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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Finish the sentence with the middle button.

When I'm naked I usually.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually do it for you message me when you post.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

When I'm naked I usually get the bus.

J

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

When I'm naked I usually do only with a dog sitter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when im naked i usually don't like it Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When im naked, i realise why I'm a single dad ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly confused, where does 'middle button' come in to it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When I’m naked I usually have to go out to my room to do my laundry (it actually kind of makes sense)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m naked I usually have to go out to my room to do my laundry but I’m going to get stuck in a traffic jam

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

When I’m naked and I’m naked and I’m naked and then I get to see my boyfriend

That’s a lot of naked times and an imaginary boyfriend my middle button gave me pmsl

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"When I’m naked I usually have to go out to my room to do my laundry but I’m going to get stuck in a traffic jam "

Lol you do your laundry naked to. We are clearly the cultured ones

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

When I am naked I enjoy a naturist massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I'm naked I usually go to bed

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

When I'm naked I usually go out for a pint with your mum

Huge apologies to your mum OP!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When I'm naked I usually have to get to the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m naked I usually have to go in and out

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

When I’m naked and I’m naked and I’m naked and then I get to see my boyfriend in person I feel so good and then when I’m not I’m like oh I feel so happy I don’t feel good

This could go on and on..

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

When I'm naked I'm usually free to ask you to get the latest version of the new year and I can do it for you to get the....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

When I'm naked I usually do only with a little bit of a pot

Mrs

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

When im naked i usually do a little more research on my own hair

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

When I’m naked I’m usually at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I don't want a bed

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

When I’m naked I just wanna go home but I’m so scared to do anything

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

When I'm naked I usually get the bus to the airport

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Whem I'm naked I usually do it for you to be a good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually do it for you to clean up

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

When I'm naked I don't know what to do about it

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m naked I usually have to go out to my room to do my laundry

Not even remotely funny

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually do it for you.

F

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By *ixenitedWoman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

When I'm naked I usually go to bed for the day and then the kids can eat and drink a coffee and drink a coffee and drink a coffee if you're OK for lunch then lol if not we will make a big one of the bedroom bed in the bath and a packet to be removed you will be able by a certain person can you use this as a guide for me please you need a copy for my application for me and the contents of the bedroom front and back to my bed and the violation is fine for me.

(lol apologies for the long blab of nonsense wanted to see how much crap my middle button spewed out)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

When I’m naked I usually just put on a mask to protect my eyes from my nose or mouth

D.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When I'm naked I usually go to the person who wants me

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

When I’m naked I usually have to go out to my car to go get a drink

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

When I'm naked I usually go to bed and go out for dinner

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

When I’m naked I usually have to go out……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m naked I usually have to go out to my room to do my laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually go to bed once again like the idea yes

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

When I'm naked i usually do it for you to be a good day at work now so I can gather the information you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually go to bed with my Custard I think.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Slightly confused, where does 'middle button' come in to it?"

Seriously, I've been meaning to ask this for myself for the last six months.

I have no idea.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When I'm naked I don't want you to worry

Ffs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

When I'm naked I usually have to do it properly but I'm afraid that I've been trying hard not to be too embarrassed for the first time.

Well.

That doesn't sound like me at all.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

When I'm naked I usually go out for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I don't want you

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

When I'm naked I usually get a bit..

Hmm..

Air of mystery??

A bit of what I wonder?

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By *b12 wetMan
over a year ago

stoke

when i’m naked i usually have a big smile and i have to look like this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

When I'm naked I usually do it for you to be naked on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually like to do it with PetiteWoman

Weird, that

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By *ourisfunCouple
over a year ago

Central

When I'm naked I usually go out for a bit of fun and then I can go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually sit back and enjoy the breeze over my body

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Slightly confused, where does 'middle button' come in to it?

Seriously, I've been meaning to ask this for myself for the last six months.

I have no idea."

When texting choose the middle word that predictive text suggests, just keep pressing the middle word/button to see what random sentence your phone creates

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Slightly confused, where does 'middle button' come in to it?

Seriously, I've been meaning to ask this for myself for the last six months.

I have no idea.

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When texting choose the middle word that predictive text suggests, just keep pressing the middle word/button to see what random sentence your phone creates "

Ah, I see, thank you so much!

When I'm naked I usually... do only with a few days off and I can do it for you to get the latest flash.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

When I'm naked I usually do only with a meal deal with the teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I'm usually fine by the time you finish work so I'll be honest with the rest...

