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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening Nero

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - GentlemanFØx.

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

It's been a long time, I hope you are well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening Nero

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - GentlemanFØx.

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

It's been a long time, I hope you are well?"

Indeed it has. Vanilla life has been busy and disrupted the finer things in life. But gradually getting back to Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone! Currently we’re lay in bed scrolling fab whilst I debate what lingerie to wear

Mrs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones."

Are you calling me old and musty

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - GentlemanFØx.

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

It's been a long time, I hope you are well?

Indeed it has. Vanilla life has been busy and disrupted the finer things in life. But gradually getting back to Fab"

It's lovely to see you on the Nocturnal!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone! Currently we’re lay in bed scrolling fab whilst I debate what lingerie to wear

Mrs"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - VillÅge_VillÅins.

You are tonight's ³rd poster! Wear the lingerie of smiles and nothing else!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty "

I meant bad and trusty!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Good evening everyone! Currently we’re lay in bed scrolling fab whilst I debate what lingerie to wear

Mrs"

Delighted to help if we can.

What type of look are you trying to achieve?

Girl next door;

Sultry sophisticate;

Downright slutty?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Good evening Nerolatte and nocturnal people!

Watching Eurovision... my partner loves it and has watched it since he was younger. I'm also trying to work out if I'd get away with going braless on the train/going for drinks.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!"

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nerolatte and nocturnal people!

Watching Eurovision... my partner loves it and has watched it since he was younger. I'm also trying to work out if I'd get away with going braless on the train/going for drinks. "

Why not - best to be comfy!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Nerolatte and nocturnal people!

Watching Eurovision... my partner loves it and has watched it since he was younger. I'm also trying to work out if I'd get away with going braless on the train/going for drinks.

Why not - best to be comfy!!"

You're right Cede, words of great wisdom from such a young one is impressive. It's not for comfort reasons though.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nerolatte and nocturnal people!

Watching Eurovision... my partner loves it and has watched it since he was younger. I'm also trying to work out if I'd get away with going braless on the train/going for drinks. "

Good evening ex-wife. I hope you are well and trusty-busty? You will find that GentlemanFØx is this evening's accredited lingerie and brassiere expert. I shall leave it to his capable/cupable hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, just waiting for Giro t’Italia to start on Eurosport

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, it's been raining all day yee-haw ( I'm doing my happy dance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero Hello

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nerolatte and nocturnal people!

Watching Eurovision... my partner loves it and has watched it since he was younger. I'm also trying to work out if I'd get away with going braless on the train/going for drinks.

Why not - best to be comfy!!

You're right Cede, words of great wisdom from such a young one is impressive. It's not for comfort reasons though. "

But that's the reason you give......

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here"

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nerolatte and nocturnal people!

Watching Eurovision... my partner loves it and has watched it since he was younger. I'm also trying to work out if I'd get away with going braless on the train/going for drinks.

Why not - best to be comfy!!

You're right Cede, words of great wisdom from such a young one is impressive. It's not for comfort reasons though. "

Oh I see, the ex-wife is looking to flash her thr'penny bits!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Good evening Nerolatte and nocturnal people!

Watching Eurovision... my partner loves it and has watched it since he was younger. I'm also trying to work out if I'd get away with going braless on the train/going for drinks.

Good evening ex-wife. I hope you are well and trusty-busty? You will find that GentlemanFØx is this evening's accredited lingerie and brassiere expert. I shall leave it to his capable/cupable hands. "

As a fully paid up member of the _eli fan club, I am sure she will get away with whatever she wants and do so with style & aplomb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In, just waiting for Giro t’Italia to start on Eurosport "

xMischiefx....! Good evening and Welcøme once again to the Nocturnal fellowship. The other night you mesmerised us with your êyês. This evening it's your tailored-fitted décollatage. I hope you are well?

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, it's been raining all day yee-haw ( I'm doing my happy dance)"

Good evening Wildbillkid! Have you been watching the USVision-SongContest?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you"."

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero Hello "

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Welcome, young Sirrah! And how is •SocialWatching• this evening?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, it's been raining all day yee-haw ( I'm doing my happy dance)

Good evening Wildbillkid! Have you been watching the USVision-SongContest? "

no must of missed it (mutters under my breath thank God)

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then "

You could send me a FAF message before you go. I have never received one.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Blu'Blu', how do you do?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Good evening and Welcøme to ådy-úk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

·

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then "

In the Nøcturnal Snug Bar, even the corners are wood-panelled and lined with green velvetine fabric.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, it's been raining all day yee-haw ( I'm doing my happy dance)

Good evening Wildbillkid! Have you been watching the USVision-SongContest? no must of missed it (mutters under my breath thank God)"

Yep! I'm with you on that one!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then

You could send me a FAF message before you go. I have never received one. "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then

You could send me a FAF message before you go. I have never received one. "

Well since it's all I'm good for - FAF incoming!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all"

Evening Wønkø.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Hello everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then

You could send me a FAF message before you go. I have never received one.

