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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sniffles, headache and aches and pains, yes the dreaded death bed man flu is upon me.

I'll not complain but just get with it and I'll not even go to A & E.

NHS helpline rang by my considerate neighbout "cough cough" said its far worse than child birth or being run over by a steam roller.

Just warning you other guys that it's about so be prepared.

Crawls away from laptop after being heroic and sending out the warning

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good luck big man.

fingers crossed you are still with us in the morning.

where do you leave your spare keys as a matter of interest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good luck big man.

fingers crossed you are still with us in the morning.

where do you leave your spare keys as a matter of interest? "

I've hidden them in my bottom, first place you would of looked brother , be prepared and be brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O dear, keep fluids up, take paracetamol, vit c helps too. Hope you feel better soon. Thats as far as sympathy goes xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"good luck big man.

fingers crossed you are still with us in the morning.

where do you leave your spare keys as a matter of interest?

I've hidden them in my bottom, first place you would of looked brother , be prepared and be brave "

no worries my friend, as long as you are stiff... I am in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good luck big man.

fingers crossed you are still with us in the morning.

where do you leave your spare keys as a matter of interest?

I've hidden them in my bottom, first place you would of looked brother , be prepared and be brave

no worries my friend, as long as you are stiff... I am in there"

Is rigamortis a real position ?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hears ya brother...

Ya done good for ya heroic efforts and MANkind will never forget yer actions above and beyond the call of duty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good luck big man.

fingers crossed you are still with us in the morning.

where do you leave your spare keys as a matter of interest?

I've hidden them in my bottom, first place you would of looked brother , be prepared and be brave

no worries my friend, as long as you are stiff... I am in there

Is rigamortis a real position ?"

Oh yeah it real it makes you really hard

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i never kid anyone about man flu....

last time me and my mates ribbed anyone about it.. it turned out to be pneuomonia...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

may i respectfully ask that no ahem females contribute to this thread unless its to offer TLC and warm words of comfort..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"may i respectfully ask that no ahem females contribute to this thread unless its to offer TLC and warm words of comfort.. "

I did offer medical, life saving advise,.and words of comfort

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"may i respectfully ask that no ahem females contribute to this thread unless its to offer TLC and warm words of comfort..

I did offer medical, life saving advise,.and words of comfort"

you did sister and you never sneered or said 'its only a sniffle'.. you are most welcome..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I'm wearing a mask so I dont get any germs from you.

Dont want bird flu, now that is worse than man flu!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a survivor and have just been invited out with Bear Grills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"may i respectfully ask that no ahem females contribute to this thread unless its to offer TLC and warm words of comfort..

I did offer medical, life saving advise,.and words of comfort

you did sister and you never sneered or said 'its only a sniffle'.. you are most welcome.."

Thank you,.can I take my nurses uniform off now, or am I gonna be needed for bedbaths, browe mopping and so on,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm wearing a mask so I dont get any germs from you.

Dont want bird flu, now that is worse than man flu!!!"

Or Mad cow disease

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I'm wearing a mask so I dont get any germs from you.

Dont want bird flu, now that is worse than man flu!!!

Or Mad cow disease "

already had tha....mean have

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"may i respectfully ask that no ahem females contribute to this thread unless its to offer TLC and warm words of comfort..

I did offer medical, life saving advise,.and words of comfort

you did sister and you never sneered or said 'its only a sniffle'.. you are most welcome..

Thank you,.can I take my nurses uniform off now, or am I gonna be needed for bedbaths, browe mopping and so on, "

yes, being married to one the uniform does nowt for me..

you did'nt mention tea making..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hope you feel better soon. My only additional advice is to take a zinc supplement, as that's clinically proven to help. Paracetamol, as mentioned earlier, is also useful. Saline solution, for any blocked nasal congestion, is also healthier than decongestant remedies, as they can cause rebound effects, where congestion returns due to the drug. Otherwise, steaming is also good.

Take care and keep your spirits up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"may i respectfully ask that no ahem females contribute to this thread unless its to offer TLC and warm words of comfort..

I did offer medical, life saving advise,.and words of comfort

you did sister and you never sneered or said 'its only a sniffle'.. you are most welcome..

Thank you,.can I take my nurses uniform off now, or am I gonna be needed for bedbaths, browe mopping and so on,

yes, being married to one the uniform does nowt for me..

you did'nt mention tea making.. "

Ok tea as well. Wear uniform for pravtical reasons not kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sniffles, headache and aches and pains, yes the dreaded death bed man flu is upon me.

I'll not complain but just get with it and I'll not even go to A & E.

NHS helpline rang by my considerate neighbout "cough cough" said its far worse than child birth or being run over by a steam roller.

Just warning you other guys that it's about so be prepared.

Crawls away from laptop after being heroic and sending out the warning "

oh dear oh dear oh dear that would appear to be a little more sympathy than you credited me with this afternoon ????? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sniffles, headache and aches and pains, yes the dreaded death bed man flu is upon me.

I'll not complain but just get with it and I'll not even go to A & E.

NHS helpline rang by my considerate neighbout "cough cough" said its far worse than child birth or being run over by a steam roller.

Just warning you other guys that it's about so be prepared.

Crawls away from laptop after being heroic and sending out the warning

oh dear oh dear oh dear that would appear to be a little more sympathy than you credited me with this afternoon ????? lol "

Apparantly, fat squeezed from a kebab and applied liberally to the chest and meat and two veg helps....tho you need to walk naked in a local park in order for this rememdy to work proper like....and ,..

pictures SHOULD always be taken to aid sleep.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

How is he doing... I was watching TV.

Oh he is sleeping, I won't disturb him.

Bless

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