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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good.

Tell me your unpopular fab opinions. This is a safe space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin is shit.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Marmite is delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does every potential meet have to be instant. Some of us need time with prior commitments (work)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe what women say, they love a big shiny bellend in their inbox.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton


"Good.

Tell me your unpopular fab opinions. This is a safe space "

Never liked sourdough, Oasis, or the notion that anal sex is merely there to fill the awkward hour between evensong and cocktails.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is massively overrated

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion "

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Receiving oral is massively overrated

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Cake is massively overrated"

At first I was about to say that you and I are going to fall out. Then I thought about it, and you have a point.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

That the forums are not a safe space and very sycophantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake is massively overrated

At first I was about to say that you and I are going to fall out. Then I thought about it, and you have a point. "

And we wouldn't fall out anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it."

It is a safe space after all

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton


"Cake is massively overrated"

Truth. Flour has no place in a dessert.

Replace the flour with ground almonds, though, and it's the difference between woollen tights & nylon stockings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Receiving oral is massively overrated "
as a man I agree. Blowjobs are rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gin is shit."

Ditto!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion "

Because the ones they like don't show up anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion "

This isn’t bumble

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Tit wanks are underrated

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Pineapple does belong on pizza.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Just going to set up the snacks table over here, it’s magical and clairvoyant so has everyone’s favourites and unlimited seats, help yourselves

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it."

Ok, despite the abuse they may get, I reckon for SOME women, part of them enjoys the messages telling them how sexy they are as it makes them feel desirable and probably boosts the hell out their ego. By blocking single men and making the effort to message, not only are they cutting off that sweet, sweet supply of compliments, they also risk messaging a man they like and having them say "sorry, not interested". All of a sudden, that desirability goes from 100 to 0 really quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh shit. He did it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

RIP FH/JB

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hot pics ain’t hot.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women DON’T GET AS MUCH MAIL PER DAY As THEY SAY THEY DO. It only spikes when they put up a status update or post a new photo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alexa, play we need some more girls in here by boy better know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tit wanks are underrated "

I have never had one!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"RIP FH/JB "

I'll embrace the blocks with open arms*

*Crying myself to sleep, considering deleting my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tit wanks are underrated

I have never had one!"

They’re worse than a bj.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Oral, giving and receiving, is underrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These forums are full of moany whingey moaners

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it.

Ok, despite the abuse they may get, I reckon for SOME women, part of them enjoys the messages telling them how sexy they are as it makes them feel desirable and probably boosts the hell out their ego. By blocking single men and making the effort to message, not only are they cutting off that sweet, sweet supply of compliments, they also risk messaging a man they like and having them say "sorry, not interested". All of a sudden, that desirability goes from 100 to 0 really quickly."

*slow clap*

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it.

Ok, despite the abuse they may get, I reckon for SOME women, part of them enjoys the messages telling them how sexy they are as it makes them feel desirable and probably boosts the hell out their ego. By blocking single men and making the effort to message, not only are they cutting off that sweet, sweet supply of compliments, they also risk messaging a man they like and having them say "sorry, not interested". All of a sudden, that desirability goes from 100 to 0 really quickly."

Can’t believe you fell for it….. now your going to be banished…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guy probably knows how to give a better blow job.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"These forums are full of moany whingey moaners"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"RIP FH/JB

I'll embrace the blocks with open arms*

*Crying myself to sleep, considering deleting my profile "

Speak your truth

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon


"Tit wanks are underrated

I have never had one!"

I suggest you get one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We love Joe too much to cancel him I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These forums are full of moany whingey moaners"

Noooooo

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

The smell of the country is disgusting how people enjoy the smell of cowshit il never understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We love Joe too much to cancel him I think"

Baked Beans.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion "

I've blocked everyone for three years and it's been wonderful

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Any guy probably knows how to give a better blow job. "

^^ this is the voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

I've blocked everyone for three years and it's been wonderful "

^ messaged me first too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion).

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

swinging does not really mean you will have an unending supply of play partners that are truthful and honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion)."

Well FINE

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My opinion is that most "unpopular Fab opinions" are either an excuse to be bitchy or stuff that no one will disagree with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion)."

You gotta have the lips for it

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion).

