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"People. Jokes. No seriously. Some people some of the time." What do you mean sometimes all the time . but then I spy a lovely lady and all well with the world . | |||
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"?" On Fab, the “fancy a f*ck” messages and the long winded copy & pasted messages setting out a whole scenario …. We might all be here for the same thing but sometimes a “hi how are you?” Or a Message with a bit of a joke is nice to initiate some conversation | |||
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"People. Jokes. No seriously. Some people some of the time. What do you mean sometimes all the time . but then I spy a lovely lady and all well with the world ." -does she have rosy cheeks lol | |||
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"Very little annoys me. Probably just Davina McCall " Is that on the TV, or have you been married for a while now and you've just had enough of her leaving towels on the floor, not pulling her weight etc... | |||
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"Liquorice " My flabber is gasted... Liquorice is yum | |||
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"Very little annoys me. Probably just Davina McCall Is that on the TV, or have you been married for a while now and you've just had enough of her leaving towels on the floor, not pulling her weight etc... " I honestly think I would have had chosen to chop my own head off before that would’ve ever happened | |||
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"Liquorice My flabber is gasted... Liquorice is yum " Thanks for the reminder I've got some . | |||
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"Drivers who stop at empty roundabouts. It’s a classic, but still SO annoying (and somewhat dangerous)!" Yeah , speed full blast , yake youover in a rush stop right in your face in an empty roundabout … Then they see the old silver van passing by 25-30 miles an hour giving 3 yards ahead Ding dong . Smooth is fast . Fast is slow as hell Ha ha | |||
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"Fake people " Oh don’t …. Hot so used to it is not even mains anymore Now is a starters | |||
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"Liquorice My flabber is gasted... Liquorice is yum " Oh … I pass . Liquorice ??? Can’t think of anything worse Ok … tequila . Can’t do that one either ^^ | |||
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"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes. Very. Fucking. Irritating." Calm down dear | |||
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"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes. Very. Fucking. Irritating. Calm down dear " Don’t tell me you’re one of them!!! How disappointing…. | |||
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"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes. Very. Fucking. Irritating. Calm down dear Don’t tell me you’re one of them!!! How disappointing…. " Of course I’m not. I don’t do stuff like that. I’m an Angel | |||
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"Slow drivers down country lanes. " Nah you have to accept that. If it isn't a slow driver it's a tractor/horse/cycle/rambler. Dual carriageways are for driving fast, not country lanes. | |||
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"Liquorice My flabber is gasted... Liquorice is yum " I apologise for gasting your flabber (some people spend good money for that) but liquorice is just wrong x | |||
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"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks " I look like a dog’s bollocks some days | |||
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"People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are these are like vegans and atheists. " If you don’t count here, then I’m 2 for 3! | |||
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"Ignorant cunts who when you’re driving you let out or give way to when you don’t need too and they can’t even acknowledge you. The gym being overly busy Those weird gym nights where it’s quiet but you still have to wait for every machine Waiting too long for food " Get this man some carbs…..STAT! | |||
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"People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are these are like vegans and atheists. If you don’t count here, then I’m 2 for 3! " *Looks at camera* | |||
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"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks " Can you just appear to think your god's bollocks? | |||
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"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks Can you just appear to think your god's bollocks?" I mean the dog's bollocks. | |||
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"Now that I'm on this rant forum I need to mention this.. Today I saw an old lady in a car parts shop asking a bloke if he could locate her car dipstick and check the oil level before buying the oil. The guy was like yes sure! I'll get someone to help you, and a man comes from around the counter and basically tells her he won't do it.. and he tells her to ask in the garage next door. She then asks the man in the garage and he was like no I'm too busy. (Busy eating a sandwich) She even offered to open the bonnet If he could check the dipstick and he was like no I got other things to do, you need to book an appointment. Ffs it wasn't so hard for him to look at a dipstick!" What a dipstick! | |||
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"People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’ Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol" I pacifically have to agree. Sorry ma bad x | |||
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"?" People... Forums... People in the forums... Oh and fab in general... terribly distorted version of reality. | |||
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"How easily people are controlled and how gullible people are that believe what the news is telling them is what's really happening.. it's really hard to understand this " -Yes but how do you know what's happening if someone doesn't tell you? | |||
