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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just read that a lady had a fantasy and described it to a fellow fabswinger and within the week they had managed to chat privately and fullfil this fantasy, this inspired me to see the power of voicing our desires to find that someone who is interested by the same desire

What do you think to this ?

Does anyone want to get the ball rolling ?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue."

What snacks?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

What snacks?"

I have a wide array of unhealthy nibbles such as crispies, choccy choccy and savoury delights. I can always be persuaded to supply specialty items but gastronomic satisfaction needs to be matched by carnal satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue."

That's excellent

Would you do a sweet tray with french fancies and fererro chocolate

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I think Rex has fantasies involving balls

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

That's excellent

Would you do a sweet tray with french fancies and fererro chocolate

"

Oh, Monsieur, wiz zeez ferrero rocher you are really spoiling uz…..

Yes! Love a French Fancy so I don’t need persuading to get a plate of them in.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue."

My name isn’t Doris but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody can help me with mine.

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By *9naughtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

torbay

Wanna make our own porn film with another couple or bi female.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody can help me with mine. "

You just don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human centipede. Everyone form a queue.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

My name isn’t Doris but I’m in "

You might change your mind in two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only fantasy I actually have at the moment is for someone to actually turn up when they've promised me they will do.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Mine needs a rugby team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine needs a rugby team."

I'm sure there is a few good ones

That may be able to help...

Could get messy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

My name isn’t Doris but I’m in

You might change your mind in two weeks "

Depends on the snacks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"The only fantasy I actually have at the moment is for someone to actually turn up when they've promised me they will do."

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm browsing for a sexy lady, or two to became BFF (best fucking friends)

the idea is get a hotel room and throw a girls sleepover, pillow fight included, videogames or skincare.

Late at night a male friend could come and bring crisps if we fancy some extra help or want to play naked twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human centipede. Everyone form a queue."

Awgghhhhh no. Surely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

What snacks?

I have a wide array of unhealthy nibbles such as crispies, choccy choccy and savoury delights. I can always be persuaded to supply specialty items but gastronomic satisfaction needs to be matched by carnal satisfaction "

Okay I’m in

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By *anny34500Man
over a year ago

Luton

Used cummy knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human centipede. Everyone form a queue.

Awgghhhhh no. Surely not "

100% not but it was the first thing that popped into my deranged head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine needs a rugby team.

I'm sure there is a few good ones

That may be able to help...

Could get messy

"

Shame. I play football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any farmer wife’s?

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By *SixfooterJezSouthWestMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Being out on a walk, stumbling across a couple, they are having a photo shoot...make my apologies for disturbing their fun, lady asks if I would like to stay and watch as it really turns her on...he agrees, suggests where I stand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think ours is impossible but still hoping for that elusive female to explore My bi-curious desires.

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Strapon reverse gangbang, so three fems, I’ve got one girl already lined up, just need two more!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

It involves a return of an old friend to simply say hello other than that i dont have a fantasy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I would like to watch my wife suck my cock, while she’s being fucked from behind.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue."

That counts me out then...

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Gang bang is the only thing left on the list. Finding genuine guys who can meet up all at the same place, date and time is an impossible task.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm hoping for a sweaty mmf then one girl washes my car and the other makes me a sandwich.

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By *antheman97Man
over a year ago

Southport

I'd love to have some risky public fun again, done it twice and it's amazing.

We were wearing only top and pants/skirt, no underwear. Groping and kissing in public areas, flashing and doing oral whenever no one could see, Daring eachother to strip completely. Fucking when just out of sight, on a bus, round a corner and just a few metres away from a public footpath in a park.

Both times we almost got caught but never did; was with 2 separate women for each time. We did it just before sunset and into the night, in places where not that many people were about for safety

I'd love to do it again some day, maybe also as an mff threesome too. The thrill of being so close to being caught is on another level, it's like dogging or outdoor stuff but way more exciting.

