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By *itan1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Sorry bud. We're all fatties on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I’m sitting waiting for this, this will go so well Op

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up."

Actually laughed so much a little pee came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up."

Funny

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Not for me thanks I broke the last one.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

There are loads of lovely women who are slim on the site OP. Maybe you need to go to Specsavers or maybe not and leave them for me

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By *itan1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

Well we all have our preferences

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up."

This wins the internet for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh, slim women?! Eurgh

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Hold up I need to pop to shop for popcorn first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they be slim and bisexual too?

V

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

I'm fat and old too but believe me there is a very slim woman if you swint.

Joking aside are you fattist are slim birds a better ride!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I identify as a slim woman in my head

Tinder x

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Eurgh, slim women?! Eurgh "
Well Russ said it's like fucking a coat hanger but he's old and needs the padding

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eurgh, slim women?! Eurgh Well Russ said it's like fucking a coat hanger but he's old and needs the padding "
yikes lol!

I’m young and apparently I need the padding too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god he didn't say the other word.

Oh look a cock.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

God how slim are you pass me your tips on dieting please.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up.

Actually laughed so much a little pee came out"

Maybe you squirted

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By *itan1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ??

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

That’s bait….

Coming from me that’s saying something!

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By *itan1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread "
exactly

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"There are loads of lovely women who are slim on the site OP. Maybe you need to go to Specsavers or maybe not and leave them for me "

I could list quite a few who just post regularly on here, they're definitely on here OP

Tinder

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I identify as a slim woman in my head

Tinder x"

Snort laughed.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread "
Sorry it just makes me mad I love all body types shapes colours tbh it's skin deep.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"There are loads of lovely women who are slim on the site OP. Maybe you need to go to Specsavers or maybe not and leave them for me

I could list quite a few who just post regularly on here, they're definitely on here OP

Tinder "

Exactly what I was thinking Tinder, oh well never mind more for us

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread "
Exactly . You don't get this on bbw threads

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ?? "

And the rest don't?

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread "
This .

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread "

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Well we all have our preferences"
guess your are pork pies!

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By *itan1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread Sorry it just makes me mad I love all body types shapes colours tbh it's skin deep.

"

that's your preference then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ?? "

That’s not fair. You can have your preferences without putting down others.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"There are loads of lovely women who are slim on the site OP. Maybe you need to go to Specsavers or maybe not and leave them for me

I could list quite a few who just post regularly on here, they're definitely on here OP

Tinder "

Oh yes they most definitely are on here....the Op possibly just doesn't appeal to them

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"There are loads of lovely women who are slim on the site OP. Maybe you need to go to Specsavers or maybe not and leave them for me

I could list quite a few who just post regularly on here, they're definitely on here OP

Tinder

Exactly what I was thinking Tinder, oh well never mind more for us "

Woo hoo!!

Tinder x

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up."

Amazing

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Saying nothing just enjoying the carnage

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I also like them .

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ??

That’s not fair. You can have your preferences without putting down others. "

This ^ no need to put anyone down because of the shape of their bodies, be it short, tall, slim or big. Grr people, preferences are fine, putting others down is not.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"There are loads of lovely women who are slim on the site OP. Maybe you need to go to Specsavers or maybe not and leave them for me

I could list quite a few who just post regularly on here, they're definitely on here OP

Tinder

Oh yes they most definitely are on here....the Op possibly just doesn't appeal to them "

Just off this thread the OP certainly doesn’t appeal to me. Roxy x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ??

That’s not fair. You can have your preferences without putting down others. "

It was all going so well till then...

Tinder x

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By *itan1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything "

You're OP was fine, in my opinion. However, the clothes comment not cool. You lost my support once you did that. Overweight, fat bird

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

Next post will go something like:

“Why can’t I get a meet on here?”

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything "

At this point it appears you’re just trolling. It’s not a great look and not going to do your chances any favours. Roxy x

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By *itan1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

Just for the record I don't like women covered in tattoos either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything "

You can prefer slimmer women, there’s no issue. What’s not okay is putting other women who don’t meet your preferences down.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything

At this point it appears you’re just trolling. It’s not a great look and not going to do your chances any favours. Roxy x"

To be fair his chances were pretty slim before he posted the thread...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything "

You can have your preferences, tall,short,slim,larger.....

