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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know we all know about mansplaining right. But those of you with teenagers in the family, have you noticed the shite they talk about stuff they think their generation invented? Like utter bollocks explanations for stuff we were doing before they were even past yellow poohs?

Teensplaining .... God, please give me strength!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I used to have a fridge magnet that said

'kids, leave home while you still know everything '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

"

A road man? Hes like the milkman and the post man, delivery man etc (urban dictionary will give you the real answer)

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My son tells me stuff all the time, like I'm some kind of idiot... It does make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard this a lot when Pokemon Go was released.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

"

It’s where you walk, man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

It’s where you walk, man "

That's pretty much what I thought it was! Geezers hanging about the roads. They probably don't call them geezers though.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh fuck yes.

And not just the explaining.

It's the utter bollocks they come out with when caught doing something they know they shouldn't, as if we all didn't do the exact same thing at their age and try to fob our parents off.

Fuck me - we were 1000 times worse at their age (and possibly still are). There's literally nothing they try to do behind your back that you didn't do years ago and got caught for too.

And they think they're such rebels and so edgy.

A

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

It’s where you walk, man

That's pretty much what I thought it was! Geezers hanging about the roads. They probably don't call them geezers though."

What is it then? I’ve got no idea

I’m old…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

It’s where you walk, man

That's pretty much what I thought it was! Geezers hanging about the roads. They probably don't call them geezers though.

What is it then? I’ve got no idea

I’m old…"

I still don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

"

Hoody wearing drug dealer x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh fuck yes.

And not just the explaining.

It's the utter bollocks they come out with when caught doing something they know they shouldn't, as if we all didn't do the exact same thing at their age and try to fob our parents off.

Fuck me - we were 1000 times worse at their age (and possibly still are). There's literally nothing they try to do behind your back that you didn't do years ago and got caught for too.

And they think they're such rebels and so edgy.

A"

Were we supposed to stop being rebels? I didn’t get that memo

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Oh fuck yes.

And not just the explaining.

It's the utter bollocks they come out with when caught doing something they know they shouldn't, as if we all didn't do the exact same thing at their age and try to fob our parents off.

Fuck me - we were 1000 times worse at their age (and possibly still are). There's literally nothing they try to do behind your back that you didn't do years ago and got caught for too.

And they think they're such rebels and so edgy.

A"

Absolutely.

But don’t lose sight of the fact that you were exactly the same with your parents. It must always be.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm not quite at that point in life but I know it's going to be eventful when I make it there

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Urban dictionary is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my kid’s favourite expressions…

Newb

Tea

Shipping

Cancelled

I try to keep up but honestly it’s like another language. My kids are all so judgemental about us having one g n t or a vape x Our 20 yo has only just discovered the joys of drinking and partying and is quickly rethinking all her judgements lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

Hoody wearing drug dealer x "

I think puffer jackets, trackies that show off socks... and one of those little shoulder bags is what they wear

Either way, they're usually utter wankers

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Some of my kid’s favourite expressions…

Newb

Tea

Shipping

Cancelled

I try to keep up but honestly it’s like another language. My kids are all so judgemental about us having one g n t or a vape x Our 20 yo has only just discovered the joys of drinking and partying and is quickly rethinking all her judgements lol"

Is it newb or noob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’ve got to hear “slay bestie” one more time…..

She’s not even a teenager yet and she already makes me feel like I’m a fucking fossil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of my kid’s favourite expressions…

Newb

Tea

Shipping

Cancelled

I try to keep up but honestly it’s like another language. My kids are all so judgemental about us having one g n t or a vape x Our 20 yo has only just discovered the joys of drinking and partying and is quickly rethinking all her judgements lol

Is it newb or noob?"

I know it’s short for newbie but you might be right xx that makes me think of moobs though lol (.)(.)

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"If I’ve got to hear “slay bestie” one more time…..

She’s not even a teenager yet and she already makes me feel like I’m a fucking fossil "

Oh my god I'm so glad its not just me, between that from my youngest and my teen knowing everything about everything and I'm completely wrong and know nothing I'm going to check myself into a retreat

Tinder x

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Some of my kid’s favourite expressions…

Newb

Tea

Shipping

Cancelled

I try to keep up but honestly it’s like another language. My kids are all so judgemental about us having one g n t or a vape x Our 20 yo has only just discovered the joys of drinking and partying and is quickly rethinking all her judgements lol"

I bet she’s not rethinking. I bet she never made any judgements. Ask her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I’ve got to hear “slay bestie” one more time…..

