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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

youve ever put in your mouth ???

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Lambs Brains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swallowed a fly acidentally UGH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby sick but obviously not through choice!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"swallowed a fly acidentally UGH!!"
did the spider wiggle and jiggle and wiggle inside ya?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Baby sick but obviously not through choice!!

creme caramel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww no!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww no!!"
lol are you sure????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marmite

barfffffffffffffffff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it don't get past my nose's finely honed sense of smell it don't go anywhere near my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treated sea urchin sushi, yuk!

Fresh one is ok though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If it don't get past my nose's finely honed sense of smell it don't go anywhere near my mouth!"

Thats abit like me if i dont like the look of it or smell it doesnt go in my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"youve ever put in your mouth ???"

.... my foot

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Plural Effusion.

Totally rank indeed - and someone had nicked me fucking crisps so i had nowt to even take away the taste - the bastards!!!!

Paid me back about 5 months later - taste had kind of gone by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I start...it WAS NOT deliberate!!........Have a ;ot of smelly animals that need a lot of mucking out......leave the rest to ur imaginations...needless to say...it was not pleasant!!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Half a cup of fairy washing up liquid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god i've eaten all sorts of foul things in the past lol

snails has got to be the worse i think, just because of the thought fo what they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off milk, took a swig from the bottle like a tramp wondered why it was taking long to come out then in came a load of curdled milk RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK ...

that stopped me drinking from the bottle belivvvvvvvvvvve me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheeps eyeball when i was a kid and we were in Saudi scarred for life cant go near sheep now..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've just flicked my fag ash in my can of pop without realising, to busy perving on here lol then d*unk it

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ate lambs bollix, sweetmeats at a posh hotel once. this is pussy btw

now for patrick he would most prob say it was last nite. he was sharing a packet of crisps with me. i wasnt hungry so i was licking the flavour of the crips and putting them back in the bag when he wasnt looking. he just thought the crips were slightly off. he still carried on eating them tho and then has the cheek to complain when i told him what i had done. anyhow its a great way of calorie counting. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ex wife"

lol...no regrets then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and for me, anything fish related...even the smell makes me gag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and for me, anything fish related...even the smell makes me gag!"

as i said.........the ex wife.....hahhahahaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and for me, anything fish related...even the smell makes me gag!

as i said.........the ex wife.....hahhahahaah"

Jeez...I think i met your missis!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Something called cypermetherin (Bug Killer) dammed thing exploded in my face whilst spraying it. Bloody stuff nearly killed me as it contains cyanide and it tasts crap too. lol

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppy Shit...Just got a Puppy Westie a few years back laid on the floor and let it use me as a climbing frame...It jumped onto my chest turned around with its arse facing my face farted and out popped a Puppy poo at a 100 mph straight into my gob...Who fancys a snog?...

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

tapioca ( if thats how it's spelt) and that other slimmy desrt dish thats like runny mash eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewie wheres the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A live meal worm

Had a few drinks with some friends and made up some bush tucker trials but all we had to eat was what his lizard eats

It was GROSS!!! but very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"off milk, took a swig from the bottle like a tramp wondered why it was taking long to come out then in came a load of curdled milk RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK ...

that stopped me drinking from the bottle belivvvvvvvvvvve me lol"

Hasn't stopped me, still swig from the milk bottle/carton all these years later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oyster!

I had one, was informed to chew it, and it burst and the content hit the back of my throat and made me gag.

I still can't "swallow"!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Oyster!

I had one, was informed to chew it, and it burst and the content hit the back of my throat and made me gag.

I still can't "swallow"!

My friend calls oysters whale snot

I could'nt eat one either,but I thought you were meant to let them slide down your throat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oyster!

I had one, was informed to chew it, and it burst and the content hit the back of my throat and made me gag.

I still can't "swallow"!

My friend calls oysters whale snot

I could'nt eat one either,but I thought you were meant to let them slide down your throat?"

I got tricked into biting one, by my f'ing sister!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"off milk, took a swig from the bottle like a tramp wondered why it was taking long to come out then in came a load of curdled milk RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK ...

that stopped me drinking from the bottle belivvvvvvvvvvve me lol"

This happened to me too. I was gargling for about 10 minutes trying to forget that texture.

Thanks for the reminder. O-)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Dont drink milk on an empty hungover tummy either.

I goes down like milk, but it reappears as cottaeg cheese

Lumps and all.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

marmite, yuk yuk yukkerty yuk!!

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