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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where and when was your last danger wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger is my middle name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danger is my middle name "

Thought it was arse

(Wrecks arse holes)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Danger is my middle name "

That’s a coincidence because wank is my middle name

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where and when was your last danger wank? "

Work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danger is my middle name

Thought it was arse

(Wrecks arse holes) "

That’s my confirmation name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danger is my middle name

Thought it was arse

(Wrecks arse holes)

That’s my confirmation name "

I’ll need to confirm your arse wrecking skills before I can give you confirmation I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danger is my middle name

Thought it was arse

(Wrecks arse holes)

That’s my confirmation name

I’ll need to confirm your arse wrecking skills before I can give you confirmation I’m afraid "

I’ll splash you with my holy water - my child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno if it's classed as a danger wank, but last time I was in police custody I knocked one out in the cell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danger is my middle name

Thought it was arse

(Wrecks arse holes)

That’s my confirmation name

I’ll need to confirm your arse wrecking skills before I can give you confirmation I’m afraid

I’ll splash you with my holy water - my child "

Just mind the hair please Rex, I had it done today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/05/23 21:55:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I wanked into a running blender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was under RexHoles bed where he sleeps in his tent because he lives in a field somewhere because he is carrying several diseases but it was a lovely bang of the clit but I was a bit cold because he doesn't have any radiators or even a hot water bottle unfortunately for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was under RexHoles bed where he sleeps in his tent because he lives in a field somewhere because he is carrying several diseases but it was a lovely bang of the clit but I was a bit cold because he doesn't have any radiators or even a hot water bottle unfortunately for me."

Did you write that using the predictive text middle button

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Before touching a plug socket this morning. Sparky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was under RexHoles bed where he sleeps in his tent because he lives in a field somewhere because he is carrying several diseases but it was a lovely bang of the clit but I was a bit cold because he doesn't have any radiators or even a hot water bottle unfortunately for me."

Brexit done this to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norton St. Phillip.

With the windows open.

Not me mind.

She was loud.

Uh oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was under RexHoles bed where he sleeps in his tent because he lives in a field somewhere because he is carrying several diseases but it was a lovely bang of the clit but I was a bit cold because he doesn't have any radiators or even a hot water bottle unfortunately for me."

Woooo she's back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the danger wank where you wank close to the sex to try and last longer but just end up on flop the whole time like that episode of the inbetweeners?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work "

Utter Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my mates miss knickers in there bathroom and she put them on after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was under RexHoles bed where he sleeps in his tent because he lives in a field somewhere because he is carrying several diseases but it was a lovely bang of the clit but I was a bit cold because he doesn't have any radiators or even a hot water bottle unfortunately for me.

Did you write that using the predictive text middle button "

I am worried my brain is the middle button and is what causes me to be the way I am every single day of my life maybe this is because I banged my head on RexHoles insanely erect and solid cock.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I was under RexHoles bed where he sleeps in his tent because he lives in a field somewhere because he is carrying several diseases but it was a lovely bang of the clit but I was a bit cold because he doesn't have any radiators or even a hot water bottle unfortunately for me.

Did you write that using the predictive text middle button

I am worried my brain is the middle button and is what causes me to be the way I am every single day of my life maybe this is because I banged my head on RexHoles insanely erect and solid cock."

You should sue

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I told a copper i was pregnant and wanked in his hat i was lying i just had my food im still lying

Carry on

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

After I'd diced a kilo of jalapeños.

A

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth "

Why?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why? "

Undertaker or vet.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth "

Can I refer you back to your fab videos, work I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why? "

Don't listen to him

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

In a lift. Going up 10 floors…. All done by level 4.

Completed it mate

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Undertaker or vet.

A"

Cheeky fucker

Morgue actually

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why? "

Because I don't work there

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Because I don't work there "

You could’ve come in the shop while I was busy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Don't listen to him "

Does anyone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Because I don't work there

You could’ve come in the shop while I was busy "

Give me notice next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Don't listen to him

Does anyone "

Not usually no

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Just now, before all the cats realised I'd come up to bed.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Don't listen to him

Does anyone

Not usually no "

Full of Charm you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Don't listen to him

Does anyone "

Who?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Don't listen to him

Does anyone

Who? "

I'm off to bed to sulk now

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Don't listen to him

Does anyone

Who?

I'm off to bed to sulk now "

But who are you though?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where and when was your last danger wank?

Work

Utter Filth

Why?

Don't listen to him

Does anyone

Who?

I'm off to bed to sulk now

But who are you though? "

A bit of a knob really

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