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"Zebra, buck and a rhino " Stop breaking into the safari park and streaking through…. | |||
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"Zebra, buck and a rhino Stop breaking into the safari park and streaking through…. " My dad used to baulk at the animals who’d just had young in the nature reserve and then run… talk about survival of the fittest | |||
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"Zebra, buck and a rhino Stop breaking into the safari park and streaking through…. My dad used to baulk at the animals who’d just had young in the nature reserve and then run… talk about survival of the fittest " Haha at least it wasn’t the lion pride | |||
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"Zebra, buck and a rhino Stop breaking into the safari park and streaking through…. My dad used to baulk at the animals who’d just had young in the nature reserve and then run… talk about survival of the fittest Haha at least it wasn’t the lion pride " He did make us jump out the car in the lion enclosure at Kruger park… that was justified though | |||
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal? If so....what? x" not chased but charged by a black bear. | |||
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"Cows, plural. Two hoardes of them, flock, school? Herd! They chased me for half a mile, until I realised they wouldn't relent. So I hopped over a fence and stood on a rickety bridge to make my escape, into another field, of cows, that then encircled me. To say, I, as a peace loving vegetarian, extolling my views about their soon to be transformation into meat products, and the hope they would be sub par, and over cooked was fair and measured. Also a herd of deer too, splitting either side of me, in the woods, on my bike. That was amazing too. Probably other things. West Country innit." ---- I can relate. Cows can be an intimidating beast especially in numbers. It's the cold, dead eyes coupled with that thousand yard stare. Stuff of nightmares. | |||
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"A swan….they’re fast " To name-drop outrageously for a moment, I was once approached by the swan from the film Hot Fuzz. That's right, ladies and gents, a *celebrity* swan. (There's a zoo in the Cotswolds that's basically not open to the public, and full of animals they train for films & TV. Once a year they open it for the weekend. Strangest place - as you get near an enclosure, the animals all come toward you, since they're all trained to be tame / to perform.) | |||
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was " Probably wanted a Gobble | |||
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was " With your musical talents you should just have given it a swansong performance... | |||
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was Probably wanted a Gobble " It was bloody delicious | |||
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was With your musical talents you should just have given it a swansong performance... " I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs | |||
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was With your musical talents you should just have given it a swansong performance... I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs " Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise | |||
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"A Turkey. Nasty fucker it was With your musical talents you should just have given it a swansong performance... I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise " They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though | |||
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" I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though " Not tried swan stew...thought you'd prefer littler birds.. | |||
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" I don’t think so. Maybe murder like I do with most songs Not allowed to murder the King's swans... orally or otherwise They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though Not tried swan stew...thought you'd prefer littler birds.. " Nah… I like them meaty | |||
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" They’re absolutely delicious in a stew though Not tried swan stew...thought you'd prefer littler birds.. Nah… I like them meaty " I do like a good amount of breast myself | |||
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"Cows, plural. Two hoardes of them, flock, school? Herd! They chased me for half a mile, until I realised they wouldn't relent. So I hopped over a fence and stood on a rickety bridge to make my escape, into another field, of cows, that then encircled me. To say, I, as a peace loving vegetarian, extolling my views about their soon to be transformation into meat products, and the hope they would be sub par, and over cooked was fair and measured. Also a herd of deer too, splitting either side of me, in the woods, on my bike. That was amazing too. Probably other things. West Country innit. ---- I can relate. Cows can be an intimidating beast especially in numbers. It's the cold, dead eyes coupled with that thousand yard stare. Stuff of nightmares." Cows are just stupidly curious. If you run then they will often run faster just to see what you are running from. Best thing to do is not run - slow things down and they will just nose around like a bunch of overgrown, rather stupid, puppies. | |||
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"A herd of pigmy goats " *Pygmy | |||
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"A herd of pigmy goats " Goats don't like me either. | |||
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal? If so....what? x" I have and it was very weird, there is a place called Brentwood in Essex that have a peacock roaming the roads. I finished a job and it wouldn’t let me leave in my van and was literally peacocking me | |||
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal? If so....what? x" An Elephant in the Serengeti | |||
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"Cows, fucking cows! And An elephant " And embarrassingly, a GSD charged at him. He used me as a human shield. F | |||
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"Yes. A cow, pushed me into a barbed wire fence." oh on a school trip we got surrounded by a herd of cows i was assisting the teachers...... Big animals | |||
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal? If so....what? x" As kids in our group of friends I seemed to be the one who always was. All sorts of things have chased me from jack Russell’s to emu’s | |||
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"Elephant! " I've been warned off by elephants. Can't imagine you could outrun one. Likewise with a hippo. Thankfully in a 4x4 at the time although I needed to reverse from the hippo which wasn't fun. | |||
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"Moorhen , she terrified me a whole summer " Lucky moorhen lol | |||
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"Just realised, I hadn't answered I've been chased by a swarm of wasps " They caught me! Did they catch you? | |||
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"Just realised, I hadn't answered I've been chased by a swarm of wasps They caught me! Did they catch you? " Yip the little buggers | |||
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal? If so....what? x" In my life....? Lots of dogs, a cat, several horses, a few cows, some sheep, swans, ducks, pigs, geese, goats and an emu at a wildlife park in Oz than had a raging boner. A | |||
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"Camel spiders, bloody remind me of the aliens out of starship troopers, as hard to kill and as fast too " lol true. | |||
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"Camel spiders, bloody remind me of the aliens out of starship troopers, as hard to kill and as fast too lol true." Why would someone design a spider with 8 legs and two grabby arms and fuck off big teeth Gods an arsehole | |||
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"Just realised, I hadn't answered I've been chased by a swarm of wasps They caught me! Did they catch you? Yip the little buggers " Do you hold grudges? i do. | |||
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"Just realised, I hadn't answered I've been chased by a swarm of wasps They caught me! Did they catch you? Yip the little buggers Too right I do...I will get my revenge Do you hold grudges? i do. " | |||
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"Have you ever been chased by an animal? If so....what? x" Yes a badger while out mountain biking at night in delamere forest me and a small group of riders and yes night rides on mountain bikes in dark forests is a thing lol | |||
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