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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi I've always wondered do woman dress up or dress less when they know a tradesman is coming? I've always wondered and been in those situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an electrician come over recently. I had my most unsexy outfit on, my sole focus was him getting the electrical work completed and that was it. Perhaps I’m weird, I don’t know

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"I had an electrician come over recently. I had my most unsexy outfit on, my sole focus was him getting the electrical work completed and that was it. Perhaps I’m weird, I don’t know "
,, no your not weird red,,

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not weird wired!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had an electrician come over recently. I had my most unsexy outfit on, my sole focus was him getting the electrical work completed and that was it. Perhaps I’m weird, I don’t know "

Nope not weird just perfectly normal. But then again some like the natural look

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

When we have tradies in I'm too busy stopping the dogs going mental and Fox just wants them done and gone as soon as possible so we can crack on with whatever we were doing.

Porn isn't real life. Nobody pops their finest lingerie on and a skimpy bathrobe just because someone's coming to unclog a blocked loo caused by a massive shit, to fix a cracked window that a blind seagull flew into or a carpet fitter is coming round to replace the beige carpet that now has brown stains on it because Auntie Mabel had to go into hospital and you got lumped with dog sitting her geriatric, incontinent cocker spaniel.

Just do the job and fuck off!

A

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"Not weird wired!

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,, are you a persian from the spartan movie

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi I've always wondered do woman dress up or dress less when they know a tradesman is coming? I've always wondered and been in those situations."

I dress in my normal WFH clothing, because usually, the job is being done while I WFH. As a disabled woman, I'm actually concerned at the idea that some tradesmen will assume or try something when I'm the only person in the house with them. I prefer it if my son or his GF are also home.

I have no desire to be made to feel uncomfortable in my own home, so please just come and keep your eyes on the job and depart smartly after. Keep the change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve seen some sights coming to my house, none of them have been remotely sexy I can assure you

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I won't even answer the door to the postman in my dressing gown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know porn isn't real or anything like that. My main priority has always been do the job and leave. But I've see where customers are naked both genders or when woman wears a see through top or the accidental towel drop. One time I was working minding my own business then a woman came behind me started to give me a back massage

I always wondered whether it's done purposely in those situations?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I know porn isn't real or anything like that. My main priority has always been do the job and leave. But I've see where customers are naked both genders or when woman wears a see through top or the accidental towel drop. One time I was working minding my own business then a woman came behind me started to give me a back massage

I always wondered whether it's done purposely in those situations? "

Is there such a thing as an accidental back massage?

A

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

In nearly 20 years of working for self can count on one hand the amount who had obviously made a bit of an effort for sake of us being round

I did a job on the cheap for a lass about my age maybe a bit older as felt bad for her after she explained her circumstances why she had to move ect she kept apologising for not being made up when went round in the morning I went ower Thursday night to put her shed up and cut down a few doors that carpet fitters had took off and left and when I turn up she looked a different person summery frock thst revealed her tits that she had her arm under pushing up most the time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I know porn isn't real or anything like that. My main priority has always been do the job and leave. But I've see where customers are naked both genders or when woman wears a see through top or the accidental towel drop. One time I was working minding my own business then a woman came behind me started to give me a back massage

I always wondered whether it's done purposely in those situations? "

yes its done on purpose, its really easy to not be naked or wearing just a towel when a tradesperson comes round unless they turn up unexpectedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my mankini on and don’t shave the bumhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

I’m a painter , any ladies who want to play the

“ painter comming around to quote the bedroom “

Feel welcome : I’m hitting Bedford this week

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

A while back we had a new cooker delivered while I was at work. Asked the wife to be sexy for the delivery. 2 blokes turned up , she had black stockings on with a short skirt and tight top . Nothing else happened but it turned me on at work knowing what was happening and what could have been . True story

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Wear a onesie a see if you can be builder bear

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Shaz was in here slacks. Looking rough but the bloke delivering and building the wardrobe made his intentions quite clear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know porn isn't real or anything like that. My main priority has always been do the job and leave. But I've see where customers are naked both genders or when woman wears a see through top or the accidental towel drop. One time I was working minding my own business then a woman came behind me started to give me a back massage

I always wondered whether it's done purposely in those situations?

Is there such a thing as an accidental back massage?

