FabSwingers.com forum: Dress your age (men’s fashion failures)

By *andadbod OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I done this thread quite a few years back with some very funny results, so here it is again.

What shouldn’t men wear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men shouldn’t wear underwear seen as they always leave shit stains in them.

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

Socks in bed!

Socks and sandles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks in bed!

Socks and sandles!

What’s wrong with socks and candles

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Rollnecks

Winkle pickers

Flared jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A onesie

Neither should women

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

The weight of other people's expectations

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

"A onesie

Neither should women"

You're right that men shouldn't wear them. But damn they feel sexy to wear. No idea why!! They don't hide a hard on that's for sure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A onesie

Neither should women

You're right that men shouldn't wear them. But damn they feel sexy to wear. No idea why!! They don't hide a hard on that's for sure!!"

I have no words.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Astronauts suits on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snorkels in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Astronauts suits on the beach"

Keeps sand out of your eyes.

Keeps it out of everywhere!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Socks while fucking!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think men should wear what they like but I don't like the look of skinny jeans and no socks over about the age of 30

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

"Socks in bed!

Socks and sandles!

What’s wrong with socks and candles

Everything is wrong with socks in bed!!

And then pairing them up with sandles !!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

As long as it’s not crocs wear what you want… and own it

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

"The weight of other people's expectations "

This

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

what's those slider things they wear with socks. Isn't that just the same as Jesus sandals with socks. Have to say haven't seen Jesus sandals for a long tomr

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"As long as it’s not crocs wear what you want… and own it

I have 4 pairs, including some fancy limited edition ones.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Skinny jeans and plimsolls

Just look like giant toddlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody should wear a dry robe apart from at the beach

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Sandals and half mast socks

Cropped trousers. Nobody gets hot ankles.

Middle age crisis t shirts with slogans on

Satin bombers

White shirts and bad polyester bus driver style trousers

Grey joggers

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As long as it’s not crocs wear what you want… and own it

I have 4 pairs, including some fancy limited edition ones.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I dress like rab nesbit so i think im all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs are cool.

Sliders and socks are cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake stone island or barberry scarf or them silly coats with goggles in hood

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"what's those slider things they wear with socks. Isn't that just the same as Jesus sandals with socks. Have to say haven't seen Jesus sandals for a long tomr"

Jesus sandals are pretty much all my Grandmother used to wear

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I read thins thread for tips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans. They look absolutely awful!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Socks in bed!

Socks and sandles!

Joe Beans can wear socks in sandals every day of the week!!

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"As long as it’s not crocs wear what you want… and own it

I have 4 pairs, including some fancy limited edition ones.

Show us your crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thongs on the beach. Just no.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

What is dressing your age?

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

If you like it, feel good in it and feel comfortable in it, then wear whatever you want without worrying about other people's judgment. Be your own individual self, if someone else doesn't like it, that's their problem, not yours.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Socks in bed!

Socks and sandles!

Joe Beans can wear socks in sandals every day of the week!!

He's the only one I've ever seen who can pull that off lol

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By *andadbod OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What is dressing your age?"

Not wearing 3/4 baggy denim pants, converse, oversized baggy t-shirt and a baseball cap on ya head back to front at the age of 40+

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m quite partial to a Lacoste tracksuit tucked into Calvin Klein white sock accompanied by some Nike tn’s ( with matching cap may I add

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The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Paul weller haircut after the age of 25

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By *vilsluggMan
over a year ago

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By *vilsluggMan
over a year ago

"Astronauts suits on the beach"

Could this really be a Doctor Who reference?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m quite partial to a Lacoste tracksuit tucked into Calvin Klein white sock accompanied by some Nike tn’s ( with matching cap may I add

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The mr "

ERM I'm also quite partial to divorce

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the plain white tshirt and blazer look still a thing ?

Man bags ?

White trainer socks ?

Funny how trends differ over the years

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Balenciaga triple s trainers

Fila trainers

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

There are things I won't wear because they just don't suit me. But overall I'd say dress how you want. Style is individual, don't let others dictate to you.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What is dressing your age?

Not wearing 3/4 baggy denim pants, converse, oversized baggy t-shirt and a baseball cap on ya head back to front at the age of 40+

But seriously, why not?

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"What is dressing your age?

Not wearing 3/4 baggy denim pants, converse, oversized baggy t-shirt and a baseball cap on ya head back to front at the age of 40+

I’m sending this to Joey Swoll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks in bed!

Socks and sandles!

Joe Beans can wear socks in sandals every day of the week!!

He's the only one I've ever seen who can pull that off lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This applies to men and women but anything from SuperDry. Imagine getting a perfectly good t shirt or hoodie and plastering your ugly-ass logo all over it

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"This applies to men and women but anything from SuperDry. Imagine getting a perfectly good t shirt or hoodie and plastering your ugly-ass logo all over it"

This resonates with my soul!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What is dressing your age?

