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"Best not today unless they want the ceiling pebbledashed" Reply of the day, fucking hilarious | |||
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"Best not today unless they want the ceiling pebbledashed" Trust you!
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"Best not today unless they want the ceiling pebbledashed Depends what colour "il update next visit | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility. "Boring | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring "Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match. | |||
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"One would like to participate in the fun. "Topping or bottoming today | |||
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"Best not today unless they want the ceiling pebbledashed Depends what colour il update next visit"Visit to me please | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match. "Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun  | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun "Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right. 
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun
Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right.
All good though, we can be very blunt. "Strap ons generally cum.blunt lol | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun
Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right.
All good though, we can be very blunt. "We’ve literally never interacted | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? " Why did you say chocolate bar  
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun
Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right.
All good though, we can be very blunt.
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"Lovely to see you back stevieP" Thank you!
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun
Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right.
All good though, we can be very blunt.
We’ve literally never interacted "We definitely have. Quit goading to try force a ban, it’s not cool. | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun
Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right.
All good though, we can be very blunt.
We’ve literally never interacted
Oh we most certainly have and is why we’re now blocked. Again all good though, very much horses for courses and you’re entitled to do as you wish."No we have not. Wrong Black guy
I’m not going to talk about the block on the forums. But can you stop purposefully spreading misinformation on the internet | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? Why did you say chocolate bar
"I'm not even going to dignify that Steven .... take your flake out of my vag.... | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun
Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right.
All good though, we can be very blunt.
Strap ons generally cum.blunt lol
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"Morning Mr Pickle Only thing I want at the moment is coffee Get back to you on FAF later "After your coffee and the inevitable shit that follows, I’m down
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring
Certainly is for the peeps that don’t match.
Those that don't match get all butt hurt, and not through 9 inches of synthetic strap on fun
Alllll the time, OP is one of them if memory serves me right.
All good though, we can be very blunt.
We’ve literally never interacted
Oh we most certainly have and is why we’re now blocked. Again all good though, very much horses for courses and you’re entitled to do as you wish.
No we have not. Wrong Black guy
I’m not going to talk about the block on the forums. But can you stop purposefully spreading misinformation on the internet "We 100% have, definitely not the wrong dude and not spreading anything. Stop trying to bait us into getting a ban, it’s really not a cool thing to do. Won’t be responding to anymore nonsense.  | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? Why did you say chocolate bar
I'm not even going to dignify that Steven .... take your flake out of my vag.... "It’s thicker than a flake and you know it 
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"Morning Mr Pickle Only thing I want at the moment is coffee Get back to you on FAF later
After your coffee and the inevitable shit that follows, I’m down
Morning btw "Lol you know me | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? Why did you say chocolate bar
I'm not even going to dignify that Steven .... take your flake out of my vag....
It’s thicker than a flake and you know it
But your wish is my command, Granny "It's massive. It's like one of those christmas sized toblerones but less pointy | |||
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"Best not today unless they want the ceiling pebbledashed Depends what colour "What colour you want ?? | |||
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"Lovely to see you back stevieP Thank you!
You should see me in person "Ooft does that then lead to seeing you in my person so to speak? | |||
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"In, although I think there’s more chance of becoming a Eurovision winner "Depends on what country you represent | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? Why did you say chocolate bar
I'm not even going to dignify that Steven .... take your flake out of my vag....
It’s thicker than a flake and you know it
But your wish is my command, Granny
It's massive. It's like one of those christmas sized toblerones but less pointy"I can do pointy. If you want? | |||
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"In, although I think there’s more chance of becoming a Eurovision winner
Depends on what country you represent "I can't sing so l could win  | |||
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"Lovely to see you back stevieP Thank you!
You should see me in person
Ooft does that then lead to seeing you in my person so to speak? "
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"I like to flirt. "Oh yeh. How much. | |||
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"That would be nice Pickles. Now just need a willing volunteer. "(Ahem)  | |||
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"That would be nice Pickles. Now just need a willing volunteer.
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"I think I've forgotten how to flirt. Or never knew how to. "I’ll hold your hand and take you through it. | |||
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"That would be nice Pickles. Now just need a willing volunteer. "You’ve got some but I’m willing | |||
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"I don’t flirt but I can offer a varied selection of top quality biscuits " Nice? I’m in if they’re nice! | |||
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"I think I've forgotten how to flirt. Or never knew how to. "Have you ever seen the film hitch | |||
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"I don’t flirt but I can offer a varied selection of top quality biscuits Nice? I’m in if they’re nice!" I might have some of those in the back actually | |||
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"Well I might as well be img considering I have a day off today "In | |||
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Can I be "As you asked so nicely lolx | |||
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"Morning Mr Pickle Only thing I want at the moment is coffee Get back to you on FAF later
After your coffee and the inevitable shit that follows, I’m down
Morning btw "I was totally in for it until I saw Shit lol | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? Why did you say chocolate bar
I'm your granny ??
I'm not even going to dignify that Steven .... take your flake out of my vag....