A"

Lol this was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know porn isn't real or anything like that. My main priority has always been do the job and leave. But I've see where customers are naked both genders or when woman wears a see through top or the accidental towel drop. One time I was working minding my own business then a woman came behind me started to give me a back massage

I always wondered whether it's done purposely in those situations?

yes its done on purpose, its really easy to not be naked or wearing just a towel when a tradesperson comes round unless they turn up unexpectedly "

Thought so. I Never unexpectedly turn up I always pre call and give rough time of the eta

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

If I'm in your house skimming your ceilings there's a fair chance you don't want to be in your house, nevermind sexy times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put my mankini on and don’t shave the bumhole."

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A while back we had a new cooker delivered while I was at work. Asked the wife to be sexy for the delivery. 2 blokes turned up , she had black stockings on with a short skirt and tight top . Nothing else happened but it turned me on at work knowing what was happening and what could have been . True story"

Hmm interesting I bet that was a good sight to see. Nice of you to encourage it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shaz was in here slacks. Looking rough but the bloke delivering and building the wardrobe made his intentions quite clear."

Some like the rough look how did the person make their intentions clear?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I dress normally if I have anyone coming to do work on my house. I actually find it extremely creepy when men seem to think anything else should happen or as the case was one time when they decided they had a right to look into mine and my housemates bedroom cupboards.They didn't even try and hide the fact as they left drawers opened a bit. They also made inappropriate comments about shoes and boots I own. I was disgusted by them ,they were there to do a job not go perve because they were working in a house where two women lived.

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport


"I had an electrician come over recently. I had my most unsexy outfit on, my sole focus was him getting the electrical work completed and that was it. Perhaps I’m weird, I don’t know "

You don’t want some decorating doing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an electrician come over recently. I had my most unsexy outfit on, my sole focus was him getting the electrical work completed and that was it. Perhaps I’m weird, I don’t know

You don’t want some decorating doing ?"

Yes! I need a full house repaint, some electrical work doing, a kitchen refit, better loft insulation, garden mowed, and the sewerage pipes from the road to the house replace please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dress normally if I have anyone coming to do work on my house. I actually find it extremely creepy when men seem to think anything else should happen or as the case was one time when they decided they had a right to look into mine and my housemates bedroom cupboards.They didn't even try and hide the fact as they left drawers opened a bit. They also made inappropriate comments about shoes and boots I own. I was disgusted by them ,they were there to do a job not go perve because they were working in a house where two women lived. "

Wow that's kinda over the top and the fact they made it obvious going through the cupboards. They shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable. They clearly didn't read the signs I hope you told them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dress normally if I have anyone coming to do work on my house. I actually find it extremely creepy when men seem to think anything else should happen or as the case was one time when they decided they had a right to look into mine and my housemates bedroom cupboards.They didn't even try and hide the fact as they left drawers opened a bit. They also made inappropriate comments about shoes and boots I own. I was disgusted by them ,they were there to do a job not go perve because they were working in a house where two women lived.

Wow that's kinda over the top and the fact they made it obvious going through the cupboards. They shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable. They clearly didn't read the signs I hope you told them off "

Woman needs to tell man off for being a creepy, minging, dickhead?... Sounds legit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the last 4 weeks we’ve had a fair few tradesmen in our house and i just dress normal as i just wnt the job finished. But the 2 plumbers would get it mmm and there work hasn’t finished so who knows i might dress down a little. They could have a look at my leak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lady tradesperson 99% of my clients are women. Almost all of them tell me how uncomfortable men there to do a job make them feel. You’re there to do a job not get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want the guy to turn up on time and do the agreed work, that’s literally all I want from a tradie

Mrs

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I dress normally if I have anyone coming to do work on my house. I actually find it extremely creepy when men seem to think anything else should happen or as the case was one time when they decided they had a right to look into mine and my housemates bedroom cupboards.They didn't even try and hide the fact as they left drawers opened a bit. They also made inappropriate comments about shoes and boots I own. I was disgusted by them ,they were there to do a job not go perve because they were working in a house where two women lived.

