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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

A herd of water buffalo escaped from a farm in Wivenhoe, near Colchester which is in Essex. Essex is famous for being the home of essex_tom. The animals caused damage to a swimming pool, including falling into it.

Who thinks it's madness to keep these dangerous creatures.

What's going on here people.

It's causing a splash all over the news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all over the mooooos

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A herd of water buffalo escaped from a farm in Wivenhoe, near Colchester which is in Essex. Essex is famous for being the home of essex_tom. The animals caused damage to a swimming pool, including falling into it.

Who thinks it's madness to keep these dangerous creatures.

What's going on here people.

It's causing a splash all over the news!"

Glyn are you Tom in disguise?

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

Who thinks it's madness to keep these dangerous creatures.

What's going on here people.

It's causing a splash all over the news!

Glyn are you Tom in disguise?

No - just copying his excellent style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?"

I’ll be back in a mooooment

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Its all over the mooooos"

Shame for even going there…….

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

Oh good grief almost as terrible as my jokes lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?"

It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all over the mooooos

Shame for even going there…….

I have no shame. Ever.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?

It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry

Talk about milking a joke

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?

It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry

Talk about milking a joke

Blood curd-lingly funny

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?

It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry

Talk about milking a joke

Blood curd-lingly funny

Or very cheesy

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?

It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry

Talk about milking a joke

Blood curd-lingly funny

Or very cheesy

I hope there's no charge for these jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Udder madness

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I used to work at a private animal collection during School holidays. The water buffalo was by the most dangerous animals they had. Known for being really bad tempered.

Hope Toms not too worried about this.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

They taste lush

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"They taste lush

Something for the BBQ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are buffalo along the Oxford canal in Warwickshire. Always a WTF moment when we're out on a run over that way.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They taste lush

With or without cheese?!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"When they left I heard the mummy buffalo said to her youngest "Bison!"

What did the youngest reply?

It replied on the hoof, cos it was in a hurry

Talk about milking a joke

Blood curd-lingly funny

Or very cheesy

I hope there's no charge for these jokes"

I dis-a-brie

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