FabSwingers.com forum: Do you ‘rate’ sex?

By *ustincamebridge OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

Nope, there's been far too many sessions to remember or rate each one.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

No, my scale is based on on my own up to with somebody else. Lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes sometimes if it's exceptional I'll let the Mr know.

Mrs

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I think its high time people put excel spreadsheets to work while in the sheets.

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By *ustincamebridge OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

This is why I do not post

Does anyone else ‘rate’ sex. Last night Cammy came to bed feeling horny. She took control and I said afterwards that it was in my top three of all time. She holds the number one slot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I do not post

Does anyone else ‘rate’ sex. Last night Cammy came to bed feeling horny. She took control and I said afterwards that it was in my top three of all time. She holds the number one slot"

Oh I’ve got top 3 times and top 3 times with each partner but equally like there’s plenty of great sex that I don’t remember so it’s not exactly a reliable podium

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I give them TripAdvisor style verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I rate it highly. 10/10

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I think its high time people put excel spreadsheets to work while in the sheets."

I’ll pivot your table anytime.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes got a chart on the wall, it's up and down more than the Euro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make them all fill out a survey before they leave.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Always. I have my very own Michelin Guide™ which I maintain.

I keep a high bar.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I make them all fill out a survey before they leave. "

For inclusivity, it’s just a range of smiley faces on the wall. Point at how you feel, please.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I hope we've all got memories of outstanding sex with our partners and I don't think there's much wrong with that

This isn't the same thing at all but years ago I watched a TV show in which younger couples were having sexual difficulties. The guy in one couple would rate his partner out of ten every damn time they had sex and give a run down on where she could improve. He never rated her highly. The therapist asked her how she would rate him, I laughed my head off when she answered along the lines of one out of ten for nearly everything he did. His face was an absolute picture.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes. My system is really really simple.

If I liked it then I’ll shag you again.

If I didn’t like it then adios

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

No I just try to enjoy the best I can

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Yes

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By *ictoriousMan
over a year ago

Bristol

My German girlfriend used to rate sex. Anal always got the best score. She'd keep shouting nine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make them all fill out a survey before they leave.

For inclusivity, it’s just a range of smiley faces on the wall. Point at how you feel, please.

That’s a better idea. I like looking at pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer a rating service …

Enquire within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My German girlfriend used to rate sex. Anal always got the best score. She'd keep shouting nine!

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love it ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i rate it? I guess. I dont rate it above sammich. Sammich is da bomb. I do rate sex above hammering needles through my fingernails. It is much better than that. Sometimes i dont rate sex over a wank and for some reason the sammich maker gets mad if i do that. I dont know why it does that. I just cant be arsed with the mess at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes after they've finished I play the strictly music and hold up my number card.

Some people appreciate it, others don't.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Yes after they've finished I play the strictly music and hold up my number card.

Some people appreciate it, others don't. "

I've taken it a step further with a panel of judges. Makes arranging meets more difficult, but it's worth it for the expert critique.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No I don't rate sex

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I do not.

When I'm with someone I'm in that moment, not mired in comparing it to past exploits. Unless they're shit. Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate it? I can’t even remember it

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By *ady GoodwitchWoman
over a year ago

Witchery wish lane

Well no I don't rate people but still to find the one to bring my tiger out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wait until I get in the cab, then hold up my scorecard.

Cum Dine With Me.

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