Wow that's kinda over the top and the fact they made it obvious going through the cupboards. They shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable. They clearly didn't read the signs I hope you told them off "

There were no signs and if he was an actual professional he he shouldn't have even thought he had any right to do what he and his mate did .We reported them to our landlord and the guy who was in the house and in charge rang us to try and tell us we were imagining it. Until we pointed out that there were filthy foot prints on the carpets right over to both dressers in both of our rooms and how all the lingerie has been moved about and how he was the one who made inappropriate comments to me the day before and I had told him then that it was not his business what footwear I owned. He and his buddy were sleeze bag creeps as far as I'm concerned and should never be working in a house where women live. So yes he did get a bollocking but I've no doubt the creep would do it again given any chance he would get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Over the last 4 weeks we’ve had a fair few tradesmen in our house and i just dress normal as i just wnt the job finished. But the 2 plumbers would get it mmm and there work hasn’t finished so who knows i might dress down a little. They could have a look at my leak "

Interesting let us know how that goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a lady tradesperson 99% of my clients are women. Almost all of them tell me how uncomfortable men there to do a job make them feel. You’re there to do a job not get laid. "

I've heard some scary and weird stories from a tradeswoman.

As I heard from my colleagues. I do worry what they have to go through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All our tradesmen have just come and got on with the job they are there to do. None of them have gone into another room they shouldn’t be in, they just come do what they need to do and go. It’s just something about the 2 plumbers i like, which could be they have been up our stairs as the boiler is upstairs. And they will have seen my boudoir pics we have on the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dress normally if I have anyone coming to do work on my house. I actually find it extremely creepy when men seem to think anything else should happen or as the case was one time when they decided they had a right to look into mine and my housemates bedroom cupboards.They didn't even try and hide the fact as they left drawers opened a bit. They also made inappropriate comments about shoes and boots I own. I was disgusted by them ,they were there to do a job not go perve because they were working in a house where two women lived.

Wow that's kinda over the top and the fact they made it obvious going through the cupboards. They shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable. They clearly didn't read the signs I hope you told them off

There were no signs and if he was an actual professional he he shouldn't have even thought he had any right to do what he and his mate did .We reported them to our landlord and the guy who was in the house and in charge rang us to try and tell us we were imagining it. Until we pointed out that there were filthy foot prints on the carpets right over to both dressers in both of our rooms and how all the lingerie has been moved about and how he was the one who made inappropriate comments to me the day before and I had told him then that it was not his business what footwear I owned. He and his buddy were sleeze bag creeps as far as I'm concerned and should never be working in a house where women live. So yes he did get a bollocking but I've no doubt the creep would do it again given any chance he would get. "

Weirdo. He should've apologise for himself and his colleagues rather than making excuses. I bet you left a nasty feedback/review.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a lady tradesperson 99% of my clients are women. Almost all of them tell me how uncomfortable men there to do a job make them feel. You’re there to do a job not get laid.

I've heard some scary and weird stories from a tradeswoman.

As I heard from my colleagues. I do worry what they have to go through "

I will say that every single tradesman I’ve worked alongside has been nothing but respectful towards me but some of my lady clients have told me some right awful experiences

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I had an electrician come over recently. I had my most unsexy outfit on, my sole focus was him getting the electrical work completed and that was it. Perhaps I’m weird, I don’t know "

What, you mean you didn't put the bom chika wah wah music on and answer the door in your lingerie? Amateur Red, amateur.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All our tradesmen have just come and got on with the job they are there to do. None of them have gone into another room they shouldn’t be in, they just come do what they need to do and go. It’s just something about the 2 plumbers i like, which could be they have been up our stairs as the boiler is upstairs. And they will have seen my boudoir pics we have on the stairs. "

Well let us know if you dressed up for the 2 plumbers or if anything happens. Everything I do and wherever I go, I always inform the customer every single step. I know gas safe engineers do sometimes check the rooms for any gas fires since you can't have a gas fire in the bedroom. Those are the most common dangerous appliances

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Generally dress as normal as I want them to do the work they are being paid for.

That said, the Plumber we use is absolutely gorgeous, so maybe next time I will wear something sexier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me again. I also wouldn’t want to make anyone feel uncomfortable, fannying about with large expanses of flesh showing, while they’re trying to get a job done.

I’ve definitely had some creepy things happen in the past too, so I guess I’m trying to do anything I can not to incite the weird stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dress normally if I have anyone coming to do work on my house. I actually find it extremely creepy when men seem to think anything else should happen or as the case was one time when they decided they had a right to look into mine and my housemates bedroom cupboards.They didn't even try and hide the fact as they left drawers opened a bit. They also made inappropriate comments about shoes and boots I own. I was disgusted by them ,they were there to do a job not go perve because they were working in a house where two women lived.