Not wearing 3/4 baggy denim pants, converse, oversized baggy t-shirt and a baseball cap on ya head back to front at the age of 40+

Phew I’ve a couple of years to continue owning that look although I wear DCs and not converse

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This applies to men and women but anything from SuperDry. Imagine getting a perfectly good t shirt or hoodie and plastering your ugly-ass logo all over it"

Where do you stand on Juicy Couture?!

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

I am beginning to get rid of my skinny jeans and go for 501-style alternatives. I looked at myself in the mirror the other day and realised that I wasn't in my 20s anymore and look rather ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliders, just no, don’t care, just no

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"This applies to men and women but anything from SuperDry. Imagine getting a perfectly good t shirt or hoodie and plastering your ugly-ass logo all over it

Where do you stand on Juicy Couture?!

Can get straight in the fucking bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and nothing makes the girls dry like Superdry.

Pro tip fellas

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen. "

Ah balls! Big skinny jean fan here, I just don’t suit normal cut.

I’m with you on sneaker collecting though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i get dressed i generally wear whatever garment bears the least resistance when i pick it up off the floor. Sometimes they come up easily, but have an inflexibility which makes them difficult to put on and uncomfortable to wear. That can be an issue at times if nothing else will pull up, but being well dressed has never been about comfort. At least i know i am fashionable as people generally make way for me in the street and they often stop and stare. I hope my little tip helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen.

Ah balls! Big skinny jean fan here, I just don’t suit normal cut.

I’m with you on sneaker collecting though! "

Yeah, I know what you mean about the cut - I tend towards a tapered cut these days, you could try that. You've got the arse to fill em!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen.

Ah balls! Big skinny jean fan here, I just don’t suit normal cut.

I’m with you on sneaker collecting though!

Yeah, I know what you mean about the cut - I tend towards a tapered cut these days, you could try that. You've got the arse to fill em!"

I don’t, Roxy certainly does pal.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Socks while fucking!!

A very wise lady explained to me at a meet that the first rule of male stripping is shoes and socks off first…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed. Never leave socks on when fucking and also no hats at the dinner table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen.

Ah balls! Big skinny jean fan here, I just don’t suit normal cut.

I’m with you on sneaker collecting though!

Yeah, I know what you mean about the cut - I tend towards a tapered cut these days, you could try that. You've got the arse to fill em!

I don’t, Roxy certainly does pal.

I concur! And I wouldn't mind seeing Roxy in (and out) a pair of skinny jeans!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This applies to men and women but anything from SuperDry. Imagine getting a perfectly good t shirt or hoodie and plastering your ugly-ass logo all over it

Where do you stand on Juicy Couture?!

Can get straight in the fucking bin!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

open shirts to show big medallions (oldest swinger in town, anyone?)

crocks

cardigans with leather or suede or courdroy elbow patches

mankinis

satin or lurex shirts

trousers so tight they threaten to burst at the seams

suits with trainers on their feet

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"Snorkels in bed "

Sometimes they’re needed though!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen.

Ah balls! Big skinny jean fan here, I just don’t suit normal cut.

I’m with you on sneaker collecting though!

Yeah, I know what you mean about the cut - I tend towards a tapered cut these days, you could try that. You've got the arse to fill em!

I don’t, Roxy certainly does pal.

I concur! And I wouldn't mind seeing Roxy in (and out) a pair of skinny jeans!"

Standby message with bottomless pic incoming just for being a good sport and the hype up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen.

Ah balls! Big skinny jean fan here, I just don’t suit normal cut.

I’m with you on sneaker collecting though!

Yeah, I know what you mean about the cut - I tend towards a tapered cut these days, you could try that. You've got the arse to fill em!

I don’t, Roxy certainly does pal.

I concur! And I wouldn't mind seeing Roxy in (and out) a pair of skinny jeans!

Standby message with bottomless pic incoming just for being a good sport and the hype up.

Big up yourself! (I'd send a heart if I knew how)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nylon football shirts (I happen to like the vintage cotton ones) unless:

a) you're playing football, or

b) you're going to the match and seriously think that if a real player gets stuck in traffic you could step in at the last minute. As long as somebody holds your pie.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I still pretty much dress how I did in the 90's to a point. I wear overly expensive Japanese denim, and collect trainers - clothes the young folk simply either wouldn't wear, or can't afford anyway!

Skinny jeans are not for men in their 40's.

Or short men.

Or fuller figured gentlemen.

Ah balls! Big skinny jean fan here, I just don’t suit normal cut.

I’m with you on sneaker collecting though!

Yeah, I know what you mean about the cut - I tend towards a tapered cut these days, you could try that. You've got the arse to fill em!

I don’t, Roxy certainly does pal.

I concur! And I wouldn't mind seeing Roxy in (and out) a pair of skinny jeans!

Standby message with bottomless pic incoming just for being a good sport and the hype up.

Big up yourself! (I'd send a heart if I knew how)

Put “love” inside brackets, minus the quotation marks.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

That makes you instantly more fashionable ironically.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

That makes you instantly more fashionable ironically.

What a backwards world we live in

Although all my clothes are probably from the early 2000s I’m starting to notice they’re very much in trend right now

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

That makes you instantly more fashionable ironically.

