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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.

Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.

(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have your baked beans settled down yet or are they still glowing red?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

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Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have your baked beans settled down yet or are they still glowing red? "

They have been consumed with gusto.

Well with toast and a fried egg actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jennie

I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears.

Will he ever forgive me?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Jennie.

My throat has been woefully bereft of penis since the weekend.

Will tomorrow be another day of longing, or will I finally satisfy my kuchisabishii?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

No.

They'll see you for what you actually are x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Oracle Jennie,

What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?

By crikey, it makes me gag!

Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jennie

I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears.

Will he ever forgive me?"

He already has

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

No.

They'll see you for what you actually are x"

Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie.

My throat has been woefully bereft of penis since the weekend.

Will tomorrow be another day of longing, or will I finally satisfy my kuchisabishii?"

Sorry to say tomorrow will be a bit groundhog day.

Unless.

(Taxi to Cumbria!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jennie,

What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?

By crikey, it makes me gag!

Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)

It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I manage to avoid getting sunburnt when working outside in Carlisle tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

No.

They'll see you for what you actually are x

Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?

They are all talking about it behind your back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I manage to avoid getting sunburnt when working outside in Carlisle tomorrow? "

No because you are a knob and won't use enough sun cream

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Dear Oracle Jennie,

What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?

By crikey, it makes me gag!

Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)

It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair"

Thank you Jennie

Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….

I’m going to use it as shaving gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I manage to avoid getting sunburnt when working outside in Carlisle tomorrow?

No because you are a knob and won't use enough sun cream "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jennie,

What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?

By crikey, it makes me gag!

Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)

It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair

Thank you Jennie

Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….

I’m going to use it as shaving gel

Waste not, want not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Oracle.

Why were you shitter than Ceefax? Was it just the reception on my TV? Though I did like Bamboozle so well done for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jennie,

What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?

By crikey, it makes me gag!

Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)

It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair

Thank you Jennie

Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….

I’m going to use it as shaving gel

Waste not, want not"

... and Lyn is great ain't she?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

No.

They'll see you for what you actually are x

Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?

They are all talking about it behind your back"

That's a thought that's gonna fester...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Oracle.

Why were you shitter than Ceefax? Was it just the reception on my TV? Though I did like Bamboozle so well done for that."

Shit is in the eye of the beholder.

But yeah, Ceefax was vastly superior.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

No.

They'll see you for what you actually are x

Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?

They are all talking about it behind your back

That's a thought that's gonna fester...

Some thought ointment will fix that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x"

Oops. Sorry. Not Jennie

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

No.

They'll see you for what you actually are x

Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?

They are all talking about it behind your back

That's a thought that's gonna fester...

Some thought ointment will fix that"

Do you have any I could use please? X

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hello Jennie

I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears.

Will he ever forgive me?"

Stand back from the pudding bowl.....it's child cruelty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x"

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Dear Oracle Jennie,

What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies?

By crikey, it makes me gag!

Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!)

It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair

Thank you Jennie

Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment….

I’m going to use it as shaving gel

Waste not, want not

... and Lyn is great ain't she?"

I honestly don’t know how on Earth my phone managed to conjure this mysterious Lyn out of my text.

Clearly I must now investigate…for she may have luscious boobies…

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl."

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie!!

Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am?

No.

They'll see you for what you actually are x

Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you?

They are all talking about it behind your back

That's a thought that's gonna fester...

Some thought ointment will fix that

Do you have any I could use please? X"

Not enough to fix all your festering thoughts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with."

Smack me silly

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with."

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go to bed now??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over "

You'd be a shrivelled husk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go to bed now?? "

Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh wonderful Jennie the Omniscient,

Will I get the sex next week or will I be drier than the Sahara??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go to bed now??

Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first"

*clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go to bed now??

Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wonderful Jennie the Omniscient,

Will I get the sex next week or will I be drier than the Sahara??

I fear you will be Priscilla, queen of the desert. But the week after .... wow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go to bed now??

Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first

No"

In that case no.

You must sit on the naughty step and think about your behaviour

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

And after, ere the night is born,

Do hares come out about the corn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And after, ere the night is born,

Do hares come out about the corn?"

They do in Grantchester

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"And after, ere the night is born,

Do hares come out about the corn?

They do in Grantchester"

Good answer.

You really are the Oracle then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And after, ere the night is born,

Do hares come out about the corn?

They do in Grantchester

Good answer.

You really are the Oracle then"

Jennie knows all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh great Oracle!

