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"I still remember the roundabout I failed my driving test on the first time " Was it a sexy one though? | |||
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"I still remember the roundabout I failed my driving test on the first time " Did you drive around it the wrong way like I did ? | |||
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"Yes indeed good folks, this is your chance to discuss all things roundabout related Do you like them? Do you have a particular favourite/least favourite one? Do you consider yourself a confident user of roundabouts or else does the very thought of approaching one fill you with mortal dread? Do you have any interesting or funny stories revolving around roundabouts? Perhaps you find yourself sexually aroused whenever you behold the luscious curves of one or else perhaps, if you’re really sexually liberated, you may even have attempted to have sex with one? Reveal all my fine people and let us share a joyous discourse on all things roundabout " I would like you roundabout my way. | |||
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"Yes indeed good folks, this is your chance to discuss all things roundabout related Do you like them? Do you have a particular favourite/least favourite one? Do you consider yourself a confident user of roundabouts or else does the very thought of approaching one fill you with mortal dread? Do you have any interesting or funny stories revolving around roundabouts? Perhaps you find yourself sexually aroused whenever you behold the luscious curves of one or else perhaps, if you’re really sexually liberated, you may even have attempted to have sex with one? Reveal all my fine people and let us share a joyous discourse on all things roundabout I would like you roundabout my way. " Do you have a nice slip road I could travel down? | |||
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"Swindon l. You must visit the magic roundabout at least once in your life " The infamous Magic Roundabout; it looks like it was inspired by one of those super complex Crop Circle designs… | |||
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"Drivers on roundabouts seem to think all pedestrians/cyclists are mind readers. They don't bloody signal. This is a daily irritant as there's a roundabout on the way to school. Nothing sexy about the moron who knocked my daughter off her bike at the roundabout. He hadn't signalled then got out his car and blamed her. Tosser." I hope she was ok? | |||
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"Milton Keynes is roundabout hell!" Ha, agreed. I Google map to visually plan my turns before setting out to there. | |||
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"I lived near the magic roundabout in Colchester. People used to drive miles out of the way when visiting me just to avoid it. I loved it though!" There’s a roundabout near me which I know for a fact has quite the reputation and many drivers choose to actively avoid it. Of those who DO brave it though, it would appear that only a small percentage seem to understand exactly HOW to use it though, with virtually no one knowing what lane is designated to go where | |||
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"Yes indeed good folks, this is your chance to discuss all things roundabout related Do you like them? Do you have a particular favourite/least favourite one? Do you consider yourself a confident user of roundabouts or else does the very thought of approaching one fill you with mortal dread? Do you have any interesting or funny stories revolving around roundabouts? Perhaps you find yourself sexually aroused whenever you behold the luscious curves of one or else perhaps, if you’re really sexually liberated, you may even have attempted to have sex with one? Reveal all my fine people and let us share a joyous discourse on all things roundabout I would like you roundabout my way. Do you have a nice slip road I could travel down? " I certainly do just for you lol | |||
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"Oh, and near us there is a large roundabout notorious for flooding. There is footage of a lady being rescued and ferried across this roundabout in a wheelie bin! Who knew I had so many roundabout related anecdotes J" See, roundabouts are amazing, right? | |||
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"Living in Swindon, I had the Magic Roundabout on my driving test. Surprisingly I failed that one, so went and took my test in Chippenham instead! But if you think that's awkward, try M4 J16, a true masterpiece in what I shall call "WhatTheFuckery"!" M6, Junction 7. To turn left you have to turn right 450° (i.e. one and a quarter turns, ending up going over the motorway but under the first bit of roundabout you were on) Ridiculous 2 miles away, Spaghetti Junction is relatively sensible | |||
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"Swindon l. You must visit the magic roundabout at least once in your life " Fml. Awful one | |||
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"I still remember the roundabout I failed my driving test on the first time Was it a sexy one though? " It definitely fucked me, alright | |||
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"I still remember the roundabout I failed my driving test on the first time Did you drive around it the wrong way like I did ? " It wasn't that bad, bloody hell! | |||
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"Yes indeed good folks, this is your chance to discuss all things roundabout related Do you like them? Do you have a particular favourite/least favourite one? Do you consider yourself a confident user of roundabouts or else does the very thought of approaching one fill you with mortal dread? Do you have any interesting or funny stories revolving around roundabouts? Perhaps you find yourself sexually aroused whenever you behold the luscious curves of one or else perhaps, if you’re really sexually liberated, you may even have attempted to have sex with one? Reveal all my fine people and let us share a joyous discourse on all things roundabout " Probably the worst roundabout is Gallows corner in Romford main road in to London always hell to get through during rush hour | |||
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"I hate them. With an absolute passion. When I was learning to drive I had to keep going up to Preston and their fucking exhausting roundabouts. Nope; fuck those curves. Give me a strong, long, solid straight line and I'm happy." You and your recreational drug references | |||
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"I hate them. With an absolute passion. When I was learning to drive I had to keep going up to Preston and their fucking exhausting roundabouts. Nope; fuck those curves. Give me a strong, long, solid straight line and I'm happy. You and your recreational drug references " Shush, you're ruining my innocent persona. | |||
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"Swindon l. You must visit the magic roundabout at least once in your life An American friend visited the UK and hired a car. He was really panicked by any roundabout, so naturally we made him drive to Stonehenge (from Bristol) via Swindon. No sat nav, I had the map. That there Magic Roundabout almost made him cry. Childish but funny" | |||
