FabSwingers.com forum: If you could replace your genetals with any item what would it be?

By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd like a coffee machine for a cock. Squeeze my left ball for coffee or my right for normal function during sex. Might be a little uncomfortable for her during play but it would save me a small fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spud gun for a cock so I can shoot all the fucking cats shitting in my garden. Obviously my spuds would be the spuds.

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"A spud gun for a cock so I can shoot all the fucking cats shitting in my garden. Obviously my spuds would be the spuds."

None lethal spuds I hope lol poor pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this site, a Britain's got talent buzzer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a sky tv remote.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I suppose if I had to lose my male bits I would swap them for women’s bits. I imagine that would be great fun… I would want some boobs too of course!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Some kind of collapsible seat so I can sit down anywhere, anytime.

Think ‘go-go-gadget seat’ and it would extend and expand out of me and back between my legs to become an elegant resting solution.

It could have a cup holder and a slot for my kindle. And a Tupperware container for a slice of cake.

Cue a look of smugness.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

A pressure washer for a vag.

Conuse the fuck out of the neighbours and have a sparkly patio ....

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Probably a sky tv remote. "

Ah, Fab hasn't changed much in 2 years

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I suppose if I had to lose my male bits I would swap them for women’s bits. I imagine that would be great fun… I would want some boobs too of course!

I like what you did there and your boobs are granted

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"A spud gun for a cock so I can shoot all the fucking cats shitting in my garden. Obviously my spuds would be the spuds."

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A Bugsy Malone splurge gun.

I'd be so popular at bukakke events.

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Some kind of collapsible seat so I can sit down anywhere, anytime.

Think ‘go-go-gadget seat’ and it would extend and expand out of me and back between my legs to become an elegant resting solution.

It could have a cup holder and a slot for my kindle. And a Tupperware container for a slice of cake.

Cue a look of smugness."

Brilliant! I can imagine this being all the rage for walkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magnet. You guessed it… a pussy magnet.

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"A pressure washer for a vag.

Conuse the fuck out of the neighbours and have a sparkly patio ....

granny your neighbours would be so confused, but you could maybe do their car and patio for them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"A magnet. You guessed it… a pussy magnet.

Oh C'mon Woody, everyone knows your cock brings all the cats to the yard !

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"A Bugsy Malone splurge gun.

I'd be so popular at bukakke events.

Yeah you would!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’d replace it with the cup and ball toy. Endless hours of fun trying to get that ball to land in the cup

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"A magnet. You guessed it… a pussy magnet.

Niccceee

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By *itnakedladMan
over a year ago

London Bridge

My mates genitals. They look amazing haha

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I’d replace it with the cup and ball toy. Endless hours of fun trying to get that ball to land in the cup"

Haha my favourite answer so far

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"My mates genitals. They look amazing haha"

Lol

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By *esafinadOHolyNight OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I need to go to work

Have a nice day folks!

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By *lue eyed GoraMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

A bigger cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace my cock with a pussy. Another hole for people to use. If I was female I would definitely be a slut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand.

It would be handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pogo stick. I’d just bounce around like Tigger all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pogo stick. I’d just bounce around like Tigger all day."

Give yourself a jump.

I hope it wouldn't feel like you were being kicked in the nuts over and over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pogo stick. I’d just bounce around like Tigger all day.

Give yourself a jump.

I hope it wouldn't feel like you were being kicked in the nuts over and over."

Some people would be into that kinda thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a taser so i can give ladies a shocking experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a sky tv remote. "

Best answer

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A whisk.

Making meringue would be so much fun.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

A fanny heater I'm always cold.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A smashed kebab, so men might actually want to go down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smashed kebab, so men might actually want to go down there. "

does it come with garlic mayo?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A smashed kebab, so men might actually want to go down there.

does it come with garlic mayo?"

You can squeeze your own from my boobs. Mayo left, chilli sauce right.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

A mirror ball so the world can dance as i drop my pants

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"A mirror ball so the world can dance as i drop my pants"

My mind is a whirl with this one ! Totally fab

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

A can of monster, so I can compare it to average sized dildos and take pictures

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

An electric mixer to stir the baby batter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tube of everlasting Pringles

Prawn cocktail

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