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"Mines 1 to 2 hours " God only 2 hrs | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours " I think they mean sex, not doing a jigsaw puzzle. | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours " Thats hilarious. No lady wants to get fucked for 2 hours. Is there a nap involved in that 2 hours? | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours Thats hilarious. No lady wants to get fucked for 2 hours. Is there a nap involved in that 2 hours?" You've never met my wife. | |||
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"To work out the average, you've got to add all the times together and divide by the number of fucks you've had. That's going to take some working out, plus I've failed to record all the lengths of times I've lasted. Fuck, I knew I forgot something." Simple schoolboy error - my apple Watch has the new fuckotron 3 chip in it and senses when you’re shagging and times everything automatically and even categorises foreplay ( it does 100ths second) The main event and measures output by weighing you pre and post jizz…. I cum 6.25 litres every time apparently !!! | |||
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"I'd be bored, and probably sore, after 20/30mins if you're just talking in and out P in V. " What about if I read you a story at the same time? Xx | |||
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"To work out the average, you've got to add all the times together and divide by the number of fucks you've had. That's going to take some working out, plus I've failed to record all the lengths of times I've lasted. Fuck, I knew I forgot something. Simple schoolboy error - my apple Watch has the new fuckotron 3 chip in it and senses when you’re shagging and times everything automatically and even categorises foreplay ( it does 100ths second) The main event and measures output by weighing you pre and post jizz…. I cum 6.25 litres every time apparently !!! " How would it be possible to even get up with 6.25 litres of jizz in the cute one lol | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours " And a 10 inch cock according to your profile. Any other lies? | |||
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"I'd have to get a book out or something I'd be bored after 2 hours of thrusting. " I don't mind two... four... more | |||
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"I'd have to get a book out or something I'd be bored after 2 hours of thrusting. I don't mind two... four... more " Marathon sexer. | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours And a 10 inch cock according to your profile. Any other lies? " He says 10" of pleasure.....probably a toblerone, yum | |||
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"I'd have to get a book out or something I'd be bored after 2 hours of thrusting. I don't mind two... four... more Marathon sexer. " Can be | |||
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"I go 36 hrs non stop and cum 32.5 litres in 6 impressive non stop loads… I also travel with and ice pack and 2 cans of WD-40" Any truth in the rumour you have been contacted by space x to help launch their next rock? I heard you cum so had and so much its enough to fire the next space station into orbit! | |||
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"With the right person about 30 seconds - repeatedly. I know it's hard work being female " Oh yay, another woman who is as rubbish at lasting as I am! | |||
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"2 hours my fucking arse" That's gonna require a lot of lube. | |||
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"With the right person about 30 seconds - repeatedly. I know it's hard work being female Oh yay, another woman who is as rubbish at lasting as I am! " It's a curse isn't it | |||
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"With the right person about 30 seconds - repeatedly. I know it's hard work being female Oh yay, another woman who is as rubbish at lasting as I am! It's a curse isn't it " Such a curse. I absolutely hate the fact that a few seconds of being fucked leads to multiple orgasms. | |||
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"With the right person about 30 seconds - repeatedly. I know it's hard work being female Oh yay, another woman who is as rubbish at lasting as I am! It's a curse isn't it Such a curse. I absolutely hate the fact that a few seconds of being fucked leads to multiple orgasms. " It's awful - next there'll be a thread of most orgasms ina single session and I wouldn't have a clue! Most upsetting | |||
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"With the right person about 30 seconds - repeatedly. I know it's hard work being female Oh yay, another woman who is as rubbish at lasting as I am! It's a curse isn't it Such a curse. I absolutely hate the fact that a few seconds of being fucked leads to multiple orgasms. " If you two should need a room. I just so happen to have one available. | |||
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"Yeah, let’s here it for us quick girls lol Have seen me cum after riding Mike for about 20 seconds!! Have to be on top… Jxxx" Yes! Or doggy | |||
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"With the right person about 30 seconds - repeatedly. I know it's hard work being female Oh yay, another woman who is as rubbish at lasting as I am! It's a curse isn't it Such a curse. I absolutely hate the fact that a few seconds of being fucked leads to multiple orgasms. " The ex mrsAirwolf20 is the same, she can cum multiple times in about 20-30 seconds if she's on top nearly every time.... I wonder if that's why I added 20 to my username? | |||
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"Depends on the inspiration moment and intent or need at the time be it quick wild and furious action, long slow building or a bit of both " Like waiting on a shop opening | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours " No one likes a show off. Me - 3-4 hrs. | |||
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"2 hours of the in and out?!? I’d be bored after 20 minutes." Noted | |||
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"For as long as the lady wants or has had enough. Ive a penile implant which means my dick can stay hard for however long i choose even after cumming." how do you get it to go down?! What if it won’t? Do you click your fingers? So many questions! | |||
