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" Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… ) "My tires are hanging off please take pity & pump me up I need to be ridden & not left in the OLD vehicle heaven.  | |||
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"I can smell lavender… are there mature women posting in here???? "Are you sure it's not 4711 cologne and moth balls? | |||
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" Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… )
My tires are hanging off please take pity & pump me up I need to be ridden & not left in the OLD vehicle heaven. "pimp my ride | |||
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"Haha I know you said no women but there is a lot of guys that do this too. I'm classes as an older woman, I dunt feel the need to lie or post old pics. Take me as I am. "Baby you don't need to lie your gorgeous give it another 10 years & Lying to be notice may be needed.  | |||
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man "Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue | |||
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"I'm actually only 32, Todger, but I was fed up of all those fit young Adonis types hitting me up, so I aged myself out of their virile little filters "See- this lady has upstairs for thinking and downstairs for dancing!!!! | |||
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"Bugger - I'm not very good at this game. I'm 50 and listed as 50. "When were you 50? Xx | |||
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"Does her age matter, surely it’s a spark between two people, if she needs kisses are going to still give them if her breasts have gone south? Age height prowess ability to make tea all fall by the wayside when there is kisses or is it just me " Yeahhhh - just you i think  | |||
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" Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… ) "Oh Roger would you do this old bird a service.x | |||
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's "Can we swap birth certificates please ?? | |||
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"I can smell lavender… are there mature women posting in here???? "That generation are long gone. It's Eau du Charlie now | |||
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??"I'll start an Auction going for it | |||
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"Does her age matter, surely it’s a spark between two people, if she needs kisses are going to still give them if her breasts have gone south? Age height prowess ability to make tea all fall by the wayside when there is kisses or is it just me " Wow really I think my nipple's are heading straight for the teabags I could do you toad in the hole? But as I'm senile I won't remember the recipe. | |||
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??
I'll start an Auction going for it "Its in latin - it will fetch a fortune!! | |||
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??
I'll start an Auction going for it
Its in latin - it will fetch a fortune!! "But can you afford it? I'm a classic | |||
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"I wasn't born in the 70's and my age is correct so there and also rules don't apply to me being born in the 80's
Can we swap birth certificates please ??
I'll start an Auction going for it
Its in latin - it will fetch a fortune!!
But can you afford it?
I'm a classic "I meant dreamys xx | |||
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"It looks like women are just as bad at reading stuff on here "God I definitely need new glasses x | |||
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man "69 is the new 30 x | |||
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue "My knitting bag just incase of boredom.Toffee gets stuck in the falseys not a good look. | |||
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue
My knitting bag just incase of boredom.Toffee gets stuck in the falseys not a good look."
They look real!! Ohhhh teeth… as you were xx | |||
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue "I wish! I brought the chocolate hob nobs though | |||
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"#allwomenandimeaneverysingleoneliesabouttheirage" ^ the voice of reason at last!! ^ | |||
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"#allwomenandimeaneverysingleoneliesabouttheirage" I'm only 25 honest | |||
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue
I wish! I brought the chocolate hob nobs though "Cover yours in chocolate and I will do my best to imagine it's a chocolate biscuit.x | |||
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"Turns out I've been doing this wrong all along. Didn't know I was meant to lie about it!! "Well if age make you invisible you need to lie to become fuckable again | |||
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"I'm actually only 32, Todger, but I was fed up of all those fit young Adonis types hitting me up, so I aged myself out of their virile little filters
See- this lady has upstairs for thinking and downstairs for dancing!!!! "Dancing in my pants as we speak | |||
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"I'm an 80s baby and never been married! What can I do to catfish my age please "Just say you identify as 21. Sport a daisy dukes and no one will doubt you | |||
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"Not their age that's a problem " So what is their problem? | |||
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"I'm an 80s baby and never been married! What can I do to catfish my age please "You still young get to 50+ & seriously you get passed by.x | |||
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"I can smell lavender… are there mature women posting in here???? "It's deep heat mate | |||
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"Bugger - I'm not very good at this game. I'm 50 and listed as 50.
When were you 50? Xx"Last November, so I'm almost 50 and a half.  | |||
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"Bookmarking this so I can read it in 12 years time. Virile studs are for life. " | |||
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"I can smell lavender… are there mature women posting in here???? "Lavender & Tena Lady dribble | |||
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"I can smell lavender… are there mature women posting in here????
Lavender & Tena Lady dribble "Modibodi pants for the win! | |||
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"I’d met a lass who had 39 down as her age, absolutely lovely and beautiful lass she was. She told me later she was 53 and you know what, I never even questioned it
I’m not a smart man
Did she bring werthers originals to the meet - thats a clue "Women aren't allowed on this thread I know. I know. But I'm a bit panicked now I love these sweets! What does this say about me I'm an old banger? I think a classic. | |||
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"Bugger - I'm not very good at this game. I'm 50 and listed as 50.
