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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.

And now I want to cry

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Boo hoo......

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

I'll come and rescue you hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am somewhat arachnophobic.

So KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll come and rescue you hun! "

Yes please! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am somewhat arachnophobic.

So KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"

Hair spray and bog roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was it has hairy has me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.

And now I want to cry

"
it not paying rent....... kill!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.

And now I want to cry

"
must have a clean house spiders dont like dirty houses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am somewhat arachnophobic.

So KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hair spray and bog roll. "

So its now a big hairy bastard spider with an excellent quiff and a clean ass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.

And now I want to cry

must have a clean house spiders dont like dirty houses "

Dont I look like a dirty girl

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You need some conkers In your house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need some conkers In your house "

Does that work as I have one in my bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just went to close my curtains feeling all chilled out and a big hairy bastard SPIDER was in them.

And now I want to cry

must have a clean house spiders dont like dirty houses

Dont I look like a dirty girl"

You hid your profile from the spider, too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am somewhat arachnophobic.

So KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hair spray and bog roll. "

Hairspray and a cigarette lighter.....

Deserves to die.... If it had read your profile it wouldn't have turned up for a meet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need some conkers In your house "

Conkers??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"You need some conkers In your house

Does that work as I have one in my bathroom "

Apparently so but I've never used it my cars take care of the spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need some conkers In your house

Does that work as I have one in my bathroom

Apparently so but I've never used it my cars take care of the spiders "

Cars?

Conkers?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ahhhh crap!!!! Cats eat my spiders.

Apparently spiders dint like dinners so won't go near them. Put them in your house and you won't get spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It probably scarpered off home and when it got there, all sweaty and shaking, it's wife said, "What's up with you?" to which it replied, "I was sitting on some curtains minding my own business and this fookin great human thing scared the frickin crap outta me with her screaming. Nearly had a fucking heart attack I tell ya!"

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

they dont like wood floors,havent had one since i put a wood floor in,or maybe they just got fed up of me screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they dont like wood floors,havent had one since i put a wood floor in,or maybe they just got fed up of me screaming "

It's the echo. It bounces off the walls and they feel like you're in all corners attacking from all sides. We've got wooden floors too and our spiders fucked off and invaded the wing mirrors on our car!

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