FabSwingers.com forum: Viking application thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me

Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The only Danish in me tends to be bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I apply?

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Genetically a Viking. But don't really look like one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a Viking type male, I need to know if I fit in before I declare that I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married a Viking and plunder her pussy as often as I can, does that make me a Viking or a tamer of vikings?

I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married a Viking and plunder her pussy as often as I can, does that make me a Viking or a tamer of vikings?

I don't know

Plundering the pussy. It’s the future.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

yep im a viking ask kirk douglas

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me

Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees

I second this!! The Last Kingdom on Netflix & Vikings on Amazon Prime have done summat to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking Kristofer Hivju, Trond Espen Seim, Vikings, vikings valhalla, fair haired thick arms strong faces? Or just a more sturdier figure?

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"Are we talking Kristofer Hivju, Trond Espen Seim, Vikings, vikings valhalla, fair haired thick arms strong faces? Or just a more sturdier figure?"

In the words of The Offspring, the world loves a wannabe.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"The only Danish in me tends to be bacon.

*Sizzle*

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By *rofmoriartyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me

Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees

Had the DNA test, actual Viking descendant. Beard pics available on request

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me

Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees

Had the DNA test, actual Viking descendant. Beard pics available on request

*Me! Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mothers maiden name is Nordic if that counts.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

More please!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"I Miss P loves all men however a big strong powerful viking type male really does it for me

Let's see who's out there and show our appreciation for the gorgeous men who make me go week at the knees

Had the DNA test, actual Viking descendant. Beard pics available on request

Oooft!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Knull Meg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a Viking type male, I need to know if I fit in before I declare that I am.

From the snippet of picture I'd say there's a very good chance you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Viking type male, I need to know if I fit in before I declare that I am.

From the snippet of picture I'd say there's a very good chance you are

I’m calling it then.

Here I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a Viking type male, I need to know if I fit in before I declare that I am.

From the snippet of picture I'd say there's a very good chance you are

I’m calling it then.

Here I am. "

Well it's seems you are

No more out there ?

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By *haky 80Man
over a year ago

Wellington

The Viking beard is coming along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a very poor man's viking! Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking Kristofer Hivju, Trond Espen Seim, Vikings, vikings valhalla, fair haired thick arms strong faces? Or just a more sturdier figure?

In the words of The Offspring, the world loves a wannabe."

Pardon?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Just lingering here

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

No, I'm celtic ancestry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr is second generation Swedish so he has viking genes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Viking’s still exist?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking! "

Yesssss! When's the next raid?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking!

Yesssss! When's the next raid?"

You pillage, I spillage.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking!

Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Oh gawd, I think I did a little sick in my own mouth after re-reading that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking!

Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking!

Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place

I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I had a Welsh Viking msg me today, great hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking!

Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place

I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!

Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a Viking. Granted, I'm brown... And short... And fairly slim... And have no tattoos... And clean shaven.

But other than that, absolute Viking here

And that is the spirit of a viking!

Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place

I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!

Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF

Yasssss - this will work perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place

I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!

Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF

Yasssss - this will work perfectly.

This was your plan all along?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place

I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!

Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF

Yasssss - this will work perfectly.

This was your plan all along?

I got smarts, Joe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesssss! When's the next raid?

You pillage, I spillage.

Smoooooooooooth! But seriously, name the time and place

I’m judging you hard for responding to that awful line positively!

Don't let the forum persona fool you, I'm easy AF

Yasssss - this will work perfectly.

This was your plan all along?

I got smarts, Joe."

Tell that to your pick up lines

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

If Ricky Tomlinson looks like a Viking, I’m your man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 6ft, dad bod, bearded with long hair here. Have thrown an axe or two in the past.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Watches thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genetically a Viking. But don't really look like one. "

It’s not possible to be “genetically a Viking”. You can be Scandinavian?

But Viking was just a job type. It’s like saying “I’m genetically a mechanic”

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"Genetically a Viking. But don't really look like one.

It’s not possible to be “genetically a Viking”. You can be Scandinavian?

But Viking was just a job type. It’s like saying “I’m genetically a mechanic” "

I do realise the absurdity of it. I've got the I-M253 gene which is called "the Viking gene" on account of being found in Viking remains.

However, so does half of all men in Sweden and Norway. And Alexander Hamilton, General Robert E Lee, and Chris Pine. So it's not exactly rare.

It was more meant as satire, these people who get a beard and a brosatru tattoo (especially one that's not even from the time of the Vikings) and go "Raaah, I'm a Viking, bro!". Like you said, you might as well go "Raaah, I'm a mechanic!" It's a pointless thing to go around and flex with.

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By *igben9169Man
over a year ago

Waterlooville (ish)

Is there room here for a bald, slightly overweight, redbearded viking? If so then here I am!

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

How did I miss this ! Hello to all you Viking loving females

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did I miss this ! Hello to all you Viking loving females

Well hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a beard and for 47 I’m pretty good shape. Not sure I class myself as a Viking though but I do read the Poetic Edda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stag here one half of scarletvexenandtheStag I have a beard hairy chest and tattoos bit of a dad bod does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a CV requirement, or a skills test?

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