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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As you're all so wonderfully accommodating, and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)...

Please give us more photos. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your...

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again.

It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand...

I'm on my knees here... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooohhhh I'm here for this

Pretty please

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

J

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

What's in it for us, a bacon bun by any chance?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I got one ….go peek

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooohhhh I'm here for this

Pretty please "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

J"

(drool)

Dammit. Still no emoji

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What's in it for us, a bacon bun by any chance? "

Erm...

Ok

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I got one ….go peek "

I can see it there

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Not sure is this PP shows what your after

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What's in it for us, a bacon bun by any chance? "

Can't beat bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I got one ….go peek

I can see it there "

So it is….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooohhhh I'm here for this

Pretty please "

No

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"What's in it for us, a bacon bun by any chance?

Can't beat bacon "

Dam right, crispy bacon with English mustard and red sauce

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ooohhhh I'm here for this

Pretty please

No"

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Love the happy trail

Especially when I lick it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after "

Yes. Yes it does

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


""

We see you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Love the happy trail

Especially when I lick it "

Good lord yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after "

Oooffftttt

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt "

Is that an actual word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We see you"

Damn it, but I brought biscuits

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?"

Uh huh

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?"

Describe it please…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

We see you

Damn it, but I brought biscuits "

You're a star

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"No"

Come on I said I would support you.Just pull it out everything will be great lol x

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Not sure if some of my pics qualify for that or not. Lol

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Ooohhhh I'm here for this

Pretty please

No"

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Not sure if some of my pics qualify for that or not. Lol"

I've had a good browse and I feel that although they are all

Maybe a new one sometime to fit more specifically might be nice

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…"

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not sure if some of my pics qualify for that or not. Lol"

I think we need pants down a bit further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines more a meandering path around a couple o’ barrels. I couldn’t possibly expose anyone to that sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrr

Did you mean this bit

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?"

What's with all the clothes??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?"

20 March 2023 to start...

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet? "

Making a mental note not to ask stupid questions again….

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?"

Oh god. Any of yours

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mines more a meandering path around a couple o’ barrels. I couldn’t possibly expose anyone to that sight."

Expose it! Go on

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

Making a mental note not to ask stupid questions again…. "

Ask away. I’m happy to answer on here. Sarcasm may or may not be included

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr

Did you mean this bit "

Erm...

The bit just north of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's in it for us, a bacon bun by any chance? "

Bacon and fried egg butty for me while you're at it.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

D.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

Making a mental note not to ask stupid questions again….

Ask away. I’m happy to answer on here. Sarcasm may or may not be included "

I know sarcasm will definitely be included and I’m not falling for it ……

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?"

Good grief your pics should come with health warning! I suddenly have a fever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrr

Did you mean this bit

Erm...

The bit just north of it"

Okay

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"What's in it for us, a bacon bun by any chance?

Bacon and fried egg butty for me while you're at it."

Join the cue sunshine

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"

D."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

D."

Well fuck me.

That was an exclamation.

And a request

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?

Oh god. Any of yours "

Ha why thanks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What's in it for us, a bacon bun by any chance?

Bacon and fried egg butty for me while you're at it."

No trail, no butty. Them's the rules.

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr

Did you mean this bit

Erm...

The bit just north of it

Okay "

Woo hoo! Yay!

Thank you

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?

What's with all the clothes?? "

Can’t show it all off

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?

20 March 2023 to start... "

This one??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

D."

I’m speechless

Ps. That never happens. Ask Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrr

Did you mean this bit

Erm...

The bit just north of it

Okay

Woo hoo! Yay!

Thank you "

For you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Not sure if some of my pics qualify for that or not. Lol"

8th May. Shower. Profile pic please

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

Making a mental note not to ask stupid questions again….

Ask away. I’m happy to answer on here. Sarcasm may or may not be included

I know sarcasm will definitely be included and I’m not falling for it ……"

I’m sure you will…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still confused what part your really looking for

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

Making a mental note not to ask stupid questions again….

Ask away. I’m happy to answer on here. Sarcasm may or may not be included

I know sarcasm will definitely be included and I’m not falling for it ……

I’m sure you will… "

Forgot to mention you have great lady parts….

