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"Have your baked beans settled down yet or are they still glowing red? " They have been consumed with gusto. . Well with toast and a fried egg actually | |||
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"Jennie!! Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am? " No. They'll see you for what you actually are x | |||
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"Hello Jennie I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears. Will he ever forgive me?" He already has | |||
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"Jennie!! Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am? No. They'll see you for what you actually are x" Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you? | |||
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"Jennie. My throat has been woefully bereft of penis since the weekend. Will tomorrow be another day of longing, or will I finally satisfy my kuchisabishii?" Sorry to say tomorrow will be a bit groundhog day. . Unless. . (Taxi to Cumbria!) | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jennie, What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies? By crikey, it makes me gag! Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!) " It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair | |||
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"Jennie!! Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am? No. They'll see you for what you actually are x Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you? " They are all talking about it behind your back | |||
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"Will I manage to avoid getting sunburnt when working outside in Carlisle tomorrow? " No because you are a knob and won't use enough sun cream | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jennie, What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies? By crikey, it makes me gag! Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!) It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair" Thank you Jennie Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment…. I’m going to use it as shaving gel | |||
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"Will I manage to avoid getting sunburnt when working outside in Carlisle tomorrow? No because you are a knob and won't use enough sun cream " | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jennie, What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies? By crikey, it makes me gag! Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!) It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair Thank you Jennie Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment…. I’m going to use it as shaving gel " Waste not, want not | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jennie, What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies? By crikey, it makes me gag! Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!) It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair Thank you Jennie Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment…. I’m going to use it as shaving gel Waste not, want not" ... and Lyn is great ain't she? | |||
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"Jennie!! Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am? No. They'll see you for what you actually are x Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you? They are all talking about it behind your back" That's a thought that's gonna fester... | |||
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"Hello Oracle. Why were you shitter than Ceefax? Was it just the reception on my TV? Though I did like Bamboozle so well done for that." Shit is in the eye of the beholder. But yeah, Ceefax was vastly superior. | |||
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"Jennie!! Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am? No. They'll see you for what you actually are x Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you? They are all talking about it behind your back That's a thought that's gonna fester... " Some thought ointment will fix that | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x" Me Oops. Sorry. Not Jennie | |||
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"Jennie!! Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am? No. They'll see you for what you actually are x Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you? They are all talking about it behind your back That's a thought that's gonna fester... Some thought ointment will fix that" Do you have any I could use please? X | |||
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"Hello Jennie I’ve spent the evening cutting my sons hair. We’ve ended up with something vaguely acceptable but it was a long long process with swearing and tears. Will he ever forgive me?" Stand back from the pudding bowl.....it's child cruelty | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x" Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jennie, What’s that jelly like stuff in pork pies? By crikey, it makes me gag! Is there any other usage I could employ it for? (‘Cause I outright refuse to eat it!) It is coagulated pie fetishist jizz. Spit or swallow is up to you. Just keep it away from your eyes and hair Thank you Jennie Actually, you have just inspired me with a Lyn awesome, Eureka moment…. I’m going to use it as shaving gel Waste not, want not ... and Lyn is great ain't she?" I honestly don’t know how on Earth my phone managed to conjure this mysterious Lyn out of my text. Clearly I must now investigate…for she may have luscious boobies… | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl." Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. | |||
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"Jennie!! Will the folk of this forum ever really see me for the sweet and innocent souls I am? No. They'll see you for what you actually are x Oh. So they'll all know I'm a sl@ve to my love for you? They are all talking about it behind your back That's a thought that's gonna fester... Some thought ointment will fix that Do you have any I could use please? X" Not enough to fix all your festering thoughts! | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with." Smack me silly | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with." I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over " You'd be a shrivelled husk | |||
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"Can I go to bed now?? " Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first | |||
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"Can I go to bed now?? Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first" *clean | |||
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"Can I go to bed now?? Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first" No | |||
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"Oh wonderful Jennie the Omniscient, Will I get the sex next week or will I be drier than the Sahara?? " I fear you will be Priscilla, queen of the desert. But the week after .... wow! | |||
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"Can I go to bed now?? Yes but wash your face and Blean your teeth first No" In that case no. You must sit on the naughty step and think about your behaviour | |||
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"And after, ere the night is born, Do hares come out about the corn?" They do in Grantchester | |||
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"And after, ere the night is born, Do hares come out about the corn? They do in Grantchester" Good answer. You really are the Oracle then | |||
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"And after, ere the night is born, Do hares come out about the corn? They do in Grantchester Good answer. You really are the Oracle then" Jennie knows all | |||
