FabSwingers.com forum: Newbies

By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a newbie but we never interacted.

I have a silly sex injury story of broken ribs after falling over the edge of a bathtub during a little self loving session, right at the vinegar stroke.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I love cinnamon.

Hey.

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I love cinnamon.

Hey."

Savage

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I love cinnamon.

Hey."

I must say I like it almost on all deserts and even in some stews and casseroles too

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

Dear OP,

The Clique have asked me to remind you not to discuss them or propagate the notion they exist. Your account is now being monitored.

PS The Clique do not exist.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I'm not a newbie anymore i don't think. I hate popcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a newbie anymore i don't think. I hate popcorn."

Amen to that.

Popcorn is f’kin pointless stuff.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"I'm not a newbie anymore i don't think. I hate popcorn.

Amen to that.

Popcorn is f’kin pointless stuff. "

I hate it even more when people mention it on threads. Like i just have.

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

Dear OP,

The Clique have asked me to remind you not to discuss them or propagate the notion they exist. Your account is now being monitored.

PS The Clique do not exist."

Tell them I said ram it!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Hey

Not sure if i count as new but anyway a funny story when at work when the new office was being built i was helping migrate to the new one adding finishing touches. It was 230 so home time me and all the builders were leaving site. As we were going down the stair i fell down about 10 step as i slipped on a screw that was probably no bigger than 3 cm. Safe to say they didnt drop it for a good 3 weeks and even went to the extent to sweep every single step before i went down

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm not a newbie anymore i don't think. I hate popcorn."

Other snacks are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

Dear OP,

The Clique have asked me to remind you not to discuss them or propagate the notion they exist. Your account is now being monitored.

PS The Clique do not exist."

The anti-clique has noted you mentioning the clique to be used as evidence that you are indeed in the clique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. I still concoder myself a newbie, and I think lots of us do when you hear people have been here for 10 yrs +.

It’s mental.

But, I like these threads, this forum is good fun.

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

I’ve no idea what half these emojis are supposed to represent.

Hello all and Bon weekend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a newbie to the Forum although I may have been on the site more than ten years - I blame another Forumite for introducing me to the Lounge and the amount of time I now spend on here.

My account says, based on my charge out rate and the amount of billable hours I put down, I must have 200 days leave a year. I find that someone harsh, but then maybe I spend too much time doing non-billable work (at the moment this is either marketing or continuing professional development - whilst meets I put down as training!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a newbie to the Forum although I may have been on the site more than ten years - I blame another Forumite for introducing me to the Lounge and the amount of time I now spend on here.

My account** says, based on my charge out rate and the amount of billable hours I put down, I must have 200 days leave a year. I find that someone harsh, but then maybe I spend too much time doing non-billable work (at the moment this is either marketing or continuing professional development - whilst meets I put down as training!)

** accountant

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

I replied in a thread and thought I was being humorous……..turns out I wasn’t and it was a different thread to what I thought I was replying in…..I do sincerely apologise the the couple if they ever read this….

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Hello. I’m me, when I’m nervous, I write too much on my profile and then become too indecisive to edit it.

My interesting Fab fact is that I’ve had more accidental threesomes than deliberate/successful threesomes.

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By *evebal12Man
over a year ago

Canary Wharf

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

What a lovely gesture.

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I’ve no idea what half these emojis are supposed to represent.

Hello all and Bon weekend x"

Bonjour!

have a cracker mucka.

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm a newbie to the Forum although I may have been on the site more than ten years - I blame another Forumite for introducing me to the Lounge and the amount of time I now spend on here.

Ah the joy of being a rich contractor, I miss those days.

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

Can’t think what you’re referring to, but I’m sure th happily take the apology.

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Hello. I’m me, when I’m nervous, I write too much on my profile and then become too indecisive to edit it.

My interesting Fab fact is that I’ve had more accidental threesomes than deliberate/successful threesomes."

Now you HAVE to tell an accidental threesome story!?!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m not new, but recently reinvigorated on here. Hello to everyone new. Welcome.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Not new to fab, but probably new to alot of you, as only been back on a few weeks..