·

Well since it's all I'm good for - FAF incoming!"

What a lucky gentleman!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria "

Where was my euro party invite

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria "

Good evening KC² my . It sounds like a proper non-stop Mardi Gras at your place! EuroShite festivities abound!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then

You could send me a FAF message before you go. I have never received one.

·

Well since it's all I'm good for - FAF incoming!

What a lucky gentleman!"

^ they don't work on him

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"*sliding in through the side door while the host is distracted as no longer in his good books*

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!¡

You are tonight's ²nd poster! All my good books are worn and musty. I shall keep you in reserve for my old ones.

Are you calling me old and musty

I meant bad and trusty!

you're probably right with old and musty - would explain my luck in here

You need to stop sending men "FAF" messages and photos of your quinny. You know very well that men on here receive 1ØØs of messages. No response is deemed a "no thank you".

Fine! I'll go sit back in the corner then

You could send me a FAF message before you go. I have never received one.

·

Well since it's all I'm good for - FAF incoming!

What a lucky gentleman!"

There you are proof positive that Fan does work for single men!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria "

I love sangria! I'm envious

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone "

Good evening Nicecouple561_!

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Indeed, I'm enamoured by your latest compendium of photographs. I highly approve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is that I smell in the air — leathery Green Irish T with hint of sweet musk of a lady on heat and Viognier red wine

What pre sex should smell like !

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite "

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Hello everyone

Good evening Nicecouple561_!

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Indeed, I'm enamoured by your latest compendium of photographs. I highly approve. "

I was just thinking the same.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Today in 1787, Arthur Phillip set sail with 11 ships of criminals to botany bay

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia. "

Yeah apparently the afternoon tea invite went missing there too

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What is that I smell in the air — leathery Green Irish T with hint of sweet musk of a lady on heat and Viognier red wine

What pre sex should smell like !"

Evening felicitations •Wíldlàw•

Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, enter without ceremony and take a seat on the crimson suede banquette.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone

Good evening Nicecouple561_!

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Indeed, I'm enamoured by your latest compendium of photographs. I highly approve.

I was just thinking the same. "

I know, great minds, great tastes, filthy hearts, discerning palates.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Today in 1787, Arthur Phillip set sail with 11 ships of criminals to botany bay"

Good ole Arthur!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hello everyone

Good evening Nicecouple561_!

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Indeed, I'm enamoured by your latest compendium of photographs. I highly approve. "

Why thank you. We found ourselves with a free afternoon on Thursday, the sun was shining, the wisteria in bloom...well you know how it is

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia.

Yeah apparently the afternoon tea invite went missing there too "

You're number ³ on the Åfternoon Teå ceremony now, after you blew me out the other day.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone

Good evening Nicecouple561_!

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Indeed, I'm enamoured by your latest compendium of photographs. I highly approve.

Why thank you. We found ourselves with a free afternoon on Thursday, the sun was shining, the wisteria in bloom...well you know how it is "

I can see your êyês! I zoomed into the beveled edge of your vintage mirror and the temptress revealed herself. Claridges awaits. Your carriage awaits....•°*

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hello everyone

Good evening Nicecouple561_!

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Indeed, I'm enamoured by your latest compendium of photographs. I highly approve.

I was just thinking the same. "

Thank you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well since it's all I'm good for - FAF incoming!

What a lucky gentleman!

There you are proof positive that Fan does work for single men!"

She's his No.¹ "Fan".

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia.

Yeah apparently the afternoon tea invite went missing there too

You're number ³ on the Åfternoon Teå ceremony now, after you blew me out the other day."

you know fine well you've never really invited me!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia.

Yeah apparently the afternoon tea invite went missing there too

You're number ³ on the Åfternoon Teå ceremony now, after you blew me out the other day.

you know fine well you've never really invited me!!! "

Such impertinence! You're No.4 now...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hello everyone

Good evening Nicecouple561_!

I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Indeed, I'm enamoured by your latest compendium of photographs. I highly approve.

Why thank you. We found ourselves with a free afternoon on Thursday, the sun was shining, the wisteria in bloom...well you know how it is

I can see your êyês! I zoomed into the beveled edge of your vintage mirror and the temptress revealed herself. Claridges awaits. Your carriage awaits....•°*"

Ha!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia.