If not that, then I'd love to try having sex in a shower/bath/pool/in the rain, sounds so hot to me

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By *ineapple_cocktailCouple
over a year ago

St. Annes.

Well Aquarius you know us (well on paper at least. We have yet to hVe the pleasure). Already part there. Bel fantasy is Bukkake with a large group of men. Preferably on a warm beach. It is her favourite porn. Tom. Its about pushing boundaries and trying new things. Like pegging. Ropes. Sensual BDSM. If anyone can help do step right up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect mine is common to many bi guys, but here goes.

To join a M/F couple, initially to watch (realising my voyeuristic fantasy) before being invited to participate by laying under the female in a 69 position (no actual 69 required) while her partner fucks her from behind, allowing me to not only watch the action extremely closely, but also to flick her clitoris with my tongue and to taste his cock every so often.

Seeing as we're in fantasy world here, the male partner would cum in my mouth, or I'd be asked to lick the cum from his partner's pussy.

Yep, that'd be rather lovely!

Have fun, guys

G x

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

I have a few that I'd like yo fulfill with the right person, it's just a bit finding that person, and then letting them into the part of my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 women. Blonde/red/brunette…all born on a Tuesday.

Next

4 women. English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Custard Jelly and a Nun....

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

We have one involving a gorgeous trans lady

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By *moothandslimMan
over a year ago

North Walsham


"Used cummy knickers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’d love an FFM in a club with lots of people watching us share a gorgeous lady

Mrs

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue."

Two? Just two?

**inserts Matthew Mcconaughey 'those are rookie numbers' meme**

A

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Custard Jelly and a Nun...."

Sister Lisa

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Custard Jelly and a Nun....

Sister Lisa "

Makes a note Sister Lisa

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"3 women. Blonde/red/brunette…all born on a Tuesday.

Next

4 women. English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish

"

Tuesday's child is not always graceful so you know

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Honestly? I find that my fantasies are inspired by other people - I don't think I could say oh yes, I want to do x and hope that y fits my idea of it.

Like right now, I'd love to cook a meal naked for someone. Only wearing heels and a little apron. They can have a glass of wine and watch me, I'll cook them something (hopefully) delicious. And there'd be neck kisses, hands wandering...

But yes, as I said before, that's very much based on a person. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 women. Blonde/red/brunette…all born on a Tuesday.

Next

4 women. English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish

Tuesday's child is not always graceful so you know "

It’s what I got told …

At a push, I’ll accept Mondays

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Honestly? I find that my fantasies are inspired by other people - I don't think I could say oh yes, I want to do x and hope that y fits my idea of it.

Like right now, I'd love to cook a meal naked for someone. Only wearing heels and a little apron. They can have a glass of wine and watch me, I'll cook them something (hopefully) delicious. And there'd be neck kisses, hands wandering...

But yes, as I said before, that's very much based on a person. :D"

Happy with porridge Meli - not sure about the wine though at this time

I'll do the washing up naked as a thank you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Me and at least 3 ladies on this thread at the same time please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always liked the idea of a reverse gangbang.

Even harder to find a group of females to turn up at the same time and location.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of nights ago I had a dream about sitting next to a stranger in a cinema. Legs touching led to hands on knees, furtive glances and then waking up before it got exciting

I'd love to set up a Fab meet like this. Anyone interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Current to do list

Some have been done and enjoyed and I want to do again, some are new. I only play when I am attracted to all parties involved and that is rare.

- [ ] DVP and DP

- [ ] Girl bang. Significantly more fun than a gangbang.

- [ ] Live streaming sex ( only if I could obscure my identity)

- [ ] Bi male threesome

- [ ] Dinner party, I’m tied naked on the table and all the food is laid out on me (this was messy but so fun)

- [ ] A man, that I am mentally and physically attracted to that wants to date me and have in my life long term ( this is definitely just a fantasy)

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Human centipede. Everyone form a queue."

