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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin." That's brutal ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance ![]() Big sponge, lots of soap and a really, really long awkward look in your eyes. | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance ![]() That's hot | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance ![]() If you were really gentle I could pretend you're Rachel Riley maybe if I have soap in my eyes ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() My pheromones are strong today, I need to go to the shop and I don't want to risk the old dears chasing after me again | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() I know. I'm getting the effects from here ![]() | |||
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"I would start with the best dirty bits lol" My arse then? ![]() | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal ![]() I could of said Ajax powder instead of the soap ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() What about the lady from the shop? | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() ![]() Carried on the breeze ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance ![]() ![]() That’s not soap….. | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal ![]() ![]() I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's nasty ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() ![]() ![]() Tis potent | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal ![]() ![]() ![]() Ajax powder?? That'll take the skin off you lol | |||
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean. " Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() I want her to chase me but she's been on holiday this week, I'm hoping she's back today ![]() | |||
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"Also was going to suggest flushing your head down the loo for a vigorous hair wash, soz ![]() Depends on the flush I guess ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Like they do in shawshank. " You need to team up with Jools and the Brain ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean. Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits " But I like the tease of taking my time to get there. ![]() | |||
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"Stiff broom and a fire hose cold water. A bar of cold tar soap for washin. That's brutal ![]() ![]() ![]() I need my skin ![]() | |||
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"Slowly, from the top down and then back up again, stopping around halfway to make sure everything is thoroughly soaped and rinsed clean. Always wash the middle first and then a couple more times after other bits But I like the tease of taking my time to get there. ![]() There's no time for that, it's expensive to run a power shower ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() ![]() Is that why you're having a wash?! Don't wash all the pheromones away. "Essence of magnolia" shower gel isn't a lady lure ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() ![]() ![]() Essence of magnolia ![]() | |||
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"All things considered probably from the bottom up as I can make a start with my mouth on the middle while my hands are busy on you thighs ![]() I'm not sure you should wash anyone with your mouth ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pressure washer and at a distance " That's actually just like a power shower but cold | |||
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"With a jet wash ![]() I don't know how filthy some of you think I am ![]() | |||
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"With 156 water balloons filled with soapy water heated to 36°C" Although that sounds more appealing than some of the above, I do wonder if that might sting a little ![]() | |||
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"How about a lovely warm golden shower ![]() I don't do golden showers, someone pass the Ajax ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And don't forget your Lynx Africa ![]() | |||
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"How about a lovely warm golden shower ![]() ![]() I hasten to add, nor do i...more like bleach i think.. | |||
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"I wouldn't. I like you sweaty ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think I've used that since I was a teenager ![]() | |||
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"A dust bath, like the little birdies ![]() I've seen the birds washing in my garden, not with dust though. I am however willing to give it a try if you're dusting me ![]() | |||
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"That video of yours. Like that but my hands ![]() That works for me ![]() | |||
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing!" Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me ![]() | |||
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it. ![]() This is a shower situation ![]() | |||
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"With 156 water balloons filled with soapy water heated to 36°C Although that sounds more appealing than some of the above, I do wonder if that might sting a little ![]() This sounds like something you'd see on japanese game shows ![]() | |||
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing! Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me ![]() Well it doesn't scratch the paint on the horsebox, so I figured it would be ok! At least this powehose is connected to warm water! | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance ![]() with a brillo pad ![]() | |||
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it. ![]() ![]() ![]() Nobody has offered that but that's definitely not something I want from a guy, thank you for the offer though ![]() | |||
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"Powerhose, bit of fairy and a soft bristle broom for any scrubbing! Well at least it's a soft bristle one that would only remove dead skin and not scar me ![]() Yeah my paintwork should be ok and warm water is better than the cold ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon and was intrigued to know how you would wash me if you had the chance ![]() ![]() You care about getting rid of the dead cells, that's thoughtful ![]() | |||
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"Throw a bucket at you and tell neighbours to call 999 " I don't think them saying I needed help having a shower would go down well ![]() | |||
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"Just fill the bath, put some bubbles and soak in it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm never to lazy to rub myself ![]() | |||
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"Wow. Yes please I'd have to get you hot n sweaty first then get you in the shower n lather you all up . I need a cold shower thinking about it xx" There seems to be a few with jet washers in the thread ![]() | |||
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"Ohh… you know those foamy shower gels … I’d cover you in that and we’d play O and X’s on your body …. winner gets to rinse it off ![]() That sounds like fun ![]() | |||
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"Ohh… you know those foamy shower gels … I’d cover you in that and we’d play O and X’s on your body …. winner gets to rinse it off ![]() ![]() Super slippy fun ![]() | |||
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"I’d soap myself up in front of you and use my body to rub you down ![]() Sounds like a wonderful bathroom thing we all need ![]() | |||
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"I’d soap myself up in front of you and use my body to rub you down ![]() I'm waiting ![]() | |||
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