FabSwingers.com forum: What annoys you

By *arry Lickit OP Man
over a year ago

Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.

Jokes.

No seriously.

Some people some of the time.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"People.

Jokes.

No seriously.

Some people some of the time."

What do you mean sometimes all the time . but then I spy a lovely lady and all well with the world .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

animals cruity

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By *ncognito777Woman
over a year ago

Swindon

"?"

On Fab, the “fancy a f*ck” messages and the long winded copy & pasted messages setting out a whole scenario …. We might all be here for the same thing but sometimes a “hi how are you?” Or a Message with a bit of a joke is nice to initiate some conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars and fake people

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Stupid people... really stupid people

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sharks

People

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People.

Jokes.

No seriously.

Some people some of the time.

What do you mean sometimes all the time . but then I spy a lovely lady and all well with the world ."

-does she have rosy cheeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song 'Ain't no sunshine when she's gone'

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Teabags on the side of the sink.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Very little annoys me.

Probably just Davina McCall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stalkers and ppl who spend they life’s trying to ruin yours

Get a fucking life … Jesus Crystalina and a donkey

Virgin Mary ( rumours )

Fuck in hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquorice

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By *WALKinkCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Very little annoys me.

Probably just Davina McCall

Is that on the TV, or have you been married for a while now and you've just had enough of her leaving towels on the floor, not pulling her weight etc...

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

Drivers who stop at empty roundabouts.

It’s a classic, but still SO annoying (and somewhat dangerous)!

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Liquorice "

My flabber is gasted...

Liquorice is yum

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Very little annoys me.

Probably just Davina McCall

Is that on the TV, or have you been married for a while now and you've just had enough of her leaving towels on the floor, not pulling her weight etc...

I honestly think I would have had chosen to chop my own head off before that would’ve ever happened

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.

Very. Fucking. Irritating.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Fake people

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Liquorice

My flabber is gasted...

Liquorice is yum

Thanks for the reminder I've got some .

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Not replacing the loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drivers who stop at empty roundabouts.

It’s a classic, but still SO annoying (and somewhat dangerous)!"

Yeah , speed full blast , yake youover in a rush stop right in your face in an empty roundabout …

Then they see the old silver van passing by 25-30 miles an hour giving 3 yards ahead

Ding dong . Smooth is fast . Fast is slow as hell

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake people "

Oh don’t …. Hot so used to it is not even mains anymore

Now is a starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liquorice

My flabber is gasted...

Liquorice is yum

Oh … I pass . Liquorice ??? Can’t think of anything worse

Ok … tequila . Can’t do that one either ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French Pastis . The worse ever

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Slow drivers down country lanes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.

Very. Fucking. Irritating."

Calm down dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packaging that won't open.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Our leaders

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.

Very. Fucking. Irritating.

Calm down dear

Don’t tell me you’re one of them!!! How disappointing….

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

round earthers

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"People loudly FaceTiming in cafes.

Very. Fucking. Irritating.

Calm down dear

Don’t tell me you’re one of them!!! How disappointing….

Of course I’m not. I don’t do stuff like that. I’m an Angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slow drivers down country lanes. "

Nah you have to accept that. If it isn't a slow driver it's a tractor/horse/cycle/rambler.

Dual carriageways are for driving fast, not country lanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marestail

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Traffic lights on red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Racists and racism.

And people that try and both sides racism. Major irritant.

No shock to people on here but it really gets to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stand too close in the supermarket queue. Like back off!

Selfish parkers.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

People who put the next customer please sign on the belt, and then start to put their shopping behind it whilst I still clearly have half a trolley to unpack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But something lighter, I’d also say I get annoyed by people that spoil movies and tv shows on social media. Begs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don’t respect the norm of the queue for the bus.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Any noise that annoys an oyster….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liquorice

My flabber is gasted...

Liquorice is yum

I apologise for gasting your flabber (some people spend good money for that) but liquorice is just wrong x

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By *arry Lickit OP Man
over a year ago

Wales

Geez I went to a kebab shop earlier after work (the only place we could find) my friend asked for a medium chicken kebab and the guy serving asked if he would like anything else ? My friend replied No thanks.. then the guy asks if he wanted chips? Again my mate told him no. Then he asks him if he would like any fries or anything else ?? And my friend replies no thank you I just want a medium chicken kebab. Then the guy asks if he would like a large kebab? Anyways eventually its agreed on a medium chicken kebab.