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"People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’ Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol I pacifically have to agree. Sorry ma bad x" Probably asked for that eh lol | |||
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"26yr olds annoy me. " Shuttttt uppppp! I’m telling Rebecca! | |||
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"1. Lists 2. Repetitiveness 3. Lists 5. Numerical errors 4. Irony 6. Vegans who have to remind you constantly that they're vegan 7. Politicians 8. Forced religion 9. Lists 10. Repetitiveness " Hahahahha | |||
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"Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday. The mr " You sound like a pleasant man | |||
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"Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday. The mr You sound like a pleasant man " Always The mr | |||
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"Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs. " A lot of those on these forums | |||
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"Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs. A lot of those on these forums " More in real life then on here, I can block people here, I can't block a gang of dickheads who go out there way to distroy other peoples lifes in the real world. | |||
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"Waking up. I want to schleeep. Moar. " Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x | |||
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"Waking up. I want to schleeep. Moar. Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x" Yes. Snap. Fml. Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery. Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure. | |||
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"Waking up. I want to schleeep. Moar. Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x Yes. Snap. Fml. Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery. Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure. " Goes down on to knees adopting the worshipping pose. Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x | |||
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"? On Fab, the “fancy a f*ck” messages and the long winded copy & pasted messages setting out a whole scenario …. We might all be here for the same thing but sometimes a “hi how are you?” Or a Message with a bit of a joke is nice to initiate some conversation" I find how are you messages get ignored | |||
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"People who have a phone conversation on loud speaker. Just put the phone to your EAR!" I love call crashing people that does this on the train. | |||
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"People who litter, people using loudspeakers in public transport either for videos/songs or calls and people who use phones in theatres " I feel these in my soul! | |||
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"Waking up. I want to schleeep. Moar. Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x Yes. Snap. Fml. Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery. Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure. Goes down on to knees adopting the worshipping pose. Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x" I did it Now dressing oneself. Never quite ends. The torment. Pain. Endless continuation of tasks without cessation. But. Coffee. | |||
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"Waking up. I want to schleeep. Moar. Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x Yes. Snap. Fml. Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery. Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure. Goes down on to knees adopting the worshipping pose. Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x I did it Now dressing oneself. Never quite ends. The torment. Pain. Endless continuation of tasks without cessation. But. Coffee." I'm very proud. I'm just supping the coffee. Questioning if I shall make to the end of this menopausal ride. Yawn. | |||
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"Liars and fake people " Hidden profiles | |||
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"I'm in a bad fucking mood so.... People that say 'like' every other word People that interrupt People that turn up late for cinema and are allowed in when the film has started People that serve someone and then continue to talk to that person whilst serving you/ People that have been served but still stand at the till and chat knowing there is a queue Resealable cat food packets but the glued part of the seal comes away from the side meaning it's no longer air tight Malicious comments disguised as banter or sarcasm People that buy from boot sales and think it's OK to lie and say your gift is brand new bought from a shop People that park their car at gone midnight but don't turn down their music Drivers that don't slow down for horses People who stand up and start to get their hand luggage before the seat belt signs off People that film themselves in public areas with no clothes on. Yes there's someone on this site that does that. Women that snigger at other women because of their size " Gives ShyGirl hugs if allowed and coffee and cake | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them " Because they're dead. | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main " That's a subject of a new thread probably. How people sit there trying to divide bills, check what everyone else had and divide accordingly etc etc, taking ages and in the glaring eyes of waiters. All a bit emarassing. If that's how you roll, let someone pay and sort it out afterwards discreetly. And yes, who wants to go without desert. | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main " Without dessert???? That's the best bit | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them Because they're dead." Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main That's a subject of a new thread probably. How people sit there trying to divide bills, check what everyone else had and divide accordingly etc etc, taking ages and in the glaring eyes of waiters. All a bit emarassing. If that's how you roll, let someone pay and sort it out afterwards discreetly. And yes, who wants to go without desert. " I have a caveat here that I think is worth mentioning. I work away often with a team and we are all given an allowance for meals. However, we have to put our individual expenses in, with individual receipts showing what we have eaten and at what cost. This inevitably leads to a lot of faff at the end of the meal, sorting out individual, itemised bills ! Don’t blame me, blame the company I work for! | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main That's a subject of a new thread probably. How people sit there trying to divide bills, check what everyone else had and divide accordingly etc etc, taking ages and in the glaring eyes of waiters. All a bit emarassing. If that's how you roll, let someone pay and sort it out afterwards discreetly. And yes, who wants to go without desert. " I only have a few friends so it's easier | |||
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"Stupid people... really stupid people " 100% this | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main Without dessert???? That's the best bit " I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them Because they're dead. Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed " But you still buy that stuff? And eat it! | |||
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"The sound of chainsaws/leablowers/high powered lawnmowers. The sound of electrc gardening equipment in general is bloody hideous. " I love those sounds. Sounds of spring. | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them Because they're dead. Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!" Its nice | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them Because they're dead. Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed But you still buy that stuff? And eat it! Its nice " Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay. | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main Without dessert???? That's the best bit I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders" "Too full" So could I be but I'm still having dessert. I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit. Am I the only weirdo? | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them Because they're dead. Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed But you still buy that stuff? And eat it! Its nice Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay. " That's disgusting! Honestly, who would do that? | |||
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"When I ask the question “ how long will it take?” And the person answers “not long” Or “what time do you want to leave tomorrow?” “Oh not too early” Oh crumbs, that annoys me " Oh my god that rips my knitting!!!! | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main Without dessert???? That's the best bit I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders "Too full" So could I be but I'm still having dessert. I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit. Am I the only weirdo? " I judge a restaurant by its dessert menu. Also, everyone knows you have a separate stomach for dessert to fit. Excuses I say! | |||
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"People who want to get the bill after having the main Without dessert???? That's the best bit I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders "Too full" So could I be but I'm still having dessert. I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit. Am I the only weirdo? I judge a restaurant by its dessert menu. Also, everyone knows you have a separate stomach for dessert to fit. Excuses I say! " Not even trying are they. Booooo! New profile pic I loved the happy trail | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them Because they're dead. Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed But you still buy that stuff? And eat it! Its nice Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay. That's disgusting! Honestly, who would do that?" Think it was quite lucrative. At least until HMRC got a whiff of her secret new business. | |||
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"? People intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch. " Well played. | |||
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"Packets of ham Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them Because they're dead. Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed But you still buy that stuff? And eat it! Its nice " It’s good munch, love me some Billy bear | |||
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"On here...the usual suspects that talk among themselves on a thread, completely ignore others and derail it into unknown territory. Off here, people who drive right up my arse!!" Thats fab forums for ya..... | |||
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"People who message you on fab, then don't reply to your reply. Then 2 weeks or so later. Send the exact same message." Ha! Yes this is annoying. I just kind of find it bewildering ! | |||
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"I Annoy myself mostly " That’s because you’re a dickhead | |||
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"Knobheads " Not eejits? | |||
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"I Annoy myself mostly That’s because you’re a dickhead " You want my dicks head | |||
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"People who have decided they know everything about about me, having barely spoken to me Fuck. Off." This makes me sad, Red. I’ve only spoken to you a little bit but I can tell you’re a wonderful and complex woman with lots to give and lots to discover. More fool the knobheads who can’t see past a profile | |||
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