You basically commented that 'slim' people look better in everything, that's a slippery slope to take as some will find it that your think everyone else looks bad

Tinder

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Just for the record I don't like women covered in tattoos either"

Just for the record, and I think I can speak for most women, that’s cool as you’re really not our type. Roxy x

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh this has just entertained me so much, the replies are hilarious. I’ve not laughed so much in a long time.

Love from a non slim woman, who looks shit in clothes and has an awful body

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything

At this point it appears you’re just trolling. It’s not a great look and not going to do your chances any favours. Roxy x

To be fair his chances were pretty slim before he posted the thread..."

Pun intended?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It's like a car crash... you can't look away

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee


"Well we all have our preferences"

And going by this post you won't be theirs.

Body shaming at its finest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything

At this point it appears you’re just trolling. It’s not a great look and not going to do your chances any favours. Roxy x

To be fair his chances were pretty slim before he posted the thread..."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I don't think anyone minds you having preferences. But saying that there aren't many slim attractive women is rude to pretty much every woman on here! Good luck going forward

J

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

--Grabs popcorn--

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record I don't like women covered in tattoos either"

I don’t think they like childish boys either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am slim and short I can confirm I do not look good in everything. If I put a corset on I look ridiculous. Sometimes I wish I was more curvy.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

You need to upgrade to Fab Platinum Tier™ site supporter pass. That's when your slim women will emerge from the darkest deepest shadows.

Whether they find •you• attractive is another matter entirely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pops head in*

Oooo fuck that, I’m off.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything "

Yes they would. Its body shaming and its not cool.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

A had a similar reaction when my post ‘-Ladies… can i smash you in the fart pipe?’ Got posted - what a judgemental lot we are…. But while we’re on the subject… my inbox is open… is your outbox??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *"

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *"

Tinder x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

Mic drop………….. boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I came on here saying I liked fat birds nobody would say anything

You're OP was fine, in my opinion. However, the clothes comment not cool. You lost my support once you did that. Overweight, fat bird "

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"A had a similar reaction when my post ‘-Ladies… can i smash you in the fart pipe?’ Got posted - what a judgemental lot we are…. But while we’re on the subject… my inbox is open… is your outbox?? "

Probably because you forgot to say please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I ate them

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Mrs4 is size 10.....in real life aswell xx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The first rule about Slim Woman Club is…….

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I ate them "

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You win the forum today!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I ate them "

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I hoovered them all up.....will return them later....

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

What did I miss, I'll quicky grab popcorn.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I hoovered them all up.....will return them later...."

Don’t even get this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re here….it’s just hard to see them!…

*it’s just a joke!!!!

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

They are hiding behind us fatties!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston


"I ate them "

best comment yet

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"They’re here….it’s just hard to see them!…

*it’s just a joke!!!!"

Not a funny one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They’re here….it’s just hard to see them!…

*it’s just a joke!!!!

Not a funny one. "

…. Sorry

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I ate them

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You win the forum today! "

My day is complete - don't expect anything else from me today

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I ate them

"

You forgive me don't you Felix

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

There’s nothing to forgive, beautiful!

Plus, if I’m shagging you, I’m also shagging all of them! That’s my MFF achieved

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s a piece of cake to get the big ones in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry bud. We're all fatties on here "

Sold . I’m in …. Take me ^^

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

Oh crumbs !

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender "

This is pure genius! ..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I ate them "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender "

Haha you win thread over

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"There’s nothing to forgive, beautiful!

Plus, if I’m shagging you, I’m also shagging all of them! That’s my MFF achieved "

I hope that's a promise

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I ate them

"

With custard of course

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

Are you trying to get yourself on the Fab undate/fuckable list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough audience.

Good luck OP.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I ate them

With custard of course "

Do you ever put sprinkles on top of the custard to make it look posh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be tryna laugh with the bros but they can’t take a joke

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

You can tell it's Friday afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe wait until lunch time and try asking again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *"

May I join you?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender "

Your purse is exceptionally slim, you tight cøw.

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By *hrynWoman
over a year ago

Sussex


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm.

--Grabs popcorn--"

Will you share your popcorn?

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

I love a bigger dick

OP there are loads of slim women on fab, some don't even frequent the forums.

Good luck!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I ate them

With custard of course "

Goes without saying obvs

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"A had a similar reaction when my post ‘-Ladies… can i smash you in the fart pipe?’ Got posted - what a judgemental lot we are…. But while we’re on the subject… my inbox is open… is your outbox??