You gotta have the lips for it"
or teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My opinion is that most "unpopular Fab opinions" are either an excuse to be bitchy or stuff that no one will disagree with "

It’s the drama, Mick, I just love it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

I've blocked everyone for three years and it's been wonderful

^ messaged me first too "

Even on your original profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The smell of the country is disgusting how people enjoy the smell of cowshit il never understand"

Sorry this is so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

I've blocked everyone for three years and it's been wonderful

^ messaged me first too

Even on your original profile "

Only way I could get into your box

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion).

Well FINE

"

Ha! You look great Red, you know I have time for your posts. And you.

Never understood lip biting though. In person - hot as fuck. Doesn't translate to photos (for me. For me).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab forums always peak and dip. It's currently in it's dip at the moment.

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion).

You gotta have the lips for itor teeth"

TRUUUU

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Women get a lot of rejection on here.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"The smell of the country is disgusting how people enjoy the smell of cowshit il never understand

Sorry this is so funny "
and they always say how fresh the air smells what they smell it as it comes out wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab forums always peak and dip. It's currently in it's dip at the moment.

F"

Everyone is so boring.

I just wish everyone used meme/ gif references more

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"These forums are full of moany whingey moaners"

This offends me. How very dare you….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab forums always peak and dip. It's currently in it's dip at the moment.

F

Everyone is so boring.

I just wish everyone used meme/ gif references more"

It's all meme, meme, meme with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summers are pants.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"My opinion is that most "unpopular Fab opinions" are either an excuse to be bitchy or stuff that no one will disagree with "

Based

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion "

Actually this is very true. We read loads of forum posts with couples/single females moaning about too many messages etc, our message filters ensure this never happens to us:

Active filters People must be all the following to message you:

Can't be single Female

Can't be single Male

Can't be Male, Female couple

Can't be TV/TS/CD

Can't be Female couple

Can't be Male couple

Can't be newbies (must have been on site for a few days)

Must have public photos on their profile

Must be verified (or photo verified)

Must be site supporters

Must be aged 25 to 60 (if couple, one of them must be that age)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Summers are pants."

This! Feck off with your sunburn and your mozzies and having to clean blackened bbq grills.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Hairy vajajays are sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fray bentos pies are a delicacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Summers are pants."

This feels like a personal attack on my love of the sun

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"We love Joe too much to cancel him I think"

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"Receiving oral is massively overrated as a man I agree. Blowjobs are rubbish"

Dude you are just getting the wrong blowies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Summers are pants.

This feels like a personal attack on my love of the sun"

Not at all Mr Pickle.

I’m happy for everyone who enjoys their summers.

But, the high temperatures and bright sunshine bring about genuine levels of discomfort that make summer a misery for me.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"My opinion is that most "unpopular Fab opinions" are either an excuse to be bitchy or stuff that no one will disagree with

Based on reality "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion)."

I've turned up my hearing aid to warp factor 3 and message received . I do still luv ya though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Receiving oral is massively overrated "

Agreed. So much.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Fray bentos pies are a delicacy"

So are the fray bentos puddings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Receiving oral is massively overrated as a man I agree. Blowjobs are rubbish

Dude you are just getting the wrong blowies "

I genuinely don’t know what’s fun about them. And it’s so awkward looking at the other person I find they feel nice but an unnecessary part of sex- they don’t get me there anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't a professional single male. You just don't want your SO finding out you're on fab.

F

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"Cake is massively overrated"

I like baking, and even I agree with this- by the time I’ve finished buffering around making and decorating a cake for someone’s birthday, I’m sick of the thing and have no desire to eat any of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy. "

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We love Joe too much to cancel him I think

"

Mehhhh, no one’s immune

Joking.

(Probably )

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Why does every potential meet have to be instant. Some of us need time with prior commitments (work) "

Meets? You mean people actually meet? Shocker x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

95% of people you ever meet either in person or online don't want to fuck uku or see you naked.

That's life. Suck it up.

A

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time "

You and me both X

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time "

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion "

Come on spill it, why don't they do that? I certainly won't be offended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We love Joe too much to cancel him I think

Mehhhh, no one’s immune

Joking.

(Probably )"

Cancelling Joe would be like that scene in training day when Denzel is like ‘ok. Alright. You motherfuckers’

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"95% of people you ever meet either in person or online don't want to fuck uku or see you naked.

That's life. Suck it up.

A"

^^ this one, a lot seem to think getting into someone’s dm means they definitely want to fk. Can’t a chat just be a chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"95% of people you ever meet either in person or online don't want to fuck uku or see you naked.