Definitely in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple but not anything that other people want to get involved in.

Well not with me anyway

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"Current to do list

Some have been done and enjoyed and I want to do again, some are new. I only play when I am attracted to all parties involved and that is rare.

- [ ] DVP and DP

- [ ] Girl bang. Significantly more fun than a gangbang.

- [ ] Live streaming sex ( only if I could obscure my identity)

- [ ] Bi male threesome

- [ ] Dinner party, I’m tied naked on the table and all the food is laid out on me (this was messy but so fun)

- [ ] A man, that I am mentally and physically attracted to that wants to date me and have in my life long term ( this is definitely just a fantasy)"

Might be able to help you with some

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Custard Jelly and a Nun....

Sister Lisa "

Habit dusted x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only fantasy I actually have at the moment is for someone to actually turn up when they've promised me they will do."

Amen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to dress up as a power ranger and battle their way to the power source that is my fanny. The mission will be completed once I'm covered in their Ivan Ooze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dominant man, with certain qualities, who's hot, available and not attached, and accepting of booty calls.

A woman can dream right?

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Honestly? I find that my fantasies are inspired by other people - I don't think I could say oh yes, I want to do x and hope that y fits my idea of it.

Like right now, I'd love to cook a meal naked for someone. Only wearing heels and a little apron. They can have a glass of wine and watch me, I'll cook them something (hopefully) delicious. And there'd be neck kisses, hands wandering...

But yes, as I said before, that's very much based on a person. :D

Happy with porridge Meli - not sure about the wine though at this time

I'll do the washing up naked as a thank you "

Will you do desert too

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"I just read that a lady had a fantasy and described it to a fellow fabswinger and within the week they had managed to chat privately and fullfil this fantasy, this inspired me to see the power of voicing our desires to find that someone who is interested by the same desire

What do you think to this ?

Does anyone want to get the ball rolling ?

"

What a fab thread….

Mine now would be….

- sensual gentle couple to become wonderful friends with

- sensual lady to explore, and explore clubs and parties and swap foursome with

- mff like most guys I expect but I’m sure I’d be scared witless

Xx

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Honestly? I find that my fantasies are inspired by other people - I don't think I could say oh yes, I want to do x and hope that y fits my idea of it.

Like right now, I'd love to cook a meal naked for someone. Only wearing heels and a little apron. They can have a glass of wine and watch me, I'll cook them something (hopefully) delicious. And there'd be neck kisses, hands wandering...

But yes, as I said before, that's very much based on a person. :D"

Mmm this sounds so hot as well xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

A common one: To find a woman to agree to a meet

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"3 women. Blonde/red/brunette…all born on a Tuesday.

Next

4 women. English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish

Tuesday's child is not always graceful so you know

It’s what I got told …

At a push, I’ll accept Mondays "

I am actually a Tuesday - it's why I know it's not true

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Any ladies work in a biscuit factory or a bakery?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Any ladies work in a biscuit factory or a bakery? "

Try Cookie

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

Two? Just two?

**inserts Matthew Mcconaughey 'those are rookie numbers' meme**

A"

Haha!! Well I’m being modest with my ambitions because I have, as yet, been unable to persuade two totties to abandon all hope and enter my boudoir for lots of slidy slidy pump pump action. I fear asking for more would be folly.

Littlebird and Fluffy Chicken - please assemble in your chosen outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sex. Simples.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

Two? Just two?

**inserts Matthew Mcconaughey 'those are rookie numbers' meme**

A

Haha!! Well I’m being modest with my ambitions because I have, as yet, been unable to persuade two totties to abandon all hope and enter my boudoir for lots of slidy slidy pump pump action. I fear asking for more would be folly.

Littlebird and Fluffy Chicken - please assemble in your chosen outfits "

Seems we like similar things Mr Felix

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"A common one: To find a woman to agree to a meet "

This xx

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

Two? Just two?

