FabSwingers.com forum: Reasons to phone in sick

By *os_Goddessofdawn OP Woman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Come on, let's all throw a sickie today, and tell me your funniest excuses for not going to work today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get rid of my morning wood

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

My dog ate my car keys

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My goldfish was poorly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve locked myself in

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The only reason I would phone in sick is if I was sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't walk yet after my morning fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife can't find the key to the handcuffs.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

My car wouldn't start (at the time i didn't drive)

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"My dog ate my car keys

XX "

I work from home….. but the dog ate my password

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog ate my homework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too fat and shattered today...

Or death could do it, just about

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

I just......I just.....don't want to.

*heavy sigh

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Doggy daycare is closed and I can’t find a sitter.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Arthritis in my left little toe.

The mr

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I've cum in my eye

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

It's too sunny and I just can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has actually had to take today as a holiday, our dog is going to the vets for a operation.

Not a sickie but still....

Mrs C

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Mummy won't make me my packed lunch

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I've heard loads over the years but the best one was ... "Won't be in this week until the carpet burns on my chin heals up." ... true story

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

The dog ate my dentures.

True story for my mum this week!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Something contagious and icky. And put on a poorly voice.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Much like a hamstring injury, a pulled banjo string. Requires multiple days off plus tender loving care from a coworker

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I can't get rid of my morning wood "

I'll help lol

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ve got anal blindness.

I can’t see my arse in work today.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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1kg box of jaffa cake misshapes that go out of date today and have to be eaten

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