She’s not even a teenager yet and she already makes me feel like I’m a fucking fossil

Oh my god I'm so glad its not just me, between that from my youngest and my teen knowing everything about everything and I'm completely wrong and know nothing I'm going to check myself into a retreat

Tinder x"

EVERYTHING I say it’s “that’s not true” how?, how do you know miss I can’t even tie my own shoe laces

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"If I’ve got to hear “slay bestie” one more time…..

She’s not even a teenager yet and she already makes me feel like I’m a fucking fossil

Oh my god I'm so glad its not just me, between that from my youngest and my teen knowing everything about everything and I'm completely wrong and know nothing I'm going to check myself into a retreat

Tinder x

EVERYTHING I say it’s “that’s not true” how?, how do you know miss I can’t even tie my own shoe laces "

Google is my friend I normally send her a link to shut her up

Tinder x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I dunno. I have to have about everything explained to me these days.

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

"

A roadman is a plastic, wanabee gangster

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Our 20yo teensplains about diet and cooking, despite us teaching him to cook. He's a proper food snob, despite not having the wherewithal to actually be picky, so comments on our choice to buy el básico pasta and non branded tinned tomatoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of my kid’s favourite expressions…

Newb

Tea

Shipping

Cancelled

I try to keep up but honestly it’s like another language. My kids are all so judgemental about us having one g n t or a vape x Our 20 yo has only just discovered the joys of drinking and partying and is quickly rethinking all her judgements lol

I bet she’s not rethinking. I bet she never made any judgements. Ask her. "

You’re not worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I’ve got to hear “slay bestie” one more time…..

She’s not even a teenager yet and she already makes me feel like I’m a fucking fossil

Oh my god I'm so glad its not just me, between that from my youngest and my teen knowing everything about everything and I'm completely wrong and know nothing I'm going to check myself into a retreat

Tinder x

EVERYTHING I say it’s “that’s not true” how?, how do you know miss I can’t even tie my own shoe laces

Google is my friend I normally send her a link to shut her up

Tinder x"

Good tip! I’ll try this next time

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Our 20yo teensplains about diet and cooking, despite us teaching him to cook. He's a proper food snob, despite not having the wherewithal to actually be picky, so comments on our choice to buy el básico pasta and non branded tinned tomatoes!"

Err well why are you buying non branded tinned tomatoes...

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

I think roadman is the modern chav.

It's the incessant "brah" they always say that gets me and spilling the "tea". There were perfectly good words that made plenty of sense before they started messing with things and making me feel old.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot sound ancient

Get down with the kids and give them a run for their money!!

I must be lucky because my kids aren't like that. We laugh at all that crap

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yeah I get that. Also, does anybody else go out with their teen (say to the shops or something) only for them to walk 20 paces in front and they stay one aisle ahead of you. Until you get to the checkout.

I’m starting to get a complex.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My eldest (mot that old) dabbing whilst saying YEEEET in an American accent, then returning to commenting on the computer game he's playing like it's a YouTuber video "brah, I'm gliching this game so much its cursed "

Fml...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think roadman is the modern chav.

It's the incessant "brah" they always say that gets me and spilling the "tea". There were perfectly good words that made plenty of sense before they started messing with things and making me feel old.

T"

I think mine is a tad too old to use this vernacular, fortunately!! We still have disagreements about expensive cheese though

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"My eldest (mot that old) dabbing whilst saying YEEEET in an American accent, then returning to commenting on the computer game he's playing like it's a YouTuber video "brah, I'm gliching this game so much its cursed "

Fml..."

My youngest does this. The games are either “glitching” or “there’s a hacker”

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Our 20yo teensplains about diet and cooking, despite us teaching him to cook. He's a proper food snob, despite not having the wherewithal to actually be picky, so comments on our choice to buy el básico pasta and non branded tinned tomatoes!

Err well why are you buying non branded tinned tomatoes... "

Because they're much cheaper and surely there's only one way to chop and can a bloody tomato?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I get that. Also, does anybody else go out with their teen (say to the shops or something) only for them to walk 20 paces in front and they stay one aisle ahead of you. Until you get to the checkout.

I’m starting to get a complex."

This is familiar. Although he doesn't even join us at the checkout. Perhaps because he has considerably more disposable income than us these days!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"

Like what the fuck is a roadman?

"

Can they not even make up their own words for things now?