Wow that's kinda over the top and the fact they made it obvious going through the cupboards. They shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable. They clearly didn't read the signs I hope you told them off

Woman needs to tell man off for being a creepy, minging, dickhead?... Sounds legit "

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By *arcteggMan
over a year ago

grays

As a tradesman I usually wear my Stetson , leather chaps and spurs …

Tbh it’s got me nowhere

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"I had an electrician come over recently. I had my most unsexy outfit on, my sole focus was him getting the electrical work completed and that was it. Perhaps I’m weird, I don’t know "

This is the approach all people should take!

Having some random person's fantasy sprung onto you while you're trying to work isn't an attractive thing, and is really annoying as well. A few moments like this led to me being cold with clients for a long time, to make sure there was no way my general manner could lead to them thinking it was anything other than me being there to do my job.

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By *owestoft ManMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

lol

Swinging is swinging but so many varieties out there lol

When married we knew a guy from swinging who was a builder, had his own company. He used to come do all sorts of odd jobs around the house and often when finished he had some fun with the Ex either bent over the settee or in the bedroom.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I know porn isn't real or anything like that. My main priority has always been do the job and leave. But I've see where customers are naked both genders or when woman wears a see through top or the accidental towel drop. One time I was working minding my own business then a woman came behind me started to give me a back massage

I always wondered whether it's done purposely in those situations?

yes its done on purpose, its really easy to not be naked or wearing just a towel when a tradesperson comes round unless they turn up unexpectedly

Thought so. I Never unexpectedly turn up I always pre call and give rough time of the eta "

What you have to realise is that quite often their only intention is to shock or surprise, nothing more. I really wish people wouldn't do it. It leads to unrealistic expectations, puts tradesmen in a very awkward position and just makes life difficult.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

What you have to realise is that quite often their only intention is to shock or surprise, nothing more. I really wish people wouldn't do it. It leads to unrealistic expectations, puts tradesmen in a very awkward position and just makes life difficult.

If only everyone was as sensible. Have you been to finishing school

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"

What you have to realise is that quite often their only intention is to shock or surprise, nothing more. I really wish people wouldn't do it. It leads to unrealistic expectations, puts tradesmen in a very awkward position and just makes life difficult.

If only everyone was as sensible. Have you been to finishing school "

Yep, they finished me right off now I'm good for nothing

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"

What you have to realise is that quite often their only intention is to shock or surprise, nothing more. I really wish people wouldn't do it. It leads to unrealistic expectations, puts tradesmen in a very awkward position and just makes life difficult.

If only everyone was as sensible. Have you been to finishing school

Yep, they finished me right off now I'm good for nothing "

I am sure that's not true at all but I am keeping shchtum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends, normally I don't dress up. If my washing machines broken however.. fully naked, ass in the air, stuck inside shouting for help.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I know porn isn't real or anything like that. My main priority has always been do the job and leave. But I've see where customers are naked both genders or when woman wears a see through top or the accidental towel drop. One time I was working minding my own business then a woman came behind me started to give me a back massage

I always wondered whether it's done purposely in those situations?

Is there such a thing as an accidental back massage?

A"

Yes, yes there is.

In the same way a man can accidentally fall onto a vacuum cleaner hoze and get his knob stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I purposely wear my most unsexy outfit. I don't want to be ogled by a stranger in my own home. Nor do I want to ogle anyone while they're at work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends, normally I don't dress up. If my washing machines broken however.. fully naked, ass in the air, stuck inside shouting for help."

Sounds like an intense cycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago a plumber came out to fix the boiler, I looked a complete mess in my scruffs, we started chatting and I ended up being with him for 3 years

My friends still take the piss ow

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"I purposely wear my most unsexy outfit. I don't want to be ogled by a stranger in my own home. Nor do I want to ogle anyone while they're at work. "

Same! its uncomfortable when they’re in my home and asking where my partner is, some will ask for a date even

There is a time and a place for showing attraction and it’s not while I’m in the vulnerable position of a stranger in my home

It’s not nice, it’s not hot or sexy, it’s scary

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

There's a firm line between Fantasy vs. sexual indecency

Just consider the gender reversal and the potential consequences....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've usually got my oodie on. Rarely am I dressed. I just show them what needs doing and let them get on with it. If they are here a while I will make them a drink

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