FabSwingers.com forum: Old age is........

By *illan-Killash OP Man
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Old age is when you sit down to watch a film after 8.30pm and it becomes a 2 night mini series.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say right before moving anywhere.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I did that last night, started the quiz at 8.30pm and fell asleep in the middle of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age is a privilege denied to many.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Old age is a privilege denied to many."

Love this.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When the thought of going out 2 nights in a row seems daunting. We have been working a lot though so maybe ask us in a month's time.

Oh the joys of getting older

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

its just gooddddddddddddddddd

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Old age is a privilege denied to many."

So very true, neither of my parents reached old age.

I must be very privileged having made it as far as I have.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Old age is waking up to a sunny day and thinking how much washing can I get done and dried today

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is not something I worry about.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A good time is having a bath and getting into bed before 10pm.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Older age is lovely especially if you're retired.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"When you say right before moving anywhere."

In that case I've always been old

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

being more comfortable in who you are. Or giving less of a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age is when you get up off your chair to an accompanying groan out loud as you rise up.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

When your memories from 20 years ago feel like they were from yesterday...

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

When some young git says " oh I love this tune, so an so is an amazing song writer".

BUT U CAN REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say right before moving anywhere.

In that case I've always been old"

Right.

I’m off then

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Old age is discovering aches, pains and discomfort in muscles you never knew existed?!!

I know, I'll be 68 tomorrow!!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Its a 3 part mini series for me,

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Old age is still thinking Teslas sound a bit like milk floats.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Old age is still thinking Teslas sound a bit like milk floats."

And look like them

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

gretna

When getting out of a chair sounds like a domino display !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say whatever the fuck you want and get away with it because you are old.

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By *rdimpsMan
over a year ago

Hull

When you get up during the night four times for a piss.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Three rules of old age;

Never walk past a toilet.

Never waste an election.

Never trust a fart.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Old age is when you sit down to watch a film after 8.30pm and it becomes a 2 night mini series.....

When sit down and fall asleep on sofa

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Old age is anyone over 54 who says damnit I'm not budging

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

They say your as old as the woman you feel.

So I felt up this 21y old in town on Saturday.

Won't make that mistake again.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Three rules of old age;

Never walk past a toilet.

Never waste an election.

Never trust a fart."

When autocarrot and cataracts bugger up a perfectly good gag.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"When getting out of a chair sounds like a domino display !

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And using your Zimmer to try navigate all those broken coffee tables.

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

When you ache for 3 days after exercise lol

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Old age is like being a hedgehog. !!! Not even a jack russle would hump a hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending more money on bird seed for the garden than your own snacks

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Never having to say you're sorry

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

Being my 20 year old self but with more experience and knowledge.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Being able to afford any amount of sweets and cakes and no one can stop you eating them but not wanting to.

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Old age is a bstard, every thing you do takes twice as long and hurts twice as much

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not being able to get anywhere near your toes to cut your nails

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Not being able to get anywhere near your toes to cut your nails

*Relateable......

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just round the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inevitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cigar

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

… staring my right in the face!

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Is not for sissies!!

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Old age is an opportunity not to be wasted.

If you can. Do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sound like you’ve just lifted the stack at the gym, but only got off the sofa to make a brew

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"When you say right before moving anywhere."

Oh crumbs! I just realised I do this a lot!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Is not for sissies!!"

I am a sissie and I feel old!

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

When you browse Fab and think the 50 year old ladies look like young hotties

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By *vilsluggMan
over a year ago

Old age is when you feel younger than your years but you hips/knees say otherwise

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

For the sake of completeness:

Before crouching down to tie your shoelaces, thinking what else you can do while your down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age is saving money for the future then realizing this is the future so spending it quickly.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Not as bad as I thought it would be

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Planning when you can fit a nap in, during the day.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Old age is forgetting what were...

fuck

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Suddenly remembering what you were going to say but forgetting why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say right before moving anywhere."

this is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age is a privilege but not keen on living past 80 tbh

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Forgetting when you've already said something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, then forgetting why you are in there.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Noticing hip pain on the leg press or towards the end of a long walk…

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Planning when you can fit a nap in, during the day."

Moving on to ….

planning your day around the time you usually take a nap.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"Planning when you can fit a nap in, during the day.

Moving on to ….

planning your day around the time you usually take a nap. "

This is actually one of the things about being old I’m looking forward too being able to nap whenever you want multiple times a day

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

When women say ahh bless……I’ll show you bloody ahh bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women say ahh bless……I’ll show you bloody ahh bless"

Wait

i say that

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"When women say ahh bless……I’ll show you bloody ahh bless"

I had a mate who would say that all the time despite the rest of us telling him women normally say it and to pack it in

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

forgetting when you've already said something

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"forgetting when you've already said something"

Knowing you’ve said something but forgetting what it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old age is a privilege denied to many."

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By *ackblob7Man
over a year ago

near you

Old age is sexy

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Old age is a privilege but not keen on living past 80 tbh"

The 80s are not quite as I expected, but hey it is anothe year in your life so keep plugging away at it, my target is 99. I am 83% there.

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