That's life. Suck it up.

A"

Well maybe you but I’m very peng

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"Hot pics ain’t hot.

The mr "

I have to agree- if the hot pics list was based on objectively hot photography, the Knights would never leave the top spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York "

* quietly removes knickers round thighs pic *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"95% of people you ever meet either in person or online don't want to fuck uku or see you naked.

That's life. Suck it up.

A

^^ this one, a lot seem to think getting into someone’s dm means they definitely want to fk. Can’t a chat just be a chat "

Woman: omg I love your forum posts. You’re so funny.

Man: *i think this is flirtation *

*sends dick pic*

Woman:

Man: ?

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"95% of people you ever meet either in person or online don't want to fuck uku or see you naked.

That's life. Suck it up.

A

^^ this one, a lot seem to think getting into someone’s dm means they definitely want to fk. Can’t a chat just be a chat

Woman: omg I love your forum posts. You’re so funny.

Man: *i think this is flirtation *

*sends dick pic*

Woman:

Man: ?"

Every. Damn. Time

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York "

Crikey don’t mention him! Xx

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Foot fetishists are the furries of the swinging world. Everyone likes to make jokes at their expense, but the truth is they aren’t hurting anyone and should be allowed to enjoy their yum without it being yucked on.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York

* quietly removes knickers round thighs pic * "

Don't hate me

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York

* quietly removes knickers round thighs pic * "

Same

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"95% of people you ever meet either in person or online don't want to fuck uku or see you naked.

That's life. Suck it up.

A

^^ this one, a lot seem to think getting into someone’s dm means they definitely want to fk. Can’t a chat just be a chat

Woman: omg I love your forum posts. You’re so funny.

Man: *i think this is flirtation *

*sends dick pic*

Woman:

Man: ?"

Sometimes these things develop through chat. But it's organic not automatic

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York

Crikey don’t mention him! Xx"

It's a nursery rhyme isn't it?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Foot fetishists are the furries of the swinging world. Everyone likes to make jokes at their expense, but the truth is they aren’t hurting anyone and should be allowed to enjoy their yum without it being yucked on."

Agreed

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Testicles are in fact very sexy to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York

* quietly removes knickers round thighs pic *

Don't hate me "

Never

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

Skimpy knickers wrapped around a pair of stilettos?

Gets me every time

Don't get it whatsoever, women in knickers hot, women minus knickers again hot. Half way in-between it's a bit like the grand old duke of York

* quietly removes knickers round thighs pic *

Don't hate me "

I've got a couple of those pictures because people seem to like it. It feels fucking goofy to take

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy. "

But men fully dressed who drop their jeans and boxers and lift up their t-shirt, then take a photo of their limp dick, in the bathroom with the toilet in the background and their wife's toiletries on display are SUPER sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pineapple and mushrooms belong on pizza... specifically MINE! Px

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

But men fully dressed who drop their jeans and boxers and lift up their t-shirt, then take a photo of their limp dick, in the bathroom with the toilet in the background and their wife's toiletries on display are SUPER sexy."

Think most people would agree with that, though to be fair. It appears my dislike of knickers half up/down is definitely an unpopular opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

But men fully dressed who drop their jeans and boxers and lift up their t-shirt, then take a photo of their limp dick, in the bathroom with the toilet in the background and their wife's toiletries on display are SUPER sexy.

Think most people would agree with that, though to be fair. It appears my dislike of knickers half up/down is definitely an unpopular opinion "

Im very happy to see them at the bottom of the hill

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" the notion that anal sex is merely there to fill the awkward hour between evensong and cocktails."

That is actually true.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Knickers on shoes or around ankles or any other variations of the theme are not sexy.

But men fully dressed who drop their jeans and boxers and lift up their t-shirt, then take a photo of their limp dick, in the bathroom with the toilet in the background and their wife's toiletries on display are SUPER sexy."

That always gives me the complete horn

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Men can't take good selfies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men can't take good selfies "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone on the forums has far too much time on their hands. Myself included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone on the forums has far too much time on their hands. Myself included."

Sighhhh. Yup. Hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone on the forums has far too much time on their hands. Myself included.

Sighhhh. Yup. Hate it."

Me too but I can’t keep away.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


" the notion that anal sex is merely there to fill the awkward hour between evensong and cocktails.

That is actually true."

I was sure that’s what that hour was for

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Zzzzzzzz...

