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"I have not, Posh. I have not. I’m ve been boring in that sense. But pray tell? What was it that you did?" Oh Pickle. You disappoint. I thought the yoof of today were all about the shock factor 
I did a picture. Apparently tis shocking. But I don't see it | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway "I find you shockingly delightful... does that help? | |||
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"No. Well not shocked. I did attract some bemused looks and double takes when walking through Birmingham Station with tousled hair, tipsy and a face that had been clearly kissed a lot. I thought I was really subtle until I sent a friend a photo and realised my before and after photos were shocking. Other than that I'm the picture of innocence and virtue and never partake in sordid behaviour. " Well no. Obviously. Innocence and virtue. One of those is actually my middle name (weird fact there). I like those times... when you just don't realise and therefore look like you just don't care | |||
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"Dearest Posh, I was sensible on a thread. In fact, I’ve done it about six times this week. People are worried." Darling Felix, I'm afraid I cannot approve. This is indeed shocking. Don't do it again. Else I'll have to get you to spank me. | |||
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"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "I'm trying to not think about penis today too. | |||
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"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "Are you ill? I'm worried now. This is alarmingly shocking. | |||
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"Shocked myself when I had a bi 3 sum with a friend and her boyfriend and then her and her husband. " I'm impressed! Also shocked. That sounds awfully tiring. | |||
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"I was adjusting my tank top at a supermarket and someone accidently seen my concealed pistol. They lost their mind." Where was it concealed?  | |||
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"I spent most of today being productive at work instead of perving on fab. Shocking is an understatement
Mr"Unacceptable Mr. You must perve to make up for it!! Perve, sir, perve like your sanity depends on it  | |||
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"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock
Are you ill? I'm worried now.
This is alarmingly shocking."I don't think so. Work just had to take pre_edence for a bit 
But back to that constant longing again now | |||
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"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock
Are you ill? I'm worried now.
This is alarmingly shocking.
I don't think so. Work just had to take pre_edence for a bit
But back to that constant longing again now "I feel you, dearest Prey. I do. | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway "Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not. | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway "Never noticed..... | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway
Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not."That sounds like a lot of shock | |||
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"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show "Yeah... bollocks | |||
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"I was adjusting my tank top at a supermarket and someone accidently seen my concealed pistol. They lost their mind. Where was it concealed? "My waist. | |||
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"I'm that innocent now I don't think I could shock anyone anymore." I'm sure you could manage. Are you recovered yet? | |||
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"I was adjusting my tank top at a supermarket and someone accidently seen my concealed pistol. They lost their mind. Where was it concealed? My waist."Phew... all sorts were going through my head. Most of them slightly worrying. | |||
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"I nearly did something shocking. I briefly considered going clean shaven after many years of beard wearing. " I said shocking. Not disturbing. | |||
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"Yup I didn't start my daily block me thread " That is shocking! | |||
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"Yup I didn't start my daily block me thread That is shocking!" I know right | |||
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"Yup I didn't start my daily block me thread That is shocking! I know right " That'll be why everyone fainted | |||
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"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "I don't believe you lol | |||
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"Yup I didn't start my daily block me thread That is shocking! I know right That'll be why everyone fainted" Yup | |||
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"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock "I can be there in an hour | |||
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"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show
Yeah... bollocks"Well that's where it was originally  | |||
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"I went at least 2 hours straight today without thinking about choking on cock
Are you ill? I'm worried now.
This is alarmingly shocking.
I don't think so. Work just had to take pre_edence for a bit
But back to that constant longing again now "Well that's a relief! | |||
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"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show
Yeah... bollocks
Well that's where it was originally "Grumpy Slim Moose McFucknugget! 
(Yes. I full-named you as I am shocked) | |||
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently? "Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those | |||
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?
Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those "See... protection is important! | |||
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?
Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those
See... protection is important!"Indeed and they're tinted! | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway
Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not.
That sounds like a lot of shock"Usually is. people get it on the forum too. I try not to get banned but it does happen. lol!  | |||
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?
Not sure what you've done but it's a good job I've got my glasses on, you could poke me in the eye from there with those
See... protection is important!
Indeed and they're tinted!"Show off. Are they the magic ones? | |||
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"I had stayed off fab for over 48 hours (unheard of aand totally shocking) and so had not upset anyone for a while. Then I commented on someone's thread very early this morning, and the poor soft lad went off on one. So I feel better for that - the universe is now back in balance. "I'm not sure I can get past the 48 hours off fab! | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway
Same except I'm crazy. lol! Everyone gets a shock when I tell them the diagnoses. Always nice to give the clinicians a shock too...not.
