FabSwingers.com forum: Teaspoons

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!

There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Sorry. I have them.

I have nineteen teaspoons. I wondered where the came from.

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I keep buying new tea spoons too! I have no idea where they all go

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Maybe they grew up into soup spoons or even a ladle

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"I keep buying new tea spoons too! I have no idea where they all go

Yours too?

That would make about six each if you want to collect them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been amassing them, to strip for parts to sell on in less developed economies. Problem is even stripped for parts I’m still left with tea spoons.

Ever the entrepreneur I’ve now started selling “high precision shovels”.

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

It’s those damn tradesmen ! You make them a brew and they steal the teaspoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry. I have them.

I have nineteen teaspoons. I wondered where the came from. "

Are any of your teaspoon rainbow coloured ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm with you, teaspoons and socks I'm sure we have a ghost!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had about 50 plates when I first moved in & down to 4 personally think my roommate has x46 in his room growing mould

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they grew up into soup spoons or even a ladle

They grow up so quickly these days x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s forks in this house.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Sorry. I have them.

I have nineteen teaspoons. I wondered where the came from.

Are any of your teaspoon rainbow coloured ? "

Only the silvery grey section of the rainbow

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

When I was very young in my teens 13 I used to use teaspoons to masterbate the smooth spoon on my clit was amazing.The teaspoons were always very sparse in our house

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

And glasses lol x

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"And glasses lol x"

As in tumblers?

Or spectacles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry. I have them.

I have nineteen teaspoons. I wondered where the came from.

Are any of your teaspoon rainbow coloured ?

Only the silvery grey section of the rainbow"

Then you are not guilty party, but I will be keeping my eye on you.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"And glasses lol x

As in tumblers?

Or spectacles?

Yes

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"And glasses lol x

As in tumblers?

Or spectacles?

Yes

Care to sip

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!

Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about??

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!

Oh god did you miss it was it your special one

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!

Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about?? "

I swallow his glass accidentally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!

Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about??

I swallow his glass accidentally

I am not going to ask lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And glasses lol x"

Is your glass half full or half empty...? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!

There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......"

Uri Geller's got all your spoons...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And glasses lol x

Is your glass half full or half empty...? X"

That haven't any glasses to be filled x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!

There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......

Uri Geller's got all your spoons...

In that case I don't want them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s forks in this house. "

Myriads of forks here, it's dessert spoons that I am short of (only six left - but over 18 forks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was very young in my teens 13 I used to use teaspoons to masterbate the smooth spoon on my clit was amazing.The teaspoons were always very sparse in our house

No sugar for me thanks!

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Like a man who wants to identify as a woman, cutlery does the same. No kidding!

When I rent out a property, the inventory at the start of the tenancy has eight forks, eight knives, eight teaspoons and eight dessert spoons.

At the end of the lease there will be ten forks, six knives and spoons that you can't work out whether they are large teaspoons or small dessert spoons!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's really annoying.

I only eat yogurts etc with small spoons but they always end up magically disappearing.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Someone needs to bring some sanity to this thread… not me obviously… but someone!! X now wheres my bloody glass gone - bet some fanny has nicked it!!!

Sanity ??? What is this strange thing you are talking about??

I swallow his glass accidentally

I am not going to ask lol x "

Luckily I didn't trip this time & end up in A&E

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Sorry. I have them.

I have nineteen teaspoons. I wondered where the came from.

Are any of your teaspoon rainbow coloured ?

Only the silvery grey section of the rainbow

Then you are not guilty party, but I will be keeping my eye on you. "

It’s not as if I encourage them. They just sort of accumulate. Once a few gather it’s bound to attract others.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"And glasses lol x

As in tumblers?

Or spectacles?

Yes

Care to sip

Only sip? If I must …..

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

Mine I think disappear into the bin, the minions are obv lazy and just tip them in without thinking

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

T always talks about her teaspoons. I had never heard about them before her. (In that way)

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Usually in the washing up bowl

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

You know what they say about teaspoons, don’t you?

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Derby

I buy the smart price pack of 6 teaspoons in Asda. Regually to replace my missing ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok can ever one please have a look in there cutlery draw and see if they have my teaspoons thank you xxx

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I go round in the middle of the night and nick them.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I go round in the middle of the night and nick them....."

So that is why you were a mask xx

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!

There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......"

And certainly not old television remote controls or Nokia 3310 mobile phones

Because I seem to have loads of those in my house!

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!

There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......

And certainly not old television remote controls or Nokia 3310 mobile phones

Because I seem to have loads of those in my house!

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maybe donate a few to guys on here to compare their cock size lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I go round in the middle of the night and nick them.....

So that is why you were a mask xx"

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"I know I had loads of teaspoons where have they gone!!

There must be a place filling with lost teaspoons and single socks and......"

It's my belief you get reunited with them when you die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are hiding with your socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still can't find all my teaspoons x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still can't find all my teaspoons x"

I am missing desert spoons. Tonnes of knives, forks, soup spoons and nearly as many teaspoons - but only five desert spoons.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

IT WAS ME!!!¡¡¡

(I am making a throne out of them. Its taking longer than expected)

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By *ssh keep it secretWoman
over a year ago

Staffs

It was forks in our house . Where the hell do they go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IT WAS ME!!!¡¡¡

(I am making a throne out of them. Its taking longer than expected)

A low budget game of thrones throne. X

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

I'm missing a metal hook, but I think I see where it went

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm missing a metal hook, but I think I see where it went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you find any of them op?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"IT WAS ME!!!¡¡¡

(I am making a throne out of them. Its taking longer than expected)

A low budget game of thrones throne. X"

You would think, but its taking a lot of spoons, was getting expensive, so I resorted to "borrowing" them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaspoons, socks and biro pens teleport back to their home planets if they find that they are not being used frequently enough

BTW your mattresses name us Zem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IT WAS ME!!!¡¡¡

(I am making a throne out of them. Its taking longer than expected)

A low budget game of thrones throne. X

You would think, but its taking a lot of spoons, was getting expensive, so I resorted to "borrowing" them!

Well at least I now know where there are. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
52 weeks ago

"IT WAS ME!!!¡¡¡

(I am making a throne out of them. Its taking longer than expected)

How is the throne coming along?

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