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Now I feel stoooopid ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So flounces off (See other thread) I thought would buy said pussy some more food (nother thread too), gets into car that is covered with snow, starts the engine and thought to myself (frome here is where is goes wrong even I know that lol), the snow on my car would be ice ............ so picture the scene ...... I am expecting to get out of the car again ........ leaves door open ............... puts on wipers and none of the snow is frozen and wipers whoosh half the windscreen of snow (at least five inches deep or more!!) comes into the car ................. I must be the only person that could build a snowman in my car without getting out ....... haha

Its not a look I am expecting to catch on .................

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why did you leave the door open? It's harder to get the car warm if the door is open.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

he he done it more than once my self

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why did you leave the door open? It's harder to get the car warm if the door is open."

cos I thought I was getting out again to scrape it cos I thought it would be frozen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone out to my snow-covered car before, brushed the snow off the driver's door handle, opened the door, then stood there like an idiot gawping at the snow that WAS piled around the edge of the door, but is now sat in a heap on my driving seat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've gone out to my snow-covered car before, brushed the snow off the driver's door handle, opened the door, then stood there like an idiot gawping at the snow that WAS piled around the edge of the door, but is now sat in a heap on my driving seat... "

sorry I am sniggering badly here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone out to my snow-covered car before, brushed the snow off the driver's door handle, opened the door, then stood there like an idiot gawping at the snow that WAS piled around the edge of the door, but is now sat in a heap on my driving seat...

sorry I am sniggering badly here "

feel free to snigger away - I usually have to drop my jeans to get that reaction from a lady...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

How does it it end up in the car?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does it it end up in the car?"

it just does ..............

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Do you have windowipers with shovels on the end that can go round corners ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

At least you flounced with panache

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I've gone out to my snow-covered car before, brushed the snow off the driver's door handle, opened the door, then stood there like an idiot gawping at the snow that WAS piled around the edge of the door, but is now sat in a heap on my driving seat... "

Dumbass here too - I did the exact same thing this morning

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Window wipers I mean to type

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

oh and you should have taken the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you flounced with panache"

of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh and you should have taken the duvet "

don't think my snowman needs it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Window wipers I mean to type "

I think it hits the inside of the open door and flies into the car - whooooooosh .............. it happened so fast I didnt really get a close look .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have windowipers with shovels on the end that can go round corners ? "

u go and do it in your car and see where it ends up lol xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Talking of snow....many of you have probably heard this one but I still laugh at it so here goes.

Highways agency warning saying anyone travelling in the snow need to take a shovel, blankets,sleeping bag, extra clothing including a hat,scarf,gloves, 24 hour supply of food, drink, de-icer,rock salt,torch,tow rope,petrol can,first aid kit and jump leads.

I looked a right idiot on the bus this morning.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Do you have windowipers with shovels on the end that can go round corners ?

u go and do it in your car and see where it ends up lol xx "

no chance, I am taking your word for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have windowipers with shovels on the end that can go round corners ?

u go and do it in your car and see where it ends up lol xx

no chance, I am taking your word for it "

awwww u could have confirmed that I am not stoopid ......... on second thoughts .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Forrest Gump said......

"Stupid is, as Stupid does......"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Minxie, try doing it my way next time. Get the snow off the door frame. Get in the car. Turn it on and put the blowers on. Try the wipers. Get the scraper, get out and shut the door. Scrape the windows. Get into toasty car and drive off carefully.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if i had known what this thread was about... i wouldn't have just started mine....

i feel a little less stoopid now

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Oh one word of caution, I broke my wiper while turning them on with thick ice on the screen.

It might be better checking how hard the ice is before sticking them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minxie, try doing it my way next time. Get the snow off the door frame. Get in the car. Turn it on and put the blowers on. Try the wipers. Get the scraper, get out and shut the door. Scrape the windows. Get into toasty car and drive off carefully."

Or do it my way.... and park in an underground car park...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have windowipers with shovels on the end that can go round corners ?

u go and do it in your car and see where it ends up lol xx

no chance, I am taking your word for it

awwww u could have confirmed that I am not stoopid ......... on second thoughts ....... "

Sure, that would have confirmed it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"if i had known what this thread was about... i wouldn't have just started mine....

i feel a little less stoopid now"

Have just read yours.....you need a broom to the roof before you move off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive done similar - wound the side windows down to clear them of snow and its all fallen in on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone out to my snow-covered car before, brushed the snow off the driver's door handle, opened the door, then stood there like an idiot gawping at the snow that WAS piled around the edge of the door, but is now sat in a heap on my driving seat... "

Haha I've done that nearly everyday we have had snow I never seem to learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Minxie, try doing it my way next time. Get the snow off the door frame. Get in the car. Turn it on and put the blowers on. Try the wipers. Get the scraper, get out and shut the door. Scrape the windows. Get into toasty car and drive off carefully."

It was Point 4 that had me stuffed ........... u didnt mention shutting the door

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Mine was covered wwith 3 days snow this morning. Go out with broom sweep along car before opening door . That done open put in key start engine. Turn on heated seat and blower also rear wondow demister . Close door Continue to sweep off snow from roof windows and lights . Spray windscreen with deicer and climb in to toasty car . Perfect no drama lol .

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

How boringly sensible do I sound? I brushed the snow off the car late last night, sprayed 'ice stop' on the windscreen and covered it with sacking. This morning there was some snow on it but only had to give it a quick brush over.

In this weather I carry a long handled broom, a spade, a blanket, drink, snacks, warm clothing for both of us and keep my mobile phone and Sat Nav charger in the car. I will NOT be caught out by this damned stuff

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

theres always i little bit of snow ends up on the seat cos the doors on cars slope inwards at the top grr . i walkes under my rose arbour and got snow all down my neck bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How boringly sensible do I sound? I brushed the snow off the car late last night, sprayed 'ice stop' on the windscreen and covered it with sacking. This morning there was some snow on it but only had to give it a quick brush over.

In this weather I carry a long handled broom, a spade, a blanket, drink, snacks, warm clothing for both of us and keep my mobile phone and Sat Nav charger in the car. I will NOT be caught out by this damned stuff "

im with you - youre all organised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh minxie you are fab!! Hope you've dried off Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've all done it...!

The annoying thing is that some of us forget, and have managed to do it again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only feeling stupid now Minxie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only feeling stupid now Minxie "

on this thread maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only feeling stupid now Minxie

on this thread maybe "

the mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only feeling stupid now Minxie

on this thread maybe

the mind boggles "

u'll find it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did this once opened the door snow went into the car and stopped the central locking system working for a few days till everything dried out.

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