That sounds like a lot of shock
Usually is. people get it on the forum too. I try not to get banned but it does happen. lol! "Shh. Don't talk about ban club | |||
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"I’m a serial thread killer " There are many of those... me included. I'm not shocked. | |||
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"I had stayed off fab for over 48 hours (unheard of aand totally shocking) and so had not upset anyone for a while. Then I commented on someone's thread very early this morning, and the poor soft lad went off on one. So I feel better for that - the universe is now back in balance. "you devil..
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"Cant believe tou missed your mouth! Shocking indeed! And that natural yogurt is quite easy to use with a spoon! "I never did learn that skill properly | |||
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"Cant believe tou missed your mouth! Shocking indeed! And that natural yogurt is quite easy to use with a spoon!
I never did learn that skill properly "Did you lick you lips after, or have staff do it! | |||
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"I'm quite boring at the moment Posh "That's shocking! | |||
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"My poor innocent mind couldn't cope with the utter filth on show
Yeah... bollocks
Well that's where it was originally
Grumpy Slim Moose McFucknugget!
(Yes. I full-named you as I am shocked)" | |||
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"Cant believe tou missed your mouth! Shocking indeed! And that natural yogurt is quite easy to use with a spoon!
I never did learn that skill properly
Did you lick you lips after, or have staff do it!"Licked my own... I didn't want ro share | |||
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"No. Well not shocked. I did attract some bemused looks and double takes when walking through Birmingham Station with tousled hair, tipsy and a face that had been clearly kissed a lot. I thought I was really subtle until I sent a friend a photo and realised my before and after photos were shocking. Other than that I'm the picture of innocence and virtue and never partake in sordid behaviour. " I’m my experience most of the people walking through New Street station look like that, or worse. | |||
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"I remember when I first swore Infront of the Mr, he was shocked apparently I was too posh and sweet to call him a cunt, he's used to it now. He used to think it was cute
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"Nope - I'm innocence personified "I believe you and so am not shocked, but many others on here might not (but then they probably are just smutty and of low moral character!) | |||
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I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking 
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" Shh. Don't talk about ban club Remind me of the first rule of ban club..." Fight? | |||
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"I remember when I first swore Infront of the Mr, he was shocked apparently I was too posh and sweet to call him a cunt, he's used to it now. He used to think it was cute
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"I remember when I first swore Infront of the Mr, he was shocked apparently I was too posh and sweet to call him a cunt, he's used to it now. He used to think it was cute
Mrs
I still think it’s cute.
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"Nope - I'm innocence personified "Paahhh hahahahahahaha
Erm. Yes. | |||
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"Probably the first time I stuck up for my self or backed someone up when a manager was chewing them out for no reason. " That's lovely! | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J"I'm really shocked. I mean... I could proof watch it if you like? | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J"I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of: I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though! | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though! "She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out? | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
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I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?"
OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?"It was the bath tub full of gerkins that had me confused | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?"I didn't, that's pretty standard for a Monday night, the claw hammer though...
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?
OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.
J"Thanks, but my internet service provider has just blocked it as spam! Naturally disappointed | |||
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"Nope - I'm innocence personified
I believe you and so am not shocked, but many others on here might not (but then they probably are just smutty and of low moral character!) "I know right | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?
OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.
J"That was me darling but I appreciate the thought | |||
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"Nope - I'm innocence personified "I'm shocked | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
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I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?
OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.
J
That was me darling but I appreciate the thought "Oops Did you like it?
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?
OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?
It was the bath tub full of gerkins that had me confused "Oh... I didn't get that one | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway
I find you shockingly delightful... does that help?"Why thanks indeed  | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
J
I am sure that this requires a smart arse reply along the lines of:
I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?
I didn't, that's pretty standard for a Monday night, the claw hammer though...
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"I shock on here most days "You never shock me | |||
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"tbh I am transgender so I am shocking to alot of people all the time anyway
I find you shockingly delightful... does that help?
Why thanks indeed "Any time | |||
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"I was missing B last night and filmed a rude video. I shocked myself. I've not sent it to him yet though, that would be really shocking
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I naturally was very shocked when you sent it to me though!