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"For as long as the lady wants or has had enough. Ive a penile implant which means my dick can stay hard for however long i choose even after cumming. how do you get it to go down?! What if it won’t? Do you click your fingers? So many questions!" Maybe it's like one of those snap bands and you have to snap it in the right direction | |||
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"I go 36 hrs non stop and cum 32.5 litres in 6 impressive non stop loads… I also travel with and ice pack and 2 cans of WD-40 Any truth in the rumour you have been contacted by space x to help launch their next rock? I heard you cum so had and so much its enough to fire the next space station into orbit! " That was supposed to be privileged information that only 3 people plus all the ones i told knew!! | |||
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"For as long as the lady wants or has had enough. Ive a penile implant which means my dick can stay hard for however long i choose even after cumming. how do you get it to go down?! What if it won’t? Do you click your fingers? So many questions! Maybe it's like one of those snap bands and you have to snap it in the right direction " Ha! | |||
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"I’m currently fucking my wife. We’ve been at it since Thursday and she’s just gone to get the WD40 because her hips seizing up. I’ll get back to you on Tuesday when I’m finished." Should have read the thread. WD40 gag has already been made | |||
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"I’m currently fucking my wife. We’ve been at it since Thursday and she’s just gone to get the WD40 because her hips seizing up. I’ll get back to you on Tuesday when I’m finished. Should have read the thread. WD40 gag has already been made " Should’ve gone with the Castrol Magnatec. 5w40 should do the trick. | |||
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"I’m currently fucking my wife. We’ve been at it since Thursday and she’s just gone to get the WD40 because her hips seizing up. I’ll get back to you on Tuesday when I’m finished. Should have read the thread. WD40 gag has already been made Should’ve gone with the Castrol Magnatec. 5w40 should do the trick." I want to lube her joints. Not pop wheelies on her down the a1. | |||
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"Way to long, definitely an entire evening or 2 " Sober? We’re similar to you guys and love looooooong sessions with plenty breaks, but don’t think we could do longer than 2/3 hours sober. | |||
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"I’m currently fucking my wife. We’ve been at it since Thursday and she’s just gone to get the WD40 because her hips seizing up. I’ll get back to you on Tuesday when I’m finished. Should have read the thread. WD40 gag has already been made Should’ve gone with the Castrol Magnatec. 5w40 should do the trick. I want to lube her joints. Not pop wheelies on her down the a1." Pffft so vanilla!!! | |||
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"I’m currently fucking my wife. We’ve been at it since Thursday and she’s just gone to get the WD40 because her hips seizing up. I’ll get back to you on Tuesday when I’m finished. Should have read the thread. WD40 gag has already been made Should’ve gone with the Castrol Magnatec. 5w40 should do the trick. I want to lube her joints. Not pop wheelies on her down the a1. Pffft so vanilla!!!" There’s a 2 stroke joke in here somewhere. | |||
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"I’m currently fucking my wife. We’ve been at it since Thursday and she’s just gone to get the WD40 because her hips seizing up. I’ll get back to you on Tuesday when I’m finished. Should have read the thread. WD40 gag has already been made Should’ve gone with the Castrol Magnatec. 5w40 should do the trick. I want to lube her joints. Not pop wheelies on her down the a1. Pffft so vanilla!!! There’s a 2 stroke joke in here somewhere." Can’t believe I missed it! Shame! Shame! Shame! | |||
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"I’m currently fucking my wife. We’ve been at it since Thursday and she’s just gone to get the WD40 because her hips seizing up. I’ll get back to you on Tuesday when I’m finished. Should have read the thread. WD40 gag has already been made Should’ve gone with the Castrol Magnatec. 5w40 should do the trick. I want to lube her joints. Not pop wheelies on her down the a1. Pffft so vanilla!!! There’s a 2 stroke joke in here somewhere." Maybe even a threesome. | |||
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"Way to long, definitely an entire evening or 2 Sober? We’re similar to you guys and love looooooong sessions with plenty breaks, but don’t think we could do longer than 2/3 hours sober." Sober or after a drink! We love going to clubs because we can just walk around and perv, then fuck for a bit, perv for a bit, fuck, eat (chams) chill then fuck some more | |||
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"Way to long, definitely an entire evening or 2 Sober? We’re similar to you guys and love looooooong sessions with plenty breaks, but don’t think we could do longer than 2/3 hours sober. Sober or after a drink! We love going to clubs because we can just walk around and perv, then fuck for a bit, perv for a bit, fuck, eat (chams) chill then fuck some more " Haven’t done a club yet, but Chams is on the hitlist | |||
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"Oh it’s amazing! And for us, mid play cheesy chips is the best We are hoping to get back up there in the next week or 2" Ha ha sounds right up my street, be better if they done dessert though booooo! Will hopefully bump into you both at some point. | |||
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"Oh it’s amazing! And for us, mid play cheesy chips is the best We are hoping to get back up there in the next week or 2 Ha ha sounds right up my street, be better if they done dessert though booooo! Will hopefully bump into you both at some point. " Ooo they might do desert, not sure! I know they also do lamb shank and curry | |||
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"Depends when the timer goes off on the oven to say the cake's ready. " That made me laugh | |||
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"Generally half an hour but takes forever these days….joys of a stressful life but as long as I can give oral I can happily stop when she’s had enough…." Sounds just like me...as long as she can take oral. Erection hard to maintain these days. | |||