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

When I’m naked I usually go back in to the park

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

When I'm naked I usually do only with a little bit of a new one for the next few days.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

When I'm naked I usually go to bed for the day.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"When I'm naked I don't know what to do about it

Em x"

I can help with that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually have a lovely time in the morning with my ankle

Only one ankle? That's weird, even for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually do it for you to play with me and my dam typos.

OK so mines different today.

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When I'm naked I usually go to bed for the weekend

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

When I'm naked the only way i could see the picture was by looking in a window of my bedroom

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

When I am naked, I usually get to know what I like and what you can do about the pleasure

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Hang on, this is complete and utter drivle - you lot are making this up with contrived and fictitious responses!

Middle finger, my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, this is complete and utter drivle - you lot are making this up with contrived and fictitious responses!

Middle finger, my arse! "

I'm sure someone will volunteer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually first and you were able and you had to do something about the situation

Seems about right

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Slightly confused, where does 'middle button' come in to it?

Seriously, I've been meaning to ask this for myself for the last six months.

I have no idea.

·

When texting choose the middle word that predictive text suggests, just keep pressing the middle word/button to see what random sentence your phone creates

Ah, I see, thank you so much!

When I'm naked I usually... do only with a few days off and I can do it for you to get the latest flash.

"

Yay!! X

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

When I'm naked I don't want you have to worry!

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

When I’m naked I will be awake and I love sucking on you guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually do only with a lot of time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback stopped because this video is not available.

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

When I’m naked I usually go back in to the park with the cat and then I’ll send it back over to the church to see what the time of night works is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm naked I usually do it for you to all the wonderful and blessed day ahead

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

When I was naked I usually do it again and again for the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m naked …. I’m usually not far away from an erection …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m naked I usually have to go out to my room to do my laundry but I’m going out for dinner now and then I’m going back home and then I will come home to my house to go get the girls so if I come home I will just come home to do laundry

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By *imandher123456Couple
over a year ago

gosport

When I’m naked I usually get my dress and I will have to look for it lol

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

When I'm naked in a bit better thanks to the benefits support offices..

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
6 weeks ago

La La Land

When I'm naked I usually do you

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By *oodo69Man
6 weeks ago

London (visiting very often)

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By *oodo69Man
6 weeks ago

London (visiting very often)

When lm naked l dont really want to put any clothes on again

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By *ysizeMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

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By *ysizeMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

When I'm Naked I usually have a go at it but I don't think we can do it on the phone

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By *tu100Man
6 weeks ago

Southampton

When I'm naked I usually get to see a woman who knows where to start and what would be a great night.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
6 weeks ago

Basingstoke

When I'm naked I usually get a ticket for the weekend and I can do it for you and you can do it for me

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

When I'm naked I mean it.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
6 weeks ago

Cheshire

When I’m naked I usually get arrested 😬

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By *irty-pairCouple
6 weeks ago

South Essex

When I’m naked and you can come to the bathroom with us

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

When I'm naked I usually have a great time in my head

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
6 weeks ago

button moon

When I’m naked I usually do this to myself but when I get a chance to look it over and see what it is it’s not that hard

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Brum

When I'm naked so I can do it now if you want

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By *imandherNSFWCouple
6 weeks ago

Barnstaple

When I'm naked I usually go to bed...(not for sleeping) 😉🤣🤣

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By *an123Man
6 weeks ago

Sittingbourne

When I'm naked I think I will be in the office tomorrow morning

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By *hGlobbitsMan
6 weeks ago

Leeds

When I'm naked I usually get a new job.

I mean, it would certainly make me stand out from the other interviewees...

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By *urple-roseWoman
6 weeks ago

Stoke

When I’m naked I usually do a lot more of my makeup than usual.

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By *empest2KMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

When I'm naked I usually get a bit of a bit...

-

Well, I guess I get a bit, but I'm not sure what (or which?) bit I get though... 🤔🤣

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By *illie HardiganMan
6 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff

When I’m naked I usually do a lot more of my makeup

Wow !!!!

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By *rowneyedgirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Central belt

When I'm naked I usually have a young lady gaga 🤷‍♀️

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By *illie HardiganMan
6 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff


"When I'm naked I usually have a young lady gaga 🤷‍♀️"

I’m sure there is a poker face joke in here somewhere.

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By *arlequin_tearsMan
6 weeks ago

Sheffield

When I'm Naked I usually get a bit of a headache

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

When I'm naked I usually get a booth

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By *8on33Man
6 weeks ago

winfrith

when I'm naked I can get it again but I'm 6to to say I do love 6but.

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