That name must go back at least a century, covering everything from a hobo, to a travelling musician or just someone walking the land with no ties- tell em to make some new words up, lazy bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I'm this old!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"My son tells me stuff all the time, like I'm some kind of idiot... It does make me laugh! "

I reminded one nephew, that his mum had to teach him to eat and wipe his own arse. He wound his neck in after that.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble "

Peak can mean both good and bad

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

This thread makes me feel better!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

Peak can mean both good and bad "

It's so complicated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble "

Lol I think ‘G’ means girl x that’s a term of endearment right there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie this post is so on brand for this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eldest (mot that old) dabbing whilst saying YEEEET in an American accent, then returning to commenting on the computer game he's playing like it's a YouTuber video "brah, I'm gliching this game so much its cursed "

Fml...

My youngest does this. The games are either “glitching” or “there’s a hacker” "

In other words their opponent was better than them and they lost lol

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

My Dolls teen is hilarious.

Everything is W or and L Bruh. and lately things are getting goofy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your own back by giving them a rotary phone, a Walkman and a cassette tape that’s come unwound. Tell them to make a call and play some music

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By *astandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble "

My 14yo daughter uses G a lot, peak is only ever bad and apparently peng is so 2019, its now leng

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! If the teenager sends me a text, I have to send it back and ask for a breakdown of the text speak she’s written! Drives me mad, just speak properly! Wouldn’t mind, it’s not like it’s hard work like it was on a 3310

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums "

You a roadman bruv?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I've had to re-educate myself on text speak .... yh kk pls ty bc ik ye idk.... jeez child you have unlimited to send in a message not the minimum characters I used to have when I was texting years ago

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums

You a roadman bruv?

"

No I don’t do road.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums "

You shouldn't let the stop you. Have you read the 'older woman ' threads. If I took them seriously I'd never post again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums

You shouldn't let the stop you. Have you read the 'older woman ' threads. If I took them seriously I'd never post again "

It doesn’t stop me. It’s just weird hearing people complain about things I say or my friends say

When I post on here I see it like how I talk when I’m at work or with my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums "

Ignore them fam, they're finna argue about words we use when they deadass out of touch

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By *hegirlwiththepeachtattooWoman
over a year ago

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My 16 year old *invented* The Smiths last night. The look on her face when I sang along…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums

You shouldn't let the stop you. Have you read the 'older woman ' threads. If I took them seriously I'd never post again

It doesn’t stop me. It’s just weird hearing people complain about things I say or my friends say

When I post on here I see it like how I talk when I’m at work or with my mum. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I look back and feel slight shame about the time my friend's mum said something was 'groovy' and we laughed so hard. Then I remembered the time I accidentally called Genuine B I G (i think that's right) Ginormous and how my kids howled

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

Lol I think ‘G’ means girl x that’s a term of endearment right there x "

I understood 'G' to mean gangsta

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums

You shouldn't let the stop you. Have you read the 'older woman ' threads. If I took them seriously I'd never post again

It doesn’t stop me. It’s just weird hearing people complain about things I say or my friends say

When I post on here I see it like how I talk when I’m at work or with my mum. "

You can say 'peng' Steve. We won't hold it against you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

Peak can mean both good and bad "

Same with if someone is a joke.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I've had to re-educate myself on text speak .... yh kk pls ty bc ik ye idk.... jeez child you have unlimited to send in a message not the minimum characters I used to have when I was texting years ago

Tinder "

Translation please!!!!

Before reading this thread I was perfectly content with my life decision to not have kids. These posts have helped me realise I made the right decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

"

Round here, it's definitely gangsta

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^Plastic gangsta though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah - maybe it depends on the hood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

Round here, it's definitely gangsta "

A roadman is an actual gangsta as well. Not what middle class white people think it is. Which is any non white boy wearing a puffy jacket and trackies that speaks slang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

Lol I think ‘G’ means girl x that’s a term of endearment right there x

I understood 'G' to mean gangsta "

I think it’s just a general term of endearment these days for either gender.

I regularly say G to my friends. - yo g / yes my g etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums

Ignore them fam, they're finna argue about words we use when they deadass out of touch "

Deadass is one thing I can’t get with but you right you right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this I’m like even more certain that I cannot be myself in the forums

You shouldn't let the stop you. Have you read the 'older woman ' threads. If I took them seriously I'd never post again

It doesn’t stop me. It’s just weird hearing people complain about things I say or my friends say

When I post on here I see it like how I talk when I’m at work or with my mum.

You can say 'peng' Steve. We won't hold it against you

"

That’s still me watering it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

"

That definition has made them sound like pillars of the community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

That definition has made them sound like pillars of the community "

Nines is the modern day Robin hood

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I totally relate, I get told I'm "deeping" everything, if I want to discuss anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A roadman is an actual gangsta as well. Not what middle class white people think it is. Which is any non white boy wearing a puffy jacket and trackies that speaks slang. "

Sweeping statements about what middle class white men think? How dare you!

