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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my wife bent over with her head in the washing machine. Anyone who has ever watched porn knows exactly what this means so I walked over and put my hand on her arse…

She kicked me, called me a pervert and told me to fuck off.

What things have happened to you that turned out to be too good to be true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my wife bent over with her head in the washing machine. Anyone who has ever watched porn knows exactly what this means so I walked over and put my hand on her arse…

She kicked me, called me a pervert and told me to fuck off.

What things have happened to you that turned out to be too good to be true?"

Haha go on fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sex in general. Pretty rubbish that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth was her head in the washing machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never seen those porn scenarios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth was her head in the washing machine? "

She was stuck and needed help, obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to you, it’s a bottom that shouldn’t be ignored if presented towards your gaze.

If you’d ignored it, you’d get “don’t ya fancy us any more?”

Rock n hard place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sex in general. Pretty rubbish that. "

Me too late, me too

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Obviously it’s your wife not your step sister. That was your mistake

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my wife bent over with her head in the washing machine. Anyone who has ever watched porn knows exactly what this means so I walked over and put my hand on her arse…

She kicked me, called me a pervert and told me to fuck off.

What things have happened to you that turned out to be too good to be true?

Haha go on fella "

Now I’m horny with sore shins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why on earth was her head in the washing machine? "

Apparently it was making a funny noise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair to you, it’s a bottom that shouldn’t be ignored if presented towards your gaze.

If you’d ignored it, you’d get “don’t ya fancy us any more?”

Rock n hard place. "

We can’t win.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Why on earth was her head in the washing machine?

Apparently it was making a funny noise."

Did you make a funny noise when she booted you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously it’s your wife not your step sister. That was your mistake

Marc"

Porn has a lot to answer for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why on earth was her head in the washing machine?

Apparently it was making a funny noise.

Did you make a funny noise when she booted you "

Just a little yelp and maybe hopped around for a second or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth was her head in the washing machine?

Apparently it was making a funny noise."

Her head or the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should just have asked if you're able to help her with a full load....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violence and bad language plus a knackered washing machine- time to change both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why on earth was her head in the washing machine?

Apparently it was making a funny noise.

Her head or the washing machine "

He head is always making a funny noise. She never stops talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should just have asked if you're able to help her with a full load.... "

I’m not that smooth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Violence and bad language plus a knackered washing machine- time to change both. "

The newer model seems expensive

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why on earth was her head in the washing machine?

She was stuck and needed help, obviously!

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It's a common theme I think. I saw a film once where a women had her head stuck under the grill. It took 5 shiny red helmets to carry her to her bed, shake her back to life then hose her down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Violence and bad language plus a knackered washing machine- time to change both.

The newer model seems expensive "

lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr - My partner at that time was going through a phase of trying her hand at all sorts of breaking gender stereotype things like carpentry, masonry, auto mechanics, and various other things. One day she had a friend over helping her with the current car project. We had played with this friend a couple of times in the past and it was going to be likely that evening as well and this friend liked spontaneous sexual advances. I come home, see the legs sticking out from under the chassis, they look like said friend's legs, said legs are bare in a short skirt with knickers in full view laying on a car creeper. Being the cheeky little shit I am I immediately slide the fabric to the side and put my tongue to work. The noises were extremely positive until the great whack across my upturned ass. I spun round to see my partner and the friend standing there! It was the partner's sister under the car... The fact I had just been eating her little sister was not what got me the whack, it was not clearing it with her first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my wife bent over with her head in the washing machine. Anyone who has ever watched porn knows exactly what this means so I walked over and put my hand on her arse…

She kicked me, called me a pervert and told me to fuck off.

What things have happened to you that turned out to be too good to be true?"

That's odd. Your wife has never reacted like that to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr - My partner at that time was going through a phase of trying her hand at all sorts of breaking gender stereotype things like carpentry, masonry, auto mechanics, and various other things. One day she had a friend over helping her with the current car project. We had played with this friend a couple of times in the past and it was going to be likely that evening as well and this friend liked spontaneous sexual advances. I come home, see the legs sticking out from under the chassis, they look like said friend's legs, said legs are bare in a short skirt with knickers in full view laying on a car creeper. Being the cheeky little shit I am I immediately slide the fabric to the side and put my tongue to work. The noises were extremely positive until the great whack across my upturned ass. I spun round to see my partner and the friend standing there! It was the partner's sister under the car... The fact I had just been eating her little sister was not what got me the whack, it was not clearing it with her first "

My car needs an MOT if you’ve still got her sisters number

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my wife bent over with her head in the washing machine. Anyone who has ever watched porn knows exactly what this means so I walked over and put my hand on her arse…

She kicked me, called me a pervert and told me to fuck off.

What things have happened to you that turned out to be too good to be true?

That's odd. Your wife has never reacted like that to me "

And she never will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just walked into the kitchen to find my wife bent over with her head in the washing machine. Anyone who has ever watched porn knows exactly what this means so I walked over and put my hand on her arse…

She kicked me, called me a pervert and told me to fuck off.

What things have happened to you that turned out to be too good to be true?

Haha go on fella

Now I’m horny with sore shins "

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