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm still confused what part your really looking for "

Profile pic…belly button to heart

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Not much of a trail from me…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet? "

I'm dying. Can I steal that my lady parts are appreciative.

Ooooooooft

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

D.

I’m speechless

Ps. That never happens. Ask Posh "

Never

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

I'm dying. Can I steal that my lady parts are appreciative.

Ooooooooft "

Steal with pride

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr

Did you mean this bit

Erm...

The bit just north of it

Okay

Woo hoo! Yay!

Thank you

For you

"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

Making a mental note not to ask stupid questions again….

Ask away. I’m happy to answer on here. Sarcasm may or may not be included

I know sarcasm will definitely be included and I’m not falling for it ……

I’m sure you will…

Forgot to mention you have great lady parts…. "

Thanks. They’re not bad for a dwarf

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm still confused what part your really looking for "

That part.

That one.

Right there.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?

What's with all the clothes??

Can’t show it all off"

Yes but you could go just a little tiny bit lower... For future photo reference

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm still confused what part your really looking for "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm still confused what part your really looking for "

Where the love heart is on 6 April… just above there

Oooffttt

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Not sure is this PP shows what your after

Oooffftttt

Is that an actual word?

Describe it please…

It means my lady parts are appreciative of the view. In a very good way

Does that help? I guess you’ve not been on an ooofffttt thread as yet?

Making a mental note not to ask stupid questions again….

Ask away. I’m happy to answer on here. Sarcasm may or may not be included

I know sarcasm will definitely be included and I’m not falling for it ……

I’m sure you will…

Forgot to mention you have great lady parts….

Thanks. They’re not bad for a dwarf "

Look perfectly proportionate to me….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a new pic uploading, let me know if it fits the remit. If not I'll try again

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I have a new pic uploading, let me know if it fits the remit. If not I'll try again "

Yes!!! Yes it does

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I have a new pic uploading, let me know if it fits the remit. If not I'll try again "

Oh yes. Oooffftttt

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have a new pic uploading, let me know if it fits the remit. If not I'll try again "

Waits impatiently...

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have a new pic uploading, let me know if it fits the remit. If not I'll try again

Waits impatiently...

J"

And then faints!

J

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Here's a tame one

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

New profile… any better?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Wasn’t sure which one met the criteria. Can you suggest?

What's with all the clothes??

Can’t show it all off

Yes but you could go just a little tiny bit lower... For future photo reference "

Those are set to private

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Not much of a trail from me….. "

Well, I gave it a go….

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not much of a trail from me….. "

It's a perfectly fabulous trail

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm out.

Off to post in the bits you hate thread

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a new pic uploading, let me know if it fits the remit. If not I'll try again "

Sweet baby Jesus and all the saints

Yes please.

I mean thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Here's a tame one"

We like tame.

We like wild too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"New profile… any better?"

That definitely works

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm out.

Off to post in the bits you hate thread "

Nnnooooooo Mag!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"New profile… any better?

That definitely works"

Thank you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take that as a yes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll take that as a yes "

I mean... if you want to try again...

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

My usual profile pic should work

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

Well I've really enjoyed this post mmm yes I fully agree with that trail ..I dont apologise for the pics I've fabbed x

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Hello

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Hello"

Hello

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My usual profile pic should work "

It does

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm out.

Off to post in the bits you hate thread "

2nd January

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well I've really enjoyed this post mmm yes I fully agree with that trail ..I dont apologise for the pics I've fabbed x "

^^she's been fingering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take that as a yes

I mean... if you want to try again...

"

I post very few pictures as it is, let's not waste them all in 1 night.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello"

That works

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll take that as a yes

I mean... if you want to try again...

I post very few pictures as it is, let's not waste them all in 1 night. "

True. And so worth the wait

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Well I've really enjoyed this post mmm yes I fully agree with that trail ..I dont apologise for the pics I've fabbed x

^^she's been fingering"

How many fingers?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well I've really enjoyed this post mmm yes I fully agree with that trail ..I dont apologise for the pics I've fabbed x

^^she's been fingering

How many fingers? "

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Hello

Hello "

Good evening to you.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Hello

That works "

Delighted to be of service.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I'm out.