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"Oh great Oracle! Is there a magical cure for sunburnt boobies and bum " Yes. An unconvincing transvestite's lick! | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over You'd be a shrivelled husk" Anything for the interest of scientific proof | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over You'd be a shrivelled husk Anything for the interest of scientific proof " You ard truly selfless | |||
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"Oh great Oracle! Is there a magical cure for sunburnt boobies and bum Yes. An unconvincing transvestite's lick!" Just the one lick or multiple? | |||
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"Oh wonderful Jennie the Omniscient, Will I get the sex next week or will I be drier than the Sahara?? I fear you will be Priscilla, queen of the desert. But the week after .... wow!" Well beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what I can get and live in hope!! Thank you Jennie | |||
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"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom. Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer. (She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)" Friday's Euromillions numbers A would be lovely ta. | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over You'd be a shrivelled husk Anything for the interest of scientific proof You ard truly selfless " The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless | |||
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"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom. Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer. (She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!) Friday's Euromillions numbers A would be lovely ta. " There will be six. And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50 | |||
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"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom. Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer. (She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!) Friday's Euromillions numbers A would be lovely ta. There will be six. And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50" That's odd. There's usually 5 and two bonus balls. Are you sure you're an actual oracle and not ceefax ? A | |||
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"Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom. Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer. (She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!) Friday's Euromillions numbers A would be lovely ta. There will be six. And I can confirm they will fall between 1 and 50 That's odd. There's usually 5 and two bonus balls. Are you sure you're an actual oracle and not ceefax ? A" Erm.... Oracle was just checking you were paying attention .... . Question not the all seeing all knowing Jennifer the Magnificent. Next! | |||
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"Tell me oh wise one what is more important?: Sex Romance Getting smashed and kebabs " Life. All the rest is window dressing. Although kebabs rate highly | |||
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"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick? Pxx" Milky drink. And a furious wank. | |||
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"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick? Pxx Milky drink. And a furious wank. " So no brick needed then? I'll try the wank. Pxx | |||
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"Wise one Jennie, what is tha magical answer to getting some sleep? Do I need to just ride it out or find someone with a brick? Pxx Milky drink. And a furious wank. So no brick needed then? I'll try the wank. Pxx" If you resort to the brick, make sure its sterile | |||
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"Tell me oh wise one what is more important?: Sex Romance Getting smashed and kebabs Life. All the rest is window dressing. Although kebabs rate highly" I have seen the light | |||
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"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages?" About 1000 years, give or take. Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age. | |||
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"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages? About 1000 years, give or take. Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age. " I thought you were going to say electricity (and I used the incorrect term for a reason ) | |||
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"Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?" Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate)" The truth and my truth are the same thing. Your truth is only the truth if it coincides with my truth. It is, afterall, all about me. Your dog is barking because it wants attention. It's saying "Daddy, stop looking at the glowing box in your hand, I want love loves. And a bikkie." | |||
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"Dearest Oracle, what is the difference between the contemporary age and the dark ages? About 1000 years, give or take. Although modern scholars prefer the term Early Medieval to Dark Age. I thought you were going to say electricity (and I used the incorrect term for a reason )" The ways of the oracle are many and varied, and cannot be predicted my mortal minds. | |||
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"Dearest Oracle Jennie I’m struggling to find my clit. Please could you find it for me? " If someone holds my ankles, of course | |||
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"Will the day come that i get all i want" Sadly no, because we always want more. Self actualisation is an upside down funnel rather than a pyramid | |||
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"Will this bank holiday bring us lots of hot delightful passion naughtiness? Oh great one " Bucket loads! | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over You'd be a shrivelled husk Anything for the interest of scientific proof You ard truly selfless The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless " Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this? | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over You'd be a shrivelled husk Anything for the interest of scientific proof You ard truly selfless The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this?" Other than World Peace, an end to hunger, and no more suffering, no there isn't. | |||
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"I have another question if I may, Oracle... Can life ever live up to the fantasy?" Mine exceeds it every day | |||
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"I have another question if I may, Oracle... Can life ever live up to the fantasy? Mine exceeds it every day" You are a lucky duck! | |||
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"Dearest Oracle Jennie I’m struggling to find my clit. Please could you find it for me? If someone holds my ankles, of course" Thank you. I’ve been searching for ages | |||
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"Dear Oracle Jenny Who gives the best blow jobs, ladies, gents or Trans x Me. Obvs. . . Although Prey to the Fairies thinks she's pretty good. For a girl. Are there blowjob duels? There should be. Let me go find a glove to slap you with. I am happy to be the lucky gentleman who you ladies are dueling over You'd be a shrivelled husk Anything for the interest of scientific proof You ard truly selfless The honorable quest to be absolutely spunkless Oracle, Is there a more honorable quest than this? Other than World Peace, an end to hunger, and no more suffering, no there isn't." Top 4, not bad at all, I shall devote my life to this quest | |||
