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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just happen to be watching Jamie's 15 minute meals. He's making meatballs, while adding some cranberry jam, to make a sauce, he said "this jam will give my balls a lovely shine". I know its childish and puerile but I had to laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just happen to be watching Jamie's 15 minute meals. He's making meatballs, while adding some cranberry jam, to make a sauce, he said "this jam will give my balls a lovely shine". I know its childish and puerile but I had to laugh.

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On par with Brian Johnstone's all-time classic cricket commentary from the late 70's...?

"The batsman's Holding. The bowler's Willie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBC news just gave the east of England a yellow ice warning ,, cue schoolboy and schoolgirl giggles "

Don't eat it!...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago Fanny Craddock and her husband (Johnny) had a cooking show on telly, and in one episode she made some ring donuts.

Jihnny came out with the immortal line at the end...''I hope all your donuts come out looking like Fannys''!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just happen to be watching Jamie's 15 minute meals. He's making meatballs, while adding some cranberry jam, to make a sauce, he said "this jam will give my balls a lovely shine". I know its childish and puerile but I had to laugh.

On par with Brian Johnstone's all-time classic cricket commentary from the late 70's...?

"The batsman's Holding. The bowler's Willie"

"

Though unless you are a cricket fan, it's not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel a Finbarr Saunders moment comin on...giggle giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago Fanny Craddock and her husband (Johnny) had a cooking show on telly, and in one episode she made some ring donuts.

Jihnny came out with the immortal line at the end...''I hope all your donuts come out looking like Fannys''!

"

i remember this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did my post go

Did I do that ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Just happen to be watching Jamie's 15 minute meals. He's making meatballs, while adding some cranberry jam, to make a sauce, he said "this jam will give my balls a lovely shine". I know its childish and puerile but I had to laugh.

On par with Brian Johnstone's all-time classic cricket commentary from the late 70's...?

"The batsman's Holding. The bowler's Willie"

Though unless you are a cricket fan, it's not funny "

I'm not a cricket fan buy I found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just happen to be watching Jamie's 15 minute meals. He's making meatballs, while adding some cranberry jam, to make a sauce, he said "this jam will give my balls a lovely shine". I know its childish and puerile but I had to laugh.

On par with Brian Johnstone's all-time classic cricket commentary from the late 70's...?

"The batsman's Holding. The bowler's Willie"

Though unless you are a cricket fan, it's not funny

I'm not a cricket fan buy I found it funny "

Did he get the giggles like he did with the "leg over " incident ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sent a text message to a female colleague that was meant to read 'apologies for the short message, yes we should have a named project manager, and ideally that person should be you'. However, a combination of fat thumbs and predictive text meant I actually sent 'apologies for the shirty message, yes we should have a naked project manager, and ideally that person should be you'! Red face next time I saw her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sent a text message to a female colleague that was meant to read 'apologies for the short message, yes we should have a named project manager, and ideally that person should be you'. However, a combination of fat thumbs and predictive text meant I actually sent 'apologies for the shirty message, yes we should have a naked project manager, and ideally that person should be you'! Red face next time I saw her!"

Red faced? Should have capitalised on that one!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once sent a text message to a female colleague that was meant to read 'apologies for the short message, yes we should have a named project manager, and ideally that person should be you'. However, a combination of fat thumbs and predictive text meant I actually sent 'apologies for the shirty message, yes we should have a naked project manager, and ideally that person should be you'! Red face next time I saw her!

Red faced? Should have capitalised on that one!!!!!!

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Lol, yes, have regretted not doing so many times since. She gets foxier as the years pass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, yes, have regretted not doing so many times since. She gets foxier as the years pass!"

Send the text again and ask if she remembers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, yes, have regretted not doing so many times since. She gets foxier as the years pass!

Send the text again and ask if she remembers....

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Given who's she's now married to, if it hit the news, you'd all be reading about it! Discretion and all that......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This is my type of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class'

Said by David Coleman, Montreal Olympics, 1976

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