Yeah apparently the afternoon tea invite went missing there too

You're number ³ on the Åfternoon Teå ceremony now, after you blew me out the other day.

you know fine well you've never really invited me!!!

Such impertinence! You're No.4 now... "

I'm used to not placing anyway

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia.

Yeah apparently the afternoon tea invite went missing there too

You're number ³ on the Åfternoon Teå ceremony now, after you blew me out the other day.

you know fine well you've never really invited me!!!

Such impertinence! You're No.4 now...

I'm used to not placing anyway "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life"

I'm loving all the bluebells at the moment

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life"

Show offs! It's been grey and gloomy in Central London. And quite Autumnal in fact. Just the way I like it.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

·

Where was my euro party invite

On the bookshelf along with all the other moth-eaten paraphernalia.

Yeah apparently the afternoon tea invite went missing there too

You're number ³ on the Åfternoon Teå ceremony now, after you blew me out the other day.

you know fine well you've never really invited me!!!

Such impertinence! You're No.4 now...

I'm used to not placing anyway

"

Aww you hired a musician for me - you do care

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

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over a year ago


"Nero Hello

·

Welcome, young Sirrah! And how is •SocialWatching• this evening?"

Great mate! just watching some Eurovision!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life

I'm loving all the bluebells at the moment "

Aren't the beautiful, that haze of blue across the woodland!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one "

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one "

¹

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero Hello

·

Welcome, young Sirrah! And how is •SocialWatching• this evening?

Great mate! just watching some Eurovision!!"

Enjoy!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me "

actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life

I'm loving all the bluebells at the moment

Aren't the beautiful, that haze of blue across the woodland!"

It's gorgeous - I went for a wander today

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life

I'm loving all the bluebells at the moment

Aren't the beautiful, that haze of blue across the woodland!"

Is Hateful Hastings blossoming itself?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno"

Shush you - he's being mean to me!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno

Shush you - he's being mean to me!! "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm already yawning. It must have been the Gin I had earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In, just waiting for Giro t’Italia to start on Eurosport

xMischiefx....! Good evening and Welcøme once again to the Nocturnal fellowship. The other night you mesmerised us with your êyês. This evening it's your tailored-fitted décollatage. I hope you are well?"

A pleasant was spent on the beach - yet again

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life

I'm loving all the bluebells at the moment

Aren't the beautiful, that haze of blue across the woodland!

Is Hateful Hastings blossoming itself? "

Battle Great Woods are a picture at the moment. Hastings seafront doesn't have too many bluebells

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life

I'm loving all the bluebells at the moment

Aren't the beautiful, that haze of blue across the woodland!

It's gorgeous - I went for a wander today "

The birds are in fine voice too aren't they. I love this time of year

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno

Shush you - he's being mean to me!!

"

^ See he pretends to be nice but all he does is stomps on fragile hearts

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gorgeous weather today, the garden is finally starting to show signs of life

I'm loving all the bluebells at the moment

Aren't the beautiful, that haze of blue across the woodland!

Is Hateful Hastings blossoming itself?

Battle Great Woods are a picture at the moment. Hastings seafront doesn't have too many bluebells "

Every time you leave the fragile shores of Hastings the bluebells wither. Every time you return they rejuvenate and bloom.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In, just waiting for Giro t’Italia to start on Eurosport

xMischiefx....! Good evening and Welcøme once again to the Nocturnal fellowship. The other night you mesmerised us with your êyês. This evening it's your tailored-fitted décollatage. I hope you are well?

A pleasant was spent on the beach - yet again "

Is it a shingle beach?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno

Shush you - he's being mean to me!!

^ See he pretends to be nice but all he does is stomps on fragile hearts "

I conCEDE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. I've got all the prosecco whilst watching eurovision waiting for my partner to get home hope you are all having a good one!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening all. I've got all the prosecco whilst watching eurovision waiting for my partner to get home hope you are all having a good one! "

Hello, we're watching MOTD, well one of us is

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. I've got all the prosecco whilst watching eurovision waiting for my partner to get home hope you are all having a good one! "

Good evening GéékySwèètheart! Is the Prosecco chilled to perfection? This evening's effervescence is being supplied by Eurovision™.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Evening all. I've got all the prosecco whilst watching eurovision waiting for my partner to get home hope you are all having a good one! "

I have wine with euro cheese tonight

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno

Shush you - he's being mean to me!!

^ See he pretends to be nice but all he does is stomps on fragile hearts

I conCEDE."

