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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jam, preserves, conserves: Do you know the difference?

Anyone here make their own?

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By *hank you sirMan
over a year ago

colchester

I've made my own... and u still don't have a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand by the JAMS

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Jam, preserves, conserves: Do you know the difference?

Anyone here make their own?

"
i know preserves are made with whole fruits or large parts of that fruit with sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam - you ram it into you.

Preserve - you store it for posterity.

Conserve - you eat it in very small quantities to make it last.

I hope that has cleared it up for you, my good man.

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno the difference, I just whack it on toast and smash it in me.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Actually….what’s the difference between a chutney and a pickle to…?

I am finding myself somewhat befuddled….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Jam - you ram it into you.

Preserve - you store it for posterity.

Conserve - you eat it in very small quantities to make it last.

I hope that has cleared it up for you, my good man.

M"

Ah ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse "

That’s it, you win the internet!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If I attempt to make Strawberry jam but inadvertently forget to add pectin, it’s a compote, right? ….And I’m a posh cook worthy of entering Masterchef? (whereupon I shall have a lewd liaison with Grace Dent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse

That’s it, you win the internet!

"

What do I win?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse

That’s it, you win the internet!

What do I win?"

A pot of my homemade compote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse

That’s it, you win the internet!

What do I win?

A pot of my homemade compote "

Have you looked up jam in a thesaurus today?

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not sure what the difference but I make a gorgeous lemon curd.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse

That’s it, you win the internet!

What do I win?

A pot of my homemade compote

Have you looked up jam in a thesaurus today?"

Yes; I got really confused though….What is musician jam? Do I add a bass guitar in with the fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse

That’s it, you win the internet!

What do I win?

A pot of my homemade compote

Have you looked up jam in a thesaurus today?

Yes; I got really confused though….What is musician jam? Do I add a bass guitar in with the fruit? "

No you just make it with Jason Orange. I apologise for that.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse

That’s it, you win the internet!

What do I win?

A pot of my homemade compote

Have you looked up jam in a thesaurus today?

Yes; I got really confused though….What is musician jam? Do I add a bass guitar in with the fruit?

No you just make it with Jason Orange. I apologise for that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t conserve/preserve my knob in someone’s arse "

But you can try

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

The famous Kilner® jars, which have been used for storing such 'condiments' since 1843 state the following descriptives:

• Jam: a 'preserve' where the fruit is chopped, mashed or crushed. A jam should hold up firmly but also be easily spreadable.

• Preserve: similar to jam but the fruit pieces are larger (or whole) but not chopped, mashed or crushed.

• Conserve: are a cooked mix of fruit, sugar, nuts, raisins, dried fruit and spices. A conserve will have a similar texture to jam, firm but spreadable. The most common conserves will contain a mix of more than one fruit along with some citrus.

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Jam, preserves, conserves: Do you know the difference?

Anyone here make their own?

"

I've no idea what the difference is, but I made an apple and sage jelly/jam for pork burgers, if that's any good to you.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The difference between jam and marmalade is that you can't accidentally marmalade your cock in the fridge door at 3am whilst getting post sex snacks.

Which may on occasion be jam related.

A

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

You can't conserve your dick up my arse...

But you can preserve it

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