Off to post in the bits you hate thread

2nd January

J"

Thank you Julie!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm out.

Off to post in the bits you hate thread

2nd January

J

Thank you Julie! "

She is so right

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"My usual profile pic should work

It does "

Phew saves me changing it to the nudey one

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

A friend of mine on here has the most perfect photo just as you have described, and it might quite possibly be one of my favourite photos on this whole site. It just makes me go ooooooffffttttttt

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im not getting my belly out

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire


"Well I've really enjoyed this post mmm yes I fully agree with that trail ..I dont apologise for the pics I've fabbed x

^^she's been fingering

How many fingers?

"

Enough to make me ...s**** hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no happy trail. I am a wilderness there and can only be navigated by the most adventurous of explorers…..

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Here's a tame one

We like tame.

We like wild too "
wild would probably be a little more than you want to see

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Bit wilder just for you op x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I'm out.

Off to post in the bits you hate thread

2nd January

J

Thank you Julie!

She is so right "

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think that mine is out anyway…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im not getting my belly out "

Welcome back you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A friend of mine on here has the most perfect photo just as you have described, and it might quite possibly be one of my favourite photos on this whole site. It just makes me go ooooooffffttttttt "

I really want to know if it's the person I'm thinking of

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have no happy trail. I am a wilderness there and can only be navigated by the most adventurous of explorers….."

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bit wilder just for you op x"

Too kind

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think that mine is out anyway… "

Oooft

Also

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Is this a crab ladder thread??????

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Bit wilder just for you op x

Too kind "
hope u like id love to see your belly pics tame and wild op

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Mine is out and hope it doesn’t give you nightmares! No reaching for the mind bleach! Xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I used to think Nora was the biggest perv here but it's definitely you Posh

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I used to think Nora was the biggest perv here but it's definitely you Posh "

I agree it's definitely Posh too!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I think that mine is out anyway… "

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

.

A bit of what you may seek on my pfp

Oh and morning all

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"A bit of what you may seek on my pfp

Oh and morning all "

Yes you are right! And good morning

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

D.

"

D.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

D.

Well fuck me.

That was an exclamation.

And a request "

My pleasure Posh!

D.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

D.

I’m speechless

Ps. That never happens. Ask Posh "

I’m hoping that’s a good thing!!

D.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Well what have we got here then

Em x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you mean that triangle of fat I have above my penis ?

The mr

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland


"A friend of mine on here has the most perfect photo just as you have described, and it might quite possibly be one of my favourite photos on this whole site. It just makes me go ooooooffffttttttt

I really want to know if it's the person I'm thinking of"

He’s Scottish

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is this a crab ladder thread??????

"

Yep. Except no crabs here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bit wilder just for you op x

Too kind hope u like id love to see your belly pics tame and wild op "

Oh jebus... no one needs that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine is out and hope it doesn’t give you nightmares! No reaching for the mind bleach! Xx "

I never need mind bleach. Some people probably think I should use it to clean up in there though

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've just checked I don't have a happy trail

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I used to think Nora was the biggest perv here but it's definitely you Posh "

Me?

Sweet, innocent me?

Couldn't be. A pervert would be thinking about licking your happy trail. That's not me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A bit of what you may seek on my pfp

Oh and morning all "

There is

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

D.

Well fuck me.

That was an exclamation.

And a request

My pleasure Posh!

D."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well what have we got here then

Em x"

You're late!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you mean that triangle of fat I have above my penis ?

The mr "

You say potato, I say tomato

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A friend of mine on here has the most perfect photo just as you have described, and it might quite possibly be one of my favourite photos on this whole site. It just makes me go ooooooffffttttttt

I really want to know if it's the person I'm thinking of

He’s Scottish "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've just checked I don't have a happy trail "

I'm sure your lower abdomen is often happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Do you mean that triangle of fat I have above my penis ?