**inserts Matthew Mcconaughey 'those are rookie numbers' meme**

A

Haha!! Well I’m being modest with my ambitions because I have, as yet, been unable to persuade two totties to abandon all hope and enter my boudoir for lots of slidy slidy pump pump action. I fear asking for more would be folly.

Littlebird and Fluffy Chicken - please assemble in your chosen outfits

Seems we like similar things Mr Felix "

Awesome, Grumpy!! Although - you shouldn’t really call them things. They are women and get moody when objectified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thread, OP.

I'll jump in before it goes off subject.

Long term, to find a couple for Mrs A, for when Mr is away with work or family.

Short term, a couple for Mrs A, whilst I either don't join in or do so only with Mrs A.

You'd think suggesting an almost 'unicorn' situation is on offer will appeal, but no, people don't appreciate our situation and boundaries, with the perspective it's all about pleasing the Mr with ab show.

It's not just single guys here that can find it hard to meet couples.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"I just read that a lady had a fantasy and described it to a fellow fabswinger and within the week they had managed to chat privately and fullfil this fantasy, this inspired me to see the power of voicing our desires to find that someone who is interested by the same desire

What do you think to this ?

Does anyone want to get the ball rolling ?

"

I love the challenge of fulfilling fantasies.

For example my sub said she would love to do School roleplay, within a week i had bought 2 actual school desks and two of her friends had joined us with proper school uniforms.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Any ladies work in a biscuit factory or a bakery?

Try Cookie "

I heard she eats Jaffa cakes though

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Mine needs a rugby team."

Thats the spirit.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"I want someone to dress up as a power ranger and battle their way to the power source that is my fanny. The mission will be completed once I'm covered in their Ivan Ooze."

Which colour power ranger, do you preder?

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"The only fantasy I actually have at the moment is for someone to actually turn up when they've promised me they will do."

Men in the land of Boo, and surrounding should be ashamed of themselves. if they cant tun up when they say they will.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

Two? Just two?

**inserts Matthew Mcconaughey 'those are rookie numbers' meme**

A

Haha!! Well I’m being modest with my ambitions because I have, as yet, been unable to persuade two totties to abandon all hope and enter my boudoir for lots of slidy slidy pump pump action. I fear asking for more would be folly.

Littlebird and Fluffy Chicken - please assemble in your chosen outfits

Seems we like similar things Mr Felix

Awesome, Grumpy!! Although - you shouldn’t really call them things. They are women and get moody when objectified. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Any ladies work in a biscuit factory or a bakery?

Try Cookie

I heard she eats Jaffa cakes though "

Oh dear what blasphemy

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

What snacks?"

Has to be cake, no more no less

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

What snacks?

Has to be cake, no more no less "

Emily, I have promised French Fancies. Will they suffice? I’m assuming Aldi do a dodgy knock off of the old Sara Lee Black Forest gateaux, so we could all tuck into one of those with a spoon!

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal


"Any farmer wife’s? "

Heeeeey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great!

I’m looking for 2 smoking hot bi guys who are into each other as well as me.

Failing that 1 hot guy who would be up for meeting me a few times a month will do

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I am looking for a couple, to be part of their sex life, get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need an mfm. Or a mmf.

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By *oleraine-coupleCouple
over a year ago

coleraine

Our absolute favourite of all the things we’ve tried. I hope you get to try it.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I do this on my status updates when I'm hunting for a special someone to play with

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By *oleraine-coupleCouple
over a year ago

coleraine

It’s was really great to read their outcome.

The one elusive thing yet is for me to meet a couple with a bi guy. Suck his cock and then slide him into his wife from behind, tease his cock and balls as he fucks and take him out once or twice to taste him and his wife’s pussy. Then finishing him off by hand over his wife where ever she wants it.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

We would love a lady to join us with Mr cooking a candle lit dinner with drinks. Lots of teasing kissing foreplay before the grand finale...both ladies in tights no underwear and a very skimpy outfit....holy moly it's getting hot in here. Ps you can choose the cuisine as the Mr is a head chef...