Okay then he asks me what I wanted and I thought to keep it simple I asked for the same as my friend and the guy serving goes through the whole trying to push stuff into me again. FFS ! Just give me some food !!!!!! It aggravated the fuck out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are

these are like vegans and atheists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks "

I look like a dog’s bollocks some days

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A snapshot of today's experiences:

Arrogant and know it all people

Loud inconsiderate people in public spaces

Drivers that think they own the roads

Trades people that don't turn up when they are supposed to

Binmen living the bins six houses down the road

Delivery drivers throwing stuff at the door and not even waiting to see if you are in

Overuse of the word mate and love inappropriately

Energy companies that continue to charge too much

Yes I had a busy day

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Everything.

Every. Thing.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Ignorant cunts who when you’re driving you let out or give way to when you don’t need too and they can’t even acknowledge you.

The gym being overly busy

Those weird gym nights where it’s quiet but you still have to wait for every machine

Waiting too long for food

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are

these are like vegans and atheists. "

If you don’t count here, then I’m 2 for 3!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Ignorant cunts who when you’re driving you let out or give way to when you don’t need too and they can’t even acknowledge you.

The gym being overly busy

Those weird gym nights where it’s quiet but you still have to wait for every machine

Waiting too long for food "

Get this man some carbs…..STAT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that think not being on social media makes them better than those that are

these are like vegans and atheists.

If you don’t count here, then I’m 2 for 3!

*Looks at camera*

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks "

Can you just appear to think your god's bollocks?

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Weaponised incompetence just because there’s zero to be done other than walking away

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

EVERYTHING Lol

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People in the forums who think they're the dogs bollocks

Can you just appear to think your god's bollocks?"

I mean the dog's bollocks.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Everything maybe the answer.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I do this every time there is a thread so I'll just add new ones;

The way young people hold phones when talking

Teenage boys who need a shave but choose not to

Making noise when sucking through a straw

Making noise when sucking an ice lolly

People who say things like 'I'm funny aren't i'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that should know better doing stupid shit. I find that covers most eventualities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - The loo roll being hung the *wrong* way (yes there is a wrong way..)

2 - People flushing the loo without putting the seat down first.

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By *arry Lickit OP Man
over a year ago

Wales

Now that I'm on this rant forum I need to mention this..

Today I saw an old lady in a car parts shop asking a bloke if he could locate her car dipstick and check the oil level before buying the oil. The guy was like yes sure! I'll get someone to help you, and a man comes from around the counter and basically tells her he won't do it.. and he tells her to ask in the garage next door.

She then asks the man in the garage and he was like no I'm too busy. (Busy eating a sandwich) She even offered to open the bonnet If he could check the dipstick and he was like no I got other things to do, you need to book an appointment.

Ffs it wasn't so hard for him to look at a dipstick!

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By *ataleMan
over a year ago

Durham

People who park over 2 parking bays

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By *uriousnew81Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Mosquitos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits of coffee mixed in with the sugar in the sugar canister thingy

Someone spreading toast & wiping excess butter back in said butter tub with toast crumbs

That really grinds my gears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that I'm on this rant forum I need to mention this..

Ffs it wasn't so hard for him to look at a dipstick!"

What a dipstick!

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’

Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’

Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol"

I pacifically have to agree.

Sorry ma bad x

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"?"

People...

Forums...

People in the forums...

Oh and fab in general... terribly distorted version of reality.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Ignorance, people in power who don’t mind the majority suffering as long as they’re profiting.

Narcissistic people, did I mention ignorant people ?

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

On this site, and basically on any dating site:

“Due to [one] experience I won’t be dating/meeting Black/Asian/Mixed Race men/women/lifeforms any more”

Yup. Apparently we’re all the same.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

How easily people are controlled and how gullible people are that believe what the news is telling them is what's really happening.. it's really hard to understand this

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hypocrisy. Lack of kindness for others. -isms. How my head gets tangly and emotional sometimes in an attempt to scupper me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to get to sleep when I'm so tired.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"How easily people are controlled and how gullible people are that believe what the news is telling them is what's really happening.. it's really hard to understand this

-Yes but how do you know what's happening if someone doesn't tell you?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Cucumber. Cucumber annoys me. People put cucumber on sandwiches, and in salads. It's just evil.