The mr

You say potato, I say tomato "

Everyday really is a school day. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Off to look in the mirror to see if it looks feasible.

The mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good morning"

That is a very happy trail

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you mean that triangle of fat I have above my penis ?

The mr

You say potato, I say tomato

Everyday really is a school day. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Off to look in the mirror to see if it looks feasible.

The mr "

From what I can see... yes.

Please.

It does.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Do you mean that triangle of fat I have above my penis ?

The mr

You say potato, I say tomato

Everyday really is a school day. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Off to look in the mirror to see if it looks feasible.

The mr

From what I can see... yes.

Please.

It does."

Thank you

The mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m very late to the thread, but at least I’m here.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I used to think Nora was the biggest perv here but it's definitely you Posh

Me?

Sweet, innocent me?

Couldn't be. A pervert would be thinking about licking your happy trail. That's not me "

Think you outed yourself by saying that because you thought about it or you wouldn't have said it (pervert)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you mean that triangle of fat I have above my penis ?

The mr

You say potato, I say tomato

Everyday really is a school day. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Off to look in the mirror to see if it looks feasible.

The mr

From what I can see... yes.

Please.

It does.

Thank you

The mr "

Very welcome...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m very late to the thread, but at least I’m finally here."

FIFY

Yes. You are

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I used to think Nora was the biggest perv here but it's definitely you Posh

Me?

Sweet, innocent me?

Couldn't be. A pervert would be thinking about licking your happy trail. That's not me

Think you outed yourself by saying that because you thought about it or you wouldn't have said it (pervert) "

Cede messaged it to me and told me to say it

(That may or may not be true but she totally called me a pervert and deserves to be outed)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I used to think Nora was the biggest perv here but it's definitely you Posh

Me?

Sweet, innocent me?

Couldn't be. A pervert would be thinking about licking your happy trail. That's not me

Think you outed yourself by saying that because you thought about it or you wouldn't have said it (pervert)

Cede messaged it to me and told me to say it

(That may or may not be true but she totally called me a pervert and deserves to be outed)"

She's a total perv as well that one

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I've just checked I don't have a happy trail

I'm sure your lower abdomen is often happy "

It would be mych happier if it wasn't just my hand wandering over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this has improved my Monday morning

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I used to think Nora was the biggest perv here but it's definitely you Posh

Me?

Sweet, innocent me?

Couldn't be. A pervert would be thinking about licking your happy trail. That's not me

Think you outed yourself by saying that because you thought about it or you wouldn't have said it (pervert)

Cede messaged it to me and told me to say it

(That may or may not be true but she totally called me a pervert and deserves to be outed)"

I take no responsibility for my actions or anyone else's

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Well what have we got here then

Em x

You're late!! "

I know, I'm not on my A game this week but at least I slipped in before the thread was closed. Little victories

Em x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Sure my towel pic covers this. Not sure, there were lots of words in the OP I didn’t read

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"… at least I slipped in before the thread was closed. Little victories

Em x"

You and me both. Let’s celebrate.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Sure my towel pic covers this. Not sure, there were lots of words in the OP I didn’t read "

Sweet baby Josephine it covers it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"… at least I slipped in before the thread was closed. Little victories

Em x

You and me both. Let’s celebrate. "

The morning gentlemen are bringing it

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mondays are better with a happy trail. Great work Posh!

Jo.Xx

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I took a pic and dont think i have this happy trail its more like a trail mix

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Mine's visible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my profile pic hints at this, sorry no jeans on though !

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then you talked me into it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m just back to push this thread closer to the magic 175 posts. (And I changed my photo to a B&W one for Monochrome Monday …)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Does this count

Almost

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

.

A little piercing surprise in my "Happy trail" !

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thank you to all the lovely men who have allowed themselves to be objectified by the perverts for this thread. Once again, I salute you. And by salute you, I mean imagine doing things to you that are far too rude for me to describe here

And thank you to the perverts. Your beauty and grace* is what brings the menfolk to these threads... and once you get them here, I get to perve on them

*by beauty and grace I obviously mean sex appeal and raging perversion.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Also... sorry I missed personally replying to the last few of you... ran out of space!

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