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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not, Posh. I have not. I’m ve been boring in that sense.

But pray tell? What was it that you did?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

No. Well not shocked.

I did attract some bemused looks and double takes when walking through Birmingham Station with tousled hair, tipsy and a face that had been clearly kissed a lot. I thought I was really subtle until I sent a friend a photo and realised my before and after photos were shocking.

Other than that I'm the picture of innocence and virtue and never partake in sordid behaviour.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

As if I would.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have not, Posh. I have not. I’m ve been boring in that sense.

But pray tell? What was it that you did?"

Oh Pickle. You disappoint. I thought the yoof of today were all about the shock factor

I did a picture. Apparently tis shocking. But I don't see it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway "

I find you shockingly delightful... does that help?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Dearest Posh, I was sensible on a thread. In fact, I’ve done it about six times this week.

People are worried.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No. Well not shocked.

I did attract some bemused looks and double takes when walking through Birmingham Station with tousled hair, tipsy and a face that had been clearly kissed a lot. I thought I was really subtle until I sent a friend a photo and realised my before and after photos were shocking.

Other than that I'm the picture of innocence and virtue and never partake in sordid behaviour.

"

Well no. Obviously. Innocence and virtue. One of those is actually my middle name (weird fact there).

I like those times... when you just don't realise and therefore look like you just don't care

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As if I would....."

Always

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Shocked myself when I had a bi 3 sum with a friend and her boyfriend and then her and her husband.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dearest Posh, I was sensible on a thread. In fact, I’ve done it about six times this week.

People are worried."

Darling Felix, I'm afraid I cannot approve. This is indeed shocking. Don't do it again. Else I'll have to get you to spank me.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"As if I would.....

Always"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "

I'm trying to not think about penis today too.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "

Are you ill? I'm worried now.

This is alarmingly shocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was adjusting my tank top at a supermarket and someone accidently seen my concealed pistol. They lost their mind.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shocked myself when I had a bi 3 sum with a friend and her boyfriend and then her and her husband.

"

I'm impressed! Also shocked. That sounds awfully tiring.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was adjusting my tank top at a supermarket and someone accidently seen my concealed pistol. They lost their mind."

Where was it concealed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent most of today being productive at work instead of perving on fab. Shocking is an understatement

Mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I spent most of today being productive at work instead of perving on fab. Shocking is an understatement

Mr"

Unacceptable Mr. You must perve to make up for it!!

Perve, sir, perve like your sanity depends on it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock

Are you ill? I'm worried now.

This is alarmingly shocking."

I don't think so. Work just had to take pre_edence for a bit

But back to that constant longing again now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock

Are you ill? I'm worried now.

This is alarmingly shocking.

I don't think so. Work just had to take pre_edence for a bit

But back to that constant longing again now "

I feel you, dearest Prey. I do.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway "

Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway "

Never noticed.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway

Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not."

That sounds like a lot of shock

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show "

Yeah... bollocks

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm that innocent now I don't think I could shock anyone anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was adjusting my tank top at a supermarket and someone accidently seen my concealed pistol. They lost their mind.

Where was it concealed? "

My waist.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm that innocent now I don't think I could shock anyone anymore."

I'm sure you could manage. Are you recovered yet?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was adjusting my tank top at a supermarket and someone accidently seen my concealed pistol. They lost their mind.

Where was it concealed? My waist."

Phew... all sorts were going through my head. Most of them slightly worrying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly did something shocking. I briefly considered going clean shaven after many years of beard wearing.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I nearly did something shocking. I briefly considered going clean shaven after many years of beard wearing. "

I said shocking. Not disturbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

I didn't start my daily block me thread

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yup

I didn't start my daily block me thread "

That is shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup

I didn't start my daily block me thread

That is shocking!"

I know right

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yup

I didn't start my daily block me thread

That is shocking!

I know right "

That'll be why everyone fainted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "

I don't believe you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup

I didn't start my daily block me thread

That is shocking!

I know right

That'll be why everyone fainted"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "

I can be there in an hour

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 23/05/23 16:22:07]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show

Yeah... bollocks"

Well that's where it was originally

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock

Are you ill? I'm worried now.

This is alarmingly shocking.

I don't think so. Work just had to take pre_edence for a bit

But back to that constant longing again now "

Well that's a relief!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show

Yeah... bollocks

Well that's where it was originally "

Grumpy Slim Moose McFucknugget!

(Yes. I full-named you as I am shocked)

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently? "

Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?

Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those "

See... protection is important!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?

Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those

See... protection is important!"

Indeed and they're tinted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had stayed off fab for over 48 hours (unheard of aand totally shocking) and so had not upset anyone for a while. Then I commented on someone's thread very early this morning, and the poor soft lad went off on one. So I feel better for that - the universe is now back in balance.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway

Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not.

That sounds like a lot of shock"

Usually is. people get it on the forum too. I try not to get banned but it does happen. lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a serial thread killer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?

Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those

See... protection is important!

Indeed and they're tinted!"

Show off. Are they the magic ones?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I had stayed off fab for over 48 hours (unheard of aand totally shocking) and so had not upset anyone for a while. Then I commented on someone's thread very early this morning, and the poor soft lad went off on one. So I feel better for that - the universe is now back in balance. "

I'm not sure I can get past the 48 hours off fab!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway

Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not.

That sounds like a lot of shock

Usually is. people get it on the forum too. I try not to get banned but it does happen. lol! "

Shh. Don't talk about ban club

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m a serial thread killer "

There are many of those... me included. I'm not shocked.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Cant believe tou missed your mouth!

Shocking indeed!

And that natural yogurt is quite easy to use with a spoon!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I had stayed off fab for over 48 hours (unheard of aand totally shocking) and so had not upset anyone for a while. Then I commented on someone's thread very early this morning, and the poor soft lad went off on one. So I feel better for that - the universe is now back in balance. "

you devil..

but you know ying and yang and all that tang.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cant believe tou missed your mouth!

Shocking indeed!

And that natural yogurt is quite easy to use with a spoon! "

I never did learn that skill properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite boring at the moment Posh

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Cant believe tou missed your mouth!

Shocking indeed!

And that natural yogurt is quite easy to use with a spoon!

I never did learn that skill properly "

Did you lick you lips after, or have staff do it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm quite boring at the moment Posh "

That's shocking!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show

Yeah... bollocks

Well that's where it was originally

Grumpy Slim Moose McFucknugget!

(Yes. I full-named you as I am shocked)"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cant believe tou missed your mouth!

Shocking indeed!

And that natural yogurt is quite easy to use with a spoon!

I never did learn that skill properly

Did you lick you lips after, or have staff do it!"

Licked my own... I didn't want ro share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Shh. Don't talk about ban club"

Remind me of the first rule of ban club...

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"No. Well not shocked.

I did attract some bemused looks and double takes when walking through Birmingham Station with tousled hair, tipsy and a face that had been clearly kissed a lot. I thought I was really subtle until I sent a friend a photo and realised my before and after photos were shocking.

Other than that I'm the picture of innocence and virtue and never partake in sordid behaviour.

"

I’m my experience most of the people walking through New Street station look like that, or worse.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I remember when I first swore Infront of the Mr, he was shocked apparently I was too posh and sweet to call him a cunt, he's used to it now.

He used to think it was cute

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I remember when I first swore Infront of the Mr, he was shocked apparently I was too posh and sweet to call him a cunt, he's used to it now.

He used to think it was cute

Mrs "

I still think it’s cute.

The mr

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Nope - I'm innocence personified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope - I'm innocence personified "

I believe you and so am not shocked, but many others on here might not (but then they probably are just smutty and of low moral character!)

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Probably the first time I stuck up for my self or backed someone up when a manager was chewing them out for no reason.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Shh. Don't talk about ban club

Remind me of the first rule of ban club..."

Fight?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I remember when I first swore Infront of the Mr, he was shocked apparently I was too posh and sweet to call him a cunt, he's used to it now.

He used to think it was cute

Mrs "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I remember when I first swore Infront of the Mr, he was shocked apparently I was too posh and sweet to call him a cunt, he's used to it now.

He used to think it was cute

Mrs

I still think it’s cute.

The mr "

Awww... you two

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nope - I'm innocence personified "

Paahhh hahahahahahaha

Erm. Yes.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Probably the first time I stuck up for my self or backed someone up when a manager was chewing them out for no reason. "

That's lovely!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J"

I'm really shocked.

I mean... I could proof watch it if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J"

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though! "

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?"

OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?"

It was the bath tub full of gerkins that had me confused

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?"

I didn't, that's pretty standard for a Monday night, the claw hammer though...

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.

J"

Thanks, but my internet service provider has just blocked it as spam! Naturally disappointed

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Nope - I'm innocence personified

I believe you and so am not shocked, but many others on here might not (but then they probably are just smutty and of low moral character!) "

I know right

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.

J"

That was me darling but I appreciate the thought

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Nope - I'm innocence personified "

I'm shocked

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I shock on here most days

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.

J

That was me darling but I appreciate the thought "

Oops Did you like it?

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.

J"

I love this!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

It was the bath tub full of gerkins that had me confused "

Oh... I didn't get that one

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway

I find you shockingly delightful... does that help?"

Why thanks indeed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

I didn't, that's pretty standard for a Monday night, the claw hammer though...

B"

I told her to take that bit out

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I shock on here most days "

You never shock me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway

I find you shockingly delightful... does that help?

Why thanks indeed "

Any time

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking

J

I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:

I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!

She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?

OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.

J

That was me darling but I appreciate the thought

Oops Did you like it?