You're absolutely correct. I think...

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By *astandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

Lol I think ‘G’ means girl x that’s a term of endearment right there x

I understood 'G' to mean gangsta

I think it’s just a general term of endearment these days for either gender.

I regularly say G to my friends. - yo g / yes my g etc. "

I'd agree with this, although not a word I'd use, my daughter uses it a lot, I'm pretty sure when she uses it she isn't talking about 'gangsters' but just friends in general.

She uses it to confirm I've done something she approves of when she says 'my G' and fist bumps me.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

"

Whats trapping, hunting rabbits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats trapping, hunting rabbits?"

Oh no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A roadman is an actual gangsta as well. Not what middle class white people think it is. Which is any non white boy wearing a puffy jacket and trackies that speaks slang.

Sweeping statements about what middle class white men think? How dare you!

You're absolutely correct. I think..."

You should see some of the people that I’ve seen get called a roadman. There was a whole twitter discourse about the way it’s used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

Whats trapping, hunting rabbits?"

I ain’t the trapper of the year, I sold to the trappers of the year. That makes me the trapper’s trapper of the year.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I know we all know about mansplaining right. But those of you with teenagers in the family, have you noticed the shite they talk about stuff they think their generation invented? Like utter bollocks explanations for stuff we were doing before they were even past yellow poohs?

Teensplaining .... God, please give me strength! "
lets hope they keep theyre hoodies up all the way through summer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

Lol I think ‘G’ means girl x that’s a term of endearment right there x

I understood 'G' to mean gangsta

I think it’s just a general term of endearment these days for either gender.

I regularly say G to my friends. - yo g / yes my g etc.

I'd agree with this, although not a word I'd use, my daughter uses it a lot, I'm pretty sure when she uses it she isn't talking about 'gangsters' but just friends in general.

She uses it to confirm I've done something she approves of when she says 'my G' and fist bumps me."

Not suggesting she or her friends are gangsters but my son said that the origin of G is gangsta (as a term of endearment). I think it's just been picked up and used differently now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

Whats trapping, hunting rabbits?"

No

Trap is a kind of rap music.... Trappers make aforementioned music.

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By *astandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Mine are 17, 19 and nearly 22....everything is 'long', what they mean (I think) is when they can't be bothered to explain anything that has more than, say, 10 words!

I am called 'G' a lot, no idea why.

If its peak its good, or leng or peng (the best). But if its dead and its meal time I'm in trouble

Lol I think ‘G’ means girl x that’s a term of endearment right there x

I understood 'G' to mean gangsta

I think it’s just a general term of endearment these days for either gender.

I regularly say G to my friends. - yo g / yes my g etc.

I'd agree with this, although not a word I'd use, my daughter uses it a lot, I'm pretty sure when she uses it she isn't talking about 'gangsters' but just friends in general.

She uses it to confirm I've done something she approves of when she says 'my G' and fist bumps me.

Not suggesting she or her friends are gangsters but my son said that the origin of G is gangsta (as a term of endearment). I think it's just been picked up and used differently now "

Oh it's still the meaning, but not like real gangsters. It's like lots of other words, repurposed to suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

Whats trapping, hunting rabbits?

No

Trap is a kind of rap music.... Trappers make aforementioned music."

Trappers are [redacted] dealers.

Trapping (verb) is the of dealing. Trap house is a … you know.

Trap music I think is just music that reflects that lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I thought I had roadman sorted. But then I see this:

What is a Roadman? Roadman: A “roadman” is a modern slang term for a smart teenager who is involved in local events like parties, cruising, and trapping. They have a good understanding of their community and the people within it.

So I still dunno if it's a gangsta or a cool dude.

Whats trapping, hunting rabbits?

No

Trap is a kind of rap music.... Trappers make aforementioned music.

Trappers are [redacted] dealers.

Trapping (verb) is dealing. Trap house is a … you know.

Trap music I think is just music that reflects that lifestyle "
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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I prefer it when a trap is just another term for a tranny/femboy/trans ahhhh the good old its a trap Reddits

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"My eldest (mot that old) dabbing whilst saying YEEEET in an American accent, then returning to commenting on the computer game he's playing like it's a YouTuber video "brah, I'm gliching this game so much its cursed "

Fml...

My youngest does this. The games are either “glitching” or “there’s a hacker” "

Yesss this. Mine called me brah the other day I swear I'm going to crack up here, between the 'glitching' , the 'hackers' and the rage quiting I'm gonna throw those consoles out the window

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