FabSwingers.com forum: The Telepathic Matchmaking Thread

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes indeed my fine folks; now is your chance to get laid via esoteric means! Awesome right?

The Rules: Simply say that you’re in before concentrating hard and sending a psychic message to whichever forum user/s you wish to engage in carnal relations with.

Now wait…

Hey, you think you’ve just received a message? - Great! Post the message you’ve just received out of the ether and maybe, if you’re feeling particularly brave, list who you suspect sent it to you (whereupon they can either confirm or outright deny it) thus enabling the rest of us to engage in a good old fashioned gossip

Why, even as I type this I’m picking up a delightful message from DirtboxDestroyer69 who is telling me that he wishes earnestly to bore me out…

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

And sent

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I’m confused but in I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ariel is broken though will it still work?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Knock once for yes and twice for no

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ahhh….I’m getting a message….but it’s not for me…

‘I want it in or possibly up my potting shed…..’

Does this mean anything to anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just putting this out there #apt “namu myoho renge kyo”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh….I’m getting a message….but it’s not for me…

‘I want it in or possibly up my potting shed…..’

Does this mean anything to anyone? "

It's the seed potato delivery

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Where's Elsie Partridge when you need her....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A message for you up there^^

I’m picking up the word Non……….

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

I'm in & ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I'll give it a try

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I knew you were going to post this thread op

And now I feel a tingle in my loins, it's an angel, a cute little cherub..... Cede! She's asking for us to make her tremble with our hands and fingers...

Dirty wee thing she is

Cherry x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Ahhh….I’m getting a message….but it’s not for me…

‘I want it in or possibly up my potting shed…..’

Does this mean anything to anyone?

It's the seed potato delivery "

Ah ha!

I think that one was from our Nora

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Ahhh….I’m getting a message….but it’s not for me…

‘I want it in or possibly up my potting shed…..’

Does this mean anything to anyone? "

Aw god not the potting shed again

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m sensing … wait, it’s a bit vague … I’m sensing … a watermelon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message sent.

I got a busy dial tone thought

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m getting another message….

‘Next time, you’ll pay the bloody bill for the cleaning of my soft furnishings….’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. And I'm already picking something up.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A message for you

You’ve not been very well have you? In fact it was touch and go at one point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. It's coming through. Back in 5 mins, Rex wants to meet me behind the dairy aisle in aldi!! I'm going to get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telepathy….

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Telepathically in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Telepathy….

*puts fingers to temple and squints a bit

I’m seeing boobs. Glorious boobs.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

".. It's coming through. Back in 5 mins, Rex wants to meet me behind the dairy aisle in aldi!! I'm going to get lucky

If the dairy aisle means up your arse then I’m in

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

[Removed by poster at 15/05/23 16:49:53]

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in.

Sending message.....

Mrs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A message for Karen from uncle Bob. He says you didn’t lose your ring down that hole you dirty little thing

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’m in I think? Someone messaged me to say I should be

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By *yjellyfishMan
over a year ago

bristol

I'm in and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..-. .- ..-. ..--..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm so confused.

Am I in?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Si senor.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another message for one of you: ‘Please allow me to caress your leather bagel with my eager tongue…’

Does this strike a chord with anyone?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I'm so confused.

Am I in?"

Twiddle your antennae, I'm transmitting a message now...

...

Did you get it?

Cherry x

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Just got a message for I’m so confused.

Yes you are in.

I’m not sure what it means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's coming through from KnightsoftheCoffeeTable. They want us to meet them for coffee on Thursday evening. We're in!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"I'm so confused.

Am I in?"

Playing some cool flugel licks telepathically (is that even possible - here’s hoping it works) for you to sing along to x

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By *yjellyfishMan
over a year ago

bristol

Wish i were riding your big black strap-on cock

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Im in and sitting in a rather fetching lotus position in my special telepathic sequined onesie! X

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just got a message: ‘I want you to ejaculate over my Sunday roast….’

I’m not entirely sure if this is a euphemism but the answers yes Rex

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In, I think.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

In, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in and sitting in a rather fetching lotus position in my special telepathic sequined onesie! X"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve just got a message: ‘I want you to ejaculate over my Sunday roast….’

I’m not entirely sure if this is a euphemism but the answers yes Rex

Errrrrrrrr, yes

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Oh, I'm getting a message for *static noise*

Someone wants to run their hands down your back and squeeze your bum. They want to lightly bite your neck as they make short work of your clothes. Then they want to run their tongue down your body until *static noise*

Sorry I've lost the connection

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"[Removed by poltergeist at 15/05/23 17:13:25]"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m picking up a message….a chap here from a very sexy voiced lady….

