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By *irty Rascal OP   Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Have any women felt the urge to seduce the man at the door or a repair man after inviting him in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No - because one day I may need to ask him back to actually repair something without being distracted!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

No because every repair man I've ever has is old, slow and takes long enough to get anything done without me putting him off. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, and working on the postman now. He keeps catching me nearly naked, or with just a towel around me.

Not sure whether it's a good idea to shit on my doorstep though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, and working on the postman now. He keeps catching me nearly naked, or with just a towel around me.

Not sure whether it's a good idea to shit on my doorstep though!"

Is your toilet broken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i had terrible thoughts when my sky repair man came. I did flirt a little but he was saved by the presence of my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, and working on the postman now. He keeps catching me nearly naked, or with just a towel around me.

Not sure whether it's a good idea to shit on my doorstep though!

Is your toilet broken?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because every repair man I've ever has is old, slow and takes long enough to get anything done without me putting him off. X"

Ever had ....... So far

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"No because every repair man I've ever has is old, slow and takes long enough to get anything done without me putting him off. X

Ever had ....... So far"

Are you flirting with me Dave?! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an electrician I visit many homes throughout the course of my working week but I've either not been flirted with or been too stupid to read the signals. Probably just as well as I'm married!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because every repair man I've ever has is old, slow and takes long enough to get anything done without me putting him off. X

Ever had ....... So far

Are you flirting with me Dave?! Xx "

No ...... Fancy a fuck ??

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I used to deliver to ppls homes and would get hit on quite often. Itd be rude not to take up a few of what was on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did door-to-door sales for various companies over about 6 years, and lost count of the number of times I ended up in a customer's bed

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"No because every repair man I've ever has is old, slow and takes long enough to get anything done without me putting him off. X

Ever had ....... So far

Are you flirting with me Dave?! Xx

No ...... Fancy a fuck ?? "

Sure!! When you free??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all the years I went to customers homes I never had the come on.......... Or don't think I had.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a gardener never had any women come onto me

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"I used to deliver to ppls homes and would get hit on quite often. Itd be rude not to take up a few of what was on offer "
i deliver to peoples homes as well and do get hit on alot but wouldnt ever take up an offer after a collegue ot accused of rape by a lady who felt guity the day after cost him everything job house wife everything even tho he was eventualy he was aquited not worth it for a quick fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit sorry about ur mate sounds awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to deliver to ppls homes and would get hit on quite often. Itd be rude not to take up a few of what was on offer i deliver to peoples homes as well and do get hit on alot but wouldnt ever take up an offer after a collegue ot accused of rape by a lady who felt guity the day after cost him everything job house wife everything even tho he was eventualy he was aquited not worth it for a quick fuck"

I think what cost him his job, wife, house etc was him putting his cock somewhere he shouldn't have been. If he'd refused the offer he wouldn't have had to admit to having sex with her to escape the more serious rape charge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was tempted by a charity collector a few months back! He knew what I was thinking cos he started getting all flustered and bothered and said I was making him lose concentration!

If Jonny had been home that boy may have been our first play at home!

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to deliver to ppls homes and would get hit on quite often. Itd be rude not to take up a few of what was on offer i deliver to peoples homes as well and do get hit on alot but wouldnt ever take up an offer after a collegue ot accused of rape by a lady who felt guity the day after cost him everything job house wife everything even tho he was eventualy he was aquited not worth it for a quick fuck"

there really are some spiteful bastards about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to deliver to ppls homes and would get hit on quite often. Itd be rude not to take up a few of what was on offer i deliver to peoples homes as well and do get hit on alot but wouldnt ever take up an offer after a collegue ot accused of rape by a lady who felt guity the day after cost him everything job house wife everything even tho he was eventualy he was aquited not worth it for a quick fuck

I think what cost him his job, wife, house etc was him putting his cock somewhere he shouldn't have been. If he'd refused the offer he wouldn't have had to admit to having sex with her to escape the more serious rape charge."

I think that's what he was saying - he never said he lost it all because he was accused of rape, just that he got found out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you really have to be careful if you run the company as i do incase they report you to the press

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

It can be quite risky but thats half the thrill. Women can shout rape whether you do anything or not. Its just unfortunate when shit sticks. I had two women invite me in the other night I declined for various reasons. I thought about it later and decided Id quite like to try one of them. I got threatened by the police seems one was 14 but it was them hitting on me

Im so glad now I didnt go in

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

It would never cross my mind to play with the help. I'm usually fucked by what they charge anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 15, the man from Hotpoint (I think!) who used to come and repair my Mum's washing machine tried to convince me that training to his job would be a 'good career choice for a handsome young lad like you'.....

Being 15, naive and stupid, I didn't listen to him, and only found out what he as driving at when I bumped into an old school friend about 5-6 years later who was by then a washing machine repair man, who told me about the 'fringe benefits' of his chosen career...... Damn!

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

I used to deliver furniture to folks houses all over the country on behalf of M&S, Next, BHS and a couple of others. When assembling beds for the customer the conversation would often take on double meanings and get quite suggestive. I never took the opportunity though, always worried about any possible second thoughts later on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was about 15, the man from Hotpoint (I think!) who used to come and repair my Mum's washing machine tried to convince me that training to his job would be a 'good career choice for a handsome young lad like you'.....