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"Men can't take good selfies "

Hurts but it’s true

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Football is shite.

Ant and Dec are wankers.

Barbacues taste like burn shite.

Alcohol taste crap and a waste of time.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"pineapple and mushrooms belong on pizza... specifically MINE! Px "

Only with bacon and jalapeños...

Never just one or the other.

A

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Football is shite.

Ant and Dec are wankers.

Barbacues taste like burn shite.

Alcohol taste crap and a waste of time.

"

to the first three.

The last depends on what you're drinking entirely.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People love to be angry, no matter how much they protest.

#bekindmyarse

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Cake is massively overrated"

So is cheesecake

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By *rofmoriartyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"Gin is shit."

Seconded

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

That every women loves a dick pic and finger blasting

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By *rofmoriartyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Peaky Blinders is cringe and Vaping is ridiculous.

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By *rofmoriartyMan
over a year ago

Nearby

BBQ Sauce is horrible, it tastes like chemicals.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"These forums are full of moany whingey moaners"

^

Hard fact

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

People chat shit on the forums then back track on it

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Prosecco is for chavs

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By *rofmoriartyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"Prosecco is for chavs"

Correct

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We don't know the long term effects of vaping: it's only safer than smoking because we know smoking is diabolical

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By *rofmoriartyMan
over a year ago

Nearby


"We don't know the long term effects of vaping: it's only safer than smoking because we know smoking is diabolical"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stilettos do not belong on a bed. They're just scary when I'm naked

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"People chat shit on the forums then back track on it "

Chat shit get banged

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"People chat shit on the forums then back track on it

Chat shit get banged "

Snitches get stitches

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Cake is massively overrated

I like baking, and even I agree with this- by the time I’ve finished buffering around making and decorating a cake for someone’s birthday, I’m sick of the thing and have no desire to eat any of it."

The best think about baking cake is when you scrape out the mixing bowl after you've put the cake into cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People chat shit on the forums then back track on it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Receiving oral is massively overrated "

You hit the nail on the head. Sorry, but not sorry...I find it boring, it does nothing to me

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"We love Joe too much to cancel him I think

Mehhhh, no one’s immune

Joking.

(Probably )"

Red!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Prosecco is for chavs"

*puts hand up*

Chav and proud

Love it with fresh orange as I peel the spuds on Christmas Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People chat shit on the forums then back track on it

Chat shit get banged "

Banged in the back track...?

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"Good.

Tell me your unpopular fab opinions. This is a safe space "

Men get more messages than women.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Those that use the forums are essentially socially awkward nerds who don’t get out much irl and are thus playing out a virtual social life.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Prosecco is for chavs"

Guess I’m a chav as well now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prosecco is for chavs

Guess I’m a chav as well now then "

Do you dress like a chav? Nice leggings

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Prosecco is for chavs

Guess I’m a chav as well now then

Do you dress like a chav? Nice leggings "

Dunno you tell me?

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton


"Cake is massively overrated

So is cheesecake "

Cheesecake can swing both ways. Tasteless stodge to the culinary glory of a burnt Basque cheesecake and its close relations.

Agree on the barbecue sauce comment. Less a condiment, more a crime scene.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Prosecco is for chavs

Guess I’m a chav as well now then

Do you dress like a chav? Nice leggings

Dunno you tell me?"

Are you from Maidstone

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Anyone who mentions 'popcorn' on a thread or 'pulling up a chair' has no interesting contribution to make. Today (only), that includes me

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Anyone that has "beard" in their username makes me think that's their entire personality.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Prosecco is for chavs

Guess I’m a chav as well now then

Do you dress like a chav? Nice leggings

Dunno you tell me?

Are you from Maidstone "

Nope x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Prosecco is for chavs

Guess I’m a chav as well now then

Do you dress like a chav? Nice leggings

Dunno you tell me?

Are you from Maidstone

Nope x"

Where the best chavs come from x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone that has "beard" in their username makes me think that's their entire personality."

I couldn't understand why you'd said this, so I checked. There are hundreds of them

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Anyone that has "beard" in their username makes me think that's their entire personality.

I couldn't understand why you'd said this, so I checked. There are hundreds of them "

It's an epidemic, right?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it.