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"Oh wise Oracle, also known as Jennie the omniscient "what is truth?" and "why is your truth different to mine?" Meanwhile on a completely separate matter, my dog is barking, so why is that? (I shall just have to go and see - be back in twenty minutes, giving you enough time to cogitate) The truth and my truth are the same thing. Your truth is only the truth if it coincides with my truth. It is, afterall, all about me. Your dog is barking because it wants attention. It's saying "Daddy, stop looking at the glowing box in your hand, I want love loves. And a bikkie."" Oh partially wise oracle, you were wrong on your truth - it makes me think that you must be a millenial. Menwhile on the dog you were totally correct, he wanted attention, he needed a walk, a significant number of wees and one pooh later (for the record that was the dog and not me ) we have returned and he has had two bikkies. | |||
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"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?" Will tomorrow ever come (waits seven minutes to see) | |||
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"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent*** Oracle Have you fallen asleep?" damn *** omnipotent | |||
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"Will tomorrow be a good day for me?" You will awaken to a day packed full of opportunities... does it get better than that? | |||
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"Will tomorrow be a good day for me? Will tomorrow ever come (waits seven minutes to see)" In one minute, it will come | |||
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"Dear Jennie, will those halcyon days of women going Dutch in restaurants ever return? We live in lean times. Woo'ing is expensive business." Only if you court a lady from The Netherlands | |||
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"Will tomorrow be a good day for me? You will awaken to a day packed full of opportunities... does it get better than that?" Perfect! Thanks Lovely xx | |||
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"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent Oracle Have you fallen asleep?" Only a little bit | |||
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"Will tomorrow be a good day for me? Will tomorrow ever come (waits seven minutes to see) In one minute, it will come" It came early (typical Thors day, premature as ever) | |||
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"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent Oracle Have you fallen asleep? Only a little bit" The omnipresence slipped for a monent! | |||
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"Dear omniscient, omnipresent, omnipresent Oracle Have you fallen asleep? Only a little bit The omnipresence slipped for a monent!" mwah xx | |||
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"Will I get a nosh this week? " Only of you have a couple of ribs removed and replace your vertebrae with elastic | |||
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"Will I get a nosh this week? Only of you have a couple of ribs removed and replace your vertebrae with elastic " Fuck it, I’ll just have a wank instead | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?" You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute) | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute) " oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute) oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing " As with Elijah and the prophets of Baal, I think one might taunt the omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent oracle by saying "perhaps she is asleep" - possibly being all knowing has taken it out of her. And so to bed - alone. Night all (though I may have to look at Fab on my phone) | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? You are in the wrong thread Mr Pickle. I am sure the Oracle will point that out to you (unless her omnipresence has lapsed again for a minute) oh darn! But maybe she could answer? As she’s all knowing As with Elijah and the prophets of Baal, I think one might taunt the omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent oracle by saying "perhaps she is asleep" - possibly being all knowing has taken it out of her. And so to bed - alone. Night all (though I may have to look at Fab on my phone) " Yes indeed the gift of prediction is indeed draining and sleep was needed. | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here?" Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously " I always thought it was the same reason you make sure you get someone in with lots of experience when getting work done to your house because you want a good job to be done | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously I always thought it was the same reason you make sure you get someone in with lots of experience when getting work done to your house because you want a good job to be done " Nope Intimidation. Pure and simple | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously " I’ve been described as intimidating before | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously I’ve been described as intimidating before " Because of my beauty ** Women are always saying ‘what’s a gorgeous young guy doing messaging an old bird like me’ | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously I’ve been described as intimidating before " You are. Very. | |||
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"...Do I have to adhere to this groundhog day to protect your omniscience, or can I decide to get some cock down my throat anyway?" You can try .... | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously I’ve been described as intimidating before You are. Very." You know what the older women think of me | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously " You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them | |||
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" You know what the older women think of me" That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed | |||
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" You know what the older women think of me That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed " I want | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them " Is it because you’re only smol | |||
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" You know what the older women think of me That you're a sweet little thing, all earnest, with made up words, who we want to read a bedtime story to and tuck up in bed " Honestly I wish. They just want to use me for my pickle and to tick a box on their bucket list But if you want to hold me and read me a story… | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously I’ve been described as intimidating before " Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating I'm an old woman in your world | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously I’ve been described as intimidating before Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating I'm an old woman in your world " I’d rather you were an old woman in my bed | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously I’ve been described as intimidating before Mr Pickle, you're the epitome of intimidating I'm an old woman in your world I’d rather you were an old woman in my bed " Oh?! I am a bit sleepy | |||
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"What’s the deal with older women getting intimidated by younger men on here? Ah, you see, its the reason that certain younger men aren't 'getting any'. It has nothing to do with the way profiles are written, nor the messages sent. Neither has it anything to do with the possibility that many fabbers have offspring older than said younger men (and indeed, underwear older too!). It is to do with the ladies in question being intimidated by youthful perfection. Obviously You see… this is exactly what I thought. I feel so damn intimidated by them Is it because you’re only smol " Dwarf actually | |||
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