FabSwingers.com forum: Rats

By *exy fireman OP Man
over a year ago

essex

just shat myself. was out running this morning when a massive rat ran in front of me, literally ran over my feet!

am i a wimp for shitting myself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes you feel better the rat probably shit itself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your username accurate?

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By *exy fireman OP Man
over a year ago

essex

"Is your username accurate?"

yes it is, and i think i know where this is going!!!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I hate rats nasty thing n disease ridden.

It was probably more shock than fear buddy. You should have done your best

James Cagney impersonation "you dirrtty rat" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just shat myself. was out running this morning when a massive rat ran in front of me, literally ran over my feet!

am i a wimp for shitting myself ?"

Hope you're never called out to my house to put a fire out. You won't go in lol

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By *exy fireman OP Man
over a year ago

essex

"If it makes you feel better the rat probably shit itself too

i doubt it, you didn't see the size of it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your username accurate?

yes it is, and i think i know where this is going!!! "

I was going to say who cares if you're scared of rats? You save lives

Although if what you were thinking is funnier, I'd like to change it to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happened to me a few years ago when i thought i had it trapped behind my shed. I just started running around screaming for a few minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your username accurate?

yes it is, and i think i know where this is going!!!

I was going to say who cares if you're scared of rats? You save lives

Although if what you were thinking is funnier, I'd like to change it to that."

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By *exy fireman OP Man
over a year ago

essex

i never exaggerate but it was as big as a baby elephant!!

ps, have i ever told you that I've a 14 inches? (?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats don't bother me.. my pet rats were HUGE.. used to love the fact they would scare the bejesus out of visitors..

as they didnt have a cage..

However wild rats can be nasty at times...

Cali

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Wow that big it must be the one the chinkies have missed

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By *exy fireman OP Man
over a year ago

essex

"just shat myself. was out running this morning when a massive rat ran in front of me, literally ran over my feet!

am i a wimp for shitting myself ?

Hope you're never called out to my house to put a fire out. You won't go in lol

that's the funny thing, have done some silly things in the past and will do again if needed, was even threatened with disciplinary action for putting myself in unnecessary danger for trying to save a baby years ago! but rats? sod that!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Rats don't bother me.. my pet rats were HUGE.. used to love the fact they would scare the bejesus out of visitors..

as they didnt have a cage..

However wild rats can be nasty at times...

Cali "

I had pet rats! 2 boys! Loved them. Best pets I've ever had. So friendly. Cried my eyes out when they died x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd still be a gibbering blob in the snow ............ not my thing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i never exaggerate but it was as big as a baby elephant!!

ps, have i ever told you that I've a 14 inches? (?

Don't tell Tesco's they grow that big or they may end up in their burgers!!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"just shat myself. was out running this morning when a massive rat ran in front of me, literally ran over my feet!

am i a wimp for shitting myself ?"

Yup...You're a man who runs into burning buildings and you're scared of a rat...You should try being a single female on here, there are dozens of them...

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By *exy fireman OP Man
over a year ago

essex

"I'd still be a gibbering blob in the snow ............ not my thing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had pet rats! 2 boys! Loved them. Best pets I've ever had. So friendly. Cried my eyes out when they died x"

I had them till a few years ago..So friendly and so clever.. Loved taking them out and about

On the tube when I was a teenager I found I always got a seat with one of them in my hood..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Its ok, I shat myself opening the curtains this morning and thought there was someone stood watching me... It was the snowman my little one built saturday and I forgot about it

However, pet rats I love, the wild ones bleughhhh cant even imagine where theyve been!

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By *exy fireman OP Man
over a year ago

essex

"Its ok, I shat myself opening the curtains this morning and thought there was someone stood watching me... It was the snowman my little one built saturday and I forgot about it

now that is fucking funny! for a minute i was going to call you a wimp! but i had better not!! x

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