Is there a magical cure for sunburnt boobies and bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh great Oracle!

Is there a magical cure for sunburnt boobies and bum

Yes.

An unconvincing transvestite's lick!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over

You'd be a shrivelled husk"

Anything for the interest of scientific proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over

You'd be a shrivelled husk

Anything for the interest of scientific proof "

You ard truly selfless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh great Oracle!

Is there a magical cure for sunburnt boobies and bum

Yes.

An unconvincing transvestite's lick!"

Just the one lick or multiple?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Oh wonderful Jennie the Omniscient,

Will I get the sex next week or will I be drier than the Sahara??

I fear you will be Priscilla, queen of the desert. But the week after .... wow!"

Well beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what I can get and live in hope!! Thank you Jennie

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.

Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.

(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)"

Friday's Euromillions numbers

A would be lovely ta.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over

You'd be a shrivelled husk

Anything for the interest of scientific proof

You ard truly selfless

The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.

Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.

(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)

Friday's Euromillions numbers

A would be lovely ta.

There will be six.

And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.

Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.

(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)

Friday's Euromillions numbers

A would be lovely ta.

There will be six.

And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50"

That's odd. There's usually 5 and two bonus balls.

Are you sure you're an actual oracle and not ceefax ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.

Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.

(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)

Friday's Euromillions numbers

A would be lovely ta.

There will be six.

And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50

That's odd. There's usually 5 and two bonus balls.

Are you sure you're an actual oracle and not ceefax ?

Erm....

Oracle was just checking you were paying attention ....

Question not the all seeing all knowing Jennifer the Magnificent.

Next!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Tell me oh wise one what is more important?:

Sex

Romance

Getting smashed and kebabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me oh wise one what is more important?:

Sex

Romance

Getting smashed and kebabs

Life.

All the rest is window dressing.

Although kebabs rate highly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick?

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick?

Pxx"

Milky drink.

And a furious wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick?

Pxx

Milky drink.

And a furious wank.

So no brick needed then? I'll try the wank.

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick?

Pxx

Milky drink.

And a furious wank.

So no brick needed then? I'll try the wank.

Pxx"

If you resort to the brick, make sure its sterile

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Tell me oh wise one what is more important?:

Sex

Romance

Getting smashed and kebabs

Life.

All the rest is window dressing.

Although kebabs rate highly"

I have seen the light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?"

Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?"

About 1000 years, give or take.

Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?

About 1000 years, give or take.

Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age. "

I thought you were going to say electricity

(and I used the incorrect term for a reason

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Dearest Oracle Jennie

I’m struggling to find my clit. Please could you find it for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?"

Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate)"

The truth and my truth are the same thing. Your truth is only the truth if it coincides with my truth. It is, afterall, all about me.

Your dog is barking because it wants attention. It's saying "Daddy, stop looking at the glowing box in your hand, I want love loves. And a bikkie."

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Will the day come that i get all i want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?

About 1000 years, give or take.

Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age.

I thought you were going to say electricity

(and I used the incorrect term for a reason

The ways of the oracle are many and varied, and cannot be predicted my mortal minds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dearest Oracle Jennie

I’m struggling to find my clit. Please could you find it for me?

If someone holds my ankles, of course

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Will this bank holiday bring us lots of hot delightful passion naughtiness? Oh great one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will the day come that i get all i want"

Sadly no, because we always want more.

Self actualisation is an upside down funnel rather than a pyramid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will this bank holiday bring us lots of hot delightful passion naughtiness? Oh great one

Bucket loads!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over

You'd be a shrivelled husk

Anything for the interest of scientific proof

You ard truly selfless

The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless

Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have another question if I may, Oracle...

Can life ever live up to the fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over

You'd be a shrivelled husk

Anything for the interest of scientific proof

You ard truly selfless

The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless

Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this?"

Other than World Peace, an end to hunger, and no more suffering, no there isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have another question if I may, Oracle...

Can life ever live up to the fantasy?"

Mine exceeds it every day

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have another question if I may, Oracle...

Can life ever live up to the fantasy?

Mine exceeds it every day"

You are a lucky duck!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Dearest Oracle Jennie

I’m struggling to find my clit. Please could you find it for me?

If someone holds my ankles, of course"

Thank you. I’ve been searching for ages

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Dear Oracle Jenny

Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x

Me.

Obvs.

Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl.

Are there blowjob duels?

There should be.

Let me go find a glove to slap you with.

I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over

You'd be a shrivelled husk

Anything for the interest of scientific proof

You ard truly selfless

The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless

Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this?

