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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good moaning!

When did you last get a haircut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall say this only once

My bum is on a thistle

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

At a hairdresser, about 10 years ago.

I took some scissors to mine last week or so though.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

getting it cut today 2.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of weeks ago. I’m in desperate need of one but I’m going out next weekend so it can wait.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Cut it myself. Trimmers on number 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two days ago. All dressed up in Liverpool and nowhere to go

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Hairdresser over 25 years ago….now do it myself and last 2 days ago…

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Probably about 2 months ago. I got a new style. Shorter than I've had it for a few years. I really like it

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
over a year ago

perth

Last night son cuts mine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It's been some time.

Oh! Last August. I went to one of those auntie hairdressers, you know? First time I've been in one since I was a child. Wanted to get a silk press as I've never had one. The bluntness of those women in that salon! Fucking hell.

It was brilliant though. My hair isn't in too bad shape - they only cut off less than an inch. While telling me I should get layers because I have a moon face and it'll be more flattering.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Late April, going again in 3 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3-4 weeks ago.

I’m about due again, as the epic beard has become a little wild and unruly again. I’m lazy at trimming and shaping.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thursday

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By *trawberry shortcake 9999Woman
over a year ago

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August last year, I do find the process tedious, making small talk with someone you don't know, being polite about a cut if it's not how you expected, I would happily say I was unhappy but no way are you coming at me with scissors in hand after I've complained

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of weeks ago. I’m in desperate need of one but I’m going out next weekend so it can wait."

I’ve been this predicament. Very recently actually

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

A few weeks its in desperate need but im not waiting in a line so it’ll wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two days ago. All dressed up in Liverpool and nowhere to go"

Man like fresh trim yeah

Ok ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A few weeks its in desperate need but im not waiting in a line so it’ll wait "

Queues at the barbers are the only queues I can’t manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave it myself, but I get a beard trim every 4/5 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few months ago I think. I cut it by myself, I wasn’t a fan at first but I like it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Friday, but I normally get it cut once a month as I have to keep it short for work reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two weeks ago from the mrs,the trimmer on number one.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

2 weeks ago. Might wait a bit before getting it cut again

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"It's been some time.

Oh! Last August. I went to one of those auntie hairdressers, you know? First time I've been in one since I was a child. Wanted to get a silk press as I've never had one. The bluntness of those women in that salon! Fucking hell.

It was brilliant though. My hair isn't in too bad shape - they only cut off less than an inch. While telling me I should get layers because I have a moon face and it'll be more flattering."

A hairdresser once told me I couldn't have the style I wanted because I have a fat neck (it's not particularly fat). And then proceeded to give me a mushroom haircut. I cried. It took forever to grow again.

J

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

A couples of months ago as a desperate measure to fix the disaster of an attempted cut I’ve done on myself. As a neurodivergent person I hate everything about hairdressers, I’d rather go to the dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good moaning!

Yesterday morning. It is now very short.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I shall say this only once

My bum is on a thistle "

I actually read that in a French accent in my head lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m growing mine LONG. So yesterday was my last trim in a while. Just shape ups from here on out

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I shall say this only once

My bum is on a thistle "

I was pissing by the dough, when I heard a lewd shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha I think I’ve been inclusive with my Allo Allo reference.

Keeping up appearances next

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

At the hairdresser? Can't remember. Probably before lockdown. Can't afford it now.

I just trim my own hair, it's that long that no one would notice if I fucked it up

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I desperately need a trim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I said Flick the gestapo “

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Did my own a few days ago.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

On 21 April, after work.

I looked a bit like the Fallen Madonna with the Big (but sagging) Boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall say this only once !

Month ago

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Was about 3 weeks ago, which means it's due for another cut this week, if I'm going to keep with my once a month cut instead of the previous once every 6 weeks.

Thanks for the reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last thursday Px

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