FabSwingers.com forum: The Condiment and Colour Matchmaking Thread

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes indeedy, I’m playing Cupid once again good folks (thumbs)

The rules are simple:

Say you’re in and list both your personal favourite condiment and then your favourite colour.

Now sit back and gawk at everyone else’s answers.

See an exact match to your own preferences? (Or possibly you just like the look of the persons boobs or penis?)…

Great! Clearly you’re soulmates! Now contact said person and get rutting like beasts!

Amazing, right? Foolproof even!

Who knows, it might even lead to true love and marriage and stuff whereupon you might like to invite me to the ceremony which I can even officiate for you (even though I am not qualified whatsoever but hey ho) for a small fee and give me first dibs at the buffet.

Off you go my good people

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sandpaper is my favourate condom and i like turquoise best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is a ridiculous thread.. i love it!

yoghurt and mint sauce.

black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo

Blue

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Pakora sauce and silver right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Home made chilli sauce

Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pakora sauce and silver right now

I do work for a pakora manufacturer

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Chutney and blue, but I do like mayo as well, and mint sauce for that matter

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This absolutely can not fail. Because science. Where are you my fellow peri peri and teal lovers?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Pakora sauce and silver right now

I do work for a pakora manufacturer "

I don't like actual pakoras much. Just the weird runny slightly spicy sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siracha and blue.

Come and get be sexy ladies

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Olive oil for my sauce.

Purple is my colour.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pakora sauce and silver right now

I do work for a pakora manufacturer

I don't like actual pakoras much. Just the weird runny slightly spicy sauce

Dammit foiled again

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Mayo and yellow was purple but favour yellow more now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive oil for my sauce.

Purple is my colour.

Jo.Xx "

Hello, OP. I’d like to change my answer. Where can I do that?

OP?!

HELLO?!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Olive oil for my sauce.

Purple is my colour.

Jo.Xx

Hello, OP. I’d like to change my answer. Where can I do that?

OP?!

HELLO?!"

Jo.Xx

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

BBQ sauce and Teal

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Thanks guys for correcting my condom missread

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

My needs aren't sophisticated: if you're ketchup and blue, shimmy on over.

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Mayo and green for me.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Olive oil for my sauce.

Purple is my colour.

Jo.Xx

Hello, OP. I’d like to change my answer. Where can I do that?

OP?!

HELLO?!"

Duly noted good sir

PS. don’t forget my wedding invite... oh…and could you lay on one of those GIANT pork pies please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is interesting but who am I to turn down a potential soul mate?

Garlic mayo and Blue

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Is gravy a condiment

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

In.

Malt vinegar.

Yellow

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Thanks guys for correcting my condom missread "

A sandpaper condom did concern me a tad….

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sriracha and black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sriracha and black

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Béarnaise and Oxford blue.

It's a rare but charming combination.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must admit that quite aside from the indisputable scientific validity of this foolproof method of carnal matchmaking, I am find this rather educational to; I’ve never heard of some of these condiments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo

Blue "

So close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this is interesting but who am I to turn down a potential soul mate?

Garlic mayo and Blue

Omg joe beans it’s nearly a match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo

Blue

So close!

Hahaha I like garlic Mayo too

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Mayo

Red

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…"

I have and I have to agree it’s a party in the mouth

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Thanks guys for correcting my condom missread

A sandpaper condom did concern me a tad….

"
its ok i cant have a soul mate i dont got a soul i gave it up for 1 more go

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…"

Yes, excellent. That's why you need both with chips!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Yelløw Mustard.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

This is so ridiculous I’m obviously in

Aioli and turquoise

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Why thr heck not

Baby blue garlic mayo

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…"

Its the main ingredients for Thousand Island dressing.

We call it princess sauce and you can actually buy it ready mixed, I think its called Pink sauce (shockingly!)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment

I detest most vinegary condiments so my chances of finding a match are very low. I just have to cope with B and his mayonnaisey ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I would have to say

Mayo

And

Blue or silver or grey

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…

Its the main ingredients for Thousand Island dressing.

We call it princess sauce and you can actually buy it ready mixed, I think its called Pink sauce (shockingly!)

Wow you learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo

Blue

So close!

Hahaha I like garlic Mayo too

Close enough for me, I'm not fussy

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment

Antimayo is as righteous as antifa.

You might as well say parsley is your favourite herb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why thr heck not

Baby blue garlic mayo "

Hey there big boy

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Béarnaise and Oxford blue.

It's a rare but charming combination. "

•

I'm definitely with the Béarnaise. The perfect accompaniment to a featherblade steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tartar

Black

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Why thr heck not

Baby blue garlic mayo

Hey there big boy

Well hello.little man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mustard (not the colour!)

Pink (never thought I'd say that but that's the current favourite)

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Salad cream and blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo and green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never thought about a favourite condiment before, but I guess it's probably Brown Sauce.