When were you 50? Xx
Last November, so I'm almost 50 and a half. "And the lies continue… | |||
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"I'm an 80s baby and never been married! What can I do to catfish my age please
Just say you identify as 21. Sport a daisy dukes and no one will doubt you "To be fair I get put close to that age range regularly anyway ahaha! Not sure I could rock the Daisy dukes though | |||
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" Inspired by another thread… we all know its only women that do this and send pics of themselves in their wedding dress from the 70’s and describe themselves as. Well maintained…. But menfolk if the forum - how should these beaten up old bangers attract the attention of us virile studs? ( 57 is the new prime age by the way!! For blokes… ) "You are so cheeky. Over my knee you'll go | |||
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"Haha I know you said no women but there is a lot of guys that do this too. I'm classes as an older woman, I dunt feel the need to lie or post old pics. Take me as I am. "Ooh, yes please. | |||
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"Turns out I've been doing this wrong all along. Didn't know I was meant to lie about it!!
Well if age make you invisible you need to lie to become fuckable again "Not sure I've ever felt LESS b invisible. | |||
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"It looks like women are just as bad at reading stuff on here "Sorry it’s me age, selected reading. | |||
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball. Men 95% Women 4% Couples 1% The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed. Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really. Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol." 51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
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**66% of the time anyway. | |||
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Women 4% " Dream on. I bet every man on here has experienced that sinking feeling when the reality bears no relation to their claimed age or pics on profile. | |||
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"What about cheese? I could offer half time brie " Only if you bring wine too (and not whine - that is only for us men folk!) | |||
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"I can smell lavender… are there mature women posting in here???? "Lavendar? It's the smell of deep heat and bunion cream surely! | |||
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"I never do as I'm told "Me either | |||
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"I'm an 80s baby and never been married! What can I do to catfish my age please
Just say you identify as 21. Sport a daisy dukes and no one will doubt you
To be fair I get put close to that age range regularly anyway ahaha! Not sure I could rock the Daisy dukes though "I feel we should be the one's to judge that - anticipating the cutoffs and button busting blouse in your next profile pic  | |||
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"51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct "Someone has probably just been blocked by a lot of women on Fab - having said that, surely most of the women on Fab have actually only just turned 21 (again) | |||
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"I'm 99 years old.. definitely an old banger.. "Ah, but you appear to have the air bags so probably a very safe ride
BTW air bags only became standard equipment in the UK in 2003, so that means you are probably only just 20. | |||
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Women 4% Dream on. I bet every man on here has experienced that sinking feeling when the reality bears no relation to their claimed age or pics on profile." Mate, "every man"? Honestly, I think judging by the comments in the forum over 90% of all men on Fab don't get a meet | |||
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball. Men 95% Women 4% Couples 1% The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed. Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really. Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol. 51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct "I bet you still went inside though, standards and all that soon disappeared I bet! 
And don't add 5 years to my age, my age on fab is correct | |||
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball. Men 95% Women 4% Couples 1% The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed. Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really. Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol. 51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct
I bet you still went inside though, standards and all that soon disappeared I bet!
And don't add 5 years to my age, my age on fab is correct "I actually did go inside with her, because I’m a gentleman, and too polite to just turn and walk away. I enjoyed a cup of tea with her, which I drank as quickly as I could without burning my mouth, and even though she offered to go up to her bedroom, I declined, stating that I had only planned for a social meet, and didn’t have time for anything else. My standards always remain high, thank you very much | |||
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"Percentage of people who lie about their age. Nothing scientific here, but it's probably not far off the ball. Men 95% Women 4% Couples 1% The staggering difference between the number of single males to females/couples means their chances of a meet are vastly reduced. This has to be a given. So many will tweak (or on some cases bulldoze) their age back. Anything from a few years to a couple of decades has been witnessed. Women? Well we don't really have to try as hard to get a meet. As the males frequently say we can pick and choose. No need to fabricate our age at all really. Couples? Well, to be honest, I only gave them a Percentage so they didn't feel left out lol. 51 seems to be a common age for the ladies of Fab to get ‘stuck’ at. I have personally met two ladies who purported to be ‘51’, used old pics in their profiles, and turned out to be far older in the flesh. Indeed, when one opened her front door to me for the invited social, I did a double take on the house number in case I’d knocked on the wrong door, and when she invited me in I almost asked if her daughter was in…..
I’m not too concerned about a person’s age, it’s all about the connection to me, but I will generally add 5 years to a woman’s profile age in Fab
My age is correct
I bet you still went inside though, standards and all that soon disappeared I bet!
And don't add 5 years to my age, my age on fab is correct
I actually did go inside with her, because I’m a gentleman, and too polite to just turn and walk away.
I enjoyed a cup of tea with her, which I drank as quickly as I could without burning my mouth, and even though she offered to go up to her bedroom, I declined, stating that I had only planned for a social meet, and didn’t have time for anything else.
My standards always remain high, thank you very much "Be an actual Gentleman then and stop assuming everyone lies about their age on here! | |||
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