‘I want to ride your face and glaze you like a ring donut….but not you Sensual ‘cause you’re an arsehole.’

How rude!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

This is odd, I'm in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m picking up vibrators

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m in. Anyone intuiting anything for me? I need a hand.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve got one that says “I still need to be pinned to a wall, kissed hard and then fucked harder.”

Oh no, wait. That was a text. Not a psychic message. I’d better go reply to that.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can see a vision of a penis entering a vagina….

Oh wait…sorry that’s pornhub on in the background here.

I’ll concentrate harder….

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m picking up a message for JoeBeans, I’m tuned into the wrong channel seemingly but I’m share it here regardless - someone is strongly willing you to pull those jeans down a bit more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sensuallover1000 I can feel a message for you about frolicking in the rolling Bucks countryside…

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"I’m in. Anyone intuiting anything for me? I need a hand.

I’ll get my telescopic pole out and see what I can pick up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean I’m blocked!!!??!!??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm so confused.

Am I in?

Twiddle your antennae, I'm transmitting a message now...

...

Did you get it?

Cherry x

So hard I fainted...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Sensuallover1000 I can feel a message for you about frolicking in the rolling Bucks countryside…"

Oooo

Wait….that’s not from Sir Edward Dashwood again is it?

He just won’t take no for an answer

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Ffs, Unlos!

Typical!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just got a message for I’m so confused.

Yes you are in.

I’m not sure what it means? "

I actually am... I shut the front door on the outside world and everything.

This shiz works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and sent.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"Just got a message for I’m so confused.

Yes you are in.

I’m not sure what it means?

I actually am... I shut the front door on the outside world and everything.

This shiz works!"

Good to know my special pole is working

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's coming through from KnightsoftheCoffeeTable. They want us to meet them for coffee on Thursday evening. We're in!

I do make good coffee, just saying

Mrs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Someone has just messaged that they don’t like these types of threads cause it puts the willies up them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We've just had a message from a beautiful woman saying she'd like to help me tie up and blindfold the Mr while we get it on and tease him.

Of course it's a yes

Mrs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh, that was a fantastically pervy message! Yes please

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Unexpected item in bagging area….’ ???

Is one of you shopping whilst sending out your message?

Please concentrate harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my. And the answer is yes! I thought you’d never ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply to the hot English woman who just sent a filthy message.

No, I didn’t know you and your Irish and Welsh friends have the same fantasy as I! And yes, I do know a sexy Scottish girl as it happens…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've just had a message from a beautiful woman saying she'd like to help me tie up and blindfold the Mr while we get it on and tease him.

Of course it's a yes

Mrs "

Send me the date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reply to the hot English woman who just sent a filthy message.

No, I didn’t know you and your Irish and Welsh friends have the same fantasy as I! And yes, I do know a sexy Scottish girl as it happens…

Ah not from me. I'm not English.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"We've just had a message from a beautiful woman saying she'd like to help me tie up and blindfold the Mr while we get it on and tease him.

Of course it's a yes

Mrs

Send me the date

Oi, stop stealing my message!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Oh my. And the answer is yes! I thought you’d never ask.

Wow! I can't believe it worked!

If you just text your security number too Woody

Cherry x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Beautiful lady; I want to stand behind you in public and cup your boobs whilst pretending to be a backpack….’

Anyone? I’m guessing this isn’t meant for me….?

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"‘Beautiful lady; I want to stand behind you in public and cup your boobs whilst pretending to be a backpack….’

Anyone? I’m guessing this isn’t meant for me….? "

Omg it worked I concentrate so hard

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I am not Telepathic.

I am more Tele Pathetic!

So am out.

not OutOut. Just out

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Someone has just messaged that they don’t like these types of threads cause it puts the willies up them

No, no! I said I *do* like them because it puts willies up me.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘Beautiful lady; I want to stand behind you in public and cup your boobs whilst pretending to be a backpack….’

Anyone? I’m guessing this isn’t meant for me….?

Omg it worked I concentrate so hard

The wonders of telepathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In! Channeling my inner mystic Meg

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A very specific message from a certain Mr Uri Geller for me…. ‘Quit stealing my techniques you bastard!’

Oh….

