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By *elvet Rope OP Man
over a year ago

by the big field

Well done, you found your way in to the secret club. Please take a seat by the window and pull faces at the people outside who can't figure out where the entrance is

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Is this tanalorr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where am I? What is this strange place

Is there cake?

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By *elvet Rope OP Man
over a year ago

by the big field

"Where am I? What is this strange place

Is there cake?

You were meant to bring your own cake- its a club, not a tea dance

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I was looking for the laundrette, someone said it was around the back

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Oh!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Well im glad to be here. Cake anyone?

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Where am I?

How did I get here?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im glad to be here. Cake anyone? "

My saviour! Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oland 303Man
over a year ago

boro

Is this the local shop for local people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curiouser and curiouser…

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

What's this then?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

*cartwheels into thread

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"What's this then?

It’s a secret club!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What's this then?

It’s a secret club!"

Let's all get naked

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Did someone say cake?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Well im glad to be here. Cake anyone?

My saviour! Yes please "

We have a cherry bakewell or a good old chocolate one

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I was asleep in the back the whole time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im glad to be here. Cake anyone?

My saviour! Yes please

We have a cherry bakewell or a good old chocolate one

Awesome, I brought plates and napkins for everyone, I’m sure someone here may have some squirty cream

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I got some Cadbury mini rolls if anyone is interested

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Well im glad to be here. Cake anyone?

My saviour! Yes please

We have a cherry bakewell or a good old chocolate one

Awesome, I brought plates and napkins for everyone, I’m sure someone here may have some squirty cream

Hope you’re doing the music then this is gonna be a great gathering

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By *ood Girl KatWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I heard there was cake??!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and more

with a

on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to show a nipple to get in

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By *elvet Rope OP Man
over a year ago

by the big field

"Do we have to show a nipple to get in "

This is the reverse of a swing club, Gents only need to show one- ladies, have both out ready for inspection by the ticket collector

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"I heard there was cake??!

There sure is plenty to go around

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By *ood Girl KatWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I heard there was cake??!

There sure is plenty to go around

Might be enough cake, but is there enough chairs?

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"I heard there was cake??!

There sure is plenty to go around

Might be enough cake, but is there enough chairs?

Im sure i can make a extra one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have to show a nipple to get in

This is the reverse of a swing club, Gents only need to show one- ladies, have both out ready for inspection by the ticket collector

I'm ready!

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By *ood Girl KatWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do we have to show a nipple to get in

This is the reverse of a swing club, Gents only need to show one- ladies, have both out ready for inspection by the ticket collector

What about showing bum instead of nipples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Well done, you found your way in to the secret club. Please take a seat by the window and pull faces at the people outside who can't figure out where the entrance is

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whats the subject matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m suspicious

what’s the catch?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do we have to show a nipple to get in

This is the reverse of a swing club, Gents only need to show one- ladies, have both out ready for inspection by the ticket collector

I'm ready!"

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m suspicious

what’s the catch? "

Just the one on the secret door....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Incase anyone asks, you haven’t seen me

The mr

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Do we have to show a nipple to get in

This is the reverse of a swing club, Gents only need to show one- ladies, have both out ready for inspection by the ticket collector

I'm ready!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we drink tequila in this little club? pretty please? Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we drink tequila in this little club? pretty please? Px

We can drink tequila anywhere you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we drink tequila in this little club? pretty please? Px

We can drink tequila anywhere you like

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*fills up belly button with a shot*

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset

Psst. The entrance is round the back. Welcome to the not so secret anymore club.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Well done, you found your way in to the secret club. Please take a seat by the window and pull faces at the people outside who can't figure out where the entrance is

I will require tea first.

In a pot, if you please.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Last time I walked into a secret club I got messy, please tell me this is the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we drink tequila in this little club? pretty please? Px

We can drink tequila anywhere you like

yaaass

party at mine tonight, and you're invited. Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*slips in quietly not saying a word donning her birthday suit, two erect nipples and cake in hand*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Last time I walked into a secret club I got messy, please tell me this is the same

I'm sure there's squirty cream, if you look in the fridge

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"can we drink tequila in this little club? pretty please? Px

We can drink tequila anywhere you like

*fills up belly button with a shot* "

Where's the line of salt going?

*don't answer that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we drink tequila in this little club? pretty please? Px

We can drink tequila anywhere you like

*fills up belly button with a shot*

Where's the line of salt going?

*don't answer that.....

I have a way of making a salty tequila shot ...

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By *elvet Rope OP Man
over a year ago

by the big field

"Do we have to show a nipple to get in

This is the reverse of a swing club, Gents only need to show one- ladies, have both out ready for inspection by the ticket collector

I'm ready!"

Blimey! Those get you straight in to the VIP section

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Good thread skills op.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I just popped in to use the loo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say just tequila and cake?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we all trapped in the Matrix ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Did someone say just tequila and cake?"

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Tea-quila and Cake. It's the modernistic twist on Traditional Afternoon Tea. If there is a leather Chesterfield at hand then count me in on this Clandestine Group.

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

"can we drink tequila in this little club? pretty please? Px

We can drink tequila anywhere you like

yaaass

party at mine tonight, and you're invited. Px

Can I come too

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Did someone say party?

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