J"

Obviously - I'd like a live reenactment

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Yes i pissed on electric fence while 2 girls played there mini knicker banjos for me

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Tasteful pic OP

Some aftershocks and tremors have been reported, which indicate a seismic event may be imminent.

If you want my shocking stories you must first other tribute.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently? "

Come on then, Posh, what was your thing?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? Never

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J"

Top drawer response, Beef!! Bravo.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes i pissed on electric fence while 2 girls played there mini knicker banjos for me"

Ouch!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tasteful pic OP

Some aftershocks and tremors have been reported, which indicate a seismic event may be imminent.

If you want my shocking stories you must first other tribute. "

So... I'm reading you need a tribute?

Well... I like a challenge

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?

Come on then, Posh, what was your thing?"

Felix my darling... it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J"

Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Me? Never "

Wanda

And I do not believe that

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?

Come on then, Posh, what was your thing?

Felix my darling... it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why "

Ahhhh I see. It’s because we all know you’re sweet and innocent. And I’d heard you don’t like men, cock or goo.

Turns you’re a naughty filthbag!!!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J

Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared "

That's what I said

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J

Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared

That's what I said "

You're as much of a perv as Posh is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J"

Sorry, could not help sending it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stated my unpopular Fab opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why "

It's cos you are dribbling. At your age there is no need to dribble.

Now as for me, I am such ancient years, that matron has to change my whole bed each morning

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J

Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared

That's what I said

You're as much of a perv as Posh is "

I don't think anyone can be

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J

Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared

That's what I said

You're as much of a perv as Posh is

I don't think anyone can be "

Fair comment

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Tasteful pic OP

Some aftershocks and tremors have been reported, which indicate a seismic event may be imminent.

If you want my shocking stories you must first other tribute.

So... I'm reading you need a tribute?

Well... I like a challenge "

Tin can alley should do it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent).

How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?

Come on then, Posh, what was your thing?

Felix my darling... it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why

Ahhhh I see. It’s because we all know you’re sweet and innocent. And I’d heard you don’t like men, cock or goo.

Turns you’re a naughty filthbag!!!! "

Oh Felix... you think so badly of me! I never said 'twas man goo

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stated my unpopular Fab opinion "

Oh goodness... will it blow my mind?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why

It's cos you are dribbling. At your age there is no need to dribble.

Now as for me, I am such ancient years, that matron has to change my whole bed each morning "

I am very, very old though!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J

Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared

That's what I said

You're as much of a perv as Posh is

I don't think anyone can be

Fair comment "

Rude. Both of you

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

I've been rather innocent

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tasteful pic OP

Some aftershocks and tremors have been reported, which indicate a seismic event may be imminent.

If you want my shocking stories you must first other tribute.

So... I'm reading you need a tribute?

Well... I like a challenge

Tin can alley should do it."

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've been rather innocent "

Possibly the most shocking thing on here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply

J

Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared

That's what I said

You're as much of a perv as Posh is

I don't think anyone can be

Fair comment

Rude. Both of you"

But factually correct no

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've been rather innocent "

Since when

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"I've been rather innocent

Possibly the most shocking thing on here"

I know....I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I am very, very old though!"

You're a sprink chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I am very, very old though!

You're a sprink*** chicken "

*** SPRING

(bloody proof read before pressing post!)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Tbh Posh I shock myself every single day as I’m a total weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe you poshy xx

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

On a daily basis mrs m

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m too honest

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

does leaving my purse at home when I went out for some beers, and having to tip the contents of my handbag onto the counter to scrabble for the loose change that collects in there count? It was lunch time and there was a huge queue of people all eagerly waiting to be served while the cashier dug 50ps and 20ps out of the collection of keys, lippy, mirror, mints, diary, pens, tissues and so on much to the tutts and sighs from behind me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

I am very, very old though!

You're a sprink*** chicken

*** SPRING

(bloody proof read before pressing post!)"

Don't... it's funnier for the rest of us

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tbh Posh I shock myself every single day as I’m a total weirdo "

You are a fabulous weirdo. Exactly my type of people

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I believe you poshy xx"

I knew you would

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"On a daily basis mrs m "

It's fun, isn't it...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m too honest "

That's wonderful... is it shocking?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"does leaving my purse at home when I went out for some beers, and having to tip the contents of my handbag onto the counter to scrabble for the loose change that collects in there count? It was lunch time and there was a huge queue of people all eagerly waiting to be served while the cashier dug 50ps and 20ps out of the collection of keys, lippy, mirror, mints, diary, pens, tissues and so on much to the tutts and sighs from behind me "

But were you shocked by it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe you poshy xx

I knew you would "

Innocence begins with a P

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I believe you poshy xx

I knew you would

Innocence begins with a P "

You know it

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im always shocking ,,

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"im always shocking ,,"

Are you electric?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Tbh Posh I shock myself every single day as I’m a total weirdo

You are a fabulous weirdo. Exactly my type of people"

Thank you gorgeous. I also love being weird…. And shocking

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