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

For someone chat & flirt with my wife on anight over in Glasgow

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I just want to watch a couple do the dirty deed and take it all in close up and very very personal……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Current to do list

Some have been done and enjoyed and I want to do again, some are new. I only play when I am attracted to all parties involved and that is rare.

- [ ] DVP and DP

- [ ] Girl bang. Significantly more fun than a gangbang.

- [ ] Live streaming sex ( only if I could obscure my identity)

- [ ] Bi male threesome

- [ ] Dinner party, I’m tied naked on the table and all the food is laid out on me (this was messy but so fun)

- [ ] A man, that I am mentally and physically attracted to that wants to date me and have in my life long term ( this is definitely just a fantasy)

Might be able to help you with some "

Oh really Which bits?

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire


"A dominant man, with certain qualities, who's hot, available and not attached, and accepting of booty calls.

A woman can dream right? "

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Right now I’m fantasising about 8hrs sleep and an all you can eat breakfast buffet

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"Current to do list

Some have been done and enjoyed and I want to do again, some are new. I only play when I am attracted to all parties involved and that is rare.

- [ ] DVP and DP

- [ ] Girl bang. Significantly more fun than a gangbang.

- [ ] Live streaming sex ( only if I could obscure my identity)

- [ ] Bi male threesome

- [ ] Dinner party, I’m tied naked on the table and all the food is laid out on me (this was messy but so fun)

- [ ] A man, that I am mentally and physically attracted to that wants to date me and have in my life long term ( this is definitely just a fantasy)

Might be able to help you with some

Oh really Which bits? "

1, 3 and 5 defo... maybe 4 too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy bbw with tattoos and a hairy cooch who likes chubby tattooed dad-bod type fellas from the South West who can accommodate. To much to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bbw to blindfold me do what she wants to me and use what she wants on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady to have a conversation with about everything and nothing, one that continues forever via message, one where we both fire off each other and get the fuzzies, also she sends boobies photos when I’ve had a bad day

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Eating ice cream out of my belly buttons

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Plenty but then who doesn't

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I could go for having a super rich sugar mama take to shower me with money in exchange for the occasional dick pic. Any takers?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 women. Blonde/red/brunette…all born on a Tuesday.

Next

4 women. English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish

Tuesday's child is not always graceful so you know

It’s what I got told …

At a push, I’ll accept Mondays

I am actually a Tuesday - it's why I know it's not true "

So it’s not a NO then?….

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By *night in armourMan
over a year ago

stafford

Netting someone in a Mac with just hold ups underneath mmmmmmmm any offers

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Missed the boat ( again) for a fuck in the bluebells with a beautiful stranger. Summer dress optional but handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champion league and English football back UK on channels or on one service

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could go for having a super rich sugar mama take to shower me with money in exchange for the occasional dick pic. Any takers?

LvM"

Crap. I've no money

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I could go for having a super rich sugar mama take to shower me with money in exchange for the occasional dick pic. Any takers?

LvM

Crap. I've no money "

Don't worry Posh, I'll keep giving you them for free

LvM

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

My fantasy I have left is a gangbang with just black men! I’d be in absolute heaven!

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By *iking83Man
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

I would like to find a couple that would allow me to watch them have sex in a private setting. Joining is not essential but if we clicked and I was invited then I would be mainly looking to watch while receiving oral.

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By *ungle777Man
over a year ago

LONDON


"I need an mfm. Or a mmf. "

I need an m&m!

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By *ungle777Man
over a year ago

LONDON


"Honestly? I find that my fantasies are inspired by other people - I don't think I could say oh yes, I want to do x and hope that y fits my idea of it.

Like right now, I'd love to cook a meal naked for someone. Only wearing heels and a little apron. They can have a glass of wine and watch me, I'll cook them something (hopefully) delicious. And there'd be neck kisses, hands wandering...