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"Generally half an hour but takes forever these days….joys of a stressful life but as long as I can give oral I can happily stop when she’s had enough…. Sounds just like me...as long as she can take oral. Erection hard to maintain these days." Cialis works wonders! Don’t touch viagra as the headaches are awful. | |||
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"Generally half an hour but takes forever these days….joys of a stressful life but as long as I can give oral I can happily stop when she’s had enough…. Sounds just like me...as long as she can take oral. Erection hard to maintain these days. Cialis works wonders! Don’t touch viagra as the headaches are awful. " Viagra 1/2 with food does the trick. | |||
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"Generally half an hour but takes forever these days….joys of a stressful life but as long as I can give oral I can happily stop when she’s had enough…. Sounds just like me...as long as she can take oral. Erection hard to maintain these days. Cialis works wonders! Don’t touch viagra as the headaches are awful. " What about for someone with high blood pressure? Take tablets for that. | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours 1-2 hours...who wants that ? " 2 hours of non stop shagging is going to be tough for anyone. But I think sexual play for 2 hours is more than reasonable - foreplay, oral, bit of fucking, change positions, bit more oral, switch the fucking up a bit and then slow it down … doesn’t take much for two hours to go quite quickly when you are not swinging from the chandeliers all the time. | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours 1-2 hours...who wants that ? 2 hours of non stop shagging is going to be tough for anyone. But I think sexual play for 2 hours is more than reasonable - foreplay, oral, bit of fucking, change positions, bit more oral, switch the fucking up a bit and then slow it down … doesn’t take much for two hours to go quite quickly when you are not swinging from the chandeliers all the time." And you ran the risk of breaking them, landing down awkwardly and covered in glass | |||
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"Ive been edging now for 18 months and can no longer get my balls off the bed… but when I do - some lucky girl is getting icing all over!!! Then im going to carry on until she calls the fire brigade or the bed catches fire " And the jizz well it's ruined the wooden flooring. Which you can just about see as there are just so many broken coffee tables | |||
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"They call my Mr, Duracell Dave .... Lucky me " Size AA or triple A? | |||
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"They call my Mr, Duracell Dave .... Lucky me Size AA or triple A?" And I'm jackhammer so we would make a great team. | |||
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"They call my Mr, Duracell Dave .... Lucky me Size AA or triple A? And I'm jackhammer so we would make a great team. " Christ she’s bringing in the diesel generator | |||
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"They call my Mr, Duracell Dave .... Lucky me Size AA or triple A? And I'm jackhammer so we would make a great team. Christ she’s bringing in the diesel generator " I would definitely wear your batteries out. | |||
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"They call my Mr, Duracell Dave .... Lucky me Size AA or triple A? And I'm jackhammer so we would make a great team. Christ she’s bringing in the diesel generator I would definitely wear your batteries out. " Just jump start me off the car battery I’ll be good to go. | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours Thats hilarious. No lady wants to get fucked for 2 hours. Is there a nap involved in that 2 hours?" How do you know that "no lady wants to get fucked for 2 hours"? With the quality of a high percentage of the males on here it's us women saying no lady wants to get fucked for 2 minutes! | |||
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"I guess it depends on your definitions. The P in V is great but I class the entire thing as sex. I very rarely, if ever, get off from penetration alone. The last guy I played with, were touching, exploring, kissing, going down on each, having penetrative sex and going back and forth between all of them for over 2 hours before he came. I orgasmed several times during that. Later that night we did the same again for a few hours. He woke me up again at 5 am, that time probably only lasted 20 mins of so. I will admit to failure on the 4th session I’m pretty sure by then I was massively dehydrated and exhausted. He still had a wonderful explosive start the day. So it depends on the dynamic it can be a frantic quickie that last 3 minutes or it can be hours and hours. If it were the same every single time I would get very bored. " Exactly this! Sex for us is all the fun play and not just the penetration. We can do a quick 10 minutes if we get carried away doing dinner but it is rare for us to play for less than an hour. Sex for us is usually 2-3 hours. Our last meet we were all playing for 6 hours and it was brilliant fun for everyone! C x | |||
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"Mines 1 to 2 hours Thats hilarious. No lady wants to get fucked for 2 hours. Is there a nap involved in that 2 hours?" And what makes you an authority on every woman? I’d rather two hours of multiple orgasms than a disappointing five minutes that doesn’t get me off. C x | |||
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"They call my Mr, Duracell Dave .... Lucky me Size AA or triple A?" He's packing way more than that | |||
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"To work out the average, you've got to add all the times together and divide by the number of fucks you've had. That's going to take some working out, plus I've failed to record all the lengths of times I've lasted. Fuck, I knew I forgot something. Simple schoolboy error - my apple Watch has the new fuckotron 3 chip in it and senses when you’re shagging and times everything automatically and even categorises foreplay ( it does 100ths second) The main event and measures output by weighing you pre and post jizz…. I cum 6.25 litres every time apparently !!! " That old jizz tail lol | |||
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"One of the reasons I always go down on a lady first. If I can give her a good time with my mouth and fingers it's less of an issue!" Is that after the broken coffee tables or before my feet get stuck to the floor in all that jizz? | |||
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