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’ve just been sent some ladies PIN number with a note:

“Send ChunkyBugga your boob pics else the PIN number will be used to buy all the cake”

Don’t risk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some kitchen utensils levitated

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

All I got was a Message In A Bottle

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Is there anybody there Sydney?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it to the telepathy please!!!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Message for the owner of the silver Corsa, you've left your lights on.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

WTF is this all about

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Haha, I'm in and my aerial is standing proud to receive signals

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Nessa....No Nissan I see trouble ahead....red.....prang.....

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I thought I was feeling something but it was just wind.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"We've just had a message from a beautiful woman saying she'd like to help me tie up and blindfold the Mr while we get it on and tease him.

Of course it's a yes

Mrs

Send me the date

Oi, stop stealing my message!

No need to argue ladies it can still work with 3 women

Mrs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I knew you were going to post this thread op

And now I feel a tingle in my loins, it's an angel, a cute little cherub..... Cede! She's asking for us to make her tremble with our hands and fingers...

Dirty wee thing she is

Cherry x

I have arrived - a little bit tardy I fear but I will make it up to you I promise

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am receiving a message for someone called, ClungeCleaver5000…

The answer is a resounding, ‘No!’ (and there’s a block attached) you filthy beast

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"WTF is this all about

I’m sending you the details telepathically but it might take a little while to come through as I seem to be presently and completely inadvertently, tuning into a US spy satellite….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so confused

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over a year ago

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"WTF is this all about

I’m sending you the details telepathically but it might take a little while to come through as I seem to be presently and completely inadvertently, tuning into a US spy satellite…."

Those fucking us satellites we need a plan

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"I am receiving a message for someone called, ClungeCleaver5000…

The answer is a resounding, ‘No!’ (and there’s a block attached) you filthy beast

Omg not again interference.

I need to drink gin and clear my head.x

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Pissed now not working x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed now not working x"

This is my Friday night Yoda impression.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"WTF is this all about

I’m sending you the details telepathically but it might take a little while to come through as I seem to be presently and completely inadvertently, tuning into a US spy satellite….

Those fucking us satellites we need a plan

Matters have just taken a grave turn….there’s a black car just pulled up outside my house with some decidedly shady looking governmental type dudes in it wearing dark suits and shades…. pray for me….

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in.. trying to keep my mind clear lol...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"WTF is this all about

I’m sending you the details telepathically but it might take a little while to come through as I seem to be presently and completely inadvertently, tuning into a US spy satellite….

Those fucking us satellites we need a plan

Sending advice telepathically!

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"WTF is this all about

I’m sending you the details telepathically but it might take a little while to come through as I seem to be presently and completely inadvertently, tuning into a US spy satellite….

Those fucking us satellites we need a plan

It okay my tits will save you x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Exclusive: I’ve just received a message from Mr Norris McWhirter from the other side.

He has asked me to pass on the following to you all:

‘Alright geezers; if any of you know the identity and whereabouts of that know-it-all little twat who famously mugged me off on that episode of Record Breakers, could you give him a good facking hiding from me? Cheers. PS. Lovely titties ladies!

’

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I thought I was feeling something but it was just wind."

It was me clearing my throat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF is this all about

I’m sending you the details telepathically but it might take a little while to come through as I seem to be presently and completely inadvertently, tuning into a US spy satellite….

Those fucking us satellites we need a plan

It’s ok they are just the new breed of door to door salesmen, trying to look effortcool and official whilst selling you some tea towels, the force is strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little confused

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"In

Little confused

I'm a lot confused lol

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Exclusive: I’ve just received a message from Mr Norris McWhirter from the other side.

He has asked me to pass on the following to you all:

’

Your aren't too bad either.x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just received this charming message from an anonymous lovely lady:

‘Dear Sensual: Have you ever had sexual liaisons with an Amazon delivery driver?’

Well, mystery lady with the sexily voiced thoughts, I can reveal that I have sadly not but did however once spot a very attractive DPD driver (although she didn’t actually deliver to my house)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Exclusive: I’ve just received a message from Mr Norris McWhirter from the other side.

He has asked me to pass on the following to you all:

’

Your aren't too bad either.x"

Norris is thanking you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m hearing voices again…. Telling me to be in.

I’m wishing really really hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought really hard about being in, but just turns out that I’m not that great at telepathy, so I’ve had to come and type it

I’m in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In! Channeling my inner mystic Meg

If you see the colour blue - please let me know

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just intercepted this fascinating message from one of you: ‘I have a yearning to try pot noodles in a sandwich. Am I dirty?’

Thankfully, uncle Sensual can answer this; far from dirty, you are amongst the chosen few.

