FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your favourite excuse

By *imply Dee OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

to end up a telephone conversation?

Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I normally just say bye if I’m honest. Or I’m going now bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to go make a cuppa

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By *imply Dee OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I normally just say bye if I’m honest. Or I’m going now bye

Oh perfect! I wish it was that easy! It won’t work with my opponent I’m afraid

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Just got to the gym/shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! I’m tragic.

I can’t remember the last time I had to answer any phone call.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"to end up a telephone conversation?

Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."

Sorry, there's someone at the door.

Sorry, the dog has just bought in a live pigeon and I need to stop it eating it.

Sorry, I really need a shit and it echoes in the downstairs loo.

Sorry, I can smell burning - I need to call the fire brigade.

Sorry, must dash - Henry Cavill just arrived for a threesome.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Somebody at the door if I'm at home.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Busting for a wee is always a good one. Perfectly natural and believable, and unreasonable for them to delay you.

Or a colossal plop.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Someone at the door

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Say the Amazon delivery has just arrived.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I normally just say bye if I’m honest. Or I’m going now bye

Oh perfect! I wish it was that easy! It won’t work with my opponent I’m afraid

Give it a whirl. It’s very liberating

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I'm bored now, I will call you..on xx day.

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"to end up a telephone conversation?

Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."

Depends on context of conversation. But I’ve got a meeting scheduled and I can’t be late works.

Appointments that you can’t miss.

I’ve been known to say sorry I have nothing further to add right now I’m off bye and literally end the call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can you please call me back after I’ve snapped this one off? It’s taking a bit of effort to shift”

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By *imply Dee OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I normally just say bye if I’m honest. Or I’m going now bye

Oh perfect! I wish it was that easy! It won’t work with my opponent I’m afraid

Give it a whirl. It’s very liberating

I might, actually. Some great ideas here but this one will actually go along with my new found attitude of not giving a single fuck.

Thanks LB

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"Busting for a wee is always a good one. Perfectly natural and believable, and unreasonable for them to delay you.

Or a colossal plop."

Haha good idea

Similarly without saying owt took a piss once while on phone to a mate and he heard it got angry told me I was a disgusting fucking pig and hung up

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I normally just say "You're boring me now I'm going"!

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I have a fart machine and let it rip

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Busting for a wee is always a good one. Perfectly natural and believable, and unreasonable for them to delay you.

Or a colossal plop.

Haha good idea

Similarly without saying owt took a piss once while on phone to a mate and he heard it got angry told me I was a disgusting fucking pig and hung up "

Was it on face time?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The other trick to learn is how to make noises in your mouth that sound like static or you losing a signal.

Google 'old Norman Collier' sketches for tips on how to convincingly stutter as if you're losing connection....and then just hang up.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"to end up a telephone conversation?

Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."

“Ok, I’m bored now” then laugh like I’m teasing and then say bye and end the call.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I normally just say bye if I’m honest. Or I’m going now bye

Oh perfect! I wish it was that easy! It won’t work with my opponent I’m afraid

Give it a whirl. It’s very liberating

I might, actually. Some great ideas here but this one will actually go along with my new found attitude of not giving a single fuck.

Thanks LB

You’re welcome beautiful. My fucks given have been zero for a very long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids need me. Who can say no to that.

It's actually true 99% of the time. So a good excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to let you go, as I've taken up enough of your time". Works a treat

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Airplane mode your phone, they’ll think your signal was cut - not your fault

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By *imply Dee OP Woman
over a year ago

Wherever

""I am going to let you go, as I've taken up enough of your time". Works a treat

Pure genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A simple….. ‘ right gotta go, catch ya later, bye bye bye bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I am going to let you go, as I've taken up enough of your time". Works a treat

Pure genius."

You have to quickly close with "speak to you soon" as the other person might drop the "I'm in no rush" bombshell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to end up a telephone conversation?

Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."

If is the same usual suspect :

Just kill the call as you answer to it :

Hi , u ok ? Quick , Quick cause I’m in a worry running late …

U alright ? Cant really talk right now …. But quick … what’s up ?