Colour - Black

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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Nando’s Perinaise (KFC gravy is a close second… is gravy a condiment?

)

Black

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ketchup & Red.

Mrs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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"Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Apple sauce.

Orange.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines!

That was timed so perfectly

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Garlic mayo

Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quince paste

Pink….no, purple….no, pink….purple…..

Pink

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Small chunk pickle and Mayfair blue

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines!

That was timed so perfectly

•

I saw her Ladyship's post. I'm just kidding!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sriracha and black

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

What’s the issue?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Garlic mayo

Green"

Green can be forgiven

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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"Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines!

That was timed so perfectly

•

I saw her Ladyship's post. I'm just kidding!

Your feet look quite large Nero… can you fit them in your mouth? x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I’ve just checked my diary and can see that I’m free to officiate your imminent weddings in the third week of July

Anyone commenced the sexy stuff yet?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Thank heavens nobody said "KFC Gravy". The confounded philistines!

That was timed so perfectly

•

I saw her Ladyship's post. I'm just kidding!

Your feet look quite large Nero… can you fit them in your mouth? x

•

...only after sprinkling them with rosemary sea-salt (in algae green).

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Siracha and Red

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Garlic mayo and pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Encona hot sauce and blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment

Mayo

mayo

MAYO!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…"

Yes. It makes a Marie Rose sauce to go with my prawns....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll say ketchup and blue

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment

Mayo

mayo

MAYO!!!!!! "

Alright. If you're so adamant about it.

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

Ditto

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

mustard and mustard

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Small chunk pickle and Mayfair blue "

So so very close

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

In.

Pepper, red.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Kikkoman Soy sauce (ideally the less salt one)

Green

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"In.

Pepper, red."

And chutney..

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"In.

Pepper, red."
.

Sure okay pickle and blue

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"In.

Pepper, red.

And chutney.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

Salt, and black

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Random sauve fact, mix mayo with grey poupon mustard and add some runny honey for sweetness, utterly amazing on a burger

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

ohhhh I'm not sure my favourites!

Hmmmmm I think ketchup.....or if the ketchup/mayo combo is allowed and maybe pink for colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Marmite lovers here either

And red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Encona hot sauce and blue."

Wow encona hot sauce. You know ball

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'll say ketchup and blue "

We have Numberwang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sriracha and black

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

What’s the issue?"

Why not blue. We could’ve been a thing

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"No Marmite lovers here either

And red"

Love marmite more than I love my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll say ketchup and blue

We have Numberwang! "

Cocktails on the terrace?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Garlic sauce and purple

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Yes indeedy, I’m playing Cupid once again good folks (thumbs)

The rules are simple:

Say you’re in and list both your personal favourite condiment and then your favourite colour.

Now sit back and gawk at everyone else’s answers.

See an exact match to your own preferences? (Or possibly you just like the look of the persons boobs or penis?)…

Great! Clearly you’re soulmates! Now contact said person and get rutting like beasts!

Amazing, right? Foolproof even!

Off you go my good people

-I thought you had a special colour/condiment matching chart but now I read it it's just a fancy matching 'fancy' thread! I didn't even look at it, so I apologise if needed in advance lol

(ps I actually insist on English mustard, both in my sandwiches and for my clothing)

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…"

BBQ sauce and mayo together are amazing. My go to burger condiments or great for dipping mozzarella sticks or onion rings.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

French style mayonnaise and pink

Tinder x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sriracha and black

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

What’s the issue?

Why not blue. We could’ve been a thing"

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Ah well, it was almost nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Encona hot sauce and blue.

Wow encona hot sauce. You know ball"

I’m a lover of all hot sauces but Encona is my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mustard and mustard"

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Worcester sauce and black

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"In

Mayo

Red

Random Condiment Mixing Interlude: Have you tried mixing tomato ketchup and mayo together?

It’s lovely

Any way, back to proceedings…"

Add smoked paprika.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm amused that I keep coming back here to check

I'm just trying to resist the urge to block everyone that says mayo is their favourite condiment

Mayo

mayo

MAYO!!!!!!

Alright. If you're so adamant about it."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Aioli

Purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo..

Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic mayo

Black

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

No favourite condiment

Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green.

And mayo (unless marmite is a condiment?)

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Mint sauce and red

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"No favourite condiment

Green"

You can't pick a favourite or don't eat ANY??

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Piccalilli and purple.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"No favourite condiment

Green

You can't pick a favourite or don't eat ANY??

I can't pick a favourite; it depends on what food I'm having.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Green.

And mayo (unless marmite is a condiment?)"

Marmite is way and above more than just a condiment; indeed, ‘Tis the true food of the gods

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"No favourite condiment

Green

You can't pick a favourite or don't eat ANY??

I can't pick a favourite; it depends on what food I'm having. "

Phew! I can relax.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Salt & turquoise

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sriracha and right now...Purple

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

Chipotle sauce and steel blue

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"In.

