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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question?" Some genitals smell like fish. Yes | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "
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"Because pineapple is rank and my testicles are delightful " That. But not my testicles because I don't have testicles. But you know what I mean. Maybe. I hope  | |||
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question? Some genitals smell like fish. Yes" if symptoms persist bike to the doctor | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "Because one comes in chunks and the other - hang on  | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "Some people have Standards 
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza | |||
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question? Some genitals smell like fish. Yes" Then they would be told to get on their bike. | |||
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As for lipsing/kissing genitals why of course that is perfectly fine and acceptable. | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza "Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza? | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?"In the words of Deborah meaden.... I'm out | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?
In the words of Deborah meaden.... I'm out " | |||
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"Even more so the ones that turn their nose up at a pineapple ring but dive their nose into a shitty one." We need to shame more people for not eating pineapple on pizza imo | |||
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"Pineapple on its own, yes. But definitely not on a pizza. That's just all kinds of wrong
As for lipsing/kissing genitals why of course that is perfectly fine and acceptable. "Would you rather eat sweetcorn from riming or people on pizza  | |||
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"I'd rather drink some pineapple juice" I’ve been drinking loads but reckon my cum still doesn’t taste like it | |||
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"I stick olives on my pizza as well sometimes" Olives, pineapple, fresh basil, mature cheddar, sundried tomatoes... no Swing you're not making pizza for dinner, sit down. | |||
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"I stick olives on my pizza as well sometimes Olives, pineapple, fresh basil, mature cheddar, sundried tomatoes... no Swing you're not making pizza for dinner, sit down." I can be there before dinner time  | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?"I could go for that. | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Some people have Standards
Others are degenerates that enjoy pineapple on pizza
Could I interest you in goat cheese and fig pizza?
I could go for that. "How about eating my arse | |||
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"I'd rather drink some pineapple juice I’ve been drinking loads but reckon my cum still doesn’t taste like it "Does it work for men too then? | |||
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"I'd rather drink some pineapple juice I’ve been drinking loads but reckon my cum still doesn’t taste like it
Does it work for men too then?"Come and find out | |||
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"I'm guessing that vagina tastes better than pineapple with tomato and cheese to them. Oh I want an Hawaiian pizza so bad "It tastes nice but I wouldn’t go that far. They need their… acc nvm  | |||
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"I've had both and pineapple on pizza just edges it." Literally you are so sexy to me | |||
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"Slight tangent. Doughnuts won’t fit on my cock but pineapple just might. Ring toss anybody? *vag owners only*" How? How does that make sense | |||
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"Slight tangent. Doughnuts won’t fit on my cock but pineapple just might. Ring toss anybody? *vag owners only*" Hmmm, what's the prize if I win? | |||
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"I stick olives on my pizza as well sometimes Olives, pineapple, fresh basil, mature cheddar, sundried tomatoes... no Swing you're not making pizza for dinner, sit down. I can be there before dinner time " | |||
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"Slight tangent. Doughnuts won’t fit on my cock but pineapple just might. Ring toss anybody? *vag owners only* Hmmm, what's the prize if I win?" A piece of this arse with special sauce. The pineapple goes toward one of your 5 a day. | |||
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"What about pineapple on peen? Ham can be included as an extra. Or can probably sort a build your own penis topping option. " Grapefruiting is the only fruit on penis allowed | |||
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"Pineapple on its own, yes. But definitely not on a pizza. That's just all kinds of wrong
As for lipsing/kissing genitals why of course that is perfectly fine and acceptable.
Would you rather eat sweetcorn from riming or people on pizza "People on pizza? I didn’t realise Soylent green topping was an option! | |||
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"Pineapple on its own, yes. But definitely not on a pizza. That's just all kinds of wrong
As for lipsing/kissing genitals why of course that is perfectly fine and acceptable.
Would you rather eat sweetcorn from riming or people on pizza
People on pizza? I didn’t realise Soylent green topping was an option! "My bad. My bad | |||
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question? Some genitals smell like fish. Yes" I told you, it's a medical condition  | |||
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"What about pineapple on peen? Ham can be included as an extra. Or can probably sort a build your own penis topping option. Grapefruiting is the only fruit on penis allowed " Why Grapefruit? | |||
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"I'd rather drink some pineapple juice I’ve been drinking loads but reckon my cum still doesn’t taste like it "I won't offer to suck it and see... | |||
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"I'd rather drink some pineapple juice I’ve been drinking loads but reckon my cum still doesn’t taste like it
I won't offer to suck it and see..."You want to though don’t you | |||
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"What about pineapple on peen? Ham can be included as an extra. Or can probably sort a build your own penis topping option. Grapefruiting is the only fruit on penis allowed Why Grapefruit? " If you know you know init | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain" wrong. It’s burger sauce | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain" ^^^She likes chains  | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce" Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler? | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain ^^^She likes chains "And whips. They excite her. | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler?" Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "I’m happy doing neither  | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain" I love Mayo on pizza | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither "Interesting. not the response I expected | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected "A negative neutral? | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?"Yes. I didn’t plan for you. | |||
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"Pizza is gross with an extra helping of heartburn im out" Boringggggggggggggg | |||
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"Sweet and sour pizza isn’t a thing no? " You’re scary man | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler? Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla "Are you condescending me? | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler? Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me? "It’s just a funny reference | |||
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"Pizza is gross with an extra helping of heartburn im out Boringggggggggggggg" about time i was boring its better for me | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?