Being 15, naive and stupid, I didn't listen to him, and only found out what he as driving at when I bumped into an old school friend about 5-6 years later who was by then a washing machine repair man, who told me about the 'fringe benefits' of his chosen career...... Damn!

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aren't there any "fringe benefits" in your current job then ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only fringe benefit i got from a customer was an out of date can of and some out of date chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was about 15, the man from Hotpoint (I think!) who used to come and repair my Mum's washing machine tried to convince me that training to his job would be a 'good career choice for a handsome young lad like you'.....

Being 15, naive and stupid, I didn't listen to him, and only found out what he as driving at when I bumped into an old school friend about 5-6 years later who was by then a washing machine repair man, who told me about the 'fringe benefits' of his chosen career...... Damn!

aren't there any "fringe benefits" in your current job then ........ "

Is he a hairdresser ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was about 15, the man from Hotpoint (I think!) who used to come and repair my Mum's washing machine tried to convince me that training to his job would be a 'good career choice for a handsome young lad like you'.....

Being 15, naive and stupid, I didn't listen to him, and only found out what he as driving at when I bumped into an old school friend about 5-6 years later who was by then a washing machine repair man, who told me about the 'fringe benefits' of his chosen career...... Damn!

aren't there any "fringe benefits" in your current job then ........ "

Now that would be telling..... and Crackling's gonna read this!!! Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was about 15, the man from Hotpoint (I think!) who used to come and repair my Mum's washing machine tried to convince me that training to his job would be a 'good career choice for a handsome young lad like you'.....

Being 15, naive and stupid, I didn't listen to him, and only found out what he as driving at when I bumped into an old school friend about 5-6 years later who was by then a washing machine repair man, who told me about the 'fringe benefits' of his chosen career...... Damn!

aren't there any "fringe benefits" in your current job then ........

Is he a hairdresser ?? "

Cheeky!! And no, I am not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because every repair man I've ever has is old, slow and takes long enough to get anything done without me putting him off. X"

ha! Same here x

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Yep, and working on the postman now. He keeps catching me nearly naked, or with just a towel around me.

Not sure whether it's a good idea to shit on my doorstep though!

Is your toilet broken?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a London Cabbie it wouldn't surprise you to know they I often get offered a BJ or sex in return for the fare.

I don't like to offend so I normally say "we'll that won't pay my bills will it"

Sometimes the passenger can be quite insistent so I have to be quite forceful and say something like "sorry mate I'm not gay"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would never cross my mind to play with the help. I'm usually fucked by what they charge anyway!

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Great!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a London Cabbie it wouldn't surprise you to know they I often get offered a BJ or sex in return for the fare.

I don't like to offend so I normally say "we'll that won't pay my bills will it"

Sometimes the passenger can be quite insistent so I have to be quite forceful and say something like "sorry mate I'm not gay" "

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not had that from any of my male passengers.... yet. Been offered some white powdery stuff in a nice little clear plastic bag on occasion though.... !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do people not want to pay for cabs anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a London Cabbie it wouldn't surprise you to know they I often get offered a BJ or sex in return for the fare.

I don't like to offend so I normally say "we'll that won't pay my bills will it"

Sometimes the passenger can be quite insistent so I have to be quite forceful and say something like "sorry mate I'm not gay"

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not had that from any of my male passengers.... yet. Been offered some white powdery stuff in a nice little clear plastic bag on occasion though.... !!!

"

Johnson & Johnson ( other talcum powder brands are available ) are taking this minimal packaging drive a bit far

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Yep, and working on the postman now. He keeps catching me nearly naked, or with just a towel around me.

Not sure whether it's a good idea to shit on my doorstep though!"
would love to be your postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a London Cabbie it wouldn't surprise you to know they I often get offered a BJ or sex in return for the fare.

I don't like to offend so I normally say "we'll that won't pay my bills will it"

Sometimes the passenger can be quite insistent so I have to be quite forceful and say something like "sorry mate I'm not gay"

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not had that from any of my male passengers.... yet. Been offered some white powdery stuff in a nice little clear plastic bag on occasion though.... !!!

"

It happens quite often. Maybe it says more about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a London Cabbie it wouldn't surprise you to know they I often get offered a BJ or sex in return for the fare.

I don't like to offend so I normally say "we'll that won't pay my bills will it"

Sometimes the passenger can be quite insistent so I have to be quite forceful and say something like "sorry mate I'm not gay"

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not had that from any of my male passengers.... yet. Been offered some white powdery stuff in a nice little clear plastic bag on occasion though.... !!!

It happens quite often. Maybe it says more about me.

"

I'm glad you reached that conclusion on your own...... Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No - because one day I may need to ask him back to actually repair something without being distracted!"

Same for me if we have called someone round there is a fault we can't wait to have fixed and that's the priority.

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By *irty Rascal OP   Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"No - because one day I may need to ask him back to actually repair something without being distracted!

Same for me if we have called someone round there is a fault we can't wait to have fixed and that's the priority. "

"felt the urge" no one said you had to shag their brains out...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads sexist , we need hot gorgeous sexy repair ladies across the country now !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got me thinking now about what to do when sky man comes next week, they tend to be youngish , roll on next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if it counts but the window cleaner was very easily seduced, cheeky sod even came back saying he'd forgot his £3

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