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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

It’s just a dream, you’ll wake up to reality soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some animals eat their young if they’re stillborn to stop predators smelling the corpse

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Jacob Rees-Mogg has had sex a minimum of six times (judging by the line-up of mini-Moggs he’s produced).

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

"

Morning.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Google why chainsaws were invented.

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By *astcoast2000Man
over a year ago

Newcastle County Down


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning. "
Morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google why chainsaws were invented. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s just a dream, you’ll wake up to reality soon"

wow brutal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some animals eat their young if they’re stillborn to stop predators smelling the corpse "

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Right now there are multiple people curling out a hangover poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jacob Rees-Mogg has had sex a minimum of six times (judging by the line-up of mini-Moggs he’s produced)."

This is crazy because he looks like Walter from beano

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning. Morning x"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning. "

This isn’t helpful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Google why chainsaws were invented. "

Scary hours. I’m gonna do it!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning.

This isn’t helpful "

Wanna kiss? Nekkid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right now there are multiple people curling out a hangover poo"

I love a hangover poo so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning.

This isn’t helpful

Wanna kiss? Nekkid?"

STOP IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The square of the hypotonuse is equal to the sun of the square of the other sides….. is it dead yet? Did I do it …. Pythagorean formulae always works for me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning.

This isn’t helpful

Wanna kiss? Nekkid?

STOP IT! "

Touch yourself. It won’t hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The square of the hypotonuse is equal to the sun of the square of the other sides….. is it dead yet? Did I do it …. Pythagorean formulae always works for me"

Yes it’s flaccid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning.

This isn’t helpful

Wanna kiss? Nekkid?

STOP IT!

Touch yourself. It won’t hurt. "

Ok I’m ignoring you from now on

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

Morning.

This isn’t helpful

Wanna kiss? Nekkid?

STOP IT!

Touch yourself. It won’t hurt.

Ok I’m ignoring you from now on "

*whistles nonchalantly

I’m touching myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Kevin Hart ‘HELP ME!!’ Meme*

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Send loads of messages to women to say you are horny and to meet now…then wait for the responses…

…that should kill it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send loads of messages to women to say you are horny and to meet now…then wait for the responses…

…that should kill it "

Messaged you both

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Alexa play Enya - Only Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alexa play Enya - Only Time "

Fair play this is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the symptoms of a broken penis?

A popping or cracking sound

Sharp, intense pain that doesn’t go away

Losing your erection instantly

Dark-purple bruising and swelling

Problems urinating (later on)

PS: you're welcome

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have a throat infection and I'm coughing up green chunks.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Alexa play Enya - Only Time "

Christ!

He only said kill his horn.

Pure evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve woken up terribly horny. Such awful news!!

Please tell me something to kill my vibe.

"

Fancy a fuck?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Have a wank son. Be over soon

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Margaret Thatcher

Mic drop*

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Margaret Thatcher

Mic drop*"

Yep, that'll do it

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