She sent it to you too? Did upu also wince when she got the cactus and the cattle prod out?
OK, I just sent it to him. Two shocking things in 24 hours.
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That was me darling but I appreciate the thought
Oops Did you like it?
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently? "Come on then, Posh, what was your thing? | |||
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"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply
J"Top drawer response, Beef!! Bravo. | |||
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"Yes i pissed on electric fence while 2 girls played there mini knicker banjos for me" Ouch! | |||
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"Tasteful pic OP
Some aftershocks and tremors have been reported, which indicate a seismic event may be imminent.
If you want my shocking stories you must first other tribute. "So... I'm reading you need a tribute? Well... I like a challenge | |||
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?
Come on then, Posh, what was your thing?"Felix my darling... it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why | |||
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"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply
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"Me? Never "Wanda
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?
Come on then, Posh, what was your thing?
Felix my darling... it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why "Ahhhh I see. It’s because we all know you’re sweet and innocent. And I’d heard you don’t like men, cock or goo. Turns you’re a naughty filthbag!!!! | |||
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"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply
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Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared "That's what I said | |||
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"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply
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Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared
That's what I said "You're as much of a perv as Posh is | |||
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"it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why "It's cos you are dribbling. At your age there is no need to dribble. Now as for me, I am such ancient years, that matron has to change my whole bed each morning | |||
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That's what I said
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Ooooft. I feel like this should also be shared
That's what I said
You're as much of a perv as Posh is
I don't think anyone can be "Fair comment | |||
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"Tasteful pic OP
Some aftershocks and tremors have been reported, which indicate a seismic event may be imminent.
If you want my shocking stories you must first other tribute.
So... I'm reading you need a tribute?
Well... I like a challenge "Tin can alley should do it. | |||
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"Apparently I have done something absolutely shocking... which is absolutely innocent really (because I'm sweet and innocent). How about you, dear fabbers? Have you done something that shocked you or those around you recently?
Come on then, Posh, what was your thing?
Felix my darling... it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why
Ahhhh I see. It’s because we all know you’re sweet and innocent. And I’d heard you don’t like men, cock or goo.
Turns you’re a naughty filthbag!!!! "Oh Felix... you think so badly of me! I never said 'twas man goo | |||
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"Stated my unpopular Fab opinion "Oh goodness... will it blow my mind? | |||
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"it's my profile picture. Apparently someone was shocked by it. I don't get why
It's cos you are dribbling. At your age there is no need to dribble.
Now as for me, I am such ancient years, that matron has to change my whole bed each morning "I am very, very old though! | |||
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That's what I said
You're as much of a perv as Posh is
I don't think anyone can be
Fair comment "Rude. Both of you | |||
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"Tasteful pic OP
Some aftershocks and tremors have been reported, which indicate a seismic event may be imminent.
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Well... I like a challenge
Tin can alley should do it."In | |||
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"I've been rather innocent "Possibly the most shocking thing on here | |||
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"Also it's not shocking but I just got a helicockter as a reply
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That's what I said
You're as much of a perv as Posh is
I don't think anyone can be
Fair comment
Rude. Both of you"But factually correct no | |||
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Possibly the most shocking thing on here"I know....I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through you | |||
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" I am very, very old though! You're a sprink*** chicken
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(bloody proof read before pressing post!)"Don't... it's funnier for the rest of us | |||
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"Tbh Posh I shock myself every single day as I’m a total weirdo "You are a fabulous weirdo. Exactly my type of people | |||
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"I believe you poshy xx" I knew you would | |||
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"On a daily basis mrs m " It's fun, isn't it... | |||
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"I’m too honest "That's wonderful... is it shocking? | |||
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"does leaving my purse at home when I went out for some beers, and having to tip the contents of my handbag onto the counter to scrabble for the loose change that collects in there count? It was lunch time and there was a huge queue of people all eagerly waiting to be served while the cashier dug 50ps and 20ps out of the collection of keys, lippy, mirror, mints, diary, pens, tissues and so on much to the tutts and sighs from behind me "But were you shocked by it? | |||
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"I believe you poshy xx I knew you would "Innocence begins with a P  | |||
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"I believe you poshy xx I knew you would
Innocence begins with a P "You know it | |||
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"Tbh Posh I shock myself every single day as I’m a total weirdo
You are a fabulous weirdo. Exactly my type of people"Thank you gorgeous. I also love being weird…. And shocking | |||
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