I guess. And when people start making snow gollums (not the lotr guy) then I guess that's the last straw for some folk.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Didn't any of you watch Dr. Who.

Snowmen are evil and will take over the world.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Nice avatar HPC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Nice avatar HPC "

Thank you It'll disappear as fast as the snow

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Didn't any of you watch Dr. Who.

Snowmen are evil and will take over the world."

Only if you believe they will. Think of them melting and all is well... ish.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

some clever sod has made a snow owl in a tree on the common where we walk the dogs..

its at head height, saw it out the corner of my eye as i walked close by it..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"some clever sod has made a snow owl in a tree on the common where we walk the dogs..

its at head height, saw it out the corner of my eye as i walked close by it..

"

did you scream like a girl???

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"some clever sod has made a snow owl in a tree on the common where we walk the dogs..

its at head height, saw it out the corner of my eye as i walked close by it..

did you scream like a girl??? "

No lol, though it did make me go wtf..

swear its eyes were moving..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"some clever sod has made a snow owl in a tree on the common where we walk the dogs..

its at head height, saw it out the corner of my eye as i walked close by it..

did you scream like a girl???

No lol, though it did make me go wtf..

swear its eyes were moving.. "

maybe its an actual owl that got frozen in the snow.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the guy arrested for shaggin a snowman

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"some clever sod has made a snow owl in a tree on the common where we walk the dogs..

its at head height, saw it out the corner of my eye as i walked close by it..

did you scream like a girl???

No lol, though it did make me go wtf..

swear its eyes were moving..

maybe its an actual owl that got frozen in the snow..... "

well if its gone tomorrow that could be true..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids kicked our neighbors over I gave em a good telling off tho its a bit mean although they are only 11,10 and 8 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On clapham common someone has built a snow man and given him a huge penis the funny thing is it right on the edge of the road I was laughing so much lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"On clapham common someone has built a snow man and given him a huge penis the funny thing is it right on the edge of the road I was laughing so much lol "

bet someone makes use of that..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"On clapham common someone has built a snow man and given him a huge penis the funny thing is it right on the edge of the road I was laughing so much lol

bet someone makes use of that.. "

Would it be strong enough to tie the dog up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

We did have a very large snow cock built on a busy roundabout near us a couple of years ago......looked even funnier when it was melting and drooping

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"On clapham common someone has built a snow man and given him a huge penis the funny thing is it right on the edge of the road I was laughing so much lol

bet someone makes use of that..

Would it be strong enough to tie the dog up?"

maybe..

or make a snowball from it..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We did have a very large snow cock built on a busy roundabout near us a couple of years ago......looked even funnier when it was melting and drooping "

They always do.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Last year I saw a snowman in someone's garden. The next day, their neighbors had made a snowwoman. The next day there were lots of ickle snowbabies.

Who says romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Last year I saw a snowman in someone's garden. The next day, their neighbors had made a snowwoman. The next day there were lots of ickle snowbabies.

Who says romance is dead "
Don't you mean snowmance

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