Yeah you conned me good!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

Where was my euro party invite "

We're sorry

You can come to the next Sinful Pools©™ party

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and Eurovision! We're ever so slightly sloshed and watching Eurovision. Our son has abandoned the party, presumably embarrassed by the fact Mr KC is obviously pissed

His GF has stuck with the party

Apart from listening to questionable Europop, today we went to a kid's party; went horse riding (well, I did) and did our shopping. Then we made homemade sangria

Where was my euro party invite

We're sorry

You can come to the next Sinful Pools©™ party "

Yes!! This needs to happen

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno

Shush you - he's being mean to me!!

^ See he pretends to be nice but all he does is stomps on fragile hearts

I conCEDE.

Yeah you conned me good!! "

And you coloured me bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I've got all the prosecco whilst watching eurovision waiting for my partner to get home hope you are all having a good one!

I have wine with euro cheese tonight "

Delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. I've got all the prosecco whilst watching eurovision waiting for my partner to get home hope you are all having a good one!

Good evening GéékySwèètheart! Is the Prosecco chilled to perfection? This evening's effervescence is being supplied by Eurovision™."

It was but then I just brought it in the living room as I haven't got a man here to serve me and I was getting bored of having to get up so alas... it is now warm ish.

How is your evening?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What does that mean when someone waves their hand with an upraised middle finger? Oh your number one

Ooohhhh is that what Nero is saying to me actually I thought you were telling him he was Numero uno

Shush you - he's being mean to me!!

^ See he pretends to be nice but all he does is stomps on fragile hearts

I conCEDE.

Yeah you conned me good!!

And you coloured me bad."

You'll always be gold to me Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. I've got all the prosecco whilst watching eurovision waiting for my partner to get home hope you are all having a good one!

Good evening GéékySwèètheart! Is the Prosecco chilled to perfection? This evening's effervescence is being supplied by Eurovision™.

It was but then I just brought it in the living room as I haven't got a man here to serve me and I was getting bored of having to get up so alas... it is now warm ish.

How is your evening?"

It's all very good, thank you ever so much for asking. It's not taboo to drop a few chunky ice cubes into your Prosecco glass...²

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it"

Well, if you had been in Claridges you could have telephoned for Room Cervix.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it"

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Well, if you had been in Claridges you could have telephoned for Room Cervix."

They provide everything you could wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In, just waiting for Giro t’Italia to start on Eurosport

xMischiefx....! Good evening and Welcøme once again to the Nocturnal fellowship. The other night you mesmerised us with your êyês. This evening it's your tailored-fitted décollatage. I hope you are well?

A pleasant was spent on the beach - yet again

Is it a shingle beach?"

Today’s wasn’t, just too many people so my own quiet place

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Well, if you had been in Claridges you could have telephoned for Room Cervix.

They provide everything you could wish for"

Correct. I, however, provide everything else.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace "

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon. "

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace "

That's exactly what myself and GentlemanFØx said earlier. They're excellent.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In, just waiting for Giro t’Italia to start on Eurosport

xMischiefx....! Good evening and Welcøme once again to the Nocturnal fellowship. The other night you mesmerised us with your êyês. This evening it's your tailored-fitted décollatage. I hope you are well?

A pleasant was spent on the beach - yet again

Is it a shingle beach?

Today’s wasn’t, just too many people so my own quiet place

"

Your place sounds like a fortress of solitude and calm.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?! "

We were .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?!

We were ."

In your stately home?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?! "

How's the sangria going down? We have some fond memories of harbour side afternoons with a jug of sangria

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?!

We were .

In your stately home?"

Yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?!

How's the sangria going down? We have some fond memories of harbour side afternoons with a jug of sangria"

It's gone down and we've eaten the alcoholic berries at the bottom

Mr KC is unsteady on his feet and son's GF is rather amused on the sidelines

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Mr KC is unsteady on his feet and son's GF is rather amused on the sidelines "

Is the GF 'daughter in law' material, KC²? Or is it still early days?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?!

How's the sangria going down? We have some fond memories of harbour side afternoons with a jug of sangria

It's gone down and we've eaten the alcoholic berries at the bottom

Mr KC is unsteady on his feet and son's GF is rather amused on the sidelines "

. Sounds like a fun evening

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?!

We were .

In your stately home?

Yes "

Would love an invite to the NC stately home. Sounds delightful and we know the occupants are most convivial

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Mr KC is unsteady on his feet and son's GF is rather amused on the sidelines

Is the GF 'daughter in law' material, KC²? Or is it still early days?"

Dunno. We're not the ones who might marry her!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm hungry and I don't know what to eat. I fancy hot, buttered toast but I'm too lazy to make it

Mrs NC, your new pics are ace

Thank you . We took advantage of a sunny Thursday afternoon.

You weren't lazing on a sunny afternoon, were you?!

We were .

In your stately home?

Yes

Would love an invite to the NC stately home. Sounds delightful and we know the occupants are most convivial"

Currently in need of a duster and some polish

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