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

"People who say ‘pacific’ when they mean ‘specific’

Christ it’s my No.1 pet hate lol

I pacifically have to agree.

Sorry ma bad x"

Probably asked for that eh lol

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

26yr olds annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"26yr olds annoy me. "

Shuttttt uppppp! I’m telling Rebecca!

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

1. Lists

2. Repetitiveness

3. Lists

5. Numerical errors

4. Irony

6. Vegans who have to remind you constantly that they're vegan

7. Politicians

8. Forced religion

9. Lists

10. Repetitiveness

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

"1. Lists

2. Repetitiveness

3. Lists

5. Numerical errors

4. Irony

6. Vegans who have to remind you constantly that they're vegan

7. Politicians

8. Forced religion

9. Lists

10. Repetitiveness "

Hahahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl on here who just wanna boost ther ego

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Cryers. Nothing worse than a fucking cryer.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday.

The mr

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday.

The mr "

You sound like a pleasant man

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh and people who have to announce their own birthday.

The mr

You sound like a pleasant man "

Always

The mr

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs. "

A lot of those on these forums

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The sound of flip flops.....

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Nothing annoys me but I find people that go out of their way to be either rude or to disregard the feeling of others, such as bad neighbours or yobs.

A lot of those on these forums "
More in real life then on here, I can block people here, I can't block a gang of dickheads who go out there way to distroy other peoples lifes in the real world.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

People who litter, people using loudspeakers in public transport either for videos/songs or calls and people who use phones in theatres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up.

I want to schleeep.

Moar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waking up.

I want to schleeep.

Moar. "

Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"Peel here" on packets that are bomb proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waking up.

I want to schleeep.

Moar.

Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x"

Yes. Snap. Fml.

Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.

Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waking up.

I want to schleeep.

Moar.

Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x

Yes. Snap. Fml.

Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.

Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure. "

Goes down on to knees adopting the worshipping pose.

Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who keep asking when you’ve already said no

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

People who have a phone conversation on loud speaker. Just put the phone to your EAR!

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

I find how are you messages get ignored

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Do you hate me Rick?

If I gave you any thought, I probably would.

Traffic lights on empty junctions. Like why can't we turn left when they red and it's safe, as they do in America (well right there obviously)?

Rules without reasons. Mindless compliance and when people view this as being ethical regardless of the consequences or intent.

Bullying in any form whether it is based on prejudice or otherwise.

Toying with people's emotions whatever the reasons.

Basically, I like hedgehogs and around 3 people.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"People who have a phone conversation on loud speaker. Just put the phone to your EAR!"

I love call crashing people that does this on the train.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Not putting the toilet seat down

Leaving towels on the bathroom floor

Not putting your pants in the wash bin

Leaving dirty dishes in the sink, assuming someone else will wash them. Need I go on?

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"People who litter, people using loudspeakers in public transport either for videos/songs or calls and people who use phones in theatres "

I feel these in my soul!

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Selfishness

Arrogance

Laziness

Ignorance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waking up.

I want to schleeep.

Moar.

Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x

Yes. Snap. Fml.

Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.

Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure.

Goes down on to knees adopting the worshipping pose.

Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x"

I did it

Now dressing oneself.

Never quite ends. The torment. Pain. Endless continuation of tasks without cessation.

But.

Coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waking up.

I want to schleeep.

Moar.

Bloody snap. Only got one eye open x

Yes. Snap. Fml.

Shower now. The warm wet place is heavenly, but getting there, those 8 steps, utter misery.

Let us pray for strength. Resolve. Hope. And good water pressure.

Goes down on to knees adopting the worshipping pose.

Only 8 steps to heaven. I'm so jealous. Yawn. I can't do it x

I did it

Now dressing oneself.

Never quite ends. The torment. Pain. Endless continuation of tasks without cessation.

But.

Coffee."

I'm very proud.

I'm just supping the coffee.

Questioning if I shall make to the end of this menopausal ride.

Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rudeness. Bitchiness, gossiping.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liars and fake people "

Hidden profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a bad fucking mood so....