Probably because you forgot to say please"

Devil in the details…

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"I be tryna laugh with the bros but they can’t take a joke"

I'm blimic but keep forgetting to be sick ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They’re here….it’s just hard to see them!…

*it’s just a joke!!!!"

They're standing behind me.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"I identify as a slim woman in my head

Tinder x"

Are you Trans-slender?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Holy shit OP, fab suicide thread

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *

May I join you? "

I'd like to join you both for aftercare

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

I won't start ranting.... ive done it all before.... but wow, read through to see how much body shaming there would be and this is the worst for a long time!

.....feel op might not be too successful following this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

We’re all camped out on your mate’s driveway because he has more girth.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender

Your purse is exceptionally slim, you tight cøw. "

This is what the cards are for silly Nero

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I identify as a slim woman in my head

Tinder x

Are you Trans-slender?"

Don't be stealing my line!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I be tryna laugh with the bros but they can’t take a joke

I'm blimic but keep forgetting to be sick ??"

Thats low even for my standards

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I ate them "

Can I be eaten too please

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says the man with a visible gut overhanging his penis in his photos. Lol.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

There are lots on here!take a look through the hot pics for a start x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I ate them

With custard of course

Do you ever put sprinkles on top of the custard to make it look posh?"

Oh yeah - and crumbled chocolate flake!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I ate them

Can I be eaten too please

Mrs "

I thought you'd never ask

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm fat but I identify as slim....

I'm Translender

Your purse is exceptionally slim, you tight cøw.

·

This is what the cards are for silly Nero "

You keep your cards close to your chest...in between your cleavage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *

May I join you? "

Please do. I'm having a big one.. All over my stomach.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm."

Obviously not looking for men with their jammies on the carpet and an ashtray of peanuts on the sofa …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *

May I join you?

I'd like to join you both for aftercare "

That's a long drive for you then!

*PW deletes what else she was going to type as she doesn't want a sore wrist *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record I don't like women covered in tattoos either"

That’s ok. My tattoos don’t like you either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm.

Obviously not looking for men with their jammies on the carpet and an ashtray of peanuts on the sofa ….."

Ashtray of peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the man with a visible gut overhanging his penis in his photos. Lol. "

Damn girl..are you serving Savlon with that burn

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread "

There's actually quite a bit of slim bashing that goes on in BBW threads. It amazes me why some people can't give one body shape a compliment without the need to put other body shapes down, it's saddening really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate them

Can I be eaten too please

Mrs

I thought you'd never ask "

Do you eat slim men?….

Asking for a friend…

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I ate them

Can I be eaten too please

Mrs

I thought you'd never ask

Do you eat slim men?….

Asking for a friend… "

Sure I'm an equal opportunist me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this thread? Did he get crucified? I am now going to have to take the next fifteen minutes reading through - better go and get a G&T and something to munch on.

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

There's several nice ones in Top Videos page usually, though never from around here alas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fat and old too but believe me there is a very slim woman if you swint.

Joking aside are you fattist are slim birds a better ride!

"

You identify as slim though!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

Curves all the way!

Lumps and bumps…nom nom nom

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I ate them, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's inside me somewhere else, I just shut her up with chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we all have our preferencesguess your are pork pies! "

I like a pork pie, especially with the hard boiled egg inside (probably blasphemy there)

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Well we all have our preferencesguess your are pork pies!

I like a pork pie, especially with the hard boiled egg inside (probably blasphemy there) "

I just like getting Porked my eggs are passed their sell by date ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record I don't like women covered in tattoos either

Just for the record, and I think I can speak for most women, that’s cool as you’re really not our type. Roxy x"

I wondered if he had mistaken the view of P from behind (who is definitely covered in tattoos) for R who only has some tattoos. It's all going so well OP.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread

There's actually quite a bit of slim bashing that goes on in BBW threads. It amazes me why some people can't give one body shape a compliment without the need to put other body shapes down, it's saddening really."

Nothing more unattractive to than putting others down. This could have been a thread celebrating slimmer ladies but nope

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *

May I join you?

I'd like to join you both for aftercare

That's a long drive for you then!

*PW deletes what else she was going to type as she doesn't want a sore wrist *"

I think it would be worth it

Also I wouldn't want to be responsible for you having sore bits now would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we all have our preferencesguess your are pork pies!

