FabSwingers.com forum: I want to hear a line from an old TV commercial

By *histle do nicely OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Pea and ham.... From a chicken?

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By *oobylicious1971Woman
over a year ago

Tiverton. Devon

It's not for girls

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By *oobylicious1971Woman
over a year ago

Tiverton. Devon

Mmmmmmmmmmm.......

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

And they stab them with their metal knives

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I can see the pub from here.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say "beans means Heinz"

Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green fairy liquid

Às fresh as the moment when the pod went pop.

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By *aleakalaMan
over a year ago

Perth Australia

Do you want a flake in that love?

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

All because the lady loves Milk Tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milky bars are on me

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I vant to be alone... with my Viscount.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club.

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

Accrington Stanley.

Who are they?

Exactly!

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By *dmiring YouMan
over a year ago

BOLTON

"Meow Miaraw, Awwmiar Rawmia Meow", Charlie says.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um bongo um bongo they drink it in the Congo a hippo caught an apricot a guava an a mango

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By *aughty but nice2020Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Do the Shake & Vac,& put the freshness back. xx

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate tastes like chocolate never tasted before

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

A finger of fudge is just enough

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By *endricks321Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

...for the man who doesn't have to try too hard

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By *appyswingers82Couple
over a year ago

THETFORD

Smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside armadillos

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I can still remember the first sweets given to me by my grandfather.

They were Werther's originals, I was just 4 years old.

It tasted, sweet, creamy and made me feel like a special person.

I remember feeling I must be someone very special when my grandad gave me his wonderful butter candy.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A is for Alpha B is for Bite C for yourself That they taste just right! D is for Dinner E is for Egg Letters so tasty — from A through to Z......

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

For mash get smash.

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By *aggy40Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Then they boil them for 20 of there minutes ha ha ha ha ha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

There's a moose loose around this hoose....

Mrs

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By *ornyOAPMan
over a year ago

Fethiye

You'll wonder where the yellow went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got five pence. What can you buy with five pence?

It buys a xxxxxxx bar.

Who can remember this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness is a cigar, a mild cigar from xxxxxx.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Smooth on the outside, crunchy on the inside….

ARMADILLOS!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside armadillos "

Dammit!

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By *VHeather_RTV/TS
over a year ago

Hemel

They’re Waffley versatile

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

R whites lemonade..I'm a secret lemonade drinker

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By *nflagrantiMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Hope it's chips, it's chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad do you know, the piano on's my foot?

You sing it son I'll play it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your face off that expression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man from Del Monte, he say “yes”!!!

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

That makes a refreshing change

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"Emerson High, 1975. You were in my class."

"I was your teacher."

"Miss Fitzhenry?"

"Bugsy Brown."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All because the lady loves milktray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom Boom Boom Boom. Esso Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone’s a fruit and nut case ……..

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

A mars a day helps you work, rest and play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

I've been tryna give it but it's one of nights

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By *earded_ChapMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Put a bit of butter on the spuds André.

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to buy the world a home..

They're tasty tasty very very tasty

Let your fingers do the walking

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

This is the age of the train

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By *eef monster munchMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The man from Dell Monte says………yes

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

WASSSSUPPPP!!!!

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nah, Luton airport

'ave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not happy Jan!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bazuca that veruca, bazuca that wort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do it too with Kandoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIFTY PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Look at the workmanship on that arrowhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to swim young man.

Learn to swim.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

By ’eck, it’s gorgeous

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You only get an oooo from ty-phoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy or chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like beef tonight. Like beef tonight-AH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies"

Vimto?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maureen OOOOOOOOFT she’s cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does he sleep at night? With a mug of Horlicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies

Vimto?!

Yep! Probably one of my favourite adverts ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BANG. and the dirt is gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies

Vimto?!

Yep! Probably one of my favourite adverts ever

I swear that was a Scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Russian accent* Hello pretty ladies

Vimto?!

Yep! Probably one of my favourite adverts ever

I swear that was a Scottish accent

Definitely Russian

https://youtu.be/IIuoHzO2Wvg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like beef tonight. Like beef tonight-AH"

Wasn't it chicken lol.

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

1001 cleans a big, big carpet, for less than half a crown. I'm old!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

For mash get smash .... yep I am that old lol

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I don’t suppose you have a copy of fly fishing by J R Hartley

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Nicole, papa

I know it wrong but so dam sexy! Haha

My PA is called Nicole, but unfortunately she never calls me papa

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

So I come from Moscock?

Yes, I think you probably do.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Dad do you know, the piano on's my foot?

You sing it son I'll play it"

Avez vous un cuppa?

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

You've got an ology

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

“The red car and the blue car had a race…..”

Thought I’d match an oldie avatar to that line

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

John Collier, John Collier the window to watch.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

There's juice loose aboot this hoose.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

I bet he drinks carling black label

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ring up the BBC and ask them

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Will it be chips or jacket spud

Will it be salad or frozen peas

Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings?

You'll have to wait and see.

We hope it's chips, it's chips.

Giraffe pie ok?

A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew

Naughty, ooohhh but terribly nice.

Triiioooooo, triiiooo, I want a trio and I want one now

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I got this little beauty from Sprogget and Silvester

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about!

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A finger of fudge is just enough

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By *WbaMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Mmmm smells like cherries

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By *erlin57Man
over a year ago

anerdare

Opel fruits made to make your mouth water.

The milky bar kid is strong and only the best is good enough Nestle Mily Bar

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By *uminggMan
over a year ago

Thornton

A finger of fudge

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By *ivek68Man
over a year ago

york

Yes it's JR Hartley

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By *yeSureMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s not a drink from those crazy yanks, because it’s made right here you know it’s tougher than tanks.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tweak my ring pull, you want my big juicy apples, peel my top off.....