Ok, despite the abuse they may get, I reckon for SOME women, part of them enjoys the messages telling them how sexy they are as it makes them feel desirable and probably boosts the hell out their ego. By blocking single men and making the effort to message, not only are they cutting off that sweet, sweet supply of compliments, they also risk messaging a man they like and having them say "sorry, not interested". All of a sudden, that desirability goes from 100 to 0 really quickly."

Who are you and what have you done with that sweet, kind boy we know?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it.

Ok, despite the abuse they may get, I reckon for SOME women, part of them enjoys the messages telling them how sexy they are as it makes them feel desirable and probably boosts the hell out their ego. By blocking single men and making the effort to message, not only are they cutting off that sweet, sweet supply of compliments, they also risk messaging a man they like and having them say "sorry, not interested". All of a sudden, that desirability goes from 100 to 0 really quickly."

I DO block all categories, not just single men. I would say throughout the years of being on here before doing that, I would probably count about 3 messages as actual compliments . Searching myself however is mostly futile because search results give me 10 pages of blank profiles and I'm still only up to those who have been online in the past 20 minutes. So instead I just post shite

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Everyone on the forums has far too much time on their hands. Myself included.

Sighhhh. Yup. Hate it."

Hard relate.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it.

Ok, despite the abuse they may get, I reckon for SOME women, part of them enjoys the messages telling them how sexy they are as it makes them feel desirable and probably boosts the hell out their ego. By blocking single men and making the effort to message, not only are they cutting off that sweet, sweet supply of compliments, they also risk messaging a man they like and having them say "sorry, not interested". All of a sudden, that desirability goes from 100 to 0 really quickly.

Who are you and what have you done with that sweet, kind boy we know?"

He's not wrong though is he.

Mind you. In the name of equality there are plenty of couples and guys guilty of similar tactics too. They post status updates complimenting their last meet and regaling what great times they've had on their profiles and in forum threads, but always seem to avoid ever posting verifications.

Much like the 'been here before/know the score/ had logs of veris but lost them' BS Fab life is full of tactical play and misdirection.

A

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Those that use the forums are essentially socially awkward nerds who don’t get out much irl and are thus playing out a virtual social life. "

This is an unpopular opinion? This is pretty much my profile text

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Anyone that has "beard" in their username makes me think that's their entire personality."

Lacey_Beard has a ring to it

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

Type it. Go on Joe, say fuck it and just type it.

Ok, despite the abuse they may get, I reckon for SOME women, part of them enjoys the messages telling them how sexy they are as it makes them feel desirable and probably boosts the hell out their ego. By blocking single men and making the effort to message, not only are they cutting off that sweet, sweet supply of compliments, they also risk messaging a man they like and having them say "sorry, not interested". All of a sudden, that desirability goes from 100 to 0 really quickly.

Who are you and what have you done with that sweet, kind boy we know?"

Blame Meli! It was her fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that use the forums are essentially socially awkward nerds who don’t get out much irl and are thus playing out a virtual social life. "

Railed in a sundress season soon

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Anyone that has "beard" in their username makes me think that's their entire personality.

Lacey_Beard has a ring to it "

It's what you're gonna be saved in my phone as if I ever had your number

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Anyone that has "beard" in their username makes me think that's their entire personality.

Lacey_Beard has a ring to it

It's what you're gonna be saved in my phone as if I ever had your number "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lip biting doesn't look sexy in photos (in my opinion, once more for those in the back, in my opinion).

You gotta have the lips for it"

We don’t see many lip biting post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People chat shit on the forums then back track on it "

Just tell them- catch me outside. How bouh tha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those that use the forums are essentially socially awkward nerds who don’t get out much irl and are thus playing out a virtual social life. "

Well, Estella, I am not this. And that’s why I simply don’t belong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone on the forums has far too much time on their hands. Myself included."

I hate you

Congrats on UCL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gin is shit."

Definitely not, I've just had a big glass and I'm feeling very merry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok it’s late enough to give my opinions now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Banging from the forum is more common than people think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Going into a thread about a famous person to say ‘Who is that’ Is not a personality. Not knowing pop culture or pop culture references is not a personality trait Stop trying to make it one. .

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Women that moan about the amount of shit messages they get have an easy solution. Block all men and message the ones they like. The reason they don't do that? Now that WOULD be an unpopular opinion

This isn’t bumble "

lol@bumble

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Those that use the forums are essentially socially awkward nerds who don’t get out much irl and are thus playing out a virtual social life.

Well, Estella, I am not this. And that’s why I simply don’t belong

"

Snap.

Let’s run away together.

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