I like a pork pie, especially with the hard boiled egg inside (probably blasphemy there)

I just like getting Porked my eggs are passed their sell by date ;-("

Quietly chortling.

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By *owestoft ManMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Never good to put either down but I do prefer slim woman just my preference. But I have seen many slim on here just need to look. Although on this site I've not met up with any females lol Seem all the ones I get to play with are in the Pubs

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By *arry LickitMan
over a year ago

Wales

Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like "

Did you read the thread properly?

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ?? "

There you go ladies, save a fortune on clothes and go naked as it seems not worth effort of dressing

Cuck

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By *arry LickitMan
over a year ago

Wales


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like

Did you read the thread properly?"

I skimmed through it. I saw people addressing his first post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ?? "

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Can we not make this a slim woman bashing thread pretty please? Everyone has their preferences, and I doubt there would be as much backlash to a BBW type thread Exactly . You don't get this on bbw threads"

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"I do love an attractive slim woman but doesn't seem many in here atm.

--Grabs popcorn--

Will you share your popcorn? "

Absolutely, plenty for everyone here, I'm not even doing the popcorn trick.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like

Did you read the thread properly?

I skimmed through it. I saw people addressing his first post. "

Yeah his first post which basically says there's not many attractive women on here

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Just for the record I don't like women covered in tattoos either

Just for the record, and I think I can speak for most women, that’s cool as you’re really not our type. Roxy x

I wondered if he had mistaken the view of P from behind (who is definitely covered in tattoos) for R who only has some tattoos. It's all going so well OP."

If you see the size of her peach you’ll notice the HUGe difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like "

It's not about not accepting preference, it's about how that preference is expressed.

With today's society, everybody should be accepted (rightfully so), expect for those not so good at expressing.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like "

Going to hazard a guess you haven’t actually read through the replies. May want to rethink this post bud.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ??

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone "

He’s got A LOT of sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ??

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone "

CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS

MATTHIAS: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!

OFFICIAL: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.

CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.

CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up.

Funny "

"The real slim lady" would have been even better though...

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ??

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS

MATTHIAS: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!

OFFICIAL: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.

CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.

CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started."

bravo!

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By *arry LickitMan
over a year ago

Wales


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like

Going to hazard a guess you haven’t actually read through the replies. May want to rethink this post bud."

I think you should have a think about posting about all women not being interested in the OP. You can't speak for everyone bud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clothes look better on a slim woman and body looks better without clothes ??

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

He’s got A LOT of sin."

I’m not gonna bother wasting my typing on how detrimental it can be to make the comments he has, or the damage stereotyping does to peoples mental health, I’ll just say I’m pretty sure he’s just scuppered his chances of getting any more meets

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I was slim pre covid...now I'm a huge fatty! Soz

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm so sorry, OP, I ate them all

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By *arry LickitMan
over a year ago

Wales


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like

Did you read the thread properly?

I skimmed through it. I saw people addressing his first post.

Yeah his first post which basically says there's not many attractive women on here "

Go on be the white Knight

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

taboo subject to talk about body size here, touchy subject ?

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By *lippersXXXMan
over a year ago

North Central london

Oooh well I prefere a more curvaceous woman. The more you have the less likely your willing to loose it. Here's to you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the real slim woman please stand up.

Please stand up.

Please stand up.

Funny

"The real slim lady" would have been even better though...

Just saying "

you right you right

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This thread was full. Now it's not full. I am confused.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Uh oh. Someone got in trouble

In conclusion, thank you for a thread that helped add to my block list

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"This thread was full. Now it's not full. I am confused. "

It slimmed down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*PW rushes out to the nearest tattoo place *

May I join you?

I'd like to join you both for aftercare

That's a long drive for you then!

*PW deletes what else she was going to type as she doesn't want a sore wrist *

I think it would be worth it

Also I wouldn't want to be responsible for you having sore bits now would I "

I think the three of us should find an all you can buffet as well.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Going by some of these posts it seems men are not supposed to have preferences, but women can say what they like

Did you read the thread properly?

I skimmed through it. I saw people addressing his first post.

Yeah his first post which basically says there's not many attractive women on here

Go on be the white Knight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us. Fuck it, let's all stand up.

Mic drop.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"This thread was full. Now it's not full. I am confused. "

I know how it feels.

That’s exactly why I’m not a slim boy anymore.

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