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

What's that........I don't know it's all covered in mud....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm bisto

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Watch out there’s a Humphrey about…

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I’ll be your friend…

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Calm down dear, it’s a commercial.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

I’m a secret lemonade drinker.

If I ever start a watersports club night, that’s totally the name!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I looked at you spreading butter on my toast and I thought, she'll look after me she will.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Its the Real Thing

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If you see Sid, tell him.

An ology, oh you got an ology.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

“I can see the pub from ere!!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s a secret lemonade drinker

Only the crumbilist chocolate taste like chocolate never tasted before x

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Just Philadelphia....it is my birthday.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about!

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrel shit

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

*Ahem*

Milk! Err it's what Ian Rush drinks Ian Rush? Yeah, and he says if I don't drink enough milk, when I grow up I'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley. Accrington Stanley, who are dey? Exactly! Ah no get off! Gimme some!.

Rent free in my head for 35 years or so.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

It’s frothy man!!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girdle's killing me

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"The man from Del Monte, he say yes!".

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By *uckie and CreamCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness Bus Depot.

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

You know when you’ve been Tango’d

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet he drinks…. carling black label

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

It's a Gordens for me

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By *arry LickitMan
over a year ago

Wales

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

A Double Diamond works wonders, Works wonders, works wonders, A Double Diamond works wonders, So drink one today!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about!

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

"
a packet of nuts

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

The wonderful thing about Wickers, is Wickets are wonderful things

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Made in Scotland from girders

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By *CR_DILFMan
over a year ago

Salford

You know when you’ve been tango’d

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Made in Scotland from girders"

Irn bru ?

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By *att192Man
over a year ago

East Kent

"Give em a lift, oooh with cookeen"

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

"Made in Scotland from girders

Irn bru ?"

Correct.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Hello Tosh Gotta Toshiba?

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Not a TV ad but very memorable:

Hello boys

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oxo gives a meal man appeal.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel it calling in the air tonight

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By *zsander23Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

When you're feeling in a state have a malt and choco-late.. Have you got a light boy? Ovaltine light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's millions says Geoffrey all under one roof .. it’s called toy r us toys r us …….

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Sure is a Mighty chew...

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Beans means heinz lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Now is the time, to send us a line, for your Hoeseasons boating brochure

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

“Lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cool talking, high walking, fast livin, ever givin, cool fizzin….. Pepsi" What more can be said! Always reminds me of the Pearl & Dean ads in the cinema along with The Chines/Indian/Italian restaurant only 5min walk from this theatre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't sing, you can't play....

You'll go a long way

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I haven't read the whole thread so I'm sorry if this has been said.

" How do you like your eggs done,

Can you see the milkman,

Do you know you've got a wasp in your ear......"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

A ha..Happy birthday to Toby ?

A hazelnut...in time saves lines.

A hazelnut in every bite...I remember.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Become king of the road with these Carlos Fandango super wide wheels...

Alternatively relax with a slim panatella

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Tap it & unwrap it

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Tap it & unwrap it"

Anytime any place anywhere

Martini

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Tap it & unwrap it

Anytime any place anywhere

Martini

Getting your head down sweetie jolly good idea

Cinzano

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

The red car and the blue car had a race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say bye bye to Louie the fly.

My dad picks the fruit that goes to Cottee's, to make the cordial that I like best.

Slip, Slop, Slap. Slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen, and slap on a hat.

C'mon Aussie c'mon, c'mon.

Up there, Cazaly.

The burgers are better at Hungry Jack's

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

They're tasty,tasty.Very very tasty They're oh so tasty.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

You only get an oooooo with ....

Follow the bear

You know when you've been .....

Fly fishing bh JR Hartely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we over done it with the Sherry

Splash it all over Henry.

Mars a day helps you work rest and play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the right!

Do you have the right to buy your council house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’m Barry Scott…

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By *rickie-dickieMan
over a year ago

South Durham

"Fer Tudor, Ah'd climb a moontin!"

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

He waits....that's what he does...And I'll tell you what....Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick.

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

the red car and the blue car had a race

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By *piphoneMan
over a year ago

across the universe

Who put the chocolate in the mints

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Will it be chips or jacket spuds, will it be salad or frozen peas…

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By *ream of Sum Yung Gai2Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Take two bottles into the shower, not me.

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Struth, there's a bloke down there with no strides on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fer Tudor, Ah'd climb a moontin!" "

That's the worst geordie ever.

Even worse than Vera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Song by the Honeybus, used in an advert.

'She flies like a bird, in the sky-aye-aye'.

Song by the New Seekers, also used in an advert

'I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If you see Sid, tell him'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ … you don’t need to be rich to be privileged…”

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

Ahh bisto…

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

Tell them about the honey mummy..

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Re record....not fade away...

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

All because the lady loves Milk Tray

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By *arrysBigBallsMan
over a year ago

PORTSMOUTH

Your caring sharing Co op full of fresh ideas.

( right load of rubbish now, can't afford to shop in there).

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

We wanna be together..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You can help me get 50% off my home insurance?'

'That's nothing, he told me he helped Rolf Harris move house'.

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

"All because the lady loves Milk Tray"

Classic!

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By *rickie-dickieMan
over a year ago

South Durham

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By *exy Bi FemWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Full of Eastern promise

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By *arlot_CharlotteWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Derek! Do we have to go through this rigmarole every time?!

Just throw it to the ducks!!!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Try em, They're Bootiful !

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By *rickie-dickieMan
over a year ago

South Durham

""Fer Tudor, Ah'd climb a moontin!"

That's the worst geordie ever.

Even worse than Vera."

Accurate though, watch the ad on yt.

Whats wrong with Ms Stan Hope?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Snap, Crackle and Pop!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Hard Cheese, Portia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh……Bisto

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