FabSwingers.com forum: Cake

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What sort of cake would you never let pass your lips and why?

For me it's fruit cake. I blame my mother. When I was young she used to take me in to work at the local hospital she was an admin in when I was on school hols and they had pet rabbits that they'd let the children have on their beds to stroke and hug (would never be allowed now I'm sure).

Some of the nurses had a running gag that they'd leave raisins scattered on the beds and they'd tell the ward sister it was rabbit shit.

I've never been able to eat raisins or currants.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Battenberg.

On account of the whole nut allergy thing and death possibly not being that fun.

And carrot cake - even if nut free the smell of it makes me feel a bit queasy.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Coffee cake. I love coffee but dislike cakes and sweets made with coffee

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Courgette cake

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Coffee cake

Cream cake

Can't stand either of the above

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What sort of ridiculous question is this ??

There is NO cake that I would not eat ....

I'll have a longer think about it but all cake is good by me!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Battenberg.

On account of the whole nut allergy thing and death possibly not being that fun.

And carrot cake - even if nut free the smell of it makes me feel a bit queasy."

Meli - Walnuts are an essential in carrot cake ...

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Red velvet cake

Honey cake

Lemon drizzle

Now...they all have to be real moisture...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hat fruit cake

Spiders and flies

Love battenburg and Madera also coffee and walnut

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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mmmm I might have to agree with you on the fruit cake! Not a big fan of that taste and it usually has the icing I don't like on it

All other cakes though I think I would eat nom nom!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Carrot cake. I mean, what sort of sociopath sets about inventing a new cake and thinks “Hmm, how can I take something sweet and great and make it worse….. I know, I’ll add vegetables!!”

Dick.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Victoria sponge, can't resist or a good red velvet.

Mrs

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Walnut cake

Black Forest gateau cake

Coconut cake

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

"Carrot cake. I mean, what sort of sociopath sets about inventing a new cake and thinks “Hmm, how can I take something sweet and great and make it worse….. I know, I’ll add vegetables!!”

Dick."

Another vote for carrot cake! It's just coffee and walnut gone horribly wrong.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Battenberg.

On account of the whole nut allergy thing and death possibly not being that fun.

And carrot cake - even if nut free the smell of it makes me feel a bit queasy.

Meli - Walnuts are an essential in carrot cake ... "

Are they essential in a "it's essential for the smooth running of the forum that there's a daily thread on messages being ignored"?

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By *bi Haive OP Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Battenberg.

On account of the whole nut allergy thing and death possibly not being that fun.

And carrot cake - even if nut free the smell of it makes me feel a bit queasy."

Does a nut allergy mean you don't teabag on meets Meli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think there is a cake, but bread and butter pudding, hell no

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Carrot cake. I mean, what sort of sociopath sets about inventing a new cake and thinks “Hmm, how can I take something sweet and great and make it worse….. I know, I’ll add vegetables!!”

Dick."

But it's so yummy!!! And with cream cheese frosting

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Battenberg.

On account of the whole nut allergy thing and death possibly not being that fun.

And carrot cake - even if nut free the smell of it makes me feel a bit queasy.

Meli - Walnuts are an essential in carrot cake ...

Are they essential in a "it's essential for the smooth running of the forum that there's a daily thread on messages being ignored"?

I guess they are more essential in a walnut cake but I feel cheated if there isn't the occasional crunch in my carrot cake.

The most essential thread in the forum is Why can't I get any meets?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Bread pudding.

It's all mine.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Carrot cake. I mean, what sort of sociopath sets about inventing a new cake and thinks “Hmm, how can I take something sweet and great and make it worse….. I know, I’ll add vegetables!!”

Dick.

But it's so yummy!!! And with cream cheese frosting

No no no no no no NO!!!!

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with healthy crap in. It's cake let me enjoy it without your fruit and seeds.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Battenberg.

On account of the whole nut allergy thing and death possibly not being that fun.

And carrot cake - even if nut free the smell of it makes me feel a bit queasy.

Does a nut allergy mean you don't teabag on meets Meli?

Original. Nice avatar by the way.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Battenberg.

On account of the whole nut allergy thing and death possibly not being that fun.

And carrot cake - even if nut free the smell of it makes me feel a bit queasy.

Does a nut allergy mean you don't teabag on meets Meli?

Original. Nice avatar by the way.

Feck!

I forgot I'd switched it. It was due to a thread on tats yesterday.

People will start thinking we're a single guy. What kind of crazy couples profile would have a profile photo of the guy on his own? Insanity!!!

*although it's cut down on messages so may leave it......

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By *bi Haive OP Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Two whole days and still nobody has said 'urinal' yet......

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Carrot cake and battenburg, marzipan is my number one nope!

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"Two whole days and still nobody has said 'urinal' yet......

Ok this is a very good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas cake.

Just dense horrid fruit and nuts smashed together with marzipan and royal icing.

The fuck outta here.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"What sort of ridiculous question is this ??

There is NO cake that I would not eat ....

I'll have a longer think about it but all cake is good by me!"

I’m with you Granny, I want ALL the cake!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Anything with meringue on.

Not a huge fan of cake, but if I fancy some I'd have whatever was on offer.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just thought of one.

Biscoff cake.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Pissflap jacks

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Urinal cake. Too tangy.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Urinal cake. Too tangy. "

Those lemon things in the piss stones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellowcake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Urinal cake. Too tangy.

Those lemon things in the piss stones?

Stop pissing on Lemon!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Urinal cake. Too tangy.

Those lemon things in the piss stones?

Stop pissing on Lemon! "

I think you’ll find they’re biscuits and not cake

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Lemon drizzle

Sponges

Anything with jam in

Swiss roll.

These are variants of the same thing, aren’t they? Well … them.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Christmas cake.

Just dense horrid fruit and nuts smashed together with marzipan and royal icing.

The fuck outta here."

But that is the exact purpose of Christmas cake, that it is all of these things

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"What sort of cake would you never let pass your lips and why?

Some of the nurses had a running gag that they'd leave raisins scattered on the beds and they'd tell the ward sister it was rabbit shit.

I've never been able to eat raisins or currants.

Same, the kind of cake that is jam packed so it's mostly fruit and hardly any sponge - it just looks heavy and stodgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria sponge with either strawberry or blackberry jam

It's raspberry jam only bitches!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Carrot cake. I mean, what sort of sociopath sets about inventing a new cake and thinks “Hmm, how can I take something sweet and great and make it worse….. I know, I’ll add vegetables!!”

Dick."

Agreed, vegetables have no business interfering with cake

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By *ikynminnyCouple
over a year ago

Blaydon

Coconut cake blerrrr

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Victoria sponge

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Fruit, raisins or currents, wedding type cakes with piles of marzipan or icening on it or, Cristmas cake, no thank you

Ask me what cake I do like

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Coffee Cake

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

I dont think such cake has been invented...Im a cake activist that supports equality of all cakes.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Any cake that has coconut anywhere near it.

This also for *chocolate bars and biscuits.

It's like eating mushy "milky" woodchips.

*I'm looking at you here Bounty bar, with your golden beaches and blue sea. YOURE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!!!!!!

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

Anything with a fake almond flavour. Totally fine with actual almonds but they're almost always accompanied by that manky marzipan flavour. Utter vom. Other than that, any cake is good with me.

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