But yes, as I said before, that's very much based on a person. :D"

Love this! I have the same fantasy with me distracting the hot chef!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I would like a bevy of 'knickerless' ladies to fondle my phallus under the table whilst we partake in afternoon tea in a swanky bar with high ceilings but low morals.

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By *easpoon and the ladleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Male here, would love to lick another man's wife whilst he fucks he at the same time

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would like a bevy of 'knickerless' ladies to fondle my phallus under the table whilst we partake in afternoon tea in a swanky bar with high ceilings but low morals."

I don't think Harvey Nichs have that specific department Mr Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female or two from Scotland would be nice, happy to ensure any fantasy comes true, something your husbands wouldnt dream off

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I would like a bevy of 'knickerless' ladies to fondle my phallus under the table whilst we partake in afternoon tea in a swanky bar with high ceilings but low morals.

·

I don't think Harvey Nichs have that specific department Mr Nero "

•

Hence why it's a fantasy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of mine would be to have a passionate embrace with a lady and kiss and touch caress and suck some titties...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would like a bevy of 'knickerless' ladies to fondle my phallus under the table whilst we partake in afternoon tea in a swanky bar with high ceilings but low morals.

·

I don't think Harvey Nichs have that specific department Mr Nero

•

Hence why it's a fantasy! "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could go for having a super rich sugar mama take to shower me with money in exchange for the occasional dick pic. Any takers?

LvM

Crap. I've no money

Don't worry Posh, I'll keep giving you them for free

LvM"

I knew I could count on you

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By *otts-manMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

I'd love to try 69ing with a sexy lady, whilst she gets fucked doggy by her boyf or hubby... So I can lick pussy & cock at the same time, then clean them both up after they've both orgasmed...

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

I have 3 Fantasies

Gangbang

Bukakke

Finding a guy wanking in his car and helping him out.

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Fantasy depends so much on the person I'm with and what's happening at the time.

Althou an underlying one is having a modelling session with a female or couple and I'm the photographer, they get a tad carried away and I get to watch and enjoy myself.

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By *onny94Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Just getting a reply from someone local would be nice

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"I have 3 Fantasies

Gangbang

Bukakke

Finding a guy wanking in his car and helping him out.

"

Let me know where to park xx

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By *ictoriousMan
over a year ago

Bristol

So many. But one of the biggest would be a hot woman or couple inviting me to take pics/video of her/them in public, discreetly flashing or playing.

Other than that I always love fulfilling fantasies and fetishes, it is so true that it's the person that makes a fantasy worthwhile. I'm always happy to play a role as required.

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By *ictoriousMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I've wanked so many times.in my car and not once has anyone come and helped me.

I never knew that was an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a bevy of 'knickerless' ladies to fondle my phallus under the table whilst we partake in afternoon tea in a swanky bar with high ceilings but low morals."

Is this not just a normal Saturday in London?

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A velveteen rub from an attractive woman.

Frank

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

We're happy to help with any fantasies involving two guys

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I would like a bevy of 'knickerless' ladies to fondle my phallus under the table whilst we partake in afternoon tea in a swanky bar with high ceilings but low morals.

·

Is this not just a normal Saturday in London? "

•

My dear nouveau cat , since when was London ever "normal"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A velveteen rub from an attractive woman.

Frank"

I need to ask. What is a velveteen rub?

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By *ragiMan
over a year ago

sheperton

A lovely lady that's interested in joining my partner and I for both D&D and sex would be the dream lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just getting a reply from someone local would be nice "

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm still waiting for a man in uniform to turn up on my doorstep.

Also a cuckold scenario, is hard enough getting 1 man, let alone 2 to turn up!

I think I'd also like to have sex in a camper van, somewhere in the country side or on the coast.

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

For me, at the m8ment.

FFM. Like most guys really.

Eating off a naked lady lying doen on a table.

Ooh if only!

