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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin." That's brutal  | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance "Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes. | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes. "That's hot | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes. "If you were really gentle I could pretend you're Rachel Riley maybe if I have soap in my eyes  | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty "My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again "I know. I'm getting the effects from here  | |||
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"I would start with the best dirty bits lol" My arse then? | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal "I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap  | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again "What about the lady from the shop? | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
I know. I'm getting the effects from here "Carried on the breeze | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes.
If you were really gentle I could pretend you're Rachel Riley maybe if I have soap in my eyes "That’s not soap….. | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal
I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap "I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's nasty | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
I know. I'm getting the effects from here
Carried on the breeze "Tis potent | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal
I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's nasty "Ajax powder?? That'll take the skin off you lol | |||
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean. " Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?"I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today | |||
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"Also was going to suggest flushing your head down the loo for a vigorous hair wash, soz "Depends on the flush I guess | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance
Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes.
If you were really gentle I could pretend you're Rachel Riley maybe if I have soap in my eyes
That’s not soap….. " | |||
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"Like they do in shawshank. " You need to team up with Jools and the Brain | |||
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean. Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits " But I like the tease of taking my time to get there. | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal
I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's nasty
Ajax powder?? That'll take the skin off you lol"I need my skin | |||
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean. Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits But I like the tease of taking my time to get there. "There's no time for that, it's expensive to run a power shower | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today "Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today
Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure "Essence of magnolia | |||
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"All things considered probably from the bottom up as I can make a start with my mouth on the middle while my hands are busy on you thighs "I'm not sure you should wash anyone with your mouth | |||
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"Pressure washer and at a distance " That's actually just like a power shower but cold | |||
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"With a jet wash "I don't know how filthy some of you think I am | |||
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"With 156 water balloons filled with soapy water heated to 36°C" Although that sounds more appealing than some of the above, I do wonder if that might sting a little | |||
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"How about a lovely warm golden shower "I don't do golden showers, someone pass the Ajax | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today
Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure
Essence of magnolia "And don't forget your Lynx Africa | |||
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"How about a lovely warm golden shower
I don't do golden showers, someone pass the Ajax "I hasten to add, nor do i...more like bleach i think.. | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty
My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again
What about the lady from the shop?
I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today
Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure
Essence of magnolia
And don't forget your Lynx Africa "I don't think I've used that since I was a teenager | |||
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"A dust bath, like the little birdies  "I've seen the birds washing in my garden, not with dust though. I am however willing to give it a try if you're dusting me | |||
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"That video of yours. Like that but my hands
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing!" Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me | |||
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"With 156 water balloons filled with soapy water heated to 36°C Although that sounds more appealing than some of the above, I do wonder if that might sting a little "If it does let me know, and I'll aim got ceiling and walls so you can wash using the splash back instead. | |||
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it. "This is a shower situation | |||
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"With 156 water balloons filled with soapy water heated to 36°C Although that sounds more appealing than some of the above, I do wonder if that might sting a little
If it does let me know, and I'll aim got ceiling and walls so you can wash using the splash back instead. "This sounds like something you'd see on japanese game shows | |||
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing! Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me "Well it doesn't scratch the paint on the horsebox, so I figured it would be ok! At least this powehose is connected to warm water! | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance "with a brillo pad | |||
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it.
This is a shower situation
I see, in that case how about a body to body rub. Has anyone offered you that yet? "Nobody has offered that but that's definitely not something I want from a guy, thank you for the offer though | |||
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing! Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me
Well it doesn't scratch the paint on the horsebox, so I figured it would be ok!
At least this powehose is connected to warm water!"Yeah my paintwork should be ok and warm water is better than the cold | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance with a brillo pad "You care about getting rid of the dead cells, that's thoughtful | |||
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"Throw a bucket at you and tell neighbours to call 999 " I don't think them saying I needed help having a shower would go down well | |||
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it.
This is a shower situation
I see, in that case how about a body to body rub. Has anyone offered you that yet?
Nobody has offered that but that's definitely not something I want from a guy, thank you for the offer though
I was not offering at all. I was asking if any of the women above had offered for you. I am too lazy to rub myself never mind anyone else whoever they might be. "I'm never to lazy to rub myself | |||
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"Wow. Yes please I'd have to get you hot n sweaty first then get you in the shower n lather you all up . I need a cold shower thinking about it xx" There seems to be a few with jet washers in the thread | |||
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"Ohh… you know those foamy shower gels … I’d cover you in that and we’d play O and X’s on your body …. winner gets to rinse it off "That sounds like fun | |||
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"Ohh… you know those foamy shower gels … I’d cover you in that and we’d play O and X’s on your body …. winner gets to rinse it off
That sounds like fun "Super slippy fun | |||
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"I’d soap myself up in front of you and use my body to rub you down "Sounds like a wonderful bathroom thing we all need  | |||
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"I’d soap myself up in front of you and use my body to rub you down "I'm waiting | |||
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