And there u brake his / hers legs even before start going on one

If starts picking ….

U need say : “ I’m terribly sorry , I gotta go “

U need to be cold blood , cruel , and u can’t let yourslef feel bad

Some people glue you to the phone and absorb all your energy into their attention need

Is a forceful abuse , u need to protect yourself

No husband , no lover , no caring person as the rights to touch your freedom

And if that person respects you and loves you will happily let u go n catch u later

Or wait til u get back to him / her

Don’t feel bad to hang up

My Nan used to Drain my mum ( her own daughter )

Sleiving her on the phone , moaning about her 1000 diseases and illnesses n depressive abuse .

My poor mum , in agony on the phone , want to go but can’t cause wants to be a good daughter and be there for her mum ….

It hurts me , to see that evil old bitch torturing her own daughter like that

Everyday . For hours . Is sick

My father is another prick

Sleiving her to the marriage

I do t n ow how she coop up with all that shit

I runned away when I was 20

Hit the road with the raving convoys all way around europe n never came back

Toxic .

U can. It let people

Consume you

Do t feel bad .

Be cold blood and say :

I gotta go now . Bye . Laters x x

I never feel bad when someone does that to me

With respect u let the other side go

Easy

Do t worry . Is not offensive

U don’t need excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bored now, I will call you..on xx day."

This is only when you think it's a possibility

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By *aleakalaMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I need to get off the phone now, talk to you later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter will ring 40,000 times, leave a WhatsApp, & a text to stare 'it's an emergency!!!'... I'll ring back to find out the cat looked 'weird' having a shit

She's nearly 25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter will ring 40,000 times, leave a WhatsApp, & a text to stare 'it's an emergency!!!'... I'll ring back to find out the cat looked 'weird' having a shit

She's nearly 25

I'll add she lives in her own home, with 3 young children... She'll still phone me at work, on a daily basis with this kinda bull crap

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im bored now so im off

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

Be honest and say you can't stay long on the phone as you got things to do.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I also like saying btw does your phone do this?

Red button

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Literally “ right I’m going, see you later. “ hang up.

If it’s the mrs I’ll throw an “ I love you “ in there.

The mr

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

If its this early in the morning I have to feed the cats.

Mind you they are like teenagers, feed them then don't see them for the rest of the day

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"right I'm off,got to go, you're boring me, bye ".

Any one of these three'll get the job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually there’s someone at the door works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my Iguana has escaped and I need to find him.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Ring your own doorbell or knock on a table, then say “gotta go, someone’s at the door.”

Or just never answer the phone in the first place, it’s 2023, why aren’t they WhatsApping you?!??

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

My battery is only at 95% sorry *puts phone down

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I don't answer it, unless I really want to talk to them

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Mr is actually really crap at this, he will carry on talking as he feels awkward. Myself on the other hand, I just say "gotta go, bye for now".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say “right I need to go” I’m not actually going anywhere, I just want them to stop talking

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I just preempt the ending by saying I need to go soon. It tends to save it feeling abrupt.

That's if I see it as a conversation to be continued.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I knew someone who used to go and ring her door bell then say

"Got to go, there's someone at the door"

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Have you noticed how no one in films even says goodbye? They just hang up!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Just end the call mid sentence then text to say "sorry service has dropped out"

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not today darling I've got wind

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Just say your battery is about to die and you need to go find your charger as you are heading out shortly and need to charge your phone up.

Or I've got to go as the bath is running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame the kids. It always works.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

"Have you noticed how no one in films even says goodbye? They just hang up!"

Yes! It’s weird af

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m brutally honest ….I’m bored now and going

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"to end up a telephone conversation?

Mine is usually another important call but I need new ideas. Urgently."

My Fb just arrived

Sorry i need to go dinners ready.

Got to go, i am bored with this chat

ill call you later, im falling asleep.

shit i have to go, the feds just kicked my door in.

just hang up, pretend your phone ran lut of battery.

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