Yes. I didn’t plan for you. "Well I shall flounce out then | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?
Yes. I didn’t plan for you.
Well I shall flounce out then "Hate to see you go Love to watch you leave Etc | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler? Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me?
It’s just a funny reference "If you were condescending me - there would be mayhem. | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
I’m happy doing neither
Interesting. not the response I expected
A negative neutral?
Yes. I didn’t plan for you.
Well I shall flounce out then
Hate to see you go
Love to watch you leave
Etc "Too late. Flounced. | |||
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question? Some genitals smell like fish. Yes" Thats a sign you need to wash, you shouldn't let your genitals go like that or a least change your underwear. | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler? Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me?
It’s just a funny reference
If you were condescending me - there would be mayhem."I think you and I have different definitions of mayhem | |||
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question? Some genitals smell like fish. Yes Thats a sign you need to wash, you shouldn't let your genitals go like that or a least change your underwear." My genitals? You tryna get some | |||
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"I used to enjoy mayo on pizza. From a particular chain wrong. It’s burger sauce Since when did you become an expert on pizza sold in Australia when you were a *checks notes* toddler? Don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it. This that spla
Are you condescending me?
It’s just a funny reference
If you were condescending me - there would be mayhem.
I think you and I have different definitions of mayhem "¿Habla inglés? | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it? I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J"I’m a disappointment. and what about it? | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it?
I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx "I had cheese and pineapple sticks YESTERDAY! they’re gorgeous | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it? "Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem"Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff  | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff "my work here is done *smacks lips* | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*"No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on? | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on? "I mean you just do? see. mayhem potential | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential"But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm Well played swing | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on? "What about gloss? Or tinted vaseline? I don't like the feeling of lipstick on my lips at all. I am not great at womaning. J | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
What about gloss? Or tinted vaseline? I don't like the feeling of lipstick on my lips at all. I am not great at womaning.
J"No no, you’re doing just fine, J 
Vaseline I’m with. Gloss I think depends how wet it is.
I think it’s partly sensory for me but I don’t like lipstick and whenever I see it all over a guys face from kissing it just isn’t giving sexy like people think it is imo | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "I don't like mixing my flavours. | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it?
I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx "cheese and pineapple cocktail stick | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing " I'm better at this than you | |||
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"This feels like a fish needing a bicycle question? Some genitals smell like fish. Yes Thats a sign you need to wash, you shouldn't let your genitals go like that or a least change your underwear. My genitals? You tryna get some "I tend to bite  | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you"Ok Boomer? | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you
Ok Boomer?"get a new line, kid | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you
Ok Boomer?
get a new line, kid "It’s giving the Arthur first gif | |||
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"Still no mayhem. I feel slightly misled.
J
I’m a disappointment. and what about it?
Tell people your attitude to lipstick. That might cause mayhem
Eurgh yeah I should’ve done that. I literally hate the stuff
my work here is done *smacks lips*
No because how are you supposed to kiss someone with lipstick on?
I mean you just do?
see. mayhem potential
But the taste? And it goes… nvm nvm
Well played swing
I'm better at this than you
Ok Boomer?
get a new line, kid
It’s giving the Arthur first gif "Fist* | |||
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"Sweet and sour pizza isn’t a thing no? You’re scary man "Asian-Italian fusion brah. You had jerk rice yet? | |||
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"I have double pineapple
As a side dish I hope "I’m the side dish | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "I want both, at the same time, | |||
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"I have double pineapple
As a side dish I hope
I’m the side dish"I thought you was grapefruit | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza? "Pineapple on a pizza doesn't moan with pleasure when I'm fingers deep in it | |||
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"I have double pineapple
As a side dish I hope "Nope alllll over the pizza | |||
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"I have double pineapple
As a side dish I hope
I’m the side dish" | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Pineapple on a pizza doesn't moan with pleasure when I'm fingers deep in it"I do when I'm face deep in it though. | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Im with you pickles x everyone loves a cheese and pineapple cocktail stick! It’s delicious…not such a great leap to pizza is it?
I only lips or lick clean genitals lol xx
I had cheese and pineapple sticks YESTERDAY! they’re gorgeous "Nom nom nom | |||
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"What’s the deal with people lipsing genitals but not eating pineapple on pizza?
Pineapple on a pizza doesn't moan with pleasure when I'm fingers deep in it
I do when I'm face deep in it though. "And you'd probably feel more satisfied after | |||
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"I have double pineapple
As a side dish I hope
Nope alllll over the pizza "Normally I would -10 brownie points but It’s been 10+ years since I’ve had it. May I have a piece? | |||
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"I have double pineapple
As a side dish I hope
Nope alllll over the pizza
Normally I would -10 brownie points but It’s been 10+ years since I’ve had it. May I have a piece? "You may | |||
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