Other than World Peace, an end to hunger, and no more suffering, no there isn't."

Top 4, not bad at all, I shall devote my life to this quest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?"

Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate)

The truth and my truth are the same thing. Your truth is only the truth if it coincides with my truth. It is, afterall, all about me.

Your dog is barking because it wants attention. It's saying "Daddy, stop looking at the glowing box in your hand, I want love loves. And a bikkie.""

Oh partially wise oracle, you were wrong on your truth - it makes me think that you must be a millenial.

Menwhile on the dog you were totally correct, he wanted attention, he needed a walk, a significant number of wees and one pooh later (for the record that was the dog and not me

) we have returned and he has had two bikkies.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Will tomorrow be a good day for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?"

Will tomorrow ever come (waits seven minutes to see)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Dear Jennie, will those halcyon days of women going Dutch in restaurants ever return?

We live in lean times.

Woo'ing is expensive business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent Oracle

Have you fallen asleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent*** Oracle

Have you fallen asleep?"

damn *** omnipotent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?"

You will awaken to a day packed full of opportunities... does it get better than that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?

Will tomorrow ever come (waits seven minutes to see)"

In one minute, it will come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie, will those halcyon days of women going Dutch in restaurants ever return?

We live in lean times.

Woo'ing is expensive business."

Only if you court a lady from The Netherlands

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?

You will awaken to a day packed full of opportunities... does it get better than that?"

Perfect!

Thanks Lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent Oracle

Have you fallen asleep?"

Only a little bit

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Will I get a nosh this week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?

Will tomorrow ever come (waits seven minutes to see)

In one minute, it will come"

It came early (typical Thors day, premature as ever)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent Oracle

Have you fallen asleep?

Only a little bit"

The omnipresence slipped for a monent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent Oracle

Have you fallen asleep?

Only a little bit

The omnipresence slipped for a monent!"

mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I get a nosh this week? "

Only of you have a couple of ribs removed and replace your vertebrae with elastic

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Will I get a nosh this week?

Only of you have a couple of ribs removed and replace your vertebrae with elastic "

Fuck it, I’ll just have a wank instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?"

You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?"

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over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute)

"
oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing

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over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute)

oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing

As with Elijah and the prophets of Baal, I think one might taunt the omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent oracle by saying "perhaps she is asleep" - possibly being all knowing has taken it out of her.

And so to bed - alone. Night all (though I may have to look at Fab on my phone)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute)

oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing

As with Elijah and the prophets of Baal, I think one might taunt the omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent oracle by saying "perhaps she is asleep" - possibly being all knowing has taken it out of her.

And so to bed - alone. Night all (though I may have to look at Fab on my phone)

Yes indeed the gift of prediction is indeed draining and sleep was needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?"

Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!).

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I always thought it was the same reason you make sure you get someone in with lots of experience when getting work done to your house because you want a good job to be done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I always thought it was the same reason you make sure you get someone in with lots of experience when getting work done to your house because you want a good job to be done

Nope

Intimidation. Pure and simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I’ve been described as intimidating before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I’ve been described as intimidating before

Because of my beauty **

Women are always saying ‘what’s a gorgeous young guy doing messaging an old bird like me’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top 3 highlights for this weeks fishnet Friday event should I attend?

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over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I’ve been described as intimidating before

You are.

Very.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

...Do I have to adhere to this groundhog day to protect your omniscience, or can I decide to get some cock down my throat anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...Do I have to adhere to this groundhog day to protect your omniscience, or can I decide to get some cock down my throat anyway?"

You can try ....

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over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I’ve been described as intimidating before

You are.

Very."

You know what the older women think of me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You know what the older women think of me"

That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what the older women think of me

That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed

I want

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over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them

Is it because you’re only smol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what the older women think of me

That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed

Honestly I wish. They just want to use me for my pickle and to tick a box on their bucket list

But if you want to hold me and read me a story…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I’ve been described as intimidating before

Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating

I'm an old woman in your world

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over a year ago

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I’ve been described as intimidating before

Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating

I'm an old woman in your world

I’d rather you were an old woman in my bed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

I’ve been described as intimidating before

Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating

I'm an old woman in your world

I’d rather you were an old woman in my bed

Oh?! I am a bit sleepy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?

It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection.

Obviously

You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them

Is it because you’re only smol "

Dwarf actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, the intimidation issue being put to bed... Any more for any more...?

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