What a backwards world we live in

Although all my clothes are probably from the early 2000s I’m starting to notice they’re very much in trend right now

Don’t think my combo of white shirt, stonewashed jeans and white shoes will EVER be in trend! Was in the 00’s and defo not now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

That makes you instantly more fashionable ironically.

What a backwards world we live in

Although all my clothes are probably from the early 2000s I’m starting to notice they’re very much in trend right now

Don’t think my combo of white shirt, stonewashed jeans and white shoes will EVER be in trend! Was in the 00’s and defo not now!

Stick with it…. It’ll be back round soon

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

That makes you instantly more fashionable ironically.

What a backwards world we live in

Although all my clothes are probably from the early 2000s I’m starting to notice they’re very much in trend right now

Don’t think my combo of white shirt, stonewashed jeans and white shoes will EVER be in trend! Was in the 00’s and defo not now!

Stone washed jeans are always in right?

I’ll stick to my combats and cargos

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

Budgie smugglers under a beer belly

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

That makes you instantly more fashionable ironically.

What a backwards world we live in

Although all my clothes are probably from the early 2000s I’m starting to notice they’re very much in trend right now

Don’t think my combo of white shirt, stonewashed jeans and white shoes will EVER be in trend! Was in the 00’s and defo not now!

Stick with it…. It’ll be back round soon

I also used to wear a shemagh allllll the time. Got absolutely rinsed for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ I’m a walking Fashion faux pas

That makes you instantly more fashionable ironically.

What a backwards world we live in

Although all my clothes are probably from the early 2000s I’m starting to notice they’re very much in trend right now

Don’t think my combo of white shirt, stonewashed jeans and white shoes will EVER be in trend! Was in the 00’s and defo not now!

Stick with it…. It’ll be back round soon

I also used to wear a shemagh allllll the time. Got absolutely rinsed for it

Haha yeah I wear mine up the hills, better than these bloody snoods. My go to dress sense is

Lumber jack or homeless bum.

Hobo hill billy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Reading through this thread I’m getting feelings of exclusion, nobody seems to share my choices of clothing.

I mean what’s so wrong with my knitted tank top, flared corduroys and sandals with beige socks combo.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I fucking hate turtle necks. Even worse when they're under a suit jacket.

I am not a big fan of clothing that pretty much shouts 'I AM A DESIGNER JUMPER,' either

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I fucking hate turtle necks. Even worse when they're under a suit jacket. "

Straight in the sea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sandals and half mast socks

Cropped trousers. Nobody gets hot ankles.

Middle age crisis t shirts with slogans on

Satin bombers

White shirts and bad polyester bus driver style trousers

Grey joggers

This list made me giggle. And I have to agree re the satin bomber… nobody should be wearing one of those unless you’re in Pantomime or a pink lady on a hen do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said no grey joggers?! What! I love it when the weather gets cooler and they come out.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I’m just glad Seattle grunge never went out of fashion and never will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- sliders with white socks that reach mid calf, especially socks with a navy stripe close to the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- sliders with white socks that reach mid calf, especially socks with a navy stripe close to the top"

And anything croc related

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over a year ago

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Is wearing my leg armour showing my age

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

They should never ever wear smart grey joggers against the backdrop of a caramel-coloured contemporary sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should never ever wear smart grey joggers against the backdrop of a caramel-coloured contemporary sofa.

That is worrying to read as I never thought you'd use the word smart about Greg joggers. Are you ok?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"They should never ever wear smart grey joggers against the backdrop of a caramel-coloured contemporary sofa.

That is worrying to read as I never thought you'd use the word smart about Grey joggers. Are you ok?"

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I'm sick. Love sick. Is there a cure for this?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Socks in bed!

Socks and sandles!

What’s wrong with socks and candles

As long as there’s four candles

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"They should never ever wear smart grey joggers against the backdrop of a caramel-coloured contemporary sofa.

I thought they were pyjamas

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

For some reason I have an innate hatred of Hawaiian shirts

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"They should never ever wear smart grey joggers against the backdrop of a caramel-coloured contemporary sofa.

My eyes! My eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny or spray on jeans. Do a fucking leg day once in a while

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Skinny or spray on jeans. Do a fucking leg day once in a while

Aren't skinny jeans meant for skinny legs?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Skinny or spray on jeans. Do a fucking leg day once in a while

Aren't skinny jeans meant for skinny legs?"

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Hence why I wear skinny jeans; I have sparrow legs.

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Vests, unless you have an amazing body.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Men shouldn’t wear underwear seen as they always leave shit stains in them. "

All the more reason to wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skinny or spray on jeans. Do a fucking leg day once in a while

Aren't skinny jeans meant for skinny legs?

contrary to their name they’re absolutely not. They’re meant to help tone and look good on any well-proportioned bod imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should never ever wear smart grey joggers against the backdrop of a caramel-coloured contemporary sofa.

That is worrying to read as I never thought you'd use the word smart about Grey joggers. Are you ok?

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I'm sick. Love sick. Is there a cure for this?

None at all. Why would you want a cure?

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