People that say 'like' every other word

People that interrupt

People that turn up late for cinema and are allowed in when the film has started

People that serve someone and then continue to talk to that person whilst serving you/ People that have been served but still stand at the till and chat knowing there is a queue

Resealable cat food packets but the glued part of the seal comes away from the side meaning it's no longer air tight

Malicious comments disguised as banter or sarcasm

People that buy from boot sales and think it's OK to lie and say your gift is brand new bought from a shop

People that park their car at gone midnight but don't turn down their music

Drivers that don't slow down for horses

People who stand up and start to get their hand luggage before the seat belt signs off

People that film themselves in public areas with no clothes on. Yes there's someone on this site that does that.

Women that snigger at other women because of their size

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

People that don't agree with my opinions, they must know that they're wrong.

People who when they are wrong or are loosing an argument call in the spelling and punctuation police in the hope they will be saved..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a bad fucking mood so....

People that say 'like' every other word

People that interrupt

People that turn up late for cinema and are allowed in when the film has started

People that serve someone and then continue to talk to that person whilst serving you/ People that have been served but still stand at the till and chat knowing there is a queue

Resealable cat food packets but the glued part of the seal comes away from the side meaning it's no longer air tight

Malicious comments disguised as banter or sarcasm

People that buy from boot sales and think it's OK to lie and say your gift is brand new bought from a shop

People that park their car at gone midnight but don't turn down their music

Drivers that don't slow down for horses

People who stand up and start to get their hand luggage before the seat belt signs off

People that film themselves in public areas with no clothes on. Yes there's someone on this site that does that.

Women that snigger at other women because of their size

Gives ShyGirl hugs if allowed and coffee and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

People that moan about everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunatic conspiracy theorists who are incapable of any semblance of logical thought.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Getting an oil bath at 9:30 and realising you’ll be uncomfortable all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everything. Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who want to get the bill after having the main

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nothing really except the door closing before you get the awkward thing you're carrying in it....... So annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead.

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

People reading a message then just no reply

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

That's a subject of a new thread probably. How people sit there trying to divide bills, check what everyone else had and divide accordingly etc etc, taking ages and in the glaring eyes of waiters. All a bit emarassing. If that's how you roll, let someone pay and sort it out afterwards discreetly. And yes, who wants to go without desert.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

The amount of rubbish lining the roads these days- I have to drive around doing deep breathing exercises with whale noise at full tilt on the stereo.

If I ever caught a fly tipper in the act…

I have to take a break, scanning this thread has resulted in palpitations… FUCKING LIQUORICE!

Aaarrrgghhh!

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By *arry Lickit OP Man
over a year ago

Wales

Car insurance. Every year they increase the price and asks me if I have a price for them to beat. Why can't they just give me the best price!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Some days nothing other days every, damn, thing.

What annoyed me yesterday was a man on the bus cracking on in a very loud voice that he had once 'nearly' been employed by a famous rock band. I guess the proximity of a young and very attractive woman had nothing to do with it but blow me down if she didn't give him her number! Well, I assume it was her number

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of chainsaws/leablowers/high powered lawnmowers. The sound of electrc gardening equipment in general is bloody hideous.

Also on personal level, people that don't tell you that they're not going to turn up.

Not turning up is acceptable sure, but you have to let the person know right? This can apply to anything, someone coming to do some work on your house etc.. it seems super common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

Without dessert???? That's the best bit

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

When I ask the question “ how long will it take?”

And the person answers “not long”

Or “what time do you want to leave tomorrow?”

“Oh not too early”

Oh crumbs, that annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead."

Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed

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By *arry Lickit OP Man
over a year ago

Wales

Rubbish dumps. I took my rubbish there in a van and they refused to take it in a van. So I went back home and loaded it into a car trailer and again they refused me entry because I had a trailer. Okay so I thought I put some of it in the boot of my car and when I went back they said I needed to make an appointment for the following week to take the wood to another place. For fuck sake ! It's no wonder people are fly tipping !

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

I have a caveat here that I think is worth mentioning.

I work away often with a team and we are all given an allowance for meals. However, we have to put our individual expenses in, with individual receipts showing what we have eaten and at what cost. This inevitably leads to a lot of faff at the end of the meal, sorting out individual, itemised bills !

Don’t blame me, blame the company I work for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

I only have a few friends so it's easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid people... really stupid people

100% this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

Without dessert???? That's the best bit

I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead.

Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed

But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sound of chainsaws/leablowers/high powered lawnmowers. The sound of electrc gardening equipment in general is bloody hideous.

I love those sounds. Sounds of spring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam smith

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Hypocrisy

Rudeness

Entitlement

Bullying

I'm sure there's more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead.

Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed

But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!"

Its nice

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By *aamuhMan
over a year ago

binfield

Women on Fab who want a facepic of a guy but don't have one of their own!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just people really x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead.

Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed

But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!

Its nice

Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Racism....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

Without dessert???? That's the best bit

I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders"

"Too full"

So could I be but I'm still having dessert.

I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit.

Am I the only weirdo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead.

Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed

But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!

Its nice

Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay.

That's disgusting! Honestly, who would do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I ask the question “ how long will it take?”

And the person answers “not long”

Or “what time do you want to leave tomorrow?”

“Oh not too early”

Oh crumbs, that annoys me

Oh my god that rips my knitting!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

Without dessert???? That's the best bit

I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders

"Too full"

So could I be but I'm still having dessert.

I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit.

Am I the only weirdo?

I judge a restaurant by its dessert menu. Also, everyone knows you have a separate stomach for dessert to fit. Excuses I say!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

On here...the usual suspects that talk among themselves on a thread, completely ignore others and derail it into unknown territory.

Off here, people who drive right up my arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to get the bill after having the main

Without dessert???? That's the best bit

I know! Apparently they're "too full" or "don't have a sweet tooth" the absolute sex offenders

"Too full"

So could I be but I'm still having dessert.

I read the dessert menu first and adjust main course to suit.

Am I the only weirdo?

I judge a restaurant by its dessert menu. Also, everyone knows you have a separate stomach for dessert to fit. Excuses I say!

Not even trying are they. Booooo!

New profile pic

I loved the happy trail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead.

Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed

But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!

Its nice

Reminds me of the woman selling jars of farts on ebay.

That's disgusting! Honestly, who would do that?"

Think it was quite lucrative. At least until HMRC got a whiff of her secret new business.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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People intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

People intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch.

Well played.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Packets of ham

Why do they have to smell so fucking foul when you open them

Because they're dead.

Really? I thought they employed a guy who goes around farting in all the packets before they get sealed

But you still buy that stuff? And eat it!

Its nice

It’s good munch, love me some Billy bear

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Itchy arsehole on a summers day whilst in public

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"On here...the usual suspects that talk among themselves on a thread, completely ignore others and derail it into unknown territory.

Off here, people who drive right up my arse!!"

Thats fab forums for ya.....

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Knobheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who message you on fab, then don't reply to your reply. Then 2 weeks or so later. Send the exact same message.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Double standards & hypocrisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here:

Guys who pretend they’re in swinging couples when it’s just them living out a fantasy, and refuse to admit it when bubbled.

Women with no intention of meeting just looking for a morale-boosting needy response to pictures.

Single guys who stalk profiles and bombard other peoples verifications with “meet me”.

People without any pictures or verifications who mandate face pictures in an opening message.

People who make lists about things that annoy them

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I was watching a show the other night and a character was talking about his ‘circles of hell’ which included babies, magic, and kale, all of which I could agree with and I would add misogyny, racism and homophobia!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"People who message you on fab, then don't reply to your reply. Then 2 weeks or so later. Send the exact same message."

Ha!

Yes this is annoying. I just kind of find it bewildering !

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Those who keep putting the toilet roll on the wrong way round

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By *arry Lickit OP Man
over a year ago

Wales

People in the forums who think they are superior and talk down to newbies and un-verified people because they've been here for awhile.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I Annoy myself mostly

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

People who are rude . It costs nothing to be polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have decided they know everything about about me, having barely spoken to me

Fuck. Off.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ignorance!

Jo.Xx

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

People who go out their way to belittle others just to make themselves feel better.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I Annoy myself mostly "

That’s because you’re a dickhead

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Knobheads "

Not eejits?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I Annoy myself mostly

That’s because you’re a dickhead

You want my dicks head

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"People who have decided they know everything about about me, having barely spoken to me

Fuck. Off."

This makes me sad, Red. I’ve only spoken to you a little bit but I can tell you’re a wonderful and complex woman with lots to give and lots to discover.

More fool the knobheads who can’t see past a profile

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

People who are up each other's arses...not literally

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