So hello!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"I’m not new, but recently reinvigorated on here. Hello to everyone new. Welcome.

Heyyyy! Love your threads that you create

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Not new to fab, but probably new to alot of you, as only been back on a few weeks..

So hello!"

Hey welcome back

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m not new, but recently reinvigorated on here. Hello to everyone new. Welcome.

Heyyyy! Love your threads that you create

Awwww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on fab off and on a couple of years but this time discovered the forum and its the main reason I am on fab at the moment. So definitely a forum newbie

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Not new to fab, but probably new to alot of you, as only been back on a few weeks..

So hello!

Hey welcome back

Thankyou

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"Not new to fab, but probably new to alot of you, as only been back on a few weeks..

So hello!"

Hello. Always good to see you around. Stay longer this time will you?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Funny anecdote I may or may not be a dickhead with a 3rd nipple

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

Dear OP,

The Clique have asked me to remind you not to discuss them or propagate the notion they exist. Your account is now being monitored.

PS The Clique do not exist.

Tell them I said ram it!

The first rule of The Clique is you don’t talk about The Clique…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya OP & everyone, wishing u all a good day & wkend. ahead. I shall try my best not to misbehave & or delete account yet again; one of many bad habits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

Hi there either give punch line or get punch, which one you will prefer, hate big hands though

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im newer than new car smell in a nissan sunny

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

I once fell out of a window live on camera in the chat rooms waaaaay back when there used to be occasional invasions of Canada.

And while I may have been here for a little more than a short while, I've never bought in to any clique notions. I've seen too many come and go to believe in that any more than I do the tooth fairy.

*and that bastard still owes me money....

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"From experience the forum can be quite an intimidating place for newbies, and people that maybe aren’t in the “clique”.

Here’s your chance to jump into the madness! Tell us all one funny anecdote about yourself and say hey.

Hi there either give punch line or get punch, which one you will prefer, hate big hands though

No idea what you mean mate, sounds aggressive though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all would love to chat. My main love is marmite

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

Not new but back after having a baby 6 months ago

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I’m not a newbie but the past year I haven’t commented in the forums as much as I used to so there stands a good chance that besides the people that know me in person, I’m an unknown personality wise to many

Not sure I have any funny fab related stories to share

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a newbie to the Forum although I may have been on the site more than ten years - I blame another Forumite for introducing me to the Lounge and the amount of time I now spend on here.

Ah the joy of being a rich contractor, I miss those days.

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would be rich if I just remembered to bill the hours I worked!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Not completely new to the forums but took a step back as I’m finding myself slowly not really fitting in anymore.

Errr, as for a funny anecdote, I once got arrested for jumping into hedges.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I don't enjoy sex and I hate Men.

I'm just here for the bants, Bruh. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a rejoining member, having taken a break, I guess I am new(ish) again.

Hello all

Funny anecdote, erm … I once rode a dog (accidentally) whilst out on a site visit for work

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Not completely new to the forums but took a step back as I’m finding myself slowly not really fitting in anymore.

Errr, as for a funny anecdote, I once got arrested for jumping into hedges. "

Haha we used to do but never got caught

Marc

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Not completely new to the forums but took a step back as I’m finding myself slowly not really fitting in anymore.

Errr, as for a funny anecdote, I once got arrested for jumping into hedges.

Haha we used to do but never got caught

Marc"

Dammit, what was your secret?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The clique

Is this a word used for people that get on?!

Mrs

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Not completely new to the forums but took a step back as I’m finding myself slowly not really fitting in anymore.

Errr, as for a funny anecdote, I once got arrested for jumping into hedges.

Haha we used to do but never got caught

Marc

Dammit, what was your secret?

I grew up in a town where there wasn’t a strong police presence. I can’t believe we got away with everything we did

Marc

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello. I’m me, when I’m nervous, I write too much on my profile and then become too indecisive to edit it.

My interesting Fab fact is that I’ve had more accidental threesomes than deliberate/successful threesomes."

How do you have an accidental threesome?

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By *nkyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"The clique

Is this a word used for people that get on?!

Mrs "

Let’s go with that.

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