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"Current to do list

Some have been done and enjoyed and I want to do again, some are new. I only play when I am attracted to all parties involved and that is rare.

- [ ] DVP and DP

- [ ] Girl bang. Significantly more fun than a gangbang.

- [ ] Live streaming sex ( only if I could obscure my identity)

- [ ] Bi male threesome

- [ ] Dinner party, I’m tied naked on the table and all the food is laid out on me (this was messy but so fun)

- [ ] A man, that I am mentally and physically attracted to that wants to date me and have in my life long term ( this is definitely just a fantasy)"

I have got to ask. What food was available?!

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

My fantasy would be to find a beautiful curvy natural red head with porcelain skin with a little bit of hair down bellow,who finds me irresistible and wants to be with me forever, has the same sexual kinks as me and never says no... Not much to ask for really.... Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to see what it is like to smell an unwashed bellend that is the size of a Sky TV remote. I think Fab can make my dream come true there. And especially if your name is Rex.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I want to know if Lemon tastes as sweet as she looks and sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never says no"

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want someone to dress up as a power ranger and battle their way to the power source that is my fanny. The mission will be completed once I'm covered in their Ivan Ooze."

It’s mighty fucking morphing time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know if Lemon tastes as sweet as she looks and sounds "

I always insert a spoonful of lemon butter cream into every hole before a meet. And if I like you I will let you taste every hole even the one I poop from.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I want to know if Lemon tastes as sweet as she looks and sounds

I always insert a spoonful of lemon butter cream into every hole before a meet. And if I like you I will let you taste every hole even the one I poop from. "

I'm in

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"never says no

Good luck! "

Well, if a fantasy was easily achievable would it really be a fantasy? Who doesn't dream of the impossible?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I'd love to see what it is like to smell an unwashed bellend that is the size of a Sky TV remote. I think Fab can make my dream come true there. And especially if your name is Rex. "

What are the chances of this

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Honestly? I find that my fantasies are inspired by other people - I don't think I could say oh yes, I want to do x and hope that y fits my idea of it.

Like right now, I'd love to cook a meal naked for someone. Only wearing heels and a little apron. They can have a glass of wine and watch me, I'll cook them something (hopefully) delicious. And there'd be neck kisses, hands wandering...

But yes, as I said before, that's very much based on a person. :D"

Naked cooking can be really nice, and quite intimate at times, although it does have it’s “hard” moments

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"3 women. Blonde/red/brunette…all born on a Tuesday.

Next

4 women. English/Scottish/Welsh/Irish

"

I’m blonde but born on a Friday.

I’m English with welsh, Irish and Scottish heritage

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

My fantasy is to find a couple where the lady would let me wear her wedding dress as I take her and her hubby ,

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me my fantasy would be for when men on here promise me a good time they actually follow through.

It's been way too much over promising and under delivering ....

the frustration is real

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue."

Dammit. I don’t queue darling

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"never says no

Good luck! "

Not quite my thoughts but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wanted to try a blindfolded tie and tease where they're completely in control of what happens to me. I think the sensation of not know what's coming next would be really exciting.

I also want to try a milking table (blame porn for this one) as just the sensation of my cock being teased from underneath sounds really hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wanted to try a blindfolded tie and tease where they're completely in control of what happens to me. I think the sensation of not know what's coming next would be really exciting.

I also want to try a milking table (blame porn for this one) as just the sensation of my cock being teased from underneath sounds really hot."

Find yourself a Domme

I adore blindfolding a person and popping ear pods in. Restrained to the bed. No choice but to give and submit to My will

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By *eekskinkMan
over a year ago

north east

So an older female nicely dressed, nylons, commanding me to her pleasure, then a her teasing me to a finish. Lots of glossy red lipstick included.

A couple with me licking as she’s getting fucked is also a very high list ideal for me.

Aside from the sun stuff, a lady tied and an array of toys at my disposal to tease to submission.