Pepper, red."

Boom.

We're married now

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"Kikkoman Soy sauce (ideally the less salt one)

Green"

Like how can you be so weirdly specific with the condiment and then then just say "green"

We need the PRECISE shade now please

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Kikkoman Soy sauce (ideally the less salt one)

Green

Like how can you be so weirdly specific with the condiment and then then just say "green"

We need the PRECISE shade now please"

Surely it has to be British Racing Green?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Salt

Blue

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Nandos garlic sauce.

Blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup

Blue

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Kikkoman Soy sauce (ideally the less salt one)

Green

Like how can you be so weirdly specific with the condiment and then then just say "green"

We need the PRECISE shade now please

Surely it has to be British Racing Green?"

BRG is too dark. I’m talking more of a Forest green. Not too pale, not too dark

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ketchup

Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mango Chutney

Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo..

Blue

Threesome with me and joe beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone match?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Did anyone match?

I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now

At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now

At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings

Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Sriracha and right now...Purple

The purple you're referring to almost makes up for the choice of sriracha.

Almost.

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

What's wrong with everyone?

Not one call for the king of condiments!

HORSERADISH

BLUE

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Did anyone match?

I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now

At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings

Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes?

I’ve just received a decidedly dodgy looking online certificate that allows me to officiate all weddings provided that they take place on non hallowed ground and within twenty feet of my abode…

I’m sure it’s legit….

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Sriracha and black

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot sauce

Candy pink

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

English mustard and Blue.

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

I can't believe there's no other Chipotle fans. Just when I thought I'd found my people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic mayo and blue for him

BBQ sauce and orange for her

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Some of you must be shagging by now, right?

Surely this scientific method is infallible?

(If not, I’ll just have to do a Cyril Burt and falsify the empirical data)

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Mustard and Mustard

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can't answer! I'm too flighty and my mind changes with the wind

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I can't answer! I'm too flighty and my mind changes with the wind

I tend to find that wind makes me flighty whereupon I leave the scene of the olfactory crime in urgent haste…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now

At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings

Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes?

I’ve just received a decidedly dodgy looking online certificate that allows me to officiate all weddings provided that they take place on non hallowed ground and within twenty feet of my abode…

I’m sure it’s legit….

Just build us a roomy altar table to fit in all the condiments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

No but I did end up with another result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

I hope so; indeed, I’m guessing that they’re busy bonking to glory right now

At any rate, I’m presently busy rehearsing the wedding vowels which I shall doubtless be speaking as I officiate the multiple upcoming weddings

Did you get your certificate from the online Church of Condemned Condiment Crushes?

I’ve just received a decidedly dodgy looking online certificate that allows me to officiate all weddings provided that they take place on non hallowed ground and within twenty feet of my abode…

I’m sure it’s legit….

You can book me n joe beans in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

No but I did end up with another result

Oh. Which was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

No but I did end up with another result

Oh. Which was?"
.

can't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce and black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite colour?? I’m not a child. (One for the film nerds )

Vinegar - green.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Did anyone match?

No but I did end up with another result

Oh. Which was?.

can't say "

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green and Dijon mustard

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Did anyone match?

I matched with Nero, I'm just waiting for his salami in my inbox pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green and Dijon mustard

Alas, the colour is right be damn… we fake in our complicated palettes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green and Dijon mustard

Alas, the colour is right be damn… we fake in our complicated palettes.

"
hate vinegar but is that a can of squirty cream my eyes behold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo..

Blue

Threesome with me and joe beans?

I just saw this! I wouldn't be opposed to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

I matched with Nero, I'm just waiting for his salami in my inbox pt"

What condiment goes with the salami in question btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

No but I did end up with another result

Oh. Which was?.

can't say "

That's alright

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Did anyone match?

I matched with Nero, I'm just waiting for his salami in my inbox pt

What condiment goes with the salami in question btw?

'Yellow mustard'

(I'm hoping it's the West End version of hot sauce)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup and purple

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Ketchup and purple "

You spelt blue wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone match?

I matched with Nero, I'm just waiting for his salami in my inbox pt

What condiment goes with the salami in question btw?

'Yellow mustard'

(I'm hoping it's the West End version of hot sauce)"

Spice it up eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo..

Blue

Threesome with me and joe beans?

I just saw this! I wouldn't be opposed to this

Oh whoop whoop!! Party!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint sauce - Purple

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mayo and green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo and green "

You meant garlic mayo and black, right?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mayo and green

You meant garlic mayo and black, right?"

I love mayo of different varieties and I also love black, so yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayo and green

You meant garlic mayo and black, right?

I love mayo of different varieties and I also love black, so yes

I knew it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mayo and green

You meant garlic mayo and black, right?

I love mayo of different varieties and I also love black, so yes

I knew it

I'm on my way

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"In.

Pepper, red.

Boom.

We're married now"

Yay

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