Indeed, a pot noodle sandwich was the favoured food of Zeus himself so chomp in and take your proud place in Olympus

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Not intuited anything directly for me.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"I’ve just intercepted this fascinating message from one of you: ‘I have a yearning to try pot noodles in a sandwich. Am I dirty?’

Thankfully, uncle Sensual can answer this; far from dirty, you are amongst the chosen few.

Indeed, a pot noodle sandwich was the favoured food of Zeus himself so chomp in and take your proud place in Olympus

Zeus conned you & you fell for it

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

I keep trying but you are hidden.x

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 15/05/23 20:15:52]

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

I keep trying but you are hidden.x"

Will unhide for you now.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Took a while but finally got a message. It says... "A little hazy, try again later"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Took a while but finally got a message. It says... "A little hazy, try again later"

I heard a message for you earlier. ^^ up thread

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade. "

It is

I was standing in front of the mirror in fact.

….which likely begs the question, do I often stand in front of mirrors performing Dirty Dancing impressions…?

um…..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade.

It is

I was standing in front of the mirror in fact.

….which likely begs the question, do I often stand in front of mirrors performing Dirty Dancing impressions…?

um…..

Are you going to give me the time of my life?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade.

It is

I was standing in front of the mirror in fact.

….which likely begs the question, do I often stand in front of mirrors performing Dirty Dancing impressions…?

um…..

Are you going to give me the time of my life?"

Nobody puts Estella in the corner

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade.

It is

I was standing in front of the mirror in fact.

….which likely begs the question, do I often stand in front of mirrors performing Dirty Dancing impressions…?

um…..

Are you going to give me the time of my life?

Nobody puts Estella in the corner

*picks up a watermelon

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade.

It is

I was standing in front of the mirror in fact.

….which likely begs the question, do I often stand in front of mirrors performing Dirty Dancing impressions…?

um…..

Are you going to give me the time of my life?

Nobody puts Estella in the corner

Only me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade.

It is

I was standing in front of the mirror in fact.

….which likely begs the question, do I often stand in front of mirrors performing Dirty Dancing impressions…?

um…..

Are you going to give me the time of my life?

Nobody puts Estella in the corner

Only me

Promises promises.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Took a while but finally got a message. It says... "A little hazy, try again later"

I heard a message for you earlier. ^^ up thread

Ooooh that must've got lost in the ether! I can definitely slip them lower if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the strange person who requested I dress as little bo peep and fuck you as a sheep.. I'll consider it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not intuited anything directly for me.

Ah ha! I am seeing a tall dark stranger….

He is beckoning you with his finger ala Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing…..

He is unbuttoning his jeans….

Great Scott!

I shall shield your eyes from this sight!….

It better be you! Bucks comrade.

It is

I was standing in front of the mirror in fact.

….which likely begs the question, do I often stand in front of mirrors performing Dirty Dancing impressions…?

um…..

Are you going to give me the time of my life?

Nobody puts Estella in the corner

Only me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Took a while but finally got a message. It says... "A little hazy, try again later"

I heard a message for you earlier. ^^ up thread

Ooooh that must've got lost in the ether! I can definitely slip them lower if needed

Fair. It may have been my wishful thinking.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have received a rather uncouth message from a gentleman enquiring as regards how often I shave my balloon knot.

I must say I found the wording of said psychic message to be both highly crass and needlessly vulgar.

….But yeah, anyway, once a week mate but it itches like buggery a few days later when the arsehole stubble starts to regrow. Hope this helps yeah?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Took a while but finally got a message. It says... "A little hazy, try again later"

I heard a message for you earlier. ^^ up thread

Ooooh that must've got lost in the ether! I can definitely slip them lower if needed

Fair. It may have been my wishful thinking. "

Wait, I'm confused. Does is that a good thing? This thread confused me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Took a while but finally got a message. It says... "A little hazy, try again later"

I heard a message for you earlier. ^^ up thread

Ooooh that must've got lost in the ether! I can definitely slip them lower if needed

Fair. It may have been my wishful thinking.

Wait, I'm confused. Does is that a good thing? This thread confused me

It may be a terrible thing. It is me after all.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am receiving a message for JoeBeans….

Yes…I can hear it clearly….a sexy voice….sounds a bit like Mariella Frostrup….

‘What are your thoughts on munging?’

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I thought that was a strange buzzing in my ear, but it turns out Papa Smurf wants to give some lucky lady a blue waffle..

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Took a while but finally got a message. It says... "A little hazy, try again later"

That's the story of my life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out. My receiver isn't working by by the look of it

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