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"Swindon l. You must visit the magic roundabout at least once in your life " colchester and Hemel Hempstead have a variation of this. | |||
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"You have to like roundabouts they are half of life. Swings apparently make up the other half. " Don’t forget snakes and ladders to - I think they’re in there somewhere to. ….well, except in Ireland as St. Patrick banished them | |||
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"I hate them. With an absolute passion. When I was learning to drive I had to keep going up to Preston and their fucking exhausting roundabouts. Nope; fuck those curves. Give me a strong, long, solid straight line and I'm happy." Come to Milton Keynes and do all 147 of them. | |||
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"Swindon l. You must visit the magic roundabout at least once in your life " I posted photos of that for fun. Then one day ok was heading through Milton Keynes with a motorcycle group and saw the sign. I was like ... Noooo. but it wasn't that bad really. | |||
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"Used to be one in Hemel Hempstead I think, big roundabout with half a dozen satellite ones around it. Go round the little ones the right way but that means you go round the big one the wrong way - definitely a wtf moment first time I came across it " The magic roundabout | |||
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"I hate them. With an absolute passion. When I was learning to drive I had to keep going up to Preston and their fucking exhausting roundabouts. Nope; fuck those curves. Give me a strong, long, solid straight line and I'm happy. Come to Milton Keynes and do all 147 of them." 130 | |||
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"The legend is that the magic roundabout is ama pretty effective way of managing the traffic. Given the shitshow of traffic lights in other parts of Swindon I can believe that. Ive rarely been delayed at the magic roundabout and have done it during football traffic. Other roads around the ground snarl up tho. " Once you get used to it it's fine. There was a similarly awful (but different design) roundabout in Aylesbury, locally known as the 'Hen & Chickens' roundabout due to the pub by it that put the fear of God into anyone learning to drive or having their test. Most roundabouts pale into insignificance in awkwardness and fuckwittery compared to many a one way system and frigging base lane. Central Cardiff. Fucking hate it and am always convinced I'll be getting a fine the week after visiting. A | |||
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"Live next to a really busy one. There are crashes on it every day. No one seems to know what lane to be in, it's painted on the road ffs!! " I used to drive around the Bayston Hill one daily, always fun when the lights weren't working, literally close your eyes and foot down lol | |||
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"I hate mini roundabouts. No one ever seems to know who has right of way and just sit there waiting for someone else to go first! Madness " Mini roundabouts are anarchy, a free fir all survival of the fastest foot | |||
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"I still remember the roundabout I failed my driving test on the first time Did you drive around it the wrong way like I did ? It wasn't that bad, bloody hell! " Oh right, yeah me either. I was totally joking | |||
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"Live next to a really busy one. There are crashes on it every day. No one seems to know what lane to be in, it's painted on the road ffs!! I used to drive around the Bayston Hill one daily, always fun when the lights weren't working, literally close your eyes and foot down lol" not that one but close, everyday I get cut up from tools in the wrong lane. Plus new light box and still out of sync | |||
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"I hate mini roundabouts. No one ever seems to know who has right of way and just sit there waiting for someone else to go first! Madness " In Canada they have 'Four Way Stop' at mini roundabouts. Every vehicle must stop and the first to arrive is the first to go, and so on. Works very well because they are more civilised and not in quite such a hurry as we are. | |||
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"I hate them. With an absolute passion. When I was learning to drive I had to keep going up to Preston and their fucking exhausting roundabouts. Nope; fuck those curves. Give me a strong, long, solid straight line and I'm happy. Come to Milton Keynes and do all 147 of them. 130" Are you classing the mini roundabouts as 1 or 2? What about the roads like Millbank Place and Blanchland Circus? | |||
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"I hate them. With an absolute passion. When I was learning to drive I had to keep going up to Preston and their fucking exhausting roundabouts. Nope; fuck those curves. Give me a strong, long, solid straight line and I'm happy. Come to Milton Keynes and do all 147 of them. 130 Are you classing the mini roundabouts as 1 or 2? What about the roads like Millbank Place and Blanchland Circus?" That's a housing estate that decided to build the houses set out in a circle shape with a grass area in front of it. That's not classed as a roundabout on a main road. The roundabouts in Milton Keynes are part of the grid system, we have less traffic lights across the city because of the roundabouts. | |||
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"I don't mind roundabouts except for people that don't indicate on them." Same. Them and the cars that bomb round them so you think you can go but then some idiot comes out of nowhere. Also the pricks who go into an outside lane to turn left just so they can overtake. Actually maybe I don't like roundabouts. | |||
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"Live next to a really busy one. There are crashes on it every day. No one seems to know what lane to be in, it's painted on the road ffs!! " That’s ok if you are one of the first cars there and can see the road markings before they are covered by traffic. Over head signs work a lot better. | |||
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"I hate them. With an absolute passion. When I was learning to drive I had to keep going up to Preston and their fucking exhausting roundabouts. Nope; fuck those curves. Give me a strong, long, solid straight line and I'm happy. Come to Milton Keynes and do all 147 of them. 130 Are you classing the mini roundabouts as 1 or 2? What about the roads like Millbank Place and Blanchland Circus? That's a housing estate that decided to build the houses set out in a circle shape with a grass area in front of it. That's not classed as a roundabout on a main road. The roundabouts in Milton Keynes are part of the grid system, we have less traffic lights across the city because of the roundabouts. " I was teasing and spend a lot of my free time there! | |||
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