It’s thicker than a flake and you know it
But your wish is my command, Granny " | |||
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"Best not today unless they want the ceiling pebbledashed" Probably better than the 90s artex that's on there now! | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? Why did you say chocolate bar
I'm not even going to dignify that Steven .... take your flake out of my vag....
It’s thicker than a flake and you know it
But your wish is my command, Granny
It's massive. It's like one of those christmas sized toblerones but less pointy"Yolog maybe | |||
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"I like to flirt.
Oh yeh. How much. "Me too if there is room | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah "I think I do actually | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah
I think I do actually "Fancy anything different today or the usual? | |||
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"Well I might as well be img considering I have a day off today
In "Yes yes! GET IN HERE | |||
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"Morning Mr Pickle Only thing I want at the moment is coffee Get back to you on FAF later
After your coffee and the inevitable shit that follows, I’m down
Morning btw I was totally in for it until I saw Shit lol"Nowt wrong with a bit of poo! It’s like eating a revel. A surprise | |||
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"You called me a fake you flake ...... so do you want to do me with a chocolate bar up my non existent bits ? Why did you say chocolate bar
I'm not even going to dignify that Steven .... take your flake out of my vag....
It’s thicker than a flake and you know it
But your wish is my command, Granny
It's massive. It's like one of those christmas sized toblerones but less pointy
Yolog maybe "I personally would say so! | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah
I think I do actually
Fancy anything different today or the usual? "Oh definitely something different! | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah
I think I do actually
Fancy anything different today or the usual?
Oh definitely something different!"The same please | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah "Ahh go on then x | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah
I think I do actually
Fancy anything different today or the usual?
Oh definitely something different!
The same please "I know what that means. *grabs the strap on and the lube* | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah
Ahh go on then x"I promise it’ll be the best you’ve ever had | |||
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"Out. I don't have any fucks to give today. "You’ve no more fucks to give? Your fucks have run a dry? You went to go fuck shopping but there was no fucks left to buy?  | |||
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"Out. I don't have any fucks to give today.
You’ve no more fucks to give?
Your fucks have run a dry?
You went to go fuck shopping but there was no fucks left to buy? "Were you in the same shop? | |||
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"Out. I don't have any fucks to give today.
You’ve no more fucks to give?
Your fucks have run a dry?
You went to go fuck shopping but there was no fucks left to buy?
Were you in the same shop? "I bought them all but was robb*d upon leaving the shop. Now someone is out there running around with all the fucks that could be given | |||
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"I need an all body massage before a good hard fuck. You up for it Steve? x" I give amazing massages! You’re in for a treat. | |||
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"Out. I don't have any fucks to give today.
You’ve no more fucks to give?
Your fucks have run a dry?
You went to go fuck shopping but there was no fucks left to buy?
Were you in the same shop?
I bought them all but was robb*d upon leaving the shop. Now someone is out there running around with all the fucks that could be given "You need to get the fuck delivery app never leave home again. | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah "Can you deliver I only like home delierys. | |||
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"I could do with a fuck! But I’m probably way down anyone’s list of options "I'm happy to help can't have you feel left outx | |||
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"If match our preferences always a possibility.
Boring "Bore me ridged x | |||
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"Lovely to see you back stevieP Thank you!
You should see me in person "I wish you would stop hiding.x | |||
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"That would be nice Pickles. Now just need a willing volunteer. "Do you need a new Nan I have a little room that I'm sure you would enjoy.lol | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Flirters and flirtees please gather below for flirting that will lead to fucking! Mwah
Can you deliver I only like home delierys."How soon do you need me there? | |||
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"Nah not in the mood for any of that Tom Foolery....." Boooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"I could do with a fuck! But I’m probably way down anyone’s list of options "Stick with me, you’ll stay way down there  | |||
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"As long as I don’t have to put any effort in, I’ll take a fuck." I WISH we could convince women to get on to more | |||
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"I could do with a fuck! But I’m probably way down anyone’s list of options
I'm happy to help can't have you feel left outx "Excellent! Pity fucks are my forte | |||
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"I don’t flirt but I can offer a varied selection of top quality biscuits " What biscuits? Asking for a 'friend' | |||
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"I could do with a fuck! But I’m probably way down anyone’s list of options "I would | |||
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"I don’t flirt but I can offer a varied selection of top quality biscuits What biscuits? Asking for a 'friend'" What are they looking for I’ll check the stock | |||
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"I could do with a fuck! But I’m probably way down anyone’s list of options
I would "Well for the sake of transparency, I’d absolutely love you to | |||
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"I could do with a fuck! But I’m probably way down anyone’s list of options
I would
Well for the sake of transparency, I’d absolutely love you to "Deal | |||
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"Isn't it a bit too hot for that today? Unless it's just going to be a quickie with my dress pulled up. I could manage that F" Not hot enough today. I can’t wait for it to really warm up | |||
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"Does it have to be today? Because I like a slow build up… "today is preferred | |||
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"I could do with a fuck! But I’m probably way down anyone’s list of options
I would
Well for the sake of transparency, I’d absolutely love you to
Deal "Let me know the details | |||
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