Not at all thought about it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wanted to try a blindfolded tie and tease where they're completely in control of what happens to me. I think the sensation of not know what's coming next would be really exciting.

I also want to try a milking table (blame porn for this one) as just the sensation of my cock being teased from underneath sounds really hot.

Find yourself a Domme

I adore blindfolding a person and popping ear pods in. Restrained to the bed. No choice but to give and submit to My will "

I'd like to think I can trust them first. I can see myself being a bit fiddly and tense at first so someone I know would immediately relax me

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"It involves a return of an old friend to simply say hello other than that i dont have a fantasy "

This....but in my case fwb... and it's never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but "

It would be me, put it that way… I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn’t be you either Ms Rouge

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but "

I guess if the never says no is too much, I could change that to someone who would like to go out for the evening, have a nice meal, some drinks and a trip to see an unscrupulous mind magician type person maybe?

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By *eekskinkMan
over a year ago

north east

Milking table 100% agree

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but

It would be me, put it that way… I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn’t be you either Ms Rouge"

You know it Red!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but

I guess if the never says no is too much, I could change that to someone who would like to go out for the evening, have a nice meal, some drinks and a trip to see an unscrupulous mind magician type person maybe? "

Still creepy

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

That's excellent

Would you do a sweet tray with french fancies and fererro chocolate

Oh, Monsieur, wiz zeez ferrero rocher you are really spoiling uz…..

Yes! Love a French Fancy so I don’t need persuading to get a plate of them in."

Lady Kinkyropecouple1 wants to know if the snacks are all you can eat or limited?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but

It would be me, put it that way… I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn’t be you either Ms Rouge

You know it Red!"

Ah fuck what a typo. It *wouldn’t* be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but

It would be me, put it that way… I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn’t be you either Ms Rouge

You know it Red!

Ah fuck what a typo. It *wouldn’t* be me "

Poor guy thought you were volunteering there!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but

It would be me, put it that way… I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn’t be you either Ms Rouge

You know it Red!

Ah fuck what a typo. It *wouldn’t* be me "

you sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but

It would be me, put it that way… I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn’t be you either Ms Rouge

You know it Red!

Ah fuck what a typo. It *wouldn’t* be me

Poor guy thought you were volunteering there!"

And the others in my inbox… I have boundaries and limits, guys. Many!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never says no

Good luck!

Not quite my thoughts but

It would be me, put it that way… I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn’t be you either Ms Rouge

You know it Red!

Ah fuck what a typo. It *wouldn’t* be me

Poor guy thought you were volunteering there!

And the others in my inbox… I have boundaries and limits, guys. Many!! "

Ok, the unsolicited messages are bad and all but that's funny AF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a flirty mother in law fantasy as well as staff member who is prepared to do anal for a pay rise - simple I guess

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good shout, OP!

Listen up, people - I need two Dorises for an MFF. Your standards and expectations should be low. Snacks provided.

Form a queue.

Two? Just two?

**inserts Matthew Mcconaughey 'those are rookie numbers' meme**

A

Haha!! Well I’m being modest with my ambitions because I have, as yet, been unable to persuade two totties to abandon all hope and enter my boudoir for lots of slidy slidy pump pump action. I fear asking for more would be folly.

Littlebird and Fluffy Chicken - please assemble in your chosen outfits

Seems we like similar things Mr Felix

Awesome, Grumpy!! Although - you shouldn’t really call them things. They are women and get moody when objectified. "

You can both call me what you like when I’m naked

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By *ike341Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Edging while lying on a milking table.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"A velveteen rub from an attractive woman.

Frank

I need to ask. What is a velveteen rub? "

Google is your friend

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A velveteen rub from an attractive woman.

Frank

I need to ask. What is a velveteen rub?

Google is your friend

Dang, just googled it! Amazing

Frank"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A velveteen rub from an attractive woman.

Frank

I need to ask